DxD: Matsuda!

LEEEEROOOY JENKINS!



     I was in a very good mood after my bath and the news of my family growing by one. In fact even with all the bullshit about going down in town....I love my life! Rias is spending the evening with Sona and that also includes my other girls. So I reminded Asia of this fact and told her I would meet her for alone time....Needles to say she was super excited to have one on one time with me.

     The two of us just spent a few hours in her room embracing slowly and telling each other sweet nothings....I am happy this is enough for this saint...With Asia I do not have to try and read her mind or predict anything..just hug her and she is done. In our pillow talk I told her about my meeting with Xenovia, and that she was the same girl from the trial....Asia is now very eager to meet her again in person. I told her that in my visions the two of them had been the best of friends...and the fact she also liked to pray and hurt herself as a devil. Asia asked if I would make her become a devil. I of course told her no, becoming a devil should be her personal choice and I would never make anyone do it......I will give advise if she asks but free will is important for a happy heart!

     Around 11:00 pm, I received an out of the blue summon request from a high end hotel......I think I may know what this is!

     Asia was pouting when she asked,"I finally had you to myself and you are going to work?" Damn she is pouting now!

     "My super cute wife, this time this is a request I must go to, this will help us have a happy life.....You did have me all to yourself for like four hours though!" I just smile at her cuteness.

     "Fine but if you get back early come to me, so we can get you extra empty!" My phantom lower-back pains are back! This morning and at school and right now.....I will be killed by an overdose of intercourse! "Yes dear...get some sleep!" I kiss her and run! Harems are dangerous!

     I can't drink with that guy and tap water is evil....So I just brought a case of my favorite Diet-Cola! This world cannot handle a drunk me...And if Grayfia were to drink with me it would be the end of days.....

     So after getting ready I prepare to leap...but I wear one of those robes Azazel likes to wear but mine is black with gold trim.....OK lets get summoned!

     Standing in front of me is exactly the fallen angel leader Azazel with his trademark smile and one eyebrow up in surprise at my appearance!

     "Let me guess you summoned a devil as a drinking buddy! You only have Sake or tap water! And no I don't want your soul...It is on my flyer! But I would love some ice and a glass for my soda on the rocks!" I just give my smug ass smile! In my past life I always dreamed of meeting this guy and doing an intro like this!

     "Damn kid this is going to be a fun night!" Azazel looks like he found gold on the sidewalk and went to get drinks and ice....This is kinda like in the anime, when he first met Issei....I am guessing he has been hanging with him because of the white dragon.

     After a few minutes of us getting comfy, I bring up.."I have been waiting for you to call for a long time Azazel......I did not want to just call you out of the blue when you were unaware of me.....Now that you want to talk, I assume you know all about me and who I am right?" He is a real fucking genius, not like a gold-finger guy like me, so assuming this guy is dumb is a fatal mistake on anyone's part!

     Azazel just laughs and says,"You are good Matsuda or should I call you Jesus Christ?" He gives me a serious look now.

     "Nope, I am just Matsuda Tanaka......That life 2000 years ago is unknown to me....I just have the same soul, but I am me and he was him.....I know I was him...but that is just somatic....None of my memories of that life are left...just my core person...Besides who the hell would believe the Savior wanted to be a devil?!" I just give him a half smile and take a drink....

     "That is a lot to unpack kid.......So then that begs to ask how you knew about me and why would you look-forward to meeting me?" He is truly interested now....

     "Father let me know things about this world ahead of time, and that included information about you.......Oh and yes I know Fathers avatar was destroyed with the Satan's...but don't worry the vessel is just like a minor clone......like if you pulled a hair from your head and made it represent you in a world.....Even if someone destroys that hair...are you truly dead?" I just love the look of horror on his face right now! So I march on......

     "Don't worry ha-ha, Father won't be making a new avatar in this world again....This is what he planned...this world without God! In fact you will give a speech about it in the future and shake many factions.......This is what you said......Do you think a world without God is wrong? Do you think a world without God would decay? I am sorry to say but that isn’t the case. Me and you as well are both healthily living like this. —The world moves even without a God..."

     Azazel just has a half open mouth..........and finally he starts talking..."Why tell me all of this world breaking information?.....I am the leader of the evil fallen angels?"

     "So what, I was human...then I changed to being a devil! I am telling you this because you are one of the few people in this world I truly respect....Have you done horrible things in the past sure as fuck did! But you are the pillar of the world becoming a better place....Out of the three factions, you were the true driving force of peace. You come across as a jerk but that's because you have lived so long and seen it all.......This world is beautiful and it deserves to live! If this world dies...what is the point of collecting things...what is the point of embracing a woman....or find something to be happy......If the enemy's of the three factions have their way...this world will become dust and slip into the Dimensional Gap as a dream!" I just wait for the response of my drinking buddy.

     Azazel just downs his cup and smiles.."This was the furthest from what I thought we would talk about! How old are you really?"

     "I am 17 this year! I am happily married to some of the finest women in this great world...so I have a lot to protect.....Oh and Kalawarna is my wife....Also I had to kill some of her coworkers that were working with the Khaos brigade!" he looked a bit surprised with all that.

     "You know about them too, and I heard she was redeemed back to Heaven!....I guess that was you after all?! She was the first to do that ever! I mean it was theorized and God could do it, but he never did."

     I just sheepishly smiled...."That actually was an accident....I had triggered my gear when we confessed our love....and I almost killed myself doing it......I did not intentionally change her...I was fine with her just being a fallen angel.....oops! So I apologize that I can't change all of you back to angels any more.....But to be fair, this world needs the fallen too."

     "Alright kid I know you did not want to just drink and gossip....what do you need from me...you have my attention?"

     "I love talking with smart people.....Within this next week, Kokabiel will start the next three way great war and plummet Earth to its destruction! He will merge the holy sword fragments together creating a bomb to destroy all of Kuoh city and the Devil Kings sisters and drag everyone in......."

     Azazel asks,"Should I just capture him then and stop it?" he seems unsure of such an easy victory!

     "All you have to do is have the Vanishing Dragon capture him right after the swords form....It is important for the development of the younger generation to have this fight....But I am too weak right now to stop him......That is why I need your help...young Lucifer did capture him in the visions I had but he took his time doing it....if he can just come when the sword has been completed, it would lower the chance of us failing."

     "You really do know a lot........Are you sure you're only 17?" he just downs another cup.....

     "That's right......But none of that matters, Let us work together behind the scenes and make your wish come true....After cock and balls gets defeated you will be able to start the three faction peace talks...that's why this fight must happen!"

     "I really thought you were going to be a make love not war peace thump-er, but you are a schemer too....I like that!" he laughs

     I just toast to him and say,"Peace means baby making...war means no happy time.........Give me Peace please!" We spent the rest of the night talking about non serious topics and Issei too....The picture was already given to Issei and I just got paid with gems! We exchanged circles and will keep in touch at least one time a week.

     It was late in the morning when I got home and thankfully my bed was empty!!!!!!! So I just slept with my mistress called Empty Bed!

     The next morning I was in a haze of dreams and was thinking of my Kala, and dreaming of her breast in my mouth so I just held her and sucked...I miss her so much! I decided since I am dreaming I would just climb on top and ravish my wife...........Wait! I am not dreaming..............

     As I fully am able to see what and who I was about to do a Leroy Jenkins into, I notice a pair of wide open and surprised blue eyes of one Rias.....I am currently about to destroy her maidenhood and my arms are around her waist and back with her left nipple in my mouth and I just froze!!!!! I almost forced myself onto Rias while half asleep and I do not know how to explain my shock....She of course is looking at me wondering if I dare to do it or will flee. Um this is super bad.

     *slurp-plop* As the wonderful nip falls out of my mouth I begin to explain how this train wreck happened,"I was dreaming....I-I, um and I  thought.....I thought this felt really really good and I thought I would just make love to you in my dream!" Rule number one never tell a girl you thought of another girl while less than an inch of doing a home invasion on her flower patch! Rule two never say your sorry to her for any stupid thing you almost did!  and rule number three....I have currently forgot what rule number three is so I am fucked!

     "I am sorry I got in your way, just carry on with your business." She gives me a smile that my gear can't read.......

     "I really want to continue but I feel like I would be punished if I did.......um so without permission I will have to retreat with my small amount of dignity....."

     "Did I say to stop?" She is fucking with me right....I thought she could not have sex before marriage!

     "Rias unless you stop me now.....I will keep going.......I will not give up on my dream of making you my wife!" I am just going to gamble here and make more damn lemon-aid...I would rather make the wrong choice than miss out on this Heaven!

     So I think in my mind 'LEEEEROOOY JENKINS!' And I push forward for all those men that want to not be Issei and just dive in there!

     What no Grayfia to stop me? What no 'STOP', no 'We cant till the wedding day?', I have been fully enveloped by Rias and she seems to have a happy tear in her eye from the first time pain and pure happiness! I thought my first time with Rias would be like in one year, but she just embraced me just like that...No anime drama, no someone stopping us......I am just being hugged by the woman I wanted to marry at the end when I finally became a devil.......I did not realize until this very moment that Rias actually loved me so much!

      I just take it slow and kiss her, then wipe her eyes and say...."Now you can never get rid of me! I will love you forever Rias Gremory, the woman I dream of!"

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