Eating Melon Seeds At The Awards Ceremony, Is This Guy Really The Actor?

Chapter 74



073: The Grave Must Be The Coolest Place! Swallowing Sword Performance Xie Heng Who Was Targeted!

Zheng Kai and Yuan Linqing carefully carried Uncle Chen home.

Uncle Chen’s house is also close.

It’s all cooked now.

It is not difficult to move back.

“So how much does Brother Heng drink?!”

Reba blinked her eyes.

Until now.

They have never seen Xie Heng get drunk!

Not even red on the face!

Anyway, this game can’t be played.

the next day.

The activities in the village are still going on, lively and lively.

It is said that it will last for three days!

The autumn harvest is of great significance to many villagers!

Think of the times when there was a famine in the past.

The most consuming days of the year.

It’s harvest time!

Therefore, they take this period of time very seriously!

It’s even more grand than the New Year’s Eve in many places!

Every three to five days, it can’t stop at all!

And today is the second day.

It is also the day with the most sense of ritual!

The rice stalks collected before were all hoarded.

In other words, the village where Xie Heng grew up.

It is to tie it into a pier immediately after collecting it.

Someone will come and collect it.

And pay you a certain fee.

General use after taking it back.

It is made into gray fertilizer.

Either it is compressed and made into fuel.

Still relatively technical.

And they won’t have anyone to collect them in this village.

They are all piled up and stored by themselves.

Then focus on burning.

Collect it yourself.

For the freshly sown seedlings.

Lightly covered with a layer of rice husk ash.

Allow rice husk ash to seep into the soil.

only.

Everyone in the village needs to work together to complete it.

Since coming to this village.

Whether it is Xie Heng or other guests.

You can feel the unity of this village!

Up to now, many ancient traditions are still maintained.

Nor exclusive.

Just like Uncle Chen said.

He doesn’t know any stars.

But since the children and daughters live here.

No matter the length of time!

That’s all the people in the village!

all the same!

These words made Yuan Linqing burst into tears all night.

I still remember when I first came here.

Yuan Linqing disliked the living environment.

It even feels inferior to a pig’s nest.

Now thinking about it in the middle of the night, I have to slap myself twice.

Yuan Linqing: “Damn me!!”

In the morning, follow the normal rules.

Firecrackers were set off again in the village!

“good morning everyone!”

“Everyone must have known the mission today!”

“Today we need intensive burning of rice stalks.”

“Then collect it!”

Wang Bingbing presided over the show full of energy.

Holding the microphone in his hand, he spoke to the people who had assembled in front of him.

After living in the village for so long.

Everyone’s schedule has basically been adjusted.

Xie Heng’s wake-up number has not been used for a long time.

“good!”

Everyone responded.

However, after all, the program is still being recorded.

The previous program group was relatively humane.

The guests just cut.

Follow-up is still dispatched staff.

Let them collect it for you.

Only then are they collected.

By today’s sun, it’s already dry.

It became a golden color.

Moreover, the water is evaporated to dryness, so there is no weight.

“Are we going to sell beef after the burning is over?”

“Can I apply to have a look around?”

Reba applied.

Yesterday it was because of lack of money.

So I still can’t let go.

But today is different.

Just at Uncle Chen’s place.

Xie Heng helped her earn 600!

In the village, what is the concept of six hundred yuan?

Six hundred yuan, if you want to spend it all, it can definitely be called wild consumption!

“Okay.”

Xie Heng replied.

You don’t need so many people to help sell together.

Just be on duty.

“I won’t go shopping anymore, I’ll still help sell beef there.

“I wanted to lose weight yesterday.”

“So I didn’t eat that much for dinner.”

“But I couldn’t hold back at night, so I ate something…”

Yang Mi smiled wryly.

Her plan to lose weight.

After recording a program with Xie Heng.

It has not been successfully implemented in one day!

as a female star.

Body management is very important!

There are too many actresses because they did not manage their bodies well.

caused by image problems,

I have never been able to get a play.

First-line actresses like Yang Mireba.

The requirements in this regard are even stricter.

Reba’s words….. simply eat without gaining weight!

So no concerns about that.

Catch it and it’s a bang!

I am so envious of Yang Mi and Ju Jingyi!

【It’s so real! When losing weight during the day: breakfast, half an egg, lunch, a lettuce leaf, and dinner: Mom!!! Add three more cows!!!】

【Hahahaha! What the hell are you putting surveillance cameras on my face, right?!】

【But I really like it, the satisfaction of being hungry during the day and overeating at night! (Tear collapse) makes me fatter and fatter now!】

【…】

Water friends feel the same way!

Don’t say it’s a female star!

Even girls of the right age.

Almost all look anxious!

Under normal cognition, being thin is the premise of being beautiful.

So on the road to losing weight.

They paid so much!

“What are you afraid of?” ”

“There’s a light in the fridge.”

“It is clearly telling us that at night…”

“You can eat.”

Xie Heng threw a handful of dry straw into the fire.

Said to Yang Mi.

Yang Mi: “!!!!”

【Hahahaha! I think there is nothing wrong with what Brother Heng said! Logic genius!】

【You don’t understand, the things in the refrigerator are cold, where does the heat come from?】

【Then I still chew on the left side, will I lose weight if I turn left?】

【I knew, Brother Heng has always been very pissed when it comes to comforting people!!】

【”My brother is a psychologist”!】

[…]

“Brother Heng is right!”

“And isn’t the general trend now to reject the aesthetics of the young and too thin, to reject the white and thin?”

“Brother Heng?”

Yuan Linqing raised her hand high and said.

Such voices on the Internet are getting louder and louder.

“That starts with you refusing.”

Xie Heng replied.

Yuan Linqing: “…empathy failed…”

Yang Mi: “…So are you trying to comfort me?”

Reba: “Hahahaha!!”

This guy is so real!

No official polite words are said.

reject?

Then you refuse!

Netizens were all laughed to death by Xie Heng.

The fire is getting bigger and bigger.

Several people began to sweat.

After burning out.

The next step is to collect.

There were originally so many rice stalks.

After being burned to ashes, there is only a little bit left.

“Then how do we bring it back?”

Everyone looked at a large pile of rice husk ash in front of them.

What to do.

Just now I was only thinking about burning it.

Nothing to pack at all.

“No, Brother Heng stuffed several urea bags on my body…”

Yuan Linqing took out the urea bags one by one from his trousers.

If he doesn’t say it.

It’s hard to see that there are so many bags stuffed in the pants!

A khaki urea bag.

It seems that it can only be too down-to-earth!

“Hahaha, why did Brother Heng prepare the urea bag hahaha!”

“And what’s the matter with your pants, can you stuff so many things?”

Reba couldn’t help laughing.

It’s like juggling.

It’s like a four-dimensional pocket.

“The urea bag was taken at Uncle Chen’s house.”

“Brother Heng asked me to buy these pants.

“It is said that it is to watch Douyin sell goods, and netizens say that they have bought one of these lost coffee warehouses.

“A family of three can live in it.”

“Don’t tell me, it’s really big! It’s really convenient!”

The more Yuan Linqing spoke, the more confident she became.

Even wanted to show Reba.

Fortunately, Zheng Kai stopped him.

Otherwise, this episode will not be played.

After several people collected the rice husk ash in sevens and eighties.

The sun was also just overhead.

Now the program crew can’t figure out what’s going on with the stars!

Under the leadership of Xie Heng.

This work efficiency is really high!

The recurring program team thought that it would take a whole day to complete the work that might not be possible.

Xie Heng can take them to finish the job in half a day!

“Brother Heng, this leadership is really efficient!”

Wang Bingbing sighed while drinking water in the shed.

“If this brother had been in the village decades earlier.”

“It’s as high as a production team leader!”

Director Zhang nodded silently.

Wang Bingbing: “Pfft…”

In a word, Wang Bingbing, who was drinking water, almost choked to death!

After completing the task of the program group.

A few people will prepare the beef yesterday.

Take it out of the fridge.

Also set up a stall.

Placed in a relatively dark place!

The area is even cooler!

Yuan Linqing is on the side responsible for fanning the meat!

Avoid having flies linger.

Also keep in the shade.

Otherwise, the meat will not be sold for a while.

Such a temperature, it is easy to break down.

“Brother Heng really knows how to choose!”

“Why does this place feel cooler than other places?”

Yuan Linqing said in surprise.

They were on their way just now.

Passed by several places.

It’s all hot as hell.

But alone followed Xie Heng to this side.

It cooled down in an instant.

“In general, there are two cool places in a village.”

“One is under the tree, and the other is the grave.

Xie Heng replied.

Before coming out, I also brought a few benches.

Gathered together and sat down.

“So that’s how it is!”

“I understand, so there are no trees in this area, so it can only be…”

Yuan Linqing’s expression froze on her face.

Everyone: ”

Everyone was frightened and hurriedly put their hands together.

Goodbye left and right!

【This is so offensive hahahaha!】

[As expected of Brother Heng, even the place where you choose to set up a stall is like this

Hades!】

but.

Although the place is not too auspicious.

But business is good.

Not long after the stall was set up.

Before and after, several villagers have come to ask the price.

According to Xie Heng.

If you borrow land to make a fortune, you must be rewarded.

Take what you need, there is no big taboo!

“By the way, Brother Heng, you asked me to bring the colored ones.

“Is Purple OK?”

Ju Jingyi took out a lamp from his bag.

Handed it to Xie Heng.

After being carried away by Uncle Chen yesterday.

Xie Heng asked Ju Jingyi to bring a colored lamp when he went out of the stall today.

Although she didn’t know what to do.

But since Xie Heng has ordered.

Ju Jingyi naturally still had to do the same.

“good.”

Xie Heng took the lamp.

Made a tree branch.

Connect the light to the power supply and hang it on the tree branch.

Just follow the meat below.

For the day’s sake.

Purple’s lighting is not too obvious.

But such a picture.

It still makes the beef on the stall look better!

All became alive.

*`Brother Heng!! What is the principle of this!」

Yuan Linqing opened her mouth wide in surprise.

I didn’t expect such a small purple lamp.

It still has such an effect!

“It’s like you go to a bar and see those beautiful women in it.”

“Some may look more refined than a celebrity.”

“But when you go out of the bar, you feel like you’re in the middle of nowhere.”

“This kind of lamp can illuminate a piece of meat.”

Xie Heng replied.

Yuan Linqing’s expression froze.

Good guy! So it is!!

【Good guy! It turns out that those Internet celebrities who say they are beauties with a sense of atmosphere all have a reason for purple fried!】

【Didn’t Brother Heng say that a piece of meat can look good!!】

【I understand, I will put a light on my forehead when I go out!】

【Hahahaha it’s not that you are sick!!】

[…]

After a pass.

The stall looks like a decent one.

Moreover, because it is a reward for the program group.

In addition, it is inconvenient to save and needs to be released as soon as possible.

Therefore, the price is set even cheaper than in the village.

In the past two days, every household is open.

So the demand is also great.

It’s almost sold out soon.

“Brother Heng, what am I doing?”

Zheng Kai asked.

He has nothing to do now.

Xie Heng thought for a while, and gave Zheng Kai two sticks.

Let him sit by the booth.

He put some chopped beef in front of Zheng Kai.

“Smash some hand-made beef balls.”

“If we can sell it, we can also eat it.”

Xie Heng said.

“Hand-made beef balls?!”

Zheng Kai said in surprise.

Now there are too few pure hand-made beef balls!

He didn’t expect the job that Xie Heng arranged for him.

It turned out to be making beef balls here!

Yuan Linqing: “Hahaha, Brother Kai: I really don’t need to ask!!”

“Brother Heng, shall we go shopping?”

“We don’t need too many people here, and we will come back later to change shifts.”

Rebar pulls Xie Heng.

There is no need for Xie Heng to watch over this matter.

Pulling Xie Heng to go shopping together.

After all (good Zhao’s), the whole team.

I can have a meal with her.

And only Xie Heng!

“OK.”

Xie Heng also happens to be free.

The two are walking down the street.

There are even many street performers today.

Those are the ones that are hard to see anymore.

Older street performances!

What breathes fire, drills through fire rings, steps on eggs and so on!

These are performances that are already very rare to see.

Internet development.

Make these folk skills gradually disappear.

Unexpectedly, there are so many in this small village!

Xie Heng and Reba bought an ice cream alone.

Standing at the side of a performance booth with the most people watching.

This performance is about swallowing swords!

Reba watched with relish.

“Brother Heng, haha! Where did you buy a copper coin sword!”

“is this real?”

Reba looked at Xie Heng beside her and asked.

“Fake, it looks good.”

Xie Heng was playing with the copper coin sword in his hand.

Point to the side stalls.

It sells some small props for town houses to ward off evil spirits.

Xie Heng just bought such a copper coin sword.

The copper coins must all be new.

But it’s a good compilation, and it’s a watch!

It is really possible to weave copper coins into swords with pure red rope, without being soft or falling apart!

Xie Heng bought it.

It’s okay to go back and suppress Yuan Linqing’s evil!

“Brother Heng! He really swallowed it!!”

Reba’s eyes widened a little.

Shout out!

I saw that the performer got a sword that was fifty or sixty centimeters long.

Straight into your mouth!

Then pulled it out again.

The applause from the side was thunderous!

Marvel at how long the performer’s esophagus is!

“Next, I will randomly invite an audience member present.”

“Come up and finish the show together!”

The uncle of the show drew his sword from his mouth and followed suit.

Another new sword was pulled out of the box.

Clasped, turned around.

While talking, while locking the target.

“Me!! Me!! Me!!”

There was booing all around.

In the end, Uncle Yin’s gaze rested on Guan Xie.

“This handsome guy, do you want to try?”.


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