NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 61
Chapter 61: Xia Chen, I Want To Fart!
Zhong Wen was about to speak.
Seeing this, Xia Chen said, “Okay…Teacher…I said…”
Zhong Wen urged: “Hurry up and say it!
Xia Chen first took a deep breath.
Then he shouted vigorously: “Teacher’s pants chain is open! Teacher’s pants chain is open! Teacher’s pants chain is open!!!”
After shouting, Xia Chen looked at Zhong Wen with a smile.
I said I don’t want to say…
You still have to say…
Xia Chen’s voice fell.
Zhong Wen hurriedly looked down at him, then blushed, and pulled up his trousers in a panic.
Looking at Zhong Wen’s hairy hands and feet.
The classmates under the stage suddenly “hahaha” and began to laugh.
Zhong Wen shouted anxiously: “Don’t even laugh! Be quiet!”
Under Zhong Wen’s own teacher BUFF, the people in the audience instantly quieted down.
Although the audience was quiet.
But Xia Chen’s live broadcast room has turned into a sea of joy.
“Hahaha, this teacher… amusing me…”
“Fuck, Xia Chen is simply the nemesis of an English teacher…”
“Hahaha, when you say that, it really makes sense.
“Xia Chen said: I can’t bear this pot, hahaha~”
“Ouch, fuck! Why is this male teacher wearing a big red pants?! 35
“People’s natal year is not good!!! Hahaha.”
“I gotta laugh, Xia Chen is protecting you, and you have to hit the gun yourself.
“This is really a game of appraising treasures, even if this treasure doesn’t need to be appraised, I almost exposed myself.
“Bah…Are you dirty…”
“Huh? ~Sister, you understand what my brother said~ Hahaha.”5
Zhong Wen took a few deep breaths.
Then he said to Xia Chen and the two plainly: “Okay…you two quickly sit down.
Xia Chen shrugged and sat down innocently.
Xia Chen couldn’t understand for a while what the student sitting in front of him was thinking.
Teacher’s pants chain is open…
tell me something about wool…
Is it possible that I can still run up to the podium and help him zip up his pants?
Xia Chen sighed deeply, this is simply a disaster.
Then Xia Chen continued to wander.
Just when get out of class is about to end.
Xia Chen suddenly felt someone tap his shoulder.
With doubts, Xia Chen turned his head slightly.
I saw a little fat man sitting behind him, sticking to his head and saying softly: “Xia Chen…I want to fart…”
shit!
As soon as you heard what Xiao Chuan said.
Xia Chen has the heart to kill instantly.
what a…
The teacher’s pants chain is open and tell me!
Your mother-in-law wants to fart, and tell me what to do!
If you have a fart, let it go!
You tell me I can help you hold back!
When the audience heard what Xiao Pang said, they also felt speechless for a while.
“Now students…are all so crazy?! Do you have to talk to someone about your fart?
“Then why don’t you let me know when you emit toxic gas? Hahaha.
“Fuck! You’re right!”
“Hahaha, look at Xia Chen’s expression, I guess he wants to hit the wall now.”
“Good guy, Xia Chen should have hundreds of grass-mud horses in his heart at this time.””
“What the hell, if someone told me he wanted to fart, I’d have to explode! 35
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(cibf) saw that Xia Chen did not speak.
Xiaopang continued to whisper: “Xia Chen…I can’t hold it anymore…”
“But…but I’m afraid of being discovered by others…that…it’s too embarrassing…”
After the fat man finished speaking.
Xia Chen and the audience instantly understood.
It turned out that this little fat man wanted Xia Chen to help him come up with an idea.
You can put your fart away, and you won’t be discovered by others…
It seems that today’s children, although young.
But self-esteem is still very strong.
Xia Chen nodded, and secretly said in her heart: Brother, let me help you this time.
I saw Xia Chen’s body leaned back slightly, and then whispered to Xiaopang: “You will slap the table hard later, just to let the fart out.
“If the teacher asks you, you will say that your arm cramps…”
Zhong Wen on the stage.
It has long been discovered that Xia Chen and Xiaopang are whispering.
But it did not affect other students.
He also ignored it.
Apparently just asking Xia Chen to stand up has left a shadow in his heart.
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Xia Chen’s idea for Xiaopang.
Can’t help but sigh that Xia Chen’s head is flexible and quick to respond.
And Xiaopang heard Xia Chen’s words.
He nodded vigorously.
He finally understood why his mother told him that he could go to Xia Chen when he was in trouble at school.
As expected of a character chosen by my mother!
It’s really unusual!
turn out to be.
In Xia Chen’s class, parents of many students are also watching Xia Chen’s live broadcast.
These parents naturally know the gap between their children and Xia Chen.
That’s why I told them that if there was something in the school that they didn’t want to find a teacher, they would go to Xia Chen.
Of course, on the other hand, I also hope that my children can show their faces during the live broadcast.
That’s why the person in front and Xia Chen said that the teacher opened the zipper.
The little fat and Xia Chen in the back said that they wanted to fart.
Sit up straight with Xia Chen’s body.
The little fat man behind him pursed his lips.
Then the small eyes glanced left and right.
After seeing that no one around looked at him.
Little Fatty slowly raised his right hand, and then slapped it hard on the table.
Snapped!!!
The loud sound of slapping the table.
The cited Zhong Wen and all the students in the class looked at Xiao Pang.
The entire classroom instantly became silent.
Under everyone’s puzzled expressions.
A…
puff~~~
A huge fart sound…
Xia Chen:
audience:
teacher:
classmate:
Xia Chen gritted her teeth momentarily, forcing herself not to laugh.
What the hell are you doing with a delay???
shit…
I knew you had a delay when you farted.
Might as well just let you out…
Good time this time…
You fucking fart, the whole class knows…
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned for a moment, and then immediately burst into laughter.
“Fuck! Hahahaha, this little fat man is really amazing…”
“Hahaha, Xia Chen said, I gave you an idea for nothing.
“No… I’m dying of laughter… Hahaha… This little fat guy… is really a masterpiece!
“Holy shit! This wave of operations makes my dog look stupid…”
“Call 120 to save me, I’m going to die laughing… Hahaha.”
“I’m so stupid too, this shot became the focus of the whole class…”
“Oh, I can’t do it anymore, hahaha, this little fat… it’s absolutely amazing!!!’
Zhong Wen on the stage.
I don’t know if I’m angry or trying to hold back my laughter.
His entire face had gradually turned red.
good guy…
You slap the table hard…
Just to make everyone in the class watch you fart?!
It really is…
I’m sorry to bother you…
Looking at Xiaopang again, at this moment, I can’t wait to shove my head into the table.
Looking at the classmates behind Xiao Chuan, he was so smoked that he was almost foaming at the mouth.
#…
Jingle bell~
Hear the bell for the end of get out of class.
Zhong Wen hurriedly shouted: “get out of class!”
After speaking.
Zhong Wen rushed out directly.
He was sure.
This class…
I will never forget it in my life.
And with the teacher leaving.
The class made a mess of porridge in an instant.
Many people made fun of pointing at Xiao Chuan, and some even retched.
The audience watching the live broadcast room frowned.
Today’s kids are like that.
As long as the little friends or classmates around you make a fool of yourself.
He didn’t care about the other party’s feelings at all, and was directly held and ridiculed.
Sudden!
Snapped!
Xia Chen patted the table hard.
Huge sound.
Make everyone quiet down.
I saw Xia Chen frowned and said, “Why are you laughing?!
“Don’t you guys fart?!
Then, Xia Chen stared at everyone.
Everyone who looked at Xia Chen lowered their heads in shame.
Facing Xia Chen’s clearance, Xiaopang cast a grateful look to him.
Xia Chen looked serious, and nodded vigorously at Xiao Chuan.
Then he turned around and walked casually out of the classroom.
Just when all the audience praised Xia Chen’s behavior.
Xia Chen walking out of the classroom.
In an instant, he leaned against the wall, panting heavily, frowning and saying, “Damn… it’s killing me…”
Xia Chen’s actions made the audience in the live broadcast burst instantly.
“Hahaha, I thought that little fat man was farting!”
“Damn it! Looking at Xia Chen like this, the power of a little fat fart is really not small…”
“Xia Chen! You looked dignified just now~ You have to be strong!”
“Giggle, Xia Chen said: In front of Xiao Chuan’s fart, everything can’t stand up…”
“Ouch… No way, as soon as Xia Chen goes to school, I might be laughed to death, hahaha.
“Damn it! I can smell the chubby fart across the screen…”
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Wait until class is about to start.
Xia Chen felt a little better.
Walk into the classroom and take a look.
All the windows in the classroom have been opened.
Others are sitting in their seats and reading books.
It was as if the little fat fart had never happened at all.
Xia Chen returned to her seat.
Start preparing the books for the next lesson.
next class.
It was Sun Yuxin’s Chinese class….