NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 77: So Good…
(Lia’s POV)
Ria took me to Heaven. Which almost sounds like she either killed me, or pleasured me a lot. Or at least, that’s what Celia would probably think when hearing that sentence.
Heaven was… weird. Honestly, the idea that I will never die permanently, which meant that I could never live here, was somewhat sad. This place was so nice.
Not to mention, but this is how they have all been living like? And for years, at that? All while I was trapped on some boring island… If it was by their choice, I would hate them as hard as I could.
But it really wasn’t. Out of us all, only Ria and Garentia could traverse to different dimensions. Nia could perhaps do so as well, but not when she is still trapped in that dimension that Ria put her in.
Lia: “Come to think of it, why isn’t Tia going to save the rest of our family members?” I ask with a sigh.
Currently, I was having a massage given by very cute maids. Their cuteness only made the massage better. Who wouldn’t want to be touched by cute girls? Regardless, their soft hands on my body were quite nice.
And being able to actually eat… it has been more than a week since I got here, and I haven’t really stopped eating since. In fact, the only time I am not eating… is when I am sleeping.
God: “Oh, I am sure that she would very much love to do that. But she cannot do so.” She answered.
Lia: “Huh? Why not?” I say with a head tilt.
Ria was resting, as just going to save me was an injury to her. I understand why she is like this, and it actually hurts to see. I just hope that she can save the rest of them sooner rather than later.
Tia: “Invading another’s dimension is almost always a bad idea. Ria set those dimensions to reject all invaders, and when I transferred Celia from one to the other, I had a lot of backlash from doing so.” She explained.
Lia: “…”
Tia: “I would love to go save them, but the pain was attempting to do so is too much. Not to mention, but the only reason the pain was tolerable was due to God secretly healing me.” She added with a sad tone.
God: “Honestly, you all have greatly underestimated the amount of behind-the-scenes help that I have given out.” She said with a pout.
Yona: “Do not be upset, God. Why not let Ria’s maids give you a massage as well?” She proposed.
God: “I have to ask my wife first…” She said with a nervous expression.
God sure was an interesting person… This woman was supposed to be the ruler of this universe, but she acted like a teenager most of the time.
Speaking of maids… Ria is scary. Invading this timeline, it didn’t take long for her to build up a new army of underlings. Ria never admitted to how many “maids” that she has under control, which just makes me even more scared of her power and reach.
God: “She said yes!” She said with a happy smile.
Oh, I didn’t even notice God vanish and then show back up again. I don’t even know why I got used to her doing this so quickly. It must be due to how everyone else doesn’t bat an eye her doing that so often…
Yona: “Just a blanket “yes”? I find that hard to believe…” She said with a raised eyebrow.
God: “That woman is intent on keeping me and my heart, so of course it wasn’t just a yes. Instead, she specifically said, “You can have them massage you, but if you orgasm from their hands, there will be trouble. Got it?” is what she answered. And with a very stern tone as well.” She explained with a giggle.
Yona: “…”
God went to get massaged by the pretty maids, and I was left to contemplate… things. Celia saved Heaven, sure. But am I supposed to be happy that she got God and the Devil to marry each other?
It would seem that, regardless of the dimension, such beings were known about. Even if no one in said dimension worshipped them. Then that goes without saying, but they’re mother and daughter…
God: “It is a shame that I cannot peep into any of your thoughts anymore… I am very curious about what you’re thinking so intently on right now, Lia.” She said with a curious tone.
Lia: “Ah, I am just wondering about the morals of incest for higher beings…” I admit.
God: “Most higher beings lack all morals, Lia.” She replied with a laugh.
Lia: “Really?” I reply with a head tilt.
This whole higher beings thing is still confusing to me. Even with it all being explained to me, most of it was hard to accept. You mean that my wife, Celia, went from saving a small country from an undead virus, all the way to saving the entirety of Heaven, and making God act for the better?
As it was Celia, I quickly accepted that she did all that. Either it was due to my respect for her, or that Celia always seems to be involved in crazy, crazy things.
Tia: “As weird as it sounds, I know quite a few higher beings that practice incest without batting an eye.” She informed.
God: “It would sound weird to a person like you, Lia, who was, not that long ago, just a mortal. But most higher beings practice free love, regardless of relation.” She added.
Lia: “It can’t be that common, right?…” I reply with spiral eyes.
Tia: “Shall I give you a better example? This is…I’ll hide her name for privacy. But basically, she is a Goddess, and her domain is Birth.” She said, making a holographic display show up with a picture of a woman on it.
The woman was very beautiful, with deep blond hair that easily went to her chest. Much to her domain, her breasts were… fucking massive. I don’t swear often, and that is to better express the absurdity of this woman’s absurd mountains… You could easily sleep on those…
Lia: “What about her?” I ask in reply.
Tia: “She was my friend in my timeline, and luckily, she still sees me as her friend in this one. Anyway, she has over 1000 children, all female.” She replied.
Lia: “And what’s important about her children? I would have guessed that she had a lot, considering what her domain is.” I say with a confused expression.
Tia: “The reason why she has so many children… is that she has children with most of them.” She answered.
Lia: “…”
Tia: “She doesn’t force them, mind you. A decent bit of them are not attracted to her, and she isn’t upset about it at all. This is all just to say that none of us sees what she does as anything wrong.” She continued.
God: “We understand if it is hard to accept, but that’s just what beings that live an endless life do. To many higher beings, who would be a better spouse to them, other than one created via your womb or sperm?” She added with a giggle.
Lia: “…”
Was… Does Celia think that all of this is okay as well? If so, I need to give her a stern talking to! That woman… I am sure that all of her mothers want to seduce her as well. Next time I see her, I need to make sure that she doesn’t accept doing incest with her family members… Not that I would mind.
If that is what she wants, then I will let Celia do so. It’s just that I want to nip potential extra wives in the bud early. I was indisposed for just a few years, and then Celia gets two more wives? Celia has a dangerous ability to accidentally seduce almost every woman she comes across. I am just glad that she never does so on purpose…