Comprehensive Manga: Uchiha Dimension Restaurant

284. Obito: A Century-Old Virgin! You Cut Yourself Off!

“Just you, a non-mainstream guy, still want to find a partner? You want to eat shit! Shave the killer on your head first! Let’s talk about it!

“Go away! That TM isn’t called Kill Matt! That’s called Battlefield Rose! You know the haircut!

Deep in the mountains and forests, the deranged Madara and Obito are tearing at each other.

The two of them scolded spit all over, like a lunatic, and they spit at each other fiercely.

“What’s wrong with the hairstyle? I don’t know the hairstyle. I have a partner! Do you have one?”

Obito showed a mean smile and mocked Madara mercilessly.

“me!”

Madara pointed at Obito with trembling fingers, and was speechless, his face flushed with anger.

“You’re a hundred-year-old virgin! It’s been so many years and you still can’t find a match, don’t you – shame?”

When Obito saw Madara’s shriveled appearance, his sarcasm became even more vigorous.

Madara, on the other hand, clenched his fists, and the expression on his face was uglier than eating shit.

“If I were you, I would cut my stomach and kill myself! Hehehehehe!

I saw Obito stabbed Madara’s sore spot several times, and then let out a baboon-like laughter, clutching his stomach and laughing.

This wave of his actions is just crazy, it can be called a minefield dance, and it has completely ignited Madara’s anger.

“Ah ah ah! I can’t take it anymore! You will die!”

Madara sprinted over with a single leap, and smashed Obito’s face with a fist the size of a sandbag.

“Okay! It’s starting to be incompetent and furious, right! If you can’t spray it, do it? I’ll stick it in your nostrils! 35

Obito rubbed his face, and with his backhand, he looked back and poked Madara’s nostrils with two fingers.

This time, the two of them were in a hurry, and when they went up, they punched and kicked.

Lord Madara: “Damn! Dare to stick my nostrils? My eyes! 35

Obito: “I’m pulling your hair!

Lord Madara: “I’m a monkey stealing peaches!”

Obito: “Oh! Chi… Chi touch the chicken~~”

The next second, the two brothers scuffled together fiercely, and both of them were extremely ruthless, and neither saved face for the other.

However, after becoming mentally handicapped, their fighting style was very unprofessional.

Chakra is not used, but simple hand-to-hand combat.

Due to the decline in IQ, the fight scene between the two looks like a fight between children.

Seeing Madara and Obito sparring, Guo Huang suddenly became confused, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Darling, isn’t it that I can’t find a partner? Is there a fight over this crap?

You make me feel ashamed in front of others! It’s a bit serious that the collapse of this person’s design is really serious!

“Hey! Can you two shut up! It’s so noisy! Little boss, is this your important companion?”5

Xiaolin held up the bottle of wine, growled at Madara and Obito, then turned to look at Guo Huang.

Thor also couldn’t bear to look directly at the picture in front of him, and cast a weird look at Guo Huang.

“Um… Actually, they’re not like this in normal times, but they’re temporarily losing their minds now. 35

Facing the gazes of Kobayashi and Thor, Guo Huang covered his forehead, feeling super humiliating.

No, he has to take the two brothers to the restaurant quickly so that their mental state can return to normal.

“Well, let’s go first. If you want to come to my restaurant someday, you can find me through this thing.”

Guo Huang exchanged two dimensional mobile phones from the system and threw them to Kobayashi and Thor.

Then he snapped his fingers lightly, paused Madara and Obito’s time, and opened the dimension channel by the way.

“Well, I will definitely go.

Thor smiled at Guo Huang and took the phone without hesitation.

“Hiccup, I’ll definitely get you drunk next time. 35

Xiaolin nodded drunkenly, and fell asleep on the ground, apparently because he was drunk.

“Go take care of her, on behalf of Dimension Restaurant, I welcome you at any time.

Guo Huang snuffed out the cigarette butts and controlled the movement of the dimensional channel with his mind.

He first put Madara and Obito into the passage, and then walked in himself.

The next second, the dimensional channel slowly dissipated, leaving only Thor and Kobayashi in this forest.

“That white hole is magic, right? It seems that the boss should be a human mage.”

Thor stared at the direction in which the dimensional channel disappeared, and muttered to himself.

The corner of her mouth raised a smile, and she looked down at the dimensional phone in her hand.

Although Thor doesn’t know what this is, she will definitely cherish it.

…… ask for flowers. . . .

After all, this is something sent by the savior.

“Eh? Wait! The boss said just now that he can be found through this thing, but he didn’t say how to use this thing!

At this time, Thor suddenly widened his eyes, covered his head and screamed.

That’s right! She seems to have forgotten to ask Guo Huang this most important question!

Even if she can find Guo Huang through her phone, she won’t go through that process and doesn’t know how to use her phone at all!

Meanwhile, in the Dimension Restaurant.

The guests have all arrived and are currently gathering for a drink.

Ahri uses his unparalleled charm to incite Tony to treat him.

In order to win the beauty’s smile, Tony directly arrogantly wrapped up the field.

Not only did everyone’s pre-dinners be all-inclusive, but they even ordered a hi song.

So the whole hall was suddenly filled with joy, and loud music reverberated everywhere.

Tony put on his sunglasses, walked to the center amid the cheers of Ali, and began to perform old disco for everyone

With his slightly funny dance moves, he succeeded in making everyone laugh, and the atmosphere at the scene was instantly hilarious.

Only Guiwu Tsuji was squatting in the corner, looking at everyone with a depressed expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

The big bear and the blogger also hid beside the toilet, and the dishes on everyone’s table made these two bear children look envious.

After a whole day of chores, they were already tired and hungry.

The way everyone was drinking and eating food made them both gluttonous.

However, when everyone was having fun, the dimension passage also happened to appear on the nineteenth floor of the restaurant.

“Finally home.”

As soon as Guo Huang returned to the restaurant, he immediately activated his ability to restore Madara and Obito’s sanity, allowing the two brothers to successfully return to normal people.

Subsequently, Guo Huang lifted the time suspension of the two and began to observe around.

At this moment, Misaka sisters were everywhere, and most of them were wearing pajamas.

Because the top five floors of the Dimension Restaurant are all used for employees to live, such as Guo Huang and the nineteenth floor they are now on.

(For flowers!!! For tickets!!!) Xi.

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