DxD: Matsuda!

     After going over all my missed messages and letting all know I was fine and on my way home, I gave Sona and Tsubaki a kiss goodbye and said I would see them Monday. Damn Sona looks like she is really happy...Was it the ring? Well today is pool cleaning day and it won't be as awesome as in the anime, but hey I am still very happy just to be with my girls.

     I got home and was greeted by a very happy Rias. She gives me a hug like I was kidnapped by the enemy......Well she sees Sona as her love rival due to their long friendship....I think Rias just likes to be competitive and that's what is important...Well she seems super affectionate today so let's pamper her.

     So I just rolled with it and said..."I missed you big red! Some jackass spiked the punch last night and I was drunk...Sorry.....I definitely ruined some lives last night!"

     Rias looked entertained and asked,"Oh and when you find the culprit responsible for your drunken stupor, what will you do to them?"

     "Make them pay! Fuck I said and did things I am ashamed of.....My good reputation I just built up is gone in one damn night....And I sent a friend down the wrong path!" I am shedding fake tears for attention from Rias and she just laughed at my antics.

     "Well I think you can thank your mistress for that night of yours!" Rias teases me so I tease back!

     "Witch mistress though" She just smacks my head for being a smart ass then I say....."Good, no suntan oil rub for her!" Rias seems to like that!

     Asia also returned home and Xenovia joined us for breakfast with my parents. Asia just told us about what they did last night and how excited Murayama was to try everything and take pictures for me. I just say,"Oh damn, I really screwed the pooch with her! I was drunk in my defense! Damn Rias, can I drop out of school!"

     Rias, seeming to know what happened already said,"Nope, it is actually all your fault Matsuda.........."

     I am confused why Rias is giving me life advice on something she should know nothing about,"I am not understanding this life lesson you are trying to teach me almighty King! Can you enlighten this lowly Pawn?"

     Rias just sighs and explains,"Last year you saved your history teacher Ken Mai and his daughter Murayama, this you should know already. Akeno has been his devil contractor for a few years now, doing shrine maiden work for his wife's grave and she also helps him and his daughter in problems in life as they come up.....Well starting last year a young man would space out and just gaze at Murayama without the boy knowing he was even doing it. She thought the boy was being lustful to her and perhaps he would be a stalker or something.....Over time she noticed he had no Ill intent, but would just get lost gazing at her. This year this guy was causing problems and making many bad rumors, so she complained to her father how this man was such a scum.....Her father was angry with his daughter and explained that this so-called problem boy was the same one that risked his life to save his."

     "Hold the front door, you are saying I am that boy? I don't get lost looking at her...she is just always in every class I have, so I have to look somewhere right? It is better to look at her than Issei right!" I get defensive because I know I don't gaze right?

     "Let me continue, anyway she after hearing what you did for her dad wanted to thank you but you just surrounded yourself with lots of high profile students and when she would try and say hello or talk to you you just spaced out like you would not know she was there, Murayama thought you were mad at her for always giving you the cold shoulder last year, so she asked her father for help. Mr Mai then gave her a summon contract for Akeno and Murayama used it. She was very surprised to meet Akeno and find out she was a devil, but more than that she wanted help for Akeno's boyfriend ha-ha. Akeno the constant professional just calmed her and heard her request, so she helped. Akeno found out what I said before and that Murayama would see sadness in your eyes at times and wanted to help."

     Akeno feeling sorry for her decided to let Murayama in on some secrets of the world so she could understand you better....She even knows you are a devil....and do you know what she said when she found out her crush was a devil? She said she did not care, she only cared that you saved her father and wanted nothing in return....You were the type of man she wanted to fall for....Well Akeno just really felt a connection with Murayama....Both girls lost their mother and fell in love with the same boy. She really is a cute and caring girl...Anyway, Akeno let me know what she would do and I approved it. So the first thing she had to do was directly ask about the Saturday event and confirm her feelings to you."

     "What confirms my feelings, I don't think she did that?" Well maybe I suspected but did not care?

     "This is common for devils and the like, you tend to ignore humans when you step into this world....This is a very dangerous mindset when you start ignoring humans as a lesser species!" Rias stressed.

     "Holy fuck, I seem to be doing that now!!!! Damn I did not notice the mentality.....I forgot to be human!!!!" Damn, thanks for pointing that out Rias!

     "So anyway, Akeno gave her some special punch that has almost no alcohol and the others would not be affected...She did this so you would not hold back your heart and speak your true feelings to Murayama and she would know how you feel about her...no mind control just loosens your brakes a bit...Asia was watching to stop you from doing anything to dumb." Rias just smiles at the blushing Asia.....Damn even my angel was in on a drunk night!

     "Akeno gave her some dressing tips and things to do and say and well it was like giving a blind date......And it seems you ended up liking a human after-all!" Rias just looks happy that I was not turning into a pompous ass like Riser.

     "Damn what do I do now?...I think I crossed the line by just being more than friends with her?!" I can't just go wipe everyone's memory's right?

     Rias just gives a big bad wolf smile and says..."Well you can figure that out later when she joins us at the pool!" FUCK, what bastard said the pool day was going to be boring!!!!

     Xenovia pipes up and says,"Murayama is a very nice girl, she even helped me out in the school, she is just caring."

     Asia pipes up too,"All last night you were all she talked about, ha-ha she even had me help her with costumes you would like. Also I think she is a wonderful friend....Matsuda, I saw how you looked at her......You had longing in your eyes and you do not know how happy you looked when you were bowling and singing with her...In fact I only see that look when you are petting Koneko!"

     "Fine, whatever...you all win!....I will give her a chance....Rias, I do not think I am good at having a harem....you guys all need to let me know when I am making mistakes....OK?" Rias squints her eyes at me and pets my head and answers,"That is why you have me! Now let's go! We are late!"

     A while later and the group of us are looking at what one can only call a pool of crap! So I look around and ask,"And why is Kiba not here?" I could have sworn in the anime he was doing laps and shit?!

     "He is behind in his contract work for missing all those days so he needs to finish it up...This pool will be easy with magic anyway!"

     So I and the girls from ORC and one Murayama, began the tireless work and scrubbed the place. Yup, cleaning pools sucks bad. Afterward we all split up to wear our suits....I was all alone changing.....Damn I know Kiba is supposed to be here now...there was a boy's love moment in here! What is going on.....I never read the Light Novel...So am I in the LN and not the anime???? If that is the case I am fucked...I know nothing of the Light Novel!!!! Maybe that's why Irina was brought to Rias instead of the woods? Maybe that's why Kiba is not here and other events did not go right? Damn watch out future me....We just hit hard mode!

     So unlike the show Xenovia was with the rest of the girls in her fucking awesome ass micro bikini! I wont tell the other girls but Xenovia won best swimsuit already! Asia and Koneko are both in the school swimsuits..nice. And Rias and Akeno are wearing the anime suits I have memorized! And holy cow..literally! Murayama is wearing a two piece bikini with black cow prints....So fucking hot!....I am glad I do not nose bleed like Issei!

     "Every single one of you is perfect...Thanks for letting me be here to witness this sight only I can see!" I give the girls a bow for their efforts! Then say..."Free hugs for the first six girls, no charge!" Rias just threw a beach ball into my head that I let hit me and fell in the pool laughing....Naturally I give swimming lessons to the girls. Murayama knew how to swim and she did laps with the other three swimmers. Koneko took advantage of me a bit during the swim laps...damn my little kitty is getting naughty.

     Akeno was truly devastated when I refused to put on her sunscreen because of drunk night....I hate being firm with her, but she will get me drunk in the future if I don't scold her now.....But I am not sure if punishing her is good ether because now she looks turned on that I actually punished her....How do you punish her?

     The only girl I felt a bit awkward oiling up was Murayama! When I saw Rias give me that look of 'Your a coward" I just said fuck it and oiled her like I oiled Rias...I got in all the spots....and she liked it...Is this why girls like bad boys? I am sure she had a small orgasm! Meh, I will take that as a complement...I also noticed human girls now just feel soft as opposed to firm devil girls....This must be what Rias warned me about...Not to forget I was human.

     When we wrapped up I pulled Murayama around a corner and said,"I just want you to know, I remember everything I did last night.....And I regret nothing.....If you want to try being with a man like me, then I will do my best! I am not good with words so ya." Murayama just had a big happy smile and replied,"I am new to love and will need your guidance, please take care of me!" We then kissed for a bit, naturally it was more tame than my drunk assault. And this is how I met my first human lover! I also surprised her with my human magic for low potential humans like my folks...I removed imperfections, healed hidden injuries and sickness, and buffed her girls to a reasonable point she was happy with...Let's just say she was super happy to have a devil boyfriend that day! She then left for home while it was still light, the rest of us went to ORC.

     A short while while we were there a summon circle was teleporting to the room, it was the house of Gremory!

     As the Devil King and Grayfia arrived the rest of us bowed. Sirzechs just tell us to rise and he has a seat on the couch next to Rias. Grayfia the perfect maid stood behind...Our eyes communicate our feelings like lovers can. To my left was Xenovia and to my right Asia. Akeno was serving tea and snacks, lastly my white kitty sitting snugly in my lap...and the mofu mofu started!

     "So why are you here?" Rias and her brother just go through the motions about him being in town to lock the meeting location for the leaders summit....I have already told Rias about this so she won't embarrass us.

     To Rias's horror I invite Sirzechs to my home for the night like Issei did...but I tell him it's cramped...plus I want to be with Grayfia in private.

      And that's how the two special interest gentlemen started their peace-talks.......Sis-con vs Loli-con!