NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 62
061: Fly Alone! Ghost Festival Water Ghost! Brother Heng, Calm Down!
[My first reaction is that cooking these dishes must be because of some requirements!]
【It turned out that Brother Heng really wanted to eat it himself!!】
【Ahahahaha, I lost my head from laughing, how can Brother Heng be so funny!】
【Mimi: I’ve convinced you, this sixth son!】
【Brother Heng is really unwilling to tell a single lie!】
[…]
“Brother Heng, it has to be you!”
Cai Xukun said.
However, everyone just smiled.
Yang Mi quickly heated up the food.
The guests ate together.
Because I was in a hurry to go out to play.
So eating is still very fast.
It’s almost eaten in no time!
“Yeah!! I’m full!!”
Ju Jingyi, who was second to last, stood up happily.
as a star.
They manage for size.
Meals are usually eaten very slowly.
After spending so long with Xie Heng on the show.
The style is gradually being taken astray!
Never mind what’s wrong.
Anyway, the person who eats the slowest is the one who washes the dishes!
Maybe it was because I was not familiar with it at first.
Don’t you all think about washing the dishes?
Nothing!
But after half a month.
do the washing up?!
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!
Even Ju Jingshen, who used to eat very slowly.
Now they can compete for the penultimate position.
As for number one…
It’s Reba!
It’s not because of how slowly you eat.
Rather… eat more!
really much!
Even Xie Heng is surprised sometimes.
Her appetite and her figure are completely inconsistent!
How the hell did this stomach grow!?
No, I have to find a chance to dissect it!
“Do you have the heart…to watch a wounded man wash dishes with his waist barely moving?”
“Oh my god, hemp rope picks the details, I understand!” “Three Three Zero” Reba opened her mouth aggrieved.
Another big mouthful of rice stuffed into the cheek.
“fine.”
“You can sit and wash.”
Xie Heng replied with a toothpick in his mouth.
B: “”
“Ha ha ha ha!”
“Look carefully, this man’s name is Xiaoshuai!”
“He has a heart of stone, even the popular actress’s offensive!”
“You can choose to ignore it indifferently!”
Yuan Linqing dubbed beside her.
Everyone is concerned about Xie Heng’s straight man behavior.
I’m completely used to it.
In the end, Yang Mi helped Reba clean up the dishes.
After all, the relationship between the two is the best.
After the guests have packed up.
came to the village together.
really!
As Xie Heng said.
Today’s village is so lively and a little strange!
even.
I usually don’t see young people.
But today, on the contrary, many cars coming back from the city stopped on the main roads and small roads!
You can also see young people leading children and old people everywhere on the road.
Let’s wander around together!
“This village is too strange!”
“Have a Hungry Ghost Festival, just like Chinese New Year!”
Reba said in surprise.
You know, there will be no company or unit at all.
On the day of Hungry Ghost Festival, employees will be given a holiday.
That is, most likely.
Most of these young people must have come back from special leave!
Just to come back for the Hungry Ghost Festival!
“It’s really weird.”
Xie Heng nodded.
Several people walked down the street together like this.
“Kid, how about some malt candy?”
“I have candied haws here!”
“Come here, my stinky tofu is absolutely authentic!”
“Do you want to eat rice cakes? Handmade rice cakes are delicious!”
“Buy a clay figurine? Scan the QR code to customize! Dingdang cat fights sugar duck!”
That’s it.
It’s all the yelling of stalls!
Eat, play, see everything!
And many traditional snacks, or crafts.
With the advancement of the times, they are constantly innovating!
“coming!!”
“How much?”
“Just give me half! I’ll taste it!”
Xie Heng and others walked ahead.
But Reba couldn’t walk anymore after smelling the smell.
She would go to almost every food stall to have a look.
Xie Heng and Hot Barbie stand up.
There are still some deficiencies in this regard.
This is the first time Xie Heng felt it.
How can a woman… be so edible!?
But all the way home.
It’s up to you whether you can afford it or not!
“Brother Heng, the things here are so cheap!”
“Look, there’s so much to eat.”
“I haven’t spent all my twenty yuan today!”
“Seven dollars and three left!”
Reba’s hands were full.
All kinds of snacks, a dazzling array!
“Reba, didn’t you just come out after eating?”
The corner of Yang Mi’s mouth twitched and asked.
The artist she signed is a real tiger!
“Snacks are the stomach of snacks!”
“A different Miss Mi!”
Reba’s smile is not to mention how brilliant it is!
【I didn’t know Reba could be so edible before!】
【Good guy! I feel like I have the same appetite as Brother Heng!】
【What, what are you talking about?! Brother Heng is even a little inferior when it comes to eating!】
【Hahahaha what a big contrast! Cute and cute, no brains!】
[…]
It was quite a big village.
Looking bigger today!
It’s like walking around is never complete!
“Let’s all give way, let’s give way!”
“God has arrived!”
Suddenly, a voice shouted from not far away.
Then, a few of them were wearing the costumes of which dynasty they couldn’t tell which was in front.
Pushing away the crowd on the street with both hands.
Split them into two sides!
As soon as I heard it, God had arrived.
The villagers also cooperated and stood on both sides.
Make way for a wide passage to the street!
The same goes for Xie Heng.
Divide into two groups and stand on both sides!
“thump thud thump”
“Keng Keng…”
“Bang bang bang!!”
The team of wandering gods has not arrived yet.
The sounds of various folk musical instruments have already been passed on.
Formed a piece of music that is very old when you listen to it!
After a while, the team of wandering gods appeared.
In front of them was also a group of young people in costumes who looked like costumes.
Each of them held a long weapon in their hands.
Or a big axe, or a spear, it looks all kinds of things!
However, if you look closely, you can see that these weapons are made of lacquer on wood!
Masks are painted on their faces.
Not the face of Common drama, though.
It seems to be irregular, but it seems to be regular.
After that, there are eight laborers.
Responsible for carrying the shrine.
However, the mikoshi has curtains.
There is no way to see what the statue inside looks like.
In the end, they were all shirtless, with fire rings woven from bamboo hanging on their bodies!
A long team of wandering gods.
walked for a while.
Only then did he finally walk over.
The villagers slowly returned to their cages, and went shopping
“Wow…is this the wandering god team from the village?”
“It’s spectacular!”
Yuan Linqing sighed.
He grows so big.
Never seen such a scene.
“I probably know why so many young people are coming back after taking leave.”
“It’s so grand!”
“It feels like Chinese New Year is not so grand!”
Yang Mi said in shock.
Folk customs vary from place to place.
Moreover, many have been lost.
In other words, it has not been able to be displayed in the public eye!
Xie Heng told them just now.
This wandering god team needs to travel 18 surrounding villages today!
Therefore, you can rest for a while at noon.
Xie Heng and the others also bumped into each other when they went out.
Coincidentally, I just happened to be able to see the Youshen team!
“Brother Heng, is the incense ash water you begged for me this god?”
“Is there a god number? I can donate some sesame oil money after I go back.
Ju Jing asked curiously.
She still remembers it.
When I had a fever and felt uncomfortable.
Xie Heng didn’t grab the medicine.
Instead, go to the temple on the mountain behind the village.
Ask for a stick of incense ash water.
After giving her a drink.
Ju Jingyi quickly regained her spirits!
So I thought, if I go back later.
You can also come back and add sesame oil.
“Yes.”
“According to the name written on the temple gate, it is a bit long.”
“The name of the god is the god who protects the country and shelters the people, the wonderful spirit, the infinite merit, the god of all virtues, the holy emperor, the emperor Fengwu…”
“Phew, the local gods in the village usually have very long names.”
“I’ve already added the sesame oil for you.”
Xie Heng recalled and said.
Usually before entering the temple.
Xie Heng will take a look at the Shenhao in advance.
But the name of the god of this temple is also very rare.
Everyone: “…..It’s really long!!!”
[This is true! Especially in the south, our local temples, Shenxian County start with at least 20 words!]
【It’s so real! The most important thing is that the gods seem to look alike, but they look different when compared carefully!】
【That’s for sure! The elders are the most particular about this! The main thing is a detail!】
[My focus is entirely on such a long name, and it is so awkward, how did Brother Heng remember it!?]
【As expected of you, Brother Heng!】
[After all, Brother Heng’s scarf was excavated before, and the history that was uncovered was all about worshiping gods! 】
【Hahahaha! Professional counterparts are yes!!】
【…….)
A few people walked around.
Came to the river.
I was attracted by the lively voice here.
“Are they performing diving?”
Reba looked at each young man.
Also in costume.
Both men and women!
The common denominator is that each of them is in the hands.
All holding a slender bamboo pole!
Then brew it irregularly, and then jump into the water!
Just like making dumplings!
But there were several circles of people around the river.
They are all watching the young people diving intently.
This kind of behavior makes Reba feel puzzled…
“Huh
! This little girl said.
“Doesn’t Duzhu Piao know?”
“It just didn’t work out.”
A big brother in black next to him said.
Only then did everyone suddenly realize.
It turned out that they were trying to complete the solo bamboo drifting!
Cross the river with one reed, float alone with bamboo!
It is also one of the intangible heritage!
Many elders before ancient times can still do it.
You need to hold a thinner bamboo with both hands.
In addition, put a thicker bamboo in the water in advance.
Need to be able to step on it with both feet.
Then use the thin bamboo in your hand to maintain the balance of your body!
Will not fall into the water.
“There are still people who can do it alone!”
“Generally, unless it is a special sport that has been practiced since childhood.
“Or the old people in the past, few people know it anymore!”
Yuan Linqing sighed.
This thing is rarely seen on TV!
Generally, it has to be a special effect button!
“It’s very rare.”
“Isn’t it just customary?”
“The day after the Ghost Festival, the ghost who entered the river and swam in the water!”
“So there is such a unique project.”
“But it will take seven or eight years, no young people can complete it.
“Now they are just coming here, diving into the water for fun, as a good meaning.”
The eldest brother put his hands in his pockets and smiled at the young men and women diving.
can imagine.
In the past two years, he was also such a player who fluttered in the water!
【It looks so hard! Stepping on a bulging bamboo pole! Keep standing on the water!】
【Hey! Not just standing! You have to be able to move!】
【Unrealistic, unless specially practiced!】
[…]
Netizens also expressed that it is difficult to do.
“Oh, what a bad boy!”
“Although I’m still young, I don’t understand weight.”
“But Dad just came out of the water and squatted down to play with him.
“This kid just went up and threw his father in the face!”
Reba said unhappily.
Although it looks like a two or three-year-old child.
However, this behavior is still very uncomfortable to watch.
“If my child is like this, I will definitely be beaten up!”
Yuan Linqing also said angrily.
“Some children are like this. They are used to being arrogant since childhood.”
“I have a little nephew who is like this. Anyone dares to hit him. Generally, he doesn’t know how to educate him later.
Ju Jingyi shook her head and said.
She really didn’t like that kid.
“Then you can try to lead it out to see if he hits outsiders, or if he hits an older child.”
Xie Heng looked at Ju Jingyi and said.
When everyone heard the sound, they all looked over curiously.
Ju Jingyi: “And then?”
“If he doesn’t hit people outside the house, he’s hitting inside the house.”
“Pressing internally and benefiting externally is the mainstream value.”
“In addition, if you don’t beat other older children, you just bully the weak and fear the hard, so it’s right to choose the test master later.
“Furthermore, he really dared to beat the older children, but he couldn’t beat them, and then he stopped. This is the common people’s psychology.”
“In the end, if you are beaten up by an older child, you still go crazy and attack.”
“Then send him to the army, and during the two years of military service, the old couple should not be idle.
Xie Heng pondered for a while, and analyzed carefully based on experience. 0.2 “What does it mean for couples not to be idle?”
Yuan Linqing scratched her head and asked.
Xie Heng: “Practice a trumpet.”
Ju Jingyi: “Pfft…!!”
【Ahahahaha!! So thorough! There is nothing wrong with such a truth!】
【”Mainstream values are like this” (tear collapse)!】
【Such ideological awareness, worthy of being a film king! Seeing the world is broad!】
【”Old couple don’t be idle” “Practice a trumpet” hahahaha!】
【In an instant! My structure has been enlarged! Is this impure teaching students in accordance with their aptitude?】
【Suddenly I am looking forward to it. If Brother Heng has a child in the future, what kind of doll will it be!】
【Let’s call it a profession!!】
[…]
The young people who were soaked by the water left one by one by the river together.
All ended in failure!
There are not many players who can fight again!
The eldest brother looked at the guests next to him.
“Aren’t you going to try it?”
“Successfully, the old man in the village specially prepared a big red envelope of 888!”
“It’s been so many years, but it hasn’t been sent out.”
The eldest brother patted the red ribbon on his arm while talking and laughing.
At such a young age, he is actually the number one member of the elderly group!
“Brother, I’m afraid I’ll just take advantage of Duzhu Piao.”
Yuan Lin’s green head turned into a rattle.
Everyone else waved their hands quickly!
So many locals can’t make it.
How many of them from other places still want to grab the wool of the elderly group?
“Let me try.
Xie Heng said, before everyone reacted.
People have already started picking thin bamboo poles on the shore to control the balance!
“Brother Heng, don’t be impulsive!”
“We don’t need to earn this money!!”
Yuan Linqing shouted.
The other guests were also taken aback.
Unexpectedly, Xie Heng really dared to go up and try it!
Looking at this posture, I don’t want to be kidding!
——[That’s Brother Duzhu Piaoheng!! Calm down!!].