NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 014
“Brother, how many dragons did you kill, is it Deathwing? or Dragon God, or…”
Qiao Qiao asked curiously, while approaching and said: “Everyone is Qiao Qiao, and you can share everything by touching. ”
“Huh? Really!”
“Pearl, love is not so true. ”
“That’s the way it is. ”
“It’s all Joe Bridge!”
After the group of Qiao Qiao who were excited to hug their thighs hurriedly contacted the dragon slayer Qiao Qiao, their faces changed slightly.
Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao, who was touched by five or six pairs of hands, also smiled awkwardly.
“I do know how to slay dragons, but, as you can see, I don’t have dragons in this world.”
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“What dragons are slaughtered in a world without dragons?”
“You might as well ask Zhuangzi where this dragon slaying technique idiom came from. ”
The skill of slaying dragons is an idiom, and there is even a story about this idiom from Dongzhou Zhuangzhou’s “Zhuangzi Lieyukou”
That is, there is a man named Zhu Zhiman, who heard that in the deep mountains and valleys far away, there lives a strange man who can slay dragons with one hand.
It’s just that this person is difficult to find, and he is not easy to accept apprentices, if you learn the skill of slaying dragons, no one can compare.
Therefore, Zhu Zhi spent a lot of money and spent a full three years to learn the skill of slaying dragons.
After Zhu Zhiman returned home, others asked him what skills he had learned, and he talked about the dragon-killing technique with great interest.
“But what about the dragon?”
There are no dragons!
Yes, Zhu Zhi has been studying the ability to kill dragons for three years, but he does not know what a dragon looks like and where it is.
Even if he is proficient in dragon killing techniques, there is no place to use it.
The idiom tells people that in study and work, we must proceed from reality and pay attention to practical results.
If it is divorced from reality, no matter how big the skill is, it is useless.
“I saw the mastery recorded on the mountain wall in the cave, thinking it was a peerless martial art, but when I learned it, I found that I had learned how to slaughter crocodiles. ”
Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao smiled bitterly and said, “But I don’t know how it is counted as a skill here.” ”
Qiao Qiao, who has shared with Qiao Qiao, naturally understands that the conditions for achieving ability are undoubtedly quite harsh, otherwise, I am afraid that even picking his nose can be regarded as a skill.
Those who can be recognized as capable must have a certain depth.
“However, I Qiao Qiao never lie. ”
Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao said righteously: “I collected the money, so I really taught Zhu Zhiman how to slay dragons.” ”
The group of Qiao Qiao immediately began to recall what Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao had taught Zhu Zhiman.
“You TM taught the metaphysical dragon slayer…”
Suddenly, the crowd of Qiao Qiao gasped
You TM taught a Heavenly Demon descendant in the Ming Dynasty, you are going against the sky.
[Jingzhong Good Dragon Slayer] has been renamed [Daming Qiao Bridge].
As one Qiao Bridge changes its name, other Qiao Qiao can change after sharing.
[The Most Wanted Criminal of Evil Thoughts in History] has been renamed [Despicable Me Qiao Qiao].
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“Despicable Me? Minions?”
Despicable Daddy Qiao Qiao: “Why don’t you know it yourself? ”
Qiao Qiao of the Despicable Me World was expressionless, but he couldn’t hide the haze in his eyes.
Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: “There is something wrong with my Despicable Me WorldTM, a bunch of bad guys you know.” Therefore, relying on the normal brain of a normal person in reality, I became a parliamentarian of that kind of world, and proposed to restore the death penalty that is now abolished. As a result, guess what?”
“Inhumane, backward, barbaric… To be honest, who is most beneficial to abolish death? Are ordinary people who toiled day in and day out? Are they all kinds of people who kill all kinds of power who seek to provoke them? or are the criminals who get away with it and think that their intelligence is high
“Think about it. As long as there are ordinary people who are worried and afraid because of the existence of bad guys. I can’t help it…”
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The group of Qiao Qiao did not expect that the thief daddy had to embark on a road of violence to fight violence by himself.
Then, directly become the most wanted person in the official evil thoughts of Despicable Me World
However, with the contact, it was found that this thief daddy Qiao Qiao also entered the group with some strange “negative state”.
After sharing [constant thinking], it quickly returned to normalcy.
Despicable Daddy Qiao Qiao: “Oh, sure enough, I had a mental problem, and after being fed a strange potion [Superman Pill], although my IQ increased a little, it became quite extreme.” ”
“Making people become super terrifying and righteous potions, it is really black technology…” said Zhong Qiaoqiao with emotion.
However, think about it, the world of Despicable Me is the same as the world of Tom and Jerry, but the Despicable Me side is a little reasonable in addition to the Minions’ bugs.
In fact, there is not much reason.
Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: “Then, after accepting my experience, you will know.” I need money here! Lots and lots of money.”
After sharing, everyone knew that these funds were funds for the development of technology by Qiao Qiao of the Deveable Me World.
The world is completely sci-fi technology, and now, one of the apex of the Despicable Me technology tree that Qiao Qiao knows is a “shrinking gun”.
A shrinking gun that can temporarily shrink an entire moon.
Its effect is not inferior to Doraemon World’s shrinking lights.
“If there are weapons of the same quality, with these weapons, Qiao Qiao in various worlds will be able to better protect themselves. ”
Therefore, Despicable Me Qiao Qiao wants to study the funding….
It’s really very reasonable to think about it.
However, there are several problems.
“I also lack money here, and my side is also very poor.” ”
“Can our beautiful knife really be used over to yours? ”
“Don’t be silly, when I say money, I mean precious metals. ”
Despicable Daddy Qiao Qiao said: “Speaking of which, it’s very wonderful, the precious metal universe passes! the universe passes, especially gold is the most valuable, collect gold to put it! Family! Start our time and space resale!”
A word stirred up a thousand waves in Qiao Qiao.
“Lie down|groove, time and space resale! This can!”
“I think I can too!”
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