NOVEL SIMPLE Rias is my Pimp!
"I heard he is using blackmail photos to make those seniors do sexual favors for him.....What an evil guy!"
"Apparently He is the son of a Yakuza group that forces innocent girls to pleasure him and if the girls do not their family's are threatened!"
"I heard that he has even forced that blond international student to sleep with him or he would get her sent back to her homeland!"
"Maybe he used his fame as the Pink Zombie to trick them into thinking he is a famous person!"
"My friend's girlfriend says he made up that wife's story to get sympathy from the senior girls to sleep with him!"
"Did you hear he made Rias Gremory pregnant and is forcing her into an abortion! How cruel!"
"Damn he just ruined the number one beauty of our school and then walked her in front of his girlfriend, poor VP!"
"Someone said they saw him grab Koneko Toujou, then forced her into the men's bathroom to force himself on her!"
OK my fucking school life is over.......I just cant survive this shame, I am thick skinned but damn those rumors are just fierce. So many of them are so close and yet so far from the truth.....And I saw Saji with a wicked smile! I have this feeling most of the rumors are from him.....How do I get this bastard back? I still owe him for the ball buster he gave me! The only reason I have not pulled him into a dark alley and beat him is, I was given the best first-aid care from Koneko!
Issei walked up to me during one of the class breaks and asked,"Brother so what is the plan, you said you needed my help?"
I nod and tell him to join me after school for the ORC meeting with the church girls. I then asked..."Issei tell me about your progress with the strategy guide I gave you...what have you mastered and where is your current focus at and what are you stuck on?"
Issei gets a lewd smile and whispers.."I learned the Dress Break and I also learned the gift to transfer power to one or two targets! I can shoot my dragon beam....and my gauntlet is in its evolution stage...but I can't get my balance breaker yet? So I have not figured out how to unlock it!"
"FUCKING GREAT!!!! I cant believe how far you have come.......No bro seriously under Sona you're doing way better than I predicted! Don't worry I know how to let you balance break! I did not write it down because you would have focused on it first......Can Momo join us after the meeting?"
"Why do we need Momo?" Issei looks confused......
I ask with a grin,"Issei, tell me do you like Momo's boobs?" Issei just shakes his head enthusiastically!
"What if I told you there is a secret ritual hidden within her boobs that can turn you into an unstoppable beast?! If you truthfully love her breast I can tell you how to unlock the true potential of BOOBS!"
Issei looks like blood will flow from his nose at any moment! "I will tell her it is life or death?" I just nod yes!
Later at lunch time............................
The usual girls are around me and doing their normal crap! I am looking gloomy and the girls are noticing my mood, then Rias asks,"Matsuda why are you so gloomy...I thought you would be super happy today? Is it because of the rumors going around?"
"Yup....Normally I do not care about them but they are not making you girls look too good....I wish they would leave you all out of it......" I just feel bad for them.
"If that's all, don't worry about it....All that means is you're doing really well in school! This just means every guy wants to be you!!!" Rias just puffs out her chest in pride, then leans in and kisses my face. "See right there, all those boys are ready to pass out! All strong devils will accumulate rage from other males! It is totally natural. Plus none of your girls mind. Actually I started the pregnancy rumor!" Rias just looks super happy about that!
"W-why would you start that rumor?" I just am in disbelief.......
"It is fun...If I get pregnant the shock won't be big in the school, but if I don't then they will think I got rid of it...but everyone will know I am your woman, so it is a win win!" I just stupidly look at her and I just give up........
"I started the rumor about flaunting Rias in front of me!" Tsubaki just smiles at me.........
"You to Tsubaki?! Why could I never believe you would join in this farce!" All my girls are broken......I hope it won't get worse....
"I have to concur with Rias, it is a bit fun....Who would think I would start a rumor in school...it's nice to do something wild for once!" Tsubaki just smiles.
I give up..."Does anyone know what rumor that bastard Saji started?" I just grit my teeth and focus on who I can be mad at since I can't ruin my girl's fun....
"He started the Koneko bathroom rumor...I overheard him bragging he was going to tank your reputation with that!" Tsubaki said.,"If you want I can have Sona paddle him for that one?" Tsubaki is an angel!
"Nope, I will get him back myself...He made my nuts get busted too so I will have to get revenge with my own hands!" I did not notice the evil glare all my women had hearing the dodge-ball ball bashes was caused by Saji.......RIP the girls are already plotting unknown to me!
After school Issei and I make it to the ORC and get ready to meet the girls for the Excalibur fragment retrieval talks. We prepared finger foods and tea for the guests like we do for any meeting Rias is in charge of. Rias and Akeno both sit on the left couch leaving the right one for the church girls when they show. I had told Kiba to show up for this meeting so he can meet our partners and get the latest news. He is standing in the far back corner of the room so as not to have me near the two guests.
The rest of us stand behind as good form dictates for meetings, I am on the right closest to the door, then from my left it is Asia, then Koneko and finally Issei on the left end.
Xenovia Quarta and Irina Shidou finally came and then had a seat across from Rias.....the conversation for the most part happens as it did in the show, Except Xenovia would look at me from time to time with happiness in her eyes. She also took my advice and was a bit nicer in tone with Rias. She said this was what the church wanted them to relay, but this was not how she personally felt. I could tell that Irina did not like her comment at this point.
Rias then took the bait and asked,"Then may I ask what your personal stance is?"
Xenovia just smiled and stated,"I won't work with the devils or your peerage Rias Gremory, but I WILL do anything to help Matsuda Tanaka! He is the one devil I will cooperate with." She then smiles like a devil......I can't see this ending well for me!
"Xenovia, what are you saying? He is a devil so stop saying nonsense!" her partner Irina is getting upset.
Except for Asia, everyone in the room is looking weirdly at me and Xenovia back and forth in true confusion.
"Why would you, a member of the church, want to work with my Pawn?" Rias is confused how Xenovia would tell her to stay out of the church's way, but was willing to work with Matsuda?!
Xenovia just says with a happy smile..."Because God wants me by his side to help him with his troubles and needs, and I will do everything in my power to serve him! Matsuda's the kindest man I have ever met and it's my privilege to be there for him!"
Now everyone in the room is wondering what kind of magic I enslaved this battle junkie with!
"Xenovia I think you are not in your right mind.....God would never send a servant of the church to serve a devil....that is crazy!" Rias can't wrap her head around her words.
"Xenovia stop this now! God would never help a devil! You are crossing the line and are going to get thrown out!" Irina is finally panicking at her friend, essentially betraying the church.
"Irina, I told you before....The church wont forgive me but God will......do not challenge my resolve! I will complete the goal of the church, but Matsuda told me to never die...so I will be safe and get aid...The church sent us to die at the hands of a leader class, but I can no longer die, so I will do anything I can do to meet his expectations!" Xenovia said with conviction!
"Matsuda can you please tell me what all of this has to do with you....This has become very muddy and I need more information here?" Rias turns her head to look at my guilt looking face and waits for my tale.
*cough* "When I met Grayfia for the first time I also met both Asia and Xenovia at the same time..........It is very complicated to explain at this time about that meeting......I then met these two lovely lady's at my friends house and we talked for a while...." So my bullshit story was going rather well till that stupid fucking Irina cut me off half way to kick me in the proverbial balls.
"But why were you and Xenovia hugging and kissing!" Irina is now on the Saji hit list! But Issei kicks me too........"Yes, why were you two snuggling in my living room?"
CRAP the temperature in the room is dropping! "It did not happen the way these two are saying it.....So we talked about cooperation to beat, Kokabiel!"
"Oh my Matsuda after this morning and then to find out you have a lover from the church!" God damn it Akeno stop! right there!
"So you kissed an exorcist at your friend Issei's house, can you explain this?" Rias has her arms crossed and she looks pissed....super Jealousy due to a Romeo and Juliet scandal!
"There is nothing to explain! I have fallen for this devil and I will do anything for him, Right Asia?"
Asia just timidly answers,"W-why yes sister Xenovia! That is why I married Matsuda....I also love him!" Asia can you please drop that shovel you are burying me with?
"That's right Asia, and I can prove he loves me too.....He is wearing my personal Rosario! That proves he has accepted my heart! And he told Durandal my holy sword that I was his 'Important Person' and he loves me in my battle-suit!" Xenovia thrust out her chest proudly!
Holy shit I seem to have said all that!........Rias is cutting me off forever! Everyone is just looking at me in amusement because I can't even speak anymore.
I thought fast and said...."Rias come with me in private for one moment please....." I then go to her shower room.
A moment later a super pissed Rias is standing in-front of me,"Convince me why I should not bring out the paddle for hurting my heart!"
"Xenovia is your future night!" I say with seriousness, but inside I am nervous as fuck!
A few minutes later a very happy Rias and a very confused Matsuda come out to their spots.......
Rias looks at Xenovia and says,"Anyone with that level of devotion to my Pawn Matsuda is a treasured friend of mine! I hope the two of you have endless happiness together! I can't stand in the way of true love......" Rias just smiles like a winner!
So wanna know what happened when I told Rias what Xenovia was in the future? Rias just grabbed my collar and passionately kissed me for the entire time we were in there then pulled me out.....Why do I feel like I am a whore and Rias is my Pimp!!!!!!!
