The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 35: The Robbery



Chapter 35

"Lin Zaozao, these two children's eyes glow at night. Most importantly, these two children are like two man-eating wild wolves when they get angry. They can injure people at any time."

Hearing Nan Yu's advice, Lin Zaozao also remained silent. She just took out one or two silvers from her arms and handed them to one of the bodyguards.

"Brother, you can also see my figure. I've walked such a long way that I really can't walk anymore. How about this: you take these one or two silvers and help me buy some clothes, shoes and other things to change into for these two children. We'll just sit here and wait for you, okay?"

The bodyguard looked at the silver in his hand, glanced at Nan Yu, and left without trying to dissuade Lin Zaozao.

"Lin Zaozao, if you don't listen to the elders, you will suffer losses right in front of you."

Nan Yu held the children's hands in one hand and said solemnly.

Of course Lin Zaozao knew about Nan Yu's advice!

In fact, when this little brat bit her earlier, she had wanted to give up on these two children.

After all, she didn't want to raise two little wolf cubs that could turn around and bite their owner at any time.

But just as she was about to give up, the damned system told her that these two little brats were infected with wolf poison.

Moreover, these children had an important relationship with her. If she didn't save them again, they would definitely not live past three days.

When she wanted to ask the system what wolf poison was and what was the relationship between these two little brats and her current body, the damned system pretended to die again.

In the previous few times when the system prompted her to do some temporary tasks, it would still arrange rewards for her.

But this time! It only told her that these two little brats were poisoned by wolves. It didn't say anything about rewarding her, and slipped away swiftly.

Damn it, if she wasn't living in a harmonious society and educated to be positive, sunny and kind, she really wouldn't want to take care of these two genuine little wolf cubs anymore.

Unfortunately, she now can't just watch these two little wolf cubs die in vain.

Old Heaven, since you let me travel through time, why didn't you give her a stainless steel heart!

So that she wouldn't be so sanctimonious now, spending money and effort to save these two little things.

Just as Lin Zaozao was constantly complaining in her heart, the bodyguard had already come back with a small package.

"Let's go! It's getting late, we should go home too."

Lin Zaozao looked at the little brat struggling in her arms, thought about it, and directly tore a cloth strip from the little brat's body, intending to tie his hands tightly.

As a result, because she used too much force, there was a clear sound of fabric tearing when she tore the cloth strip, revealing the little brat's black butt.

Perhaps feeling that his butt was exposed, the little brat struggled even more happily in Lin Zaozao's hands.

When Lin Zaozao saw him dodge while struggling, trying to cover his own butt, her eyes suddenly lit up.

Oh! She finally caught this little brat's weakness. He was so young yet he already had a sense of shame.

Thinking of this, Lin Zaozao walked to Nan Yu's side and looked at the little brat flapping around in Nan Yu's hand. She squatted down and smiled "hehe" at him.

The next second, the sound of fabric tearing clearly reached everyone's ears.

Lin Zaozao looked at the little brat who was no longer flapping around and was busy blocking his butt. She waved the torn rag in her hand smugly and said gloomily.

"Remember, you two have to listen to me from now on. If you dare to disobey, I will make you two bare your butts every day for the wind to blow on your little eggs. Understand?"

Hearing Lin Zaozao's threat, the two little brats who were making trouble just now suddenly became well-behaved.

The stall owner and bodyguards standing on the side couldn't help laughing out loud.

My god! The two little demons in town have finally met their match. Now there is finally someone who can control them.

Whether it was their good fortune or bad luck to meet such an unorthodox woman like Lin Zaozao, no one knew!

On the way out of town, Lin Zaozao bought some cooked food and a large steaming basket of buns and mantou.

After all, her cooking skills were terrible. Having her steam mantou in this unfamiliar ancient world was simply unimaginable.

Moreover, she had told her five husbands last night that everyone should mind their own business from now on. So when she returned, she didn't know if they would still cook for her.

When Lin Zaozao arrived at the place agreed upon with Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang was already smoking a dry cigarette and waiting there.

"Uncle Zhang, I'm back."

Lin Zaozao greeted Uncle Zhang from afar, carrying a bag full of buns.

Seeing the vibrant Lin Zaozao, a flash of smile also appeared in Uncle Zhang's eyes.

It had been a long time since he had seen the girl so lively.

"Girl, why didn't you buy yourself some clothes to wear when you went to town?"

"I did buy them, Uncle Zhang. But I bought a lot so the shopkeeper sent them back early. By the way, Uncle Zhang, I bought a bunch of buns, have some."

Speaking, Lin Zaozao took out four steaming hot buns from the package and forcibly stuffed them into Uncle Zhang's hands.

"Uncle Zhang, try them, the taste is pretty good."

"Little girl, thanks. By the way...who are they behind you?"

Following Uncle Zhang's gaze, Lin Zaozao looked at the four bodyguards behind her and the two little brats covering their butts, and said,

"Uncle Zhang, I got a lot of money, afraid of being robbed, so I asked the escort agency's people to escort me for a while.

As for these two covering their butts, they are my newly adopted little brothers. From now on, they are Lin Zaozao's brothers."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's explanation, a flash of light flashed in Uncle Zhang's eyes. He turned his head to look at the two fierce-looking little brats covering their butts, before retracting the darkness in his eyes. He turned around and used one hand to help Lin Zaozao onto the ox cart.

As for Nan Yu and the others, Uncle Zhang said that his ox cart was too small for them to sit on.

"Uncle Zhang, let my two newly adopted little brothers sit up too! You see they both look weak and must not be able to walk."

"Alright, come on up then!"

After Lin Zaozao hugged the two reluctant little brats and sat on the ox cart, Uncle Zhang whipped the whip and slowly walked towards the road back.

Nan Yu, who had been following behind the ox cart, blew a loud whistle. Four horses immediately ran up to them.

Lin Zaozao looked at the four shiny horses standing next to Nan Yu, her eyes were about to pop out.

Although being a bodyguard was a dangerous industry, Nan Yu and the others looked so cool riding horses!

Perhaps the light in Lin Zaozao's eyes was too dazzling. Nan Yu held the horse rein in one hand and stroked his hair arrogantly with the other.

"Little fat girl, do you want to ride my Wind Chaser?"

"Wind Chaser? Is that this horse's name?"

"Yeah! Do you want to ride it?"

"Want to ride, want to ride, I want to ride."

Seeing Lin Zaozao's shining eyes, Nan Yu's eyes narrowed. With a tug of his hand, Wind Chaser's front hoof immediately jumped up.

"Whoops! Sorry, Lin Zaozao! My Wind Chaser only allows beauties to ride it. As for you, it doesn't want you riding it."

Hearing Nan Yu's ridicule, the light in Lin Zaozao's eyes immediately disappeared without a trace.

The bastard Nan Yu was treating her like a fool!

It was obviously him who controlled the horse to jump up, so what did he mean by Wind Chaser only allowing beauties to ride it!

It was more likely that this guy only liked beauties!

Seeing Lin Zaozao's contemptuous gaze, Nan Yu was not angry at all, but burst out laughing instead.

If this Lin Zaozao woman could be a little thinner and prettier, he would definitely be willing to marry her as a concubine.

After all, this woman's style of conduct was quite interesting, wasn't it?

All the way, while looking at Nan Yu who was following behind the ox with a smug look, Lin Zaozao really wanted to slap him off the horse.

Unfortunately, she could only think about it.

Just as she was in a bad mood, a loud shout of "Robbery" instantly aroused Lin Zaozao's spirit.

"Robbery, quickly hand over your valuables."

Listening to the sounds of robbery ahead of the ox cart, Lin Zaozao's eyes were almost shining. Ah! This was a robbery being performed like on TV!

The first law of transmigration stated that when a beauty encountered a robbery, she would definitely meet a handsome guy who would save her at the cost of his life. Then, to repay the life-saving grace, the beauty would offer herself in marriage...

Just as Lin Zaozao was happily imagining such a scenario, Uncle Zhang who was sitting at the front of the ox cart immediately shielded her with his body.

Looking at Uncle Zhang's aged face, all ideas of a hero saving a beauty vanished from Lin Zaozao's mind.

Oh well, she was not a beauty anyway, so there would not be any dashing hero coming to rescue her.

Although Uncle Zhang was also a hero, he was not her type!


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