DxD: Matsuda!

Both Kings peerages stand at the school gates and are reading their individual actions that were prepared for this major incursion.

     "Damn I don't get to go out with my balance breaker! Damn I only get support, so UN-awesome......." Issei is pouting that he is delegated to being a buff bot.

     "Hey Yura what would you think of the guy that can single-handedly save all his friends in a decisive battle just by strengthening them....does a hero like that interest you?" I just threw the hot-babe card at Issei to shut him up....

     "I-I could fall deeper in love with that kind of hero!" Yura is blushing at this because I foresaw Issei's whining and had this line added to her folder!

     "Issei here ready for buff duty sir, point and click!!!!!!" Damn being his best friend gives me insight into his quirks.......He really was a dumb but fun kid growing up......But damn I was very embarrassing too.....sigh I am no side character anymore!

     I pull up a magic circle to Azazel and I say,"We are starting now...release the hounds!"

     [Ha-ha Kid, your way of talking about him is interesting.....Do you have some animosity against him?]

     "Not for his actions till now but in the next week he will do something that will make him scum....He is not a bad guy at his core but his selfish childishness will hurt those I love so I will hate him for a while. He will come back to the right side later, but damn I just hate guys that fuck with my love time....So that's it on him."

     [Kokabiel has my hands tied right now like you predicted so I will send the Vanishing Dragon now! Good luck kid!]

     "Do what I can and I won't do what I can't, ha-ha! See you in a week then bye." I close my call and see some girls just puzzled at my call, I just said,"I just ordered for a cleanup on aisle nine!" Rias just roles her sexy blue eyes at me.

     I summon Roshi in his huge turtle form and leap up and bring Rias and Asia besides me. I smile and cast [Inspiration] on everyone once more....."Thank you everyone for showing up on this nice early summer night! We only have to hold on for a half hour at most. This will be a terrifying fight for most of us, and I thank you for sticking in there! We need to make our Kings Rias and Sona look good so do not show any faces of despair, and smile bravely the whole time!....This fight will be seen by the Underworld and we will knock their socks off!" At this moment I transform into Satan Gold! Most of Sona's peerage has not seen me in this form before.

     "Satan Gold is here to save the beauties of the Underworld!" I strike one of the many poses taught by my first fan and try to lighten the mood, and if I ever get my own show like Grabbin-Dragon, this will be my platform!

     "HOLY SHIT, Matsuda your a fucking Gold Ranger!", Issei my fellow nerd is having a comic-gas-sim!

     "Sorry fellow pervert, I do not know this Matsuda you speak of, I am SATAN GOLD!" and I do another dumb swing of my arms,"I charge my powers by saving pretty girls, Now let's go and save some hot-chicks!!!!!!" Roshi under me who is currently drooling at all the boobs in his field of view gets the hint and roars..."OFF TO SAVE TITS!" Then he spins with the three of us on his back and charges to the sports field! On a side note I give Roshi all of dads old porno magazines as payment for good acting skills.

     The rest of the group just smiles at my antics and Sona looks at my costume gear and thinks of her silly older sister as Satan Pink! All of a sudden she imagined Satan Pink meeting Satan Gold then had panic in her eyes! Oh no what if my sister likes him a little too much!!!!!! "No I won't let her have my Matsuda!"

     As we approach the ritual in the pillar of light, we all can see Kokabiel's boredom watching Valper work from his floating throne..

     Naturally he has been aware of us since we arrived....This is one of the strongest beings in the world after all.....We stand zero chance of beating him. He just asks,"When will your brother get here, little girl?" I of course told Rias to curb the attitude and just play the entertaining and delayed game.....Her peerages life is on the line after all.

     "Kokabiel don't worry I am sure he will be here soon enough....but it will take a bit of time, but I think we can keep you company until he arrives. I would be a bad host if I did not do this much!"

     Kokabiel Just lifts his hand and forms a massive twenty foot long spear of light and hurls it at the gym......A massive explosion just annihilates the building,"Oh you think you qualify to entertain me?......Sure I need to kill some time while the holy sword is formed! Here, just play with my pets!"

     Massive familiar summoning portals let loose two massive thirty foot tall Cerberus! Fortunately everyone is mentally prepared for this so we can leap into action....We can absolutely destroy these pups, but we will be going with the entertainment and delay route to Keep our jackass audience from getting bored.

     I have Xenovia and Koneko tank the back puppy, while I get a gift buff from Issei and solo the front Cerberus. Akeno and Rias will just take small pop shots at both from range to distract the heads. Naturally Issei and I are already promoted to Queen so we are operating at a solid performance.

     With my four black and gold pairs of wings out, and holy lightning on my hands and feet, plus the gift buff....I now engage the first dog!

     The dog is caught off guard how this person just appeared in front of it without it noticing. While it dumbly had all three heads watch him the target vanished once more and a tremendous pain came from its underbelly!

     "HYPER UPPERCUT!" As I flew in between the filthy beast legs I was under it and yelled this stupid move for the audience but I did fly up and punch him into the air so I can do the epic drop kick all superheros do....I am holding back my strength so I do not alarm the fallen leader.

     As I fly faster than the dog is flying up, I look like I teleported and perform my planned, spinning drop kick,"EVIL SLAYING HELL HAMMER!" As I hold back the puke that wants to shoot out from this cringe I am spewing, I deliver my kick.

     Those in the vicinity hear many of Cerberus's bones shatter....Damn I thought I held back!.....That boost is insane! In the meantime I can see that Xenovia has cut off two heads and Koneko is kicking it around in her cat ear form..So fucking adorable! I want to mofu mofu later, and pet that pussy! Akeno is sending bolts of holy lightning into the back to annoy it. As is Rias sending a small blast of destruction into my front pup...Just to show she is doing something for the audience.

     My Cerberus gets up with two smoking wounds from its belly and back where my holy power is torturing it. As it glares at me with its three heads I once again super fly to its center head and pull back my arm for a dramatic looking punch! "SATAN GOLD SUPER DEVIL PUNCH!" This time I use my full power Superman punch to end this Dog, because Issei's buff is about to end. When my punch landed on its central head the entire skull looked like someone reached into its ass and grabbed its head from the inside and yanked it out the backside....Yup it was as gross looking as I described it! Obviously it was a one hit death-strike! He was turned inside out...ew.

     At this time, like a hero saving the day, Kiba comes in to finish off Cerberus, naturally my team was glad to see him come back. He joined with Xenovia knowing they would both be up when the ritual was done. Akeno fly's next to me and smiles with a lewd look in her eyes. Koneko takes her place by Issei to cover him.

     I then look to the center of the field as a bright light erupts showing the success of the fusion! Kokabiel just smiles and says,"Ah finally the reformed Excalibur, Freed your up, now entertain me!" Freed jumps out of who knows where like magic and says,"Ha ha, Yes boss lets cut up some devil scum!"

      Issei then following the plan boosts Kiba and Xenovia as the two leap to engage Freed! Valper Galilei is going on and on about how wonderful his creation and life's goals are, bla bla bla. How in the show can people stop fighting to listen to his drivel. I in the meantime keep my eyes on Kokabiel.

     In the meantime I have Rias join me and Akeno while Koneko and Issei join Asia on Roshi's back to be the center. Now like I promised Kiba he goes to confront Valper to find out about his past and receive the crystalized souls of his companions........This is where the knight will peak!