Country Weapon

"Hexiang Chief, do you think we are all children? Do you believe this?" Chen Ming smiled solemnly, straightened his back, and slapped his hand on the desk with a "bang"!

 Loud noise! The entire venue was silent. Everyone looked at Chen Ming, and a **** spirit arose spontaneously!

"Hexiang Chief, you have just admitted that you took away 200,000 yuan from the treasury! What is this? Misappropriation of public funds! What will happen? Don't you know? Huh!" Chen Ming snorted heavily, his old face messed up. trembling.

“Now, on behalf of the Liuhe Township Government, I am removing He Jingwen from the post of township chief. We will wait until the matter is investigated and the embezzled public funds are recovered before we make a decision!”

Hand on the hat first, and then just make up random accusations. Next, all he needs to do is report this matter to the higher authorities and find two people in private to publicize this **** spirit. By then, won’t the top spot in Liuhe Township fall into his hands?

"Humph, little baby, are you fighting with me? Go back and eat your mother's milk!" Chen Ming was so proud in his heart that he thought that being the deputy mayor would be the end of his life, but unexpectedly, by chance, After receiving such news, he was able to pull the mayor off with just a few words.

I have to say, God has mercy on me!

"When I become the head of the township, Fang Zheng, and the women in Shanghe Village will deal with them one by one! Well, actually, the one named Shen Lijuan is pretty good, hehe, let's see if she knows what she's doing?" I thought to myself, He reached out and pressed his crotch, and the little ancestor started to rebel again.

 He turned around and looked at He Jingwen again. In fact, this woman was not bad. Her neckline was bulging and her two **** were ready to come out. Her tall figure looks like a model at first glance!

"Today's meeting is over! Dismissed!" Chen Ming waved his hand and said loudly.

He Jingwen sat slumped on the chair, as if she had lost her soul.

“Remove from office and investigate, misappropriate public funds!”

These words are hanging over my head like a knife. If you don't pay attention, you will be burned to death without a burial place! Officialdom is often more cruel than the battlefield, because you don't know how many enemies are lurking in the dark, and when you are not careful, it will cause disaster!

 He took out some money and wanted to do something good, but now he was accused of "misappropriating public funds". He Jingwen didn't even bother to explain.

Yes, in this era of no-officials and no corruption, no matter what you say, who will believe it?

 Explanation is equivalent to covering up, just think about it, do whatever you want, and just have a clear conscience! Two hundred thousand yuan will be made up immediately. The township head can do whatever he can. If he can't do it, why not just go home and take care of the child?

Having figured it out, He Jingwen picked up her bag and left work. Although he was charged with "misappropriation of public funds", He Jingwen was not taken into custody. When you work in the government, you don’t know exactly what you don’t know, including where your aunt’s second aunt is buried, and how long your grandpa’s **** is.

 Can you run?

  ….

“What? Embezzling public funds? Is the township head incompetent?”

 Long Gen jumped up from the sofa and almost tore his crotch.

He Jingwen nodded, with a not-so-good look on his face. He was about to make a big move and make some achievements for Dad to take a good look at. Without your blessing, he could still make some achievements!

Well, it’s better now, it’s stillborn. All the plans and everything came to nothing.

"You can't. A village head like that can just say he's gone? Are you kidding me?" Long Gen was really anxious. There was no one on top, so what should we do?

There is still such a big **** pool in my village. In the future, won’t we still have to rely on He Jingwen’s face to attract customers and sponsors? And that big dream, that's the real way to make money. It's over before it even begins. Can you not get angry in a hurry?

“Do you think this will work? I’ll give you 200,000 yuan as compensation, and then you can continue to be the township head. What do you think?” Long Gen thought about it.

"Haha, do you think Chen Ming will miss this opportunity?" He Jingwen shook her head, no longer holding out any hope.

　　It is natural to block the hole when embezzling public funds; blocking it will not change the fact of "misappropriation of public funds"! Other opponents will definitely take advantage of this opportunity to exaggerate, slander and step on his own body to gain the upper hand!

 Official life is like a battlefield, it is also bloody! He Jingwen had known this for a long time, but she didn't expect that she would become a corpse stepping on someone else's feet at such a young age, and she felt a little unwilling. There are still many ambitions that have not been realized, can you be willing to do so?

"What should we do? My **** pond, my orchard, my "No. 1 farm in the world"!" Long Gen wailed, feeling indescribably lonely and sad.

I thought God was kind, even though I let that thing in my crotch become a noodle for more than ten years, and even though my brain was damaged for a few years, wouldn't everything be fine in the end?

The people of this country will be entrusted with great responsibilities by heaven. Isn’t it just to suffer a little hardship first, and then dominate the world and dominate the martial arts? Why, why is the good luck cut off now? This is unscientific!

 “What? The best village in the world?”

He Jingwen frowned, becoming interested. The best village in the world? This name sounds quite domineering. Why haven't I heard it before? Could this be the little bastard's biggest dream?

"No way. Oops, my dream is gone! Oops!" Long Gen sighed, "Forget it, I'll go back to the village tomorrow and stop practicing driving. There's no hope."

"No, please tell me first, what is the best thing in the world? How did you come up with it? Tell me." He Jingwen became interested, but she didn't even notice that there is any place in Liuhe Township that can create "the best thing in the world". "First Village" comes.

 Think about it and let’s talk about it. Anyway, the dream is shattered!

"Liuhe Township cannot be said to have outstanding people, but it can definitely be called "beautiful mountains and clear waters." The mountains are steep and tall, the water is crystal clear, the water quality is excellent, and it is rich in many minerals! I used to study science, and I was pretty good in chemistry and physics. I got some water and tested it. Only then did I know that the water in the Qingshui River has a high mineral content, with the most iron and zinc! Drinking it is very good for the human body, and it also solved the problem of the delicate and slippery skin of the village girls along the Qingshui River."

"This is not the main thing. The water quality is good. At most, we can set up a mineral water factory. This stall is too big, and the Qingshui River belongs to the country. I don't want to get involved. But later I discovered that the mountains at the source of the Qingshui River are extremely rich. It could be a volcano thousands of years ago, or even tens of thousands of years ago!”

At this point, Long Gen's eyes widened, and his eyes were so bright that they looked like gold.

"What? A volcano? Is it blowing?" He Jingwen rolled her eyes at Long Gen. What is the history of Liuhe Township? Don’t you know everything after just flipping through the book? It’s still a volcano. It’s so unreliable!

“Well, I’m just guessing. In science, one must make bold guesses. Only those who have doubts and questions are good students. Aren’t we going to discuss this with you? Why are you so impatient?” Long Gen was a little embarrassed.

Indeed, can the mountain in Liuhe Township be called a mountain range? They are all mountain peaks made of stone, and the villagers say that immortals have lived here for generations, so it is very likely that it is not a volcano.

Everyone knows that in places with volcanoes, radioactive materials are extremely strong and are very likely to cause human defects or mutations.

I don’t know about other villages in Liuhe Township, but I am sure in Shanghe Village that the women here have **** and white butts. This is absolutely true! This can't be considered a mutation or a defect, right?

"There is another possibility. The source of Qingshui River is most likely groundwater! Liuhe Township has four distinct seasons, but the water temperature of Qingshui River in winter is not much different from that in summer. Especially under the small pool, it is extremely warm. The temperature is too low. Wild animals The tortoise cannot be hatched!" Long Gen said solemnly.

He Jingwen nodded and motioned for Long Gen to continue.

"If it is really underground water, then you can completely encircle it and build a farmhouse or a mountain villa. Build two houses and find some beautiful women to sing, dance, drink with you, etc. If you have free time, the boss can do it. The rich man made two bets. Soaking in the hot spring, hugging the girl, squeezing the breasts, and counting the bills, do you think this is the best village in the world?" At the end of the words, Long Gen's eyes lit up, and he followed Like a thief.

He Jingwen rolled her eyes and glared:

 “You little bastard, you run a brothel!”

 “Hey, it’s a joke, it’s just a joke. Don’t take it seriously.” Long Gen smiled, a little embarrassed. The topic was quickly changed.

"Look, big cities now like to go outing and surfing, and get close to nature. Why? What's wrong with our poverty in Liuhe Township? But the scenery is beautiful, the air is good, the food and drink are all natural, and the green environment is not provided How good would it be if the party organization added more obstacles?"

"Besides, look, those people in the city are so genetically modified that they eat the red crane-top red stuff and their brains are no longer functioning. They are the ones who have the money to talk nonsense about! As long as they go into the village and take a look , Ha, this place is nice and comfortable! You have to pay for it!"

“An old hen costs twenty or thirty yuan, so what if I sell it for three to five hundred yuan? Tell me, can I, the ‘No. 1 farm in the world,’ make money?”

He Jingwen raised her head and looked at Long Gen in surprise, as if she didn't recognize him.

I thought the little **** only knew how to feel comfortable, but I didn’t expect the little **** to have so many clever ideas? Business experience turns over one after another.

“Xiaolong, I didn’t expect you to be so smart. This is such a great idea! The development of Liuhe Township is not a dream!”

Long Gen curled his lips when he heard the words and sighed: "Hey, how can it be so good? Now that you are down, my dream can only be a fantasy! Hey!"

"Haha, nothing is difficult in the world, I'm afraid there are people who are willing!" He Jingwen smiled sweetly and said: "Let's go, pack your things!"

"Ah? What are you doing? Where are you going in the middle of the night? Let's go to the bedroom. I'll take your pulse and see if the secondary meridians are open?" Long Gen stretched out his hand toward He. Jingwen grabbed it from the chest.

"Snapped"!

He Jingwen glared as he slapped his paws away.

"You little bastard, don't touch it! Business is more important. Do you still want to be the best in the world?"

 “Hmm? Do you have any idea?”

 “Of course! Come with me....”

"Hey, where are you going? Don't mess with me. Chicken..."

 “Go to see my dad....”