NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 17 I’ll call you uncle from now on
There was a bowl in front of Rourou, and it was a good bowl. It had a sky-blue glaze, lotus petal patterns, and was oily and smooth.Just put it on the ground, put small dried fish in the bowl, and Rourou was eating it happily!
Xu Muhua, on the other hand, sat aside with his chin propped up on his hand, watching it eating happily, and couldn't help but become suspicious.
Is this dried fish really so delicious? How about she try it too?
While Rourou was eating happily, Xu Muhua quickly took a small dried fish that Rourou had not touched from the side of his bowl, stuffed it into his mouth and started chewing... Well, it seems really delicious!
So she finished eating and quickly took another one, and this time Rourou noticed it.
It stopped moving, slowly raised its head, and looked at Xu Muhua in disbelief. The cat's eyes were originally round, but now they seemed to be bigger.
She's not a human, but she's a real dog!
He actually competed with a cat for food! Can she do some personnel work? !
Being stared at by Rourou, Xu Muhua didn't feel any embarrassment at all, and even felt a little unsatisfied, "This dried fish is quite delicious!"
Rourou: "Meow!" You need to say it!
"Let me make more pomegranates someday, and I'll eat them as snacks too!"
Rourou let out a scream!
This disgusting human being actually competes with cats for food, how shameless!
"Okay, now that we've finished eating the snacks, it's time to get down to business." After Xu Muhua finished speaking, he put away the dried fish and the pretty bowl with the pomegranate.
Rouri watched helplessly as his food was taken away, and he couldn't help but stretch out a plump paw in an attempt to retain it, but in the end he could only hang it down feebly.
Seeing this, Xu Muhua couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
Is this cat having too much drama?
Withdrawing his claws, Rourou revealed the information he had found out, squatted on the ground, and looked arrogantly at Xu Muhua: "This cat has done a great service for you. You can't excuse me if you don't reward me!"
"Didn't I reward you for being a little fish?"
Rourou rolled his eyes, "This is a reward! Do you want me to work for you for free?"
Xu Muhua: You are quite smart!
"Okay, what reward do you want?"
“Have some beef jerky!”
Xu Muhua was silent for a moment, "You really know how to eat."
Ancient times are not modern times. There was beef everywhere and you could eat it casually.Although beef can also be eaten, it is not as casual as in modern times.In ancient times, cows were protected by law!
"Well, I can't be a harsh person, beef is beef!"
Rourou corrected: "It's beef jerky!"
"...I know, uncle!"
Rourou thinks his name might as well be called uncle!
It's okay not to think about it, but the more I think about it, the more I feel that the uncle is much more powerful than Rourou!
So it protested, "I think the name you gave me before is not good. It doesn't reflect my cat's momentum at all. I want to change it!"
"Oh, what do you want to change it to?" Xu Muhua deservedly said casually.
"This cat will be called uncle from now on!"
Xu Muhua: I think you want to go to heaven!
Seeing that Xu Muhua seemed unwilling, Rourou immediately stated his position resolutely: "This cat has decided!"
"I think……"
"This cat doesn't want you to think it, this cat wants to think it himself! What a great name!" The more I read it, the more appropriate it becomes. It suits it so well! It fully reflects its extraordinary momentum!
"...You think about it again?" Will a cat really not get beaten if it calls him uncle?This is not modern!
"Don't think about it!" Seeing that Xu Muhua was still hesitant, Rourou threatened: "Do you still want me to do things for you in the future?"
Xu Muhua is able to bend and stretch, and does what he does well. "Okay, you will be called uncle from now on."
Destroy it, no matter how much you love it!
Rourou - no, I have to call him uncle from now on. The uncle was satisfied and licked his shiny hair.
Xu Muhua, on the other hand, quickly sent people to Jingzhao Mansion to find Mr. Fu Yin. Originally, he just thought of passing the news to Mr. Fu Yin. Unexpectedly, he was worried and came over in person!
Xu Muhua said that she was under a lot of pressure. She just wanted to do good things, but she didn't want to get into trouble!
But everyone is here, can she still drive them out? She couldn't, so she had to go back to the front room.
"Niece Xian, are the words you have been told true?"
Xu Muhua blinked innocently, "I don't know, it was the god in the dream who told me."
Without waiting for Mr. Fu Yin to speak again, Xu Muhua said with a serious face: "Sir, rescuing people is like putting out fires. The top priority is to destroy this gang first. In fact, other things are not important! As for whether it is true or not, as long as you arrange it Wouldn’t it be obvious if someone went down to find out? Even if it’s fake, it’s just a waste of time at most.”
Overall, the pros outweigh the cons!
Of course Mr. Fu Yin understands this, but...
"This... virtuous niece, it's like this. If the matter is resolved smoothly, then I have to report the matter truthfully..."
Therefore, he couldn't be allowed to tell the emperor in the official document that it was because the young lady from the Chengguo Palace had a dream, in which an old fairy told her that she was having sex, right?If he writes like this, the emperor will not be allowed to take off his official hat?
Xu Muhua was shocked, "What? Do you want to tell the emperor?"
"Uncle, you call me your virtuous niece, but you can't push your niece into the fire pit!"
Mother Xu's face turned dark when she heard this!
"Mu Hua!" How can this child speak? Why did your Majesty become a pit of fire? Even...even if it's a fire pit, you can't say it! This silly boy!
What can Mr. Fu Yin do? He can only turn a deaf ear and let it pass by!
"My dear niece, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I don't dare to open my mouth to the emperor!" At least I need to find a reasonable explanation!
Xu Muhua was silent for a moment, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said, "Then tell the truth, after all, this is the truth!"
Yes, that's true!
Xu's mother also said: "Yes, it was originally Mu Hua's dream. If you think of other explanations, you are deceiving the king!"
Fu Yin didn't know what to say. After much deliberation, he decided that catching the gang first was the most important thing at the moment.After all, if the person is not caught, there will be nothing to report to the emperor later.
After gathering himself, he quickly stood up and left.
Xu's mother was actually a little worried in her heart, but the matter was at this point and it was useless to talk more. She still went to discuss it with the old lady and think of a way to avoid any accidents.
Xu Muhua, on the other hand, returned to his yard lightly and called the big fat cat over.