NOVEL SIMPLE Interlude chapter!
So we got back on Friday night and I spent my first evening back with my parents, telling them how great my trip to England was....
My cover is we had a sponsored trip to haunted castles during our break, yay cover story! I even gave them European gifts I bought online. I know I am bad right ha-ha?
I naturally gave Tsubaki my Saturday, because well I just missed her OK! I took her to see some movies she was interested in. We Went to her favorite coffeehouse, and took her shopping carrying all her bags. Do you know how that damn devil rewarded me?! She made me help in choosing sexy lady's wear, while in her changing room! Let's just say we were in there being very thorough. Sadly we did not cross that final line, but I am in no rush. She is a very soft lady compared to my other wives. That was a great date!
And yup I needed to watch my dads shop on Sunday and do the Rias pickup........
"Matsuda do you think you are going to be ready for your first wave of contracts?" Rias asked with a bit of worry, not sure how I will do.
"Rias, don't worry your lovely self, I have a plan to be the best contract devil under your name!" Yup I just give her my thumbs up and smile! I thought,"Even Akeno will bow down in respect to this Great Me!"
She puts her arms under her boobs and says,"Smug and out-loud! Contracts are not as easy as you think they are, and I do not want you to be discouraged Mat. Akeno can get around 10-20 contracts in a month and I do not want you to push too hard." Rias is trying to be kind here.
"Too cute!" And I say,"No honestly I am super confident! I need, no, I want to become High-class as fast as possible to prove to everyone that those that believed in me did not make the wrong choice! I know you want to rub it in all the young devils faces that your Pawn cleaned their clocks right?" Grayfia needs more than a low-class husband!
Rias has a big smile and says,"Aw you think I am cute?!" Is that all she caught out of all that!!!!! (Matsuda facepalm)
She puts her finger on her chin and asks,"As your King I have to reward my servants for doing a good job! What would you like as a prize for beating Akeno for the month?" She has a playful smile, what is she up to?
"Can't think of anything but a nice long lap-pillow! Those are the best!" I think to myself, Issei was lucky there in the anime, am I drooling?
With a playful smile she says,"Oh, is that what you want for beating her? Hmm-mm not a problem, OK then beat Akeno this month and I will let you use my lap as a pillow for a nap!" She is looking super proud like her looks were recognized!
"What? I did not say that?" Damn did I?
Rias gave me a sultry smile and said,"You did! So no take back!" Then she shook her fine ass out the door!
I work on my ideas and ponder,"High-class and a lap-pillow? OK, let's do it!" I calculate in my head for a bit and say,"Got It!"
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Do you have a pest problem? I can get rid of anything! 8 legged, 6 legged, 4 legged, 2 legged. 1 or No legged...Pest begone!
Landscaping? flower?, crops?, want your bush in any-shape? This devil has the mightiest Green Thumb GUARANTEED!
Ultimate pet trainer! Want your pet to sit, stay, fetch, play dead, guard, attack, or even use the toilet! Yup I can do it!
I will cure most any ailment you have! Heart problems, stomach problems, lung cancer, you name it! I can probably cure it!
Want to look and feel younger and better? I will shave that flab, cut a few yours off that face, tone DAT ass, and grow-back hair!
Want a bigger 'D' or bigger cup size, want green hair, I can fix you up! Problems in bed, lower back pains no problem!
I am sure there are many other things the Great Me can help with! I am cheap and affordable! No souls accepted!
As long as you use my services, not only do I guarantee my work! Your secrets are safe with me! What are you waiting for?
Just take this flyer and think of me! I am the Mighty Mat! Hours may vary, prefer to work nights! See you soon!
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This my friends is why I am going to kill the contracts obtained and made! Akeno that gets the most every month can suck my dick! Not literally you pervs, but I probably might not be against the idea, if she begged enough?! Cough who am I kidding I would be all over that!
I went off topic, so with all of my summon flyers I included this wish index, why you ask? Humans are not imaginative enough. They may not know they need help with anything, until they read this! Then that middle aged man that might otherwise throw away my flyer might think, 'If my junk was bigger my wife's friend might just' and so on and so on.....
When I did my first three day learning binge I happened to read a marketing book! Make the customer WANT what you're selling....
Fuck carrying perverts around in a princess dress! I am going to do legit devil contracts! If I want to be High-class and be respected, you have to be the best! Oh no, am I about to overdo it again? NOPE I AM GOOD!
