DxD: Matsuda!

     [OH BABY! COME ON AND GET IT UP, I MEANT GET UP BABY! OH THAT'S THE SPOT, IF YOU-]

     I think Rias turns off the cursed alarm! Why do you ask 'why I can only think it is Rias turning it off?'

     Simple because I have six boobs around my head and neck that I can clearly identify due to memorizing their feels and looks! So since it is in my face I lick the one that is right there! lick!

     Acute sleepy voice comes out,"No more, I surrender, -nya..... snore" Yup the one curled on my chest is Kuroka, so cute when she is sleeping!

     Yubelluna kisses me and says,"My man, your cursed alarm comment made sure to put 'baby' in its words, I think it was watching us, Ufufu!" She gets out of the bed on my left side. She then grabbed the sleeping black cat and pulled her off my chest so I could get up. Kuroka does not wake but hides under the blanket instead.

     Akeno sits up and kisses me then with her soft girlfriend tone utters,"My heart feels warm knowing I am waking up as a mother, my mother would love to have met you Mat." I just rub her face with a warm smile because she hides this cute side from others. She was trained by Venelana since she was ten years old, so I notice that the two actually have similar personalities, seductive and proper on the outside and soft and vulnerable on the inside. Both act as proper noble women.

     Rias smiles at the two of us and looks at the bundled up cat and then sighs at her. Rias called for the maids and we started our day. Kuroka is left in the bed due to her lazy trait, well she made her ancestors proud by milking baby batter all night while training. She was using up her power with bedroom arts and it was awesome!

     I say to the three awake girls,"What is funny about her is that my [Restoration] even helps with exhaustion and sleeping issues, but this here is just her being a lazy cat! Ha ha"

     Yubelluna sets my alarm to go off in a half hour and smiles. So I ask,"Dear, why are you smiling about setting the alarm on her?"

     My hot Queen just says,"We have all fallen victim to this infernal alarm, so why should Kuroka not enjoy this gift from God?!" Her look of a plan well executed with an evil smile is impressive!

     Rias says,"It actually was screaming things like [Down with Big Red] to me for days when I threw it away and worse things when I used the power of destruction on it...." She still has mental trauma about why God would make such an alarm clock!? I imagine Big G smiling and saying [Because it's funny!]

     When everyone minus one black cat sat around the breakfast table, my troubles began.........

     Koneko in my lap is glaring at the girl who is also in my lap and says,"You are not supposed to be in my space bird! Now get out!" Koneko is slightly trying to nudge the blond girl on my right leg off me.

     Ravel, not letting go of this golden opportunity of her dreams, holds her ground and says,"I am his Bishop and advisor, and this is necessary to make sure you do not slip and get pregnant early! So I will be the one to keep the sneaky cat honest! I am protecting my King from bad rumors at school! Also I have to tell him of Issei's progress while I feed him!"

     Rias is smiling at my stiff face due to knowing I always avoid Ravel, so my smart wife told Ravel as my Bishop that she is to be the protective barrier to keep Koneko safe, and my gear is telling me that she just loves the look of discomfort of fighting my Lolicon tendencies! Every time I go to say something to these two bickering Loli's a piece of food flies into my mouth from one of them!

     Every single person at this table but one is having a funny and amused look watching this scene. Issei on the other-hand is crying at what he thinks is good luck! no Issei this is not fucking good luck you bastard! This is Issei's fault for not stealing the heart of this chicken wing!

     Koneko all of a sudden gets an evil smile like she thought of the best plan ever and whispers into my ear..............

     What I heard was so simple and amazing it will absolutely work! I give Koneko a wink for a great idea!

     Koneko says to Ravel quietly,"Fine bird, you win and you can sit in my Matsuda big brother's lap... But he always rubs the legs of the girls in his lap, so prepare yourself chicken!" Knowing the plan I gently rub her thigh like it's an unconscious habit of mine, and no one can see what I am doing!

     All everyone sees from the three of us is Koneko putting food in my mouth while I smile and Ravel has turned completely red faced and stiff! After a few seconds of my rubbing she bolts out of my lap and says,"Sorry I need to go to the washroom......" Seeing this Koneko sits in the middle and winks at me like a winner!

       Fortunately Ravel is my servant right now, because if she was not, I could face serious punishment from the noble laws. Sadly for my hot-wing, I as her King could even force myself on her and not even the House of Phenex could utter a complaint publicly. Lucky for her I am not an evil bastard like Diodora. Unfortunately the large majority of devil masters are vial scumbags that rape and enslave humans and other species. Cao Cao taught the ways to release Balance Breakers to the world and servants of some noble devils have now died to their enslaved servants with new powers. We have had to kill a few strays that did just that.

     I feel bad for those forced against their will to be reincarnated against their wills and I like they got their revenge by killing a piece of shit devil, but if they flee to my territory, then I have no choice but to release them from becoming a stray like Viser. It is getting better however, over the past five hundred years, servants are being treated better and given good lives, but the old devils from the old era are the ones that cause us good devils to get a bad rap.

     So when Ravel came back out she was no longer red but she went to take her seat by Issei like nothing happened! Yes, Koneko is so smart! Welp I found her kryptonite and I can keep her away, who would have thought I just needed to act like a real Lolicon to make her run for the hills!

     I see Ophis sitting alone at a small counter by the kitchen watching me and Issei. So I get up to see what she is doing. When I see what she is eating I shake my head. It looks like one of Koneko's dessert packages, just cake and candies.

     I go in the kitchen and quickly whip up the eggs you see in maid cafes, and use the ketchup to draw Great Red on it! I decorate it with healthy fruits and then carry it to the Loli, ageless dragon. I put the plate in-front of her with a glass of orange juice.

     I smile and say,"Your sweets will taste better if you also eat healthy food in between, too much of a good thing will mean you won't enjoy it and I put your enemy on it so you can feel a small victory in your heart when you eat it up! I have to go to school and will be back later with Issei so you can watch him later, alright?!"

     As I was interacting with the boss of the Khaos brigade, many in the room were nervous for me, well I know from my past life she is actually a peaceful dragon, just a bit simple. Ophis looked at that red dragon and took her fork and killed it by chewing it with a vengeance! 'Cute' is what everyone thought...

     I give my two teachers their hugs and kisses and walk them to the car. I try to do this so they don't feel neglected with all the new things happening.

     Kyouko shyly says,"I want to get stronger too Matsuda, but I don't want you to be mad at me if we cant have our teacher play in school...." She wants to still have sex but she wants to wait a while for a kid. She is still not fully used to being a devil yet and she wants to have intimacy with me before motherhood for a few years.

     I smile and tell her,"I want you to be happy my dear! Plus we can still do this..... whisper whisper whisper!" She turns red and nods her head and gets in the car super fast in embarrassment! I just told her about the trusted plan number 69! Makes both parties happy and no pregnancy!

     Kalawarna says goodbye and tells me,"You are starting to turn bad teasing that poor child, I really love it, ha-ha!" She climbed in and I can tell she is going to tease her the whole way to school! I made the naughtiest angel in DxD!

     After making sure Fenrir had all the foods he wanted and telling the magician girl goodbye we were on our way to chaos, I meant school. If you're wondering why I am flattering the wolf? It is because he is super smart like a human! So treating him with respect will assure he does not try to eat me in the future! Unfortunately my fan seems to think I am doing it to make her happy! She is crazy in the head.

     All of the residents of our home have been ordered to say nothing to everyone including Sona's peerage! The repercussions could bring death on our loved ones if it was leaked. The only person I told but swore her to secrecy is Grayfia. I tell her everything! She is the one wife that even knew of my demonic power. I know it's not fair to all my other wives but Grayfia has a special bond I can't explain. But my Gear tells me she is more important to me than I know. This must have something to do with Big G, talking to her in the past. Neither one has ever said what was discussed and I don't ask. My gear tells me to not know about it!

     Ravel for 'some unknown reason' cough, is avoiding me?! Mwahaha! Nice and Koneko looks super proud of her plan working.

     As I usually do I split off from my girls and head over To the Sitri group. I wave at them and I see a blushing Momo, it's a mystery why she could be so happy right, ha-ha!

     I say to Sona,"Hello my smart and sexy wife, how are you?" I love watching her go red from being embarrassed! Serafall and I had pillow talk about how fun Sona gets when she is shy and that makes us want to tease her more. However when we talked about Sona's cooking I was horrified to know that Serafall loved her sister's cooking!!!!!! Serafall says that it has the taste of love! When I showed her the video of me barfing on our honeymoon she said that I need to love Sona more and then I will be fine????

     Sona said,"I am good and congratulations on your servant's promotions!" We then said a few more perfunctory things about school then I told her.

     I pull her to the side and say,"For a little while do not bring your group to my house. For your own protection you do not need to know why. Please, my dear, keep this secret and trust me!" I look into her eyes and hold her hands.

     Sona just puts on a refreshing smile like I am too serious and she says,"Yes! I assume you will tell me later right?" I just nod 'yes' and she kissed me then continued,"If I can't trust the man I married then life would be empty. I will always follow your desires, my husband!" She really is the best wife! I just kiss her again making her red and getting her peerage to snicker at her!

     I then deliver my morning greeting to my girls and head into school! My gut feeling is telling me that kuroka is not having a good morning?! Oh that's right the clock!

[Ravel Phenex]