DxD: Matsuda!

     Hm no alarm this morning? OK, is Grayfia holding me? It smells, not like Grayfia? No, not only that I feel arms around both of my arms?! My eyes shot open and I froze.....

     I am in my room, good. I see red hair on my right shoulder, less good? I see black hair on my left shoulder! I think I am in a bad spot! Or a good spot depending on the day.

      Oh it gets better! My right hand is touching Rias's snatch! No hair? And my lucky left hand? Well that is four devil women's privates plus and angels, that I can confirm are ALL bare down there. Must it be a supernatural thing?

     So the girls have vice grips on me, damn I kinda like this! No me this is not the time for nonsense! Think, think, think! OK I cant even move a finger here or I will wake the two. Can't meld on the earth, got matrices under me, and I am on the second floor.

     Alright what would Issei do? Never mind that is bad too. Should I just do the Friends-Joey bit and say 'How you~do~in?'

     No, I know operation [Feint] seems to work.I can just play dead and let them feel hella awkward! Should I just kiss them and make lemon-aid? Nope that is no good! Shit what should I tell Tsubaki?! Hey babe I woke up with my super sexy King and Queen and they were TOTALLY naked!

     Alas all good things must come to an end.........

     At that moment my keen ears heard then saw the doorknob turn in painfully slow motion! The curse of [Rapid Cognition]! With a mental 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!'

     The door opened wide and to my horror there stood my father and mother frozen with a very happy mastiff named Precious!

     WOOF [Great job Alpha, you pressed the two bitches that saw Master's play-toy! And that is why you are Alpha!] WOOF!

     Rias peeked from my right shoulder over the sheet,"Good morning Mr and Mrs Tanaka! It is nice to see you again." She warmly greeted the two like this always happens!

     My father trembled, then pointed and said,"Y-your Rias from the store?!" His eyes were wide open staring at the beauty on his son's side.

     Rias smiles like a devil,"Yup!" Don't just yup and have a cute head tilt!

     Then Akeno stretched her arm and wrapped it on my chest, looked up at the door and said,"Good morning Mr and Mrs Tanaka, I am Akeno it is a pleasure to meet you." Oh I am a dead man, again!

     "T-Two h-hot babes!" My dad is going to faint for sure and my mother has said nothing why? Oh no!!!!!

     The reason she is not saying anything, is because in-between the to naked hot girls that are under a white sheet, there is the biggest fucking [Tent] I probably ever made under said sheet. NOPE I look so fucking guilty!

     I try really hard to deal with this,"Mom and dad... I have a good reason for this! I-I do have an explanation, and... The girls wanted to see my rock garden! But it was too late by the time we got here, so we just crashed, and... I was going to wash the clothes for the girls but they were already asleep, and we just innocently ended up like this..." DAMN IT!

     Mother elegantly asks us,"And do these two lovely girls know you have a girlfriend named Tsubaki?" Damn she is too calm!

     Rias nods and tells her,"Yes, Mrs Tanaka, Tsubaki is her best friend and another girl named Sona. And all five of us just hang out like this together. It's very normal. Tsubaki could not make it but she told us how beautiful it was in the garden!" Rias lies way better than me!

     My mother slowly pulled out the real-dog and the other fake-dog closed the door and said,"I'll make more breakfast! Come down when you're ready." Then the door shut.

     Why are the two girls giggling?! My life is over and they are fucking happy!

     I just got up and put my hands on my face,"OK girls I have my eyes covered go ahead and get ready." WAIT why do my hands smell like,oh! I want to die from shame!

     "Oh if it's you I really don't mind at all that you watch. How about you Akeno?" Rias is just all casual as fuck damn that tent aint going down.

     "Not if it's Matsuda. Actually he can judge the two of us and see who is bigger. We still haven't settled that right?!" DAMN I am just so frustrated right now! Stupid anime world turned real!

     FUCK IT I AM A MAN! I uncover my damn eyes from my awkward smelling fingers, and just watch in a daze. It would be disrespectful to not watch right? Right?

     You might not notice with all the shit going on but these two are sinful, and as drawn in an anime, you just can't enjoy this. I hope my face does not look extra stupid right now.

     I take a deep breath and say,"Thank you both for doing this for me. I was not feeling well last night, and I feel like it is far in the past now. Is it to override bad memories with good ones? Thanks again, but please explain this to Tsubaki for me, because I don't know how to break it to her..Thanks!"

     Akeno squints her eyes at me,"Do you want me to tell her the truth or a lie?"

     I say,"What kinda dumb ass question is that? Of course the truth!"

     Akeno puts her finger on her lips and tells me,"Oh... Then I will tell her that I may be falling for her boyfriend and want to see what it was like to be naked with him?"

     What the fuck,"I think I just said to lie right?!"

     She laughed and the damn mountains shook and rolled. Is this self hypnotism? Damn!

     Rias said,"Do not worry. I sent both Sona and Tsubaki a circle about your fight and we would bring you home, and not to worry!"

     I think to myself,"Damn she is so smart! I think I love her now!"

     I say to Rias with a bow in the bed,"Thanks for covering my ass President!"

     Akeno sighs,"Oh my Rias that sure did sound like a love confession! Awwww, but I guess he gave me one last night, when he said he would protect and love me!" She is swooning back and forth with her hands on her cheeks and swaying melons!

     Rias thinks and says,"I guess he did say it out loud, but he did not say it to me? I do not know? Maybe if he asks I might say yes....." She is head tilting with one finger on her chin!

     Oh I seem to be petrified with my mouth open. I mutter,"Do I love them?!"

     Both Rias and Akeno look at the broken Matsuda mumbling shit he just does not remember........

     Akeno asks,"Rias do you think he realizes what he said?" She looks to her King......

     "That he is talking out loud again? Nope! He seems out of it! It is strange that I seem to be the only person he does this around? I can't explain it!" Rias just smiles at her silly Pawn.

     A while later my brain was normal and we all dressed and went down for breakfast. Hey look at that... I am in the fucking middle of the girls again!

     Is this anime fate? This is the luck Issei always had!

     In the end we had a normal meal together. My parents barraging both girls about club activity and the like.

     I did tell Rias not to alter my parents minds, it is not like they saw devil wings or anything. They just saw their son being a three timing player! I can live with that.

     As long as the supernatural is unknown I will just live with the shame I have in fact earned! Afterward the girls toured my garden, Akeno and Rias just ate it up! That ended well I guess!

     The dog however kept on giving mounting advice and timing for maxim obedience to keep the bitches in line. So awkward for me!

     Before Akeno left she made sure to give me a slightly too intimate hug and kiss on the side of my face, in front of my dad. And he just could not take it and feinted! Damn she is good!