NOVEL SIMPLE As a salted fish, I don’t want to make progress, but the system is too strong
Chapter 162 Lying in a Coffin and Eating a Feast
"Explode?"
Wen Ruyi is not an alchemist above rank three, so of course she has never heard the voice of "Yun laughs at his father", and she doesn't know about offering sacrifices to heaven.
At this moment, he looked puzzled.
"What exploded?"
Yun Xiao thought that the whole Dan City had begged me for several days, and Wen Ruyi couldn't say it clearly at this time, and he didn't point it out.
"Miss Wen, go back and be a chicken," he said.
Then the greeter took Wen Ruyi out.
Yun Xiao was afraid that if he was a second late, he would see a pile of rotten meat.
It's a bit sad to say the least.
This lunch must be nothing to eat.
Wen Ruyi's eyes were dull, and she had been brewing emotions for several days.
Throw away all your reservations and muster up the courage to confess.
What I waited for was...
"Master Yun, why are you so cruel!"
"The most beautiful scene in my life is meeting you..."
Wen Ruyi's teardrops broke when she was taken out, and she kept murmuring.
Weeping blood, heart like a knife.
Unexpectedly, Yun Xiao wouldn't even take a second look, and wouldn't even say a word!
Her infatuation was, after all, just a delusion.
As for Yun Xiao, of course he didn't know what Wen Ruyi was thinking.
"Oh, fortunately, I reacted quickly!"
He stayed in the room, only feeling scared.
Watching a beautiful woman explode in front of her eyes is much more terrifying than watching a man sacrifice to heaven.
After all, she is still a pretty girl.
On the other side, outside.
After Yu Yao and others left the alchemy room.
The smile on his face immediately turned into mourning.
"Master Zu'an, I think I'm dying!"
Yu Yao mourned.
The head of Zu'an Gate rolled his eyes, "Who doesn't think they are going to die?"
The alchemists around even cried out.
"In order to make alchemy, I have studied hard for 30 years, and the iron pestle has been ground into embroidery needles. I can't die!"
"My wife gave birth to a fat boy last month, and I can't die!"
"I still have unfinished Dan..."
Yu Yao and Zu'an sect head looked helplessly at the alchemists who were crying bitterly.
You can only pat the alchemist who just gave birth to a child.
"Don't worry, if there is one of you in Jitian, your family's alchemist guild will make offerings, no less than [-] gold per month..."
"Pass down, offering sacrifices to heaven is to contribute to Dan City, and Dan City will never treat you badly!"
The head of the Zu'an gate added, "Dancheng also gives priority to providing resources to the Jitian family."
That alchemist cried even harder.
"What is the use?"
"Isn't someone else sleeping with my wife?"
"Hit my son!"
"Spend my ticket!"
"..."
Yu Yao and the other gate leaders suddenly wanted to vomit blood.
Nima's!
It's the same with them, offering sacrifices to the sky is like extinguishing a lamp, and fighting for a lifetime makes it easier for others!
Boom!
The ground of the alchemist guild suddenly shook.
Hua Ling came in from the outside, holding a heavy coffin in his hand.
It was very heavy, every time Hua Ling took a step, the alchemist's ground seemed to tremble!
When they passed by the head of Zu'an Gate and others, they didn't even glance at them, nor did they say hello.
He walked all the way to the alchemist guild hall before putting down the coffin.
Xiao Qi and the others behind him stepped forward immediately.
The one who sets the table sets the table, the one who serves the dishes.
A table of delicacies, rare ingredients, really can't be seen on weekdays.
"Brother Hualing, what are you?"
Seeing that Hua Ling was acting abnormally, the chief of Zu'an sect asked aloud.
Hua Ling snorted, "Why, I'm about to sacrifice to heaven, can't I have a good meal?"
"Your coffin?"
"Wannian cold jade, carved out now."
After Hua Ling finished speaking, he sat in the coffin and the banquet began.
It tastes delicious!
"This ten-thousand-year cold jade is produced in the abyss of the extreme north. It has the power to surpass the heavens and the earth. It is extremely rare!"
"Hua Ling used it to make a coffin, what a waste!"
A gatekeeper shook his head regretfully.
Zu'anmen said, "Brother Hualing is right, he is about to sacrifice to the heavens, why do you care so much? Someone, bring out the purple brocade wood I hid, and I will also make a coffin for myself! "
Yu Yao understood.
They also realized it!
The coffin that I wanted to prepare for myself before was so crude!
"I have a piece of meteorite iron from the outer space. It's not enough to make a coffin. Let's match it with gold and white jade..."
"Disciples, there is a secret room under the alchemy furnace for the master, and in the secret room is..."
Someone acted immediately.
Who hasn't ordered something good yet!
Anyway, you can't take it with you when you die, so it's better to make a coffin!
As expected of an alchemist, within an hour, the hall was filled with all kinds of coffins.
All kinds of strange things, all according to their own wishes.
"Let's eat!"
Yu Yao greeted and waved to the other alchemists, "Go too!"
The alchemists each carried their coffins and left the alchemy guild.
in the hall.
Yu Yao, the five headmen, the elder of Zhencheng, Jiachang Hualing, and more than ten people gathered around a table.
Everyone sits in their own coffin and eats.
Since the establishment of Shi Naidan City for many years, it is the first wonder!
Seeing that the time is coming.
Just lie in the coffin, drink and eat vegetables,
Even if it's a pool of rotten meat, it's better to be in a coffin than to fly around!
"Yu Yao!"
Hua Ling also ate and drank enough, lying in the coffin and talking.
"Actually, I've been annoyed at seeing you for a long time!"
"They are all alchemists, why do you overwhelm me?"
"In the past, I always felt that the president of your alchemist guild will be mine sooner or later!"
???
Yu Yao had a question mark on his face, "My boy, I'm about to die, don't you pretend? I have long disliked Yunxianlou, the first floor of Shit Pill City, and I pay such a little membership fee to the Alchemist Guild every year. Not enough to get between the teeth!"
"Let me tell you, according to my opinion, I don't want to hand over a dime, and keep all the resources for alchemy! The alchemist guild is too oppressive!"
Hua Ling let out a long breath, and finally said what was in his heart, happy!
Say no more, no chance!
"Damn! I also want to be the chairman! I don't care about it today, I'm showing off!"
A gatekeeper chimed in.
"Since I became an apprentice, I have dreamed of becoming the president. Every day, the current president spirals up to heaven. I can replace him!"
"You are so special!"
Yu Yao burst out.
"You are so unimaginative!!"
An elder spoke.
"My wish is to train a large explosive pill, and when I am about to die, destroy the world!"
"It's really not possible, it's okay to destroy Dancheng." The elder smacked his lips, "I just didn't expect that my death would be so fast."
In the hall, the sadness just now was swept away.
Hilarious!
Worshiping the heavens should also be done vigorously.
Wen Ruyi is not an alchemist above rank three, so of course she has never heard the voice of "Yun laughs at his father", and she doesn't know about offering sacrifices to heaven.
At this moment, he looked puzzled.
"What exploded?"
Yun Xiao thought that the whole Dan City had begged me for several days, and Wen Ruyi couldn't say it clearly at this time, and he didn't point it out.
"Miss Wen, go back and be a chicken," he said.
Then the greeter took Wen Ruyi out.
Yun Xiao was afraid that if he was a second late, he would see a pile of rotten meat.
It's a bit sad to say the least.
This lunch must be nothing to eat.
Wen Ruyi's eyes were dull, and she had been brewing emotions for several days.
Throw away all your reservations and muster up the courage to confess.
What I waited for was...
"Master Yun, why are you so cruel!"
"The most beautiful scene in my life is meeting you..."
Wen Ruyi's teardrops broke when she was taken out, and she kept murmuring.
Weeping blood, heart like a knife.
Unexpectedly, Yun Xiao wouldn't even take a second look, and wouldn't even say a word!
Her infatuation was, after all, just a delusion.
As for Yun Xiao, of course he didn't know what Wen Ruyi was thinking.
"Oh, fortunately, I reacted quickly!"
He stayed in the room, only feeling scared.
Watching a beautiful woman explode in front of her eyes is much more terrifying than watching a man sacrifice to heaven.
After all, she is still a pretty girl.
On the other side, outside.
After Yu Yao and others left the alchemy room.
The smile on his face immediately turned into mourning.
"Master Zu'an, I think I'm dying!"
Yu Yao mourned.
The head of Zu'an Gate rolled his eyes, "Who doesn't think they are going to die?"
The alchemists around even cried out.
"In order to make alchemy, I have studied hard for 30 years, and the iron pestle has been ground into embroidery needles. I can't die!"
"My wife gave birth to a fat boy last month, and I can't die!"
"I still have unfinished Dan..."
Yu Yao and Zu'an sect head looked helplessly at the alchemists who were crying bitterly.
You can only pat the alchemist who just gave birth to a child.
"Don't worry, if there is one of you in Jitian, your family's alchemist guild will make offerings, no less than [-] gold per month..."
"Pass down, offering sacrifices to heaven is to contribute to Dan City, and Dan City will never treat you badly!"
The head of the Zu'an gate added, "Dancheng also gives priority to providing resources to the Jitian family."
That alchemist cried even harder.
"What is the use?"
"Isn't someone else sleeping with my wife?"
"Hit my son!"
"Spend my ticket!"
"..."
Yu Yao and the other gate leaders suddenly wanted to vomit blood.
Nima's!
It's the same with them, offering sacrifices to the sky is like extinguishing a lamp, and fighting for a lifetime makes it easier for others!
Boom!
The ground of the alchemist guild suddenly shook.
Hua Ling came in from the outside, holding a heavy coffin in his hand.
It was very heavy, every time Hua Ling took a step, the alchemist's ground seemed to tremble!
When they passed by the head of Zu'an Gate and others, they didn't even glance at them, nor did they say hello.
He walked all the way to the alchemist guild hall before putting down the coffin.
Xiao Qi and the others behind him stepped forward immediately.
The one who sets the table sets the table, the one who serves the dishes.
A table of delicacies, rare ingredients, really can't be seen on weekdays.
"Brother Hualing, what are you?"
Seeing that Hua Ling was acting abnormally, the chief of Zu'an sect asked aloud.
Hua Ling snorted, "Why, I'm about to sacrifice to heaven, can't I have a good meal?"
"Your coffin?"
"Wannian cold jade, carved out now."
After Hua Ling finished speaking, he sat in the coffin and the banquet began.
It tastes delicious!
"This ten-thousand-year cold jade is produced in the abyss of the extreme north. It has the power to surpass the heavens and the earth. It is extremely rare!"
"Hua Ling used it to make a coffin, what a waste!"
A gatekeeper shook his head regretfully.
Zu'anmen said, "Brother Hualing is right, he is about to sacrifice to the heavens, why do you care so much? Someone, bring out the purple brocade wood I hid, and I will also make a coffin for myself! "
Yu Yao understood.
They also realized it!
The coffin that I wanted to prepare for myself before was so crude!
"I have a piece of meteorite iron from the outer space. It's not enough to make a coffin. Let's match it with gold and white jade..."
"Disciples, there is a secret room under the alchemy furnace for the master, and in the secret room is..."
Someone acted immediately.
Who hasn't ordered something good yet!
Anyway, you can't take it with you when you die, so it's better to make a coffin!
As expected of an alchemist, within an hour, the hall was filled with all kinds of coffins.
All kinds of strange things, all according to their own wishes.
"Let's eat!"
Yu Yao greeted and waved to the other alchemists, "Go too!"
The alchemists each carried their coffins and left the alchemy guild.
in the hall.
Yu Yao, the five headmen, the elder of Zhencheng, Jiachang Hualing, and more than ten people gathered around a table.
Everyone sits in their own coffin and eats.
Since the establishment of Shi Naidan City for many years, it is the first wonder!
Seeing that the time is coming.
Just lie in the coffin, drink and eat vegetables,
Even if it's a pool of rotten meat, it's better to be in a coffin than to fly around!
"Yu Yao!"
Hua Ling also ate and drank enough, lying in the coffin and talking.
"Actually, I've been annoyed at seeing you for a long time!"
"They are all alchemists, why do you overwhelm me?"
"In the past, I always felt that the president of your alchemist guild will be mine sooner or later!"
???
Yu Yao had a question mark on his face, "My boy, I'm about to die, don't you pretend? I have long disliked Yunxianlou, the first floor of Shit Pill City, and I pay such a little membership fee to the Alchemist Guild every year. Not enough to get between the teeth!"
"Let me tell you, according to my opinion, I don't want to hand over a dime, and keep all the resources for alchemy! The alchemist guild is too oppressive!"
Hua Ling let out a long breath, and finally said what was in his heart, happy!
Say no more, no chance!
"Damn! I also want to be the chairman! I don't care about it today, I'm showing off!"
A gatekeeper chimed in.
"Since I became an apprentice, I have dreamed of becoming the president. Every day, the current president spirals up to heaven. I can replace him!"
"You are so special!"
Yu Yao burst out.
"You are so unimaginative!!"
An elder spoke.
"My wish is to train a large explosive pill, and when I am about to die, destroy the world!"
"It's really not possible, it's okay to destroy Dancheng." The elder smacked his lips, "I just didn't expect that my death would be so fast."
In the hall, the sadness just now was swept away.
Hilarious!
Worshiping the heavens should also be done vigorously.
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