NOVEL SIMPLE Almighty singer assistant system
Chapter 66 No XX, Not OO
Chapter 66 No XX, Not OO
Zhuge Liang (raises cup of tea, asks a question) The prospect of your city is really good... I wonder if there is overtime pay.
Liu Bei: (smile disappears)...No.
Zhuge Liang: (holding the fan, the debate begins!):
“It’s not a good company without overtime pay.
Not taking the initiative to worship is not a good employee.
It is not a good boss without red envelopes.
Without no regrets, it is not considered a good talent.
If you don't stay in bed, it doesn't count as a weekend.
No hot pot, not weight loss.
Without a plaid shirt, it is not tasteful.
Not crunchy, not protein.
Without Togen, it is not considered a good batcher.
Without a repeater, it is not considered a sand sculpture netizen.
…”
Ahhh! Zhuge Liang, what's the matter with you? Why do you start bickering while talking?
Chen Hong looked at Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei who were arguing with a confused face. What happened to these two people?
Every sentence seems to be nonsense, but it sounds so reasonable!
But why does it sound inexplicable? Chen Hong kept shaking his legs, as if he had returned to his childhood when he was watching white rats and ghosts, and couldn't stop at all.
"...
Without Rem's pillow, it is not considered to have had a wife.
No fugitives went to listen, not counting the God of Songs concert.
Not 1 meters, not a giant.
Without a mobile phone, it is not counted as going to the toilet.
Without the busy parents, it is not considered the main character.
If there is no three consecutive videos, it is not counted as watched.
If you don't get sick often, you don't count as a physical education teacher.
Without a bunch of emoticons, it's not too much.
Without an annual salary of one million, it is not considered a Zhihu group.
......"
At this moment, the barrage was almost maxed out, there was no way, there were too many places to complain, so much that Chen Hong didn't even know how to speak.
[Too many elements!]
[Is it reasonable to delay the update?]
[I was so scared that I quickly hugged the Rem pillow on the bed!]
[I... really can't refute...]
[It makes sense, but I am speechless. ]
[Where is the promised three visits to thatched cottage? Zhuge Liang, return Liu Bei to me!]
[1 meter 6 soldiers...giant...hahaha!]
……
As the video progressed, various corresponding pictures also emerged one after another, making Chen Hong laugh out loud, and he didn't know where to throw the doubts in his heart.
"Hahaha…"
Originally thought that the Three Kingdoms terrier has long been used badly, but I really didn't expect it... I didn't expect it... Here you can play new tricks!
"It doesn't count as a fat house without a ton of weight.
No special effects, not good hair.
Without cloud players, it is not a good game.
Without an aunt, Jack Ma is not counted.
No sister, not happy.
No dancing, no fighting.
No wrestling, no fitness.
......"
Speaking of this, the originally tense voice stopped abruptly, Zhuge Liang suddenly raised his head, and looked at Liu Bei affectionately.
And Liu Bei also returned a smile, this action immediately exploded the already fiery barrage.
[Fitness ♂ body]
[van♂~]
[I want it all]
[Eyes meet, you are the right person~]
[Seeking Wang Situ's psychological shadow area...]
[UP Lord, come out, I promise not to kill you...]
[Ni's friend's sense of disobedience has been offline!]
……
Looking at the hot barrage in front of him, Chen Hong had no choice but to lower the density of the barrage again so that he could barely continue watching.
But the level of this ghost animal is really not ordinary high! The ghost animals of other people's homes are all plagiarized, and there are even some vulgar works.But this work is a series of famous quotes, which is indisputable.
Chen Hong, who had been watching it for a long time, almost fell down laughing. No wonder Mo Ke said that this video is no less poisonous than the Lord of Shadow Stream. It really makes sense!
And the video continues.
“Without Hyogo Kita, it’s not a smile.
It doesn't matter if you don't say it three times.
There are no five kernels, not moon cakes.
If you don't gain 10 catties, it doesn't count as New Year's Eve.
Not very well-known, not an international superstar.
If you are not forty or fifty years old, you are not considered a good-looking anchor.
Without its own bGM, it is not a domineering side leak.
Not repeating a grade for 20 years doesn't count as a detective.
……
If you don't have regular meals, you are not considered a well-known UP master.
If you don't pay attention to the old V, you are not considered a promising youth.
......"
This, this... really makes sense!
Just as Chen Hong doubted his life, barrages were brought up one after another.
[My big coriander is lying on the gun again...]
[There should be a picture on the mooncake, shouldn’t it?]
[Jobillo!]
[Hahaha... Conan got shot again. ]
[@Some Lex continues to generate electricity!]
.........
The words without XX, not OO, are like roll call, picking out all kinds of interesting stalks, and making people feel no sense of disobedience, which can be said to be extremely high-tech.
The video time was not short, more than four minutes, but Chen Hong felt that the speed of the speech was like a machine gun, and he reached the bottom in the blink of an eye, and the video was about to end.
However, the barrage didn't mean to stop, but more and more, as if waiting for something.
[High energy ahead!]
[The feature film is about to start. ]
[Yo! Honestly, how much did you charge old V?]
……
"What's going on?" Chen Hong couldn't help feeling a little flustered looking at the barrage that had changed.
In his opinion, there should be enough elements, right? Is there anything else that has not been mentioned?
However, the next moment, Chen Hong knew why it was called a "feature".
"Without a green hat, it's not Guan Gong.
No drifting, no cornering.
Without rear drive, it is not considered luxurious. "
Seeing this, Chen Hong froze for a moment, then widened his eyes and looked at the screen.
This is...chafan?
I watched it for a long time, but you told me that this ghost video is from... Chafan?
Old V, come out to me!!!
[element awareness]
[I'm coming!]
[I've never seen such...brazen people!]
[He's got it, let him get it~]
[Say! How much did the car manufacturer pay you?]
[Old V, you fast dog, hahaha...]
……
"Rear drive is good, Mr. Liu... The company does not provide cars, of course it is rear drive, okay, let me tell you! It is indeed "rear drive" (oT ▽ T)o
......"
At the end of the video, a large promotional picture appeared on the screen, which was obviously deliberately done by the UP owner.
The bullet screens also exploded one after another, opening an infinite loop mode.
"Grass! There are too many elements, Mo Ke, you didn't tell me that there is this video!"
After turning on the infinite loop mode, Chen Hong grabbed his friend's collar and shook it crazily.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Zhengyu Moke finally got out of Chen Hong's clutches, and patted the dusty hood.
"Okay, I have to go to class tomorrow.
Brother Hong, you should have finished your homework, right?"
"...grass! I forgot!"
Chen Hong yelled excitedly, and suddenly he didn't care about ghosts and animals. After putting the video in an infinite loop mode, he quickly took out his homework.
"Sound Saint Academy. Are you going to the warrior branch of the academy tomorrow? It's really exciting!"
With a smile on his face, Mo Ke ignored Chen Hong who started to rush homework, opened the window, and looked at the night sky.
From the little Zhengtai's hand came a blue flame, illuminating the night.
"Moke, can you lend me your homework? Anyway, you must have finished it long ago!"
"The place in your heart is to copy your homework? Brother Hong, you are too much."
Mo Ke made a gesture to cover his heart, which made Chen Hong a little embarrassed.
"Then you make a condition, as long as I borrow my homework, and I will help you play the game!"
"Okay, wait until you eat chicken for me ten times, and then I will borrow it from you."
"You... good! It's a deal!"
After happily reaching a deal with Chen Hong♂, looking at the infinite loop of ghosts and animals, Moke Zhengyu couldn't help but look forward to tomorrow's college life.
Thank you for one recommendation ticket for the book friend Dog Family Youth, four recommendation tickets for Nanpo City, four recommendation tickets for Let Your Dream Go, one recommendation ticket for Shizaki Jingqi, and one recommendation ticket for when is this eve and what year. Q book friend Hanshuang Xueyin four recommendation tickets, Siyuan-Doom fusion one recommendation ticket
(End of this chapter)
Zhuge Liang (raises cup of tea, asks a question) The prospect of your city is really good... I wonder if there is overtime pay.
Liu Bei: (smile disappears)...No.
Zhuge Liang: (holding the fan, the debate begins!):
“It’s not a good company without overtime pay.
Not taking the initiative to worship is not a good employee.
It is not a good boss without red envelopes.
Without no regrets, it is not considered a good talent.
If you don't stay in bed, it doesn't count as a weekend.
No hot pot, not weight loss.
Without a plaid shirt, it is not tasteful.
Not crunchy, not protein.
Without Togen, it is not considered a good batcher.
Without a repeater, it is not considered a sand sculpture netizen.
…”
Ahhh! Zhuge Liang, what's the matter with you? Why do you start bickering while talking?
Chen Hong looked at Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei who were arguing with a confused face. What happened to these two people?
Every sentence seems to be nonsense, but it sounds so reasonable!
But why does it sound inexplicable? Chen Hong kept shaking his legs, as if he had returned to his childhood when he was watching white rats and ghosts, and couldn't stop at all.
"...
Without Rem's pillow, it is not considered to have had a wife.
No fugitives went to listen, not counting the God of Songs concert.
Not 1 meters, not a giant.
Without a mobile phone, it is not counted as going to the toilet.
Without the busy parents, it is not considered the main character.
If there is no three consecutive videos, it is not counted as watched.
If you don't get sick often, you don't count as a physical education teacher.
Without a bunch of emoticons, it's not too much.
Without an annual salary of one million, it is not considered a Zhihu group.
......"
At this moment, the barrage was almost maxed out, there was no way, there were too many places to complain, so much that Chen Hong didn't even know how to speak.
[Too many elements!]
[Is it reasonable to delay the update?]
[I was so scared that I quickly hugged the Rem pillow on the bed!]
[I... really can't refute...]
[It makes sense, but I am speechless. ]
[Where is the promised three visits to thatched cottage? Zhuge Liang, return Liu Bei to me!]
[1 meter 6 soldiers...giant...hahaha!]
……
As the video progressed, various corresponding pictures also emerged one after another, making Chen Hong laugh out loud, and he didn't know where to throw the doubts in his heart.
"Hahaha…"
Originally thought that the Three Kingdoms terrier has long been used badly, but I really didn't expect it... I didn't expect it... Here you can play new tricks!
"It doesn't count as a fat house without a ton of weight.
No special effects, not good hair.
Without cloud players, it is not a good game.
Without an aunt, Jack Ma is not counted.
No sister, not happy.
No dancing, no fighting.
No wrestling, no fitness.
......"
Speaking of this, the originally tense voice stopped abruptly, Zhuge Liang suddenly raised his head, and looked at Liu Bei affectionately.
And Liu Bei also returned a smile, this action immediately exploded the already fiery barrage.
[Fitness ♂ body]
[van♂~]
[I want it all]
[Eyes meet, you are the right person~]
[Seeking Wang Situ's psychological shadow area...]
[UP Lord, come out, I promise not to kill you...]
[Ni's friend's sense of disobedience has been offline!]
……
Looking at the hot barrage in front of him, Chen Hong had no choice but to lower the density of the barrage again so that he could barely continue watching.
But the level of this ghost animal is really not ordinary high! The ghost animals of other people's homes are all plagiarized, and there are even some vulgar works.But this work is a series of famous quotes, which is indisputable.
Chen Hong, who had been watching it for a long time, almost fell down laughing. No wonder Mo Ke said that this video is no less poisonous than the Lord of Shadow Stream. It really makes sense!
And the video continues.
“Without Hyogo Kita, it’s not a smile.
It doesn't matter if you don't say it three times.
There are no five kernels, not moon cakes.
If you don't gain 10 catties, it doesn't count as New Year's Eve.
Not very well-known, not an international superstar.
If you are not forty or fifty years old, you are not considered a good-looking anchor.
Without its own bGM, it is not a domineering side leak.
Not repeating a grade for 20 years doesn't count as a detective.
……
If you don't have regular meals, you are not considered a well-known UP master.
If you don't pay attention to the old V, you are not considered a promising youth.
......"
This, this... really makes sense!
Just as Chen Hong doubted his life, barrages were brought up one after another.
[My big coriander is lying on the gun again...]
[There should be a picture on the mooncake, shouldn’t it?]
[Jobillo!]
[Hahaha... Conan got shot again. ]
[@Some Lex continues to generate electricity!]
.........
The words without XX, not OO, are like roll call, picking out all kinds of interesting stalks, and making people feel no sense of disobedience, which can be said to be extremely high-tech.
The video time was not short, more than four minutes, but Chen Hong felt that the speed of the speech was like a machine gun, and he reached the bottom in the blink of an eye, and the video was about to end.
However, the barrage didn't mean to stop, but more and more, as if waiting for something.
[High energy ahead!]
[The feature film is about to start. ]
[Yo! Honestly, how much did you charge old V?]
……
"What's going on?" Chen Hong couldn't help feeling a little flustered looking at the barrage that had changed.
In his opinion, there should be enough elements, right? Is there anything else that has not been mentioned?
However, the next moment, Chen Hong knew why it was called a "feature".
"Without a green hat, it's not Guan Gong.
No drifting, no cornering.
Without rear drive, it is not considered luxurious. "
Seeing this, Chen Hong froze for a moment, then widened his eyes and looked at the screen.
This is...chafan?
I watched it for a long time, but you told me that this ghost video is from... Chafan?
Old V, come out to me!!!
[element awareness]
[I'm coming!]
[I've never seen such...brazen people!]
[He's got it, let him get it~]
[Say! How much did the car manufacturer pay you?]
[Old V, you fast dog, hahaha...]
……
"Rear drive is good, Mr. Liu... The company does not provide cars, of course it is rear drive, okay, let me tell you! It is indeed "rear drive" (oT ▽ T)o
......"
At the end of the video, a large promotional picture appeared on the screen, which was obviously deliberately done by the UP owner.
The bullet screens also exploded one after another, opening an infinite loop mode.
"Grass! There are too many elements, Mo Ke, you didn't tell me that there is this video!"
After turning on the infinite loop mode, Chen Hong grabbed his friend's collar and shook it crazily.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Zhengyu Moke finally got out of Chen Hong's clutches, and patted the dusty hood.
"Okay, I have to go to class tomorrow.
Brother Hong, you should have finished your homework, right?"
"...grass! I forgot!"
Chen Hong yelled excitedly, and suddenly he didn't care about ghosts and animals. After putting the video in an infinite loop mode, he quickly took out his homework.
"Sound Saint Academy. Are you going to the warrior branch of the academy tomorrow? It's really exciting!"
With a smile on his face, Mo Ke ignored Chen Hong who started to rush homework, opened the window, and looked at the night sky.
From the little Zhengtai's hand came a blue flame, illuminating the night.
"Moke, can you lend me your homework? Anyway, you must have finished it long ago!"
"The place in your heart is to copy your homework? Brother Hong, you are too much."
Mo Ke made a gesture to cover his heart, which made Chen Hong a little embarrassed.
"Then you make a condition, as long as I borrow my homework, and I will help you play the game!"
"Okay, wait until you eat chicken for me ten times, and then I will borrow it from you."
"You... good! It's a deal!"
After happily reaching a deal with Chen Hong♂, looking at the infinite loop of ghosts and animals, Moke Zhengyu couldn't help but look forward to tomorrow's college life.
Thank you for one recommendation ticket for the book friend Dog Family Youth, four recommendation tickets for Nanpo City, four recommendation tickets for Let Your Dream Go, one recommendation ticket for Shizaki Jingqi, and one recommendation ticket for when is this eve and what year. Q book friend Hanshuang Xueyin four recommendation tickets, Siyuan-Doom fusion one recommendation ticket
(End of this chapter)
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