Farming Happiness: Husband, Come and Plough the Fields

Chapter 182: Strong man, take off your clothes!



In the crowd, someone yelled, "Yeah, how can a person with real skills be a performer? Let's all get together. As long as the skills are real, everything is easy to talk about!"

Then, the people around echoed, Li Haitang saw that the mobilization work before the performance was almost done, stepped forward, and asked Xiao Lingchuan in a low voice, "Husband, can you handle it?"

Xiao?? Lingchuan: ...I only asked at this time, isn't it too late? Niu Hide almost didn't blow the sky, and almost made him think that breaking a stone at random is a great skill.

"???? Folks, in order to live up to everyone's enthusiasm, my husband said that the stones are selected by you, and you can carry them up after distinguishing the true from the false."

Li Haitang continued to play tricks, otherwise, her husband would have to carry the stones, making troubles everywhere, and wasting his energy by going back and forth. Xiao Lingchuan gave up all the delicious food to her, and he just stuffed his stomach.

"?it is good!"

As soon as this statement came out, the people below responded positively, and they were full of praise. They found a stone by themselves, and they were not afraid of making fakes. Several people were missing at once.

Most of the people were shopping at the market. Seeing the excitement here, they didn’t look over. Li Haitang was impatient. The more people there, the higher the popularity and attracting more people. The more the better, there were only a dozen of them. You can't earn a few copper coins by watching the crowd.

She walked out of the crowd and saw two or three old ladies watching the peddler's shoulder pole, full of praise for the purse inside, but because the asking price was relatively high, she couldn't agree on it, and was hesitant to buy a purse for more than ten yuan. For ordinary people, it is a little extravagant.

"Ma'am, do you like purses?"

Li Haitang's eyes rolled and she took it to heart, she alone is not enough for publicity, she is still a young lady with a tender face, but the old ladies are different, with a fleshy face and a loud voice, they can be used appropriately.

"?? Yell for me, after a while my husband earns copper coins, and I'll give each of you a purse."

Li Haitang said to the ladies, "I just need to ask you to go to the market to help shout a few times to promote the publicity. My husband wants to smash a big stone in his chest."

Li Haitang made it clear that there is no cheating. After passing this village, there will be no such shop. There will be a performance at a certain time, and there will be no waiting after the expiration date.

"??? This is no problem, let's go now, the little lady will keep her word."

It's just a few shouts, and you can get a purse. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Even if the little lady repents, they have nothing to lose.

The peddler was very happy to see more business, so he just waited on the sidelines, doing business and making money while watching the excitement.

No matter when, the influence of aunts should not be underestimated. It is said that the modern square dance aunts are going to take over the world. A few aunts are just like doing business, shouting in the crowd, and immediately attract crowds. The team came to see the lively people.

Taking advantage of the crowd to look for stones, Li Haitang used the same method to hire a few uncles who helped cheer him up as sailors. Agree without hesitation.

It is impossible for these onlookers to give money. With her sharp eyes, Li Haitang chooses people who look poor or care about everything to help. She knows the importance of hype and is not afraid of anything, but the most afraid of being left alone.

"???? The stone is coming!"

After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, the people who had left finally came back, followed by a cart full of stones, large and small, and there were three carts full of them, and a cart followed behind. A gentleman in a satin suit.

"???? Three taels of silver, let me see the excitement!"

Someone didn't care, and took out a small piece of broken silver, which seemed to be a piece of silver cut from the whole silver ingot, and the crowd boiled because of these three taels of silver.

Three taels of silver, Li Haitang doesn't really care about it, but it is undeniable that at the market where one penny can buy two steamed buns, the purchasing power of three taels of silver is amazing. An ordinary family of four can spend almost a year chewing Use, nothing more than that.

It was imminent to make money, Li Haitang reminded himself to be careful in the future and not make jokes.

"Strong man, take off your clothes!"

People kept increasing their chips, and the navy soldiers hired by Li Haitang were clever and clapped their hands, making the atmosphere even more enthusiastic.

Undress? Who is such a hooligan? My husband has pectoral and abdominal muscles, and there are so many daughter-in-laws and aunts in the crowd, if they see it, wouldn't it be an advantage?

"???? No, husband doesn't need to take off his clothes."

Li Haitang resolutely opposed it. It was cold, what should I do if I took off my clothes and caught cold? Who said that you have to take off your clothes if you have a big stone on your chest? It was purely eye-catching and grandstanding.

"? Okay, let's start."

Xiao Lingchuan darkened his eyes, raised a stone that was at least half the height of a person, and beat it lightly. In an instant, the stone shattered and turned into tiny fragments that flew around. A face full of stone foam.

That? It's a rock, a hard rock! The surrounding of the stone is sharp, and if one is not careful, it is easy to scratch the hand. Xiao Lingchuan can turn the stone into pieces and dust with just one punch, it is incredible!

"Use your chest, use your chest!"

The fist is hard, but the chest can't be that hard. Just put the stone on the chest, don't beat it, can it be broken?

The onlookers put forward higher and higher demands, and Xiao Lingchuan satisfied them one by one, a few stones, nothing more. Every time she performed for a while, she was stopped by Li Haitang. She made a leather bag and stuffed copper plates into it.

The onlookers were enthusiastic, the iron basin was rattling, and there were three taels of silver. In less than half an hour, Xiao Lingchuan earned at least a dozen taels by virtue of his magical skills.

"Husband, shall we stop performing?"

Li Haitang stared at the cart and the last cart from the corner of his eye, visually inspected the four big rocks, and put it away when he saw it.

"??? I'm afraid I won't be able to go, so let's get rid of the last load of stones."

The onlookers clapped their hands and stomped their feet. They were too small to see. They climbed up trees and watched the excitement from the roof. A head smashed boulder!

Li Haitang was silent. The savage husband thought he was possessed by Sun Tietou, so he was sure that there would be no concussion after such a collision?

After a lot of hard work, Li Haitang took the money until the stones were all used up. They expressed that they needed to rest, but the crowd still refused to disperse for a long time.

Li Haitang lowered her head and picked up the copper plate on the ground. At this moment, her veil came loose, and it happened to be windy, and her veil was blown up.

"Oh my god, I'm not mistaken, it's Doctor Li!"

After the night of the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Li Haitang has become a household name in the border town. Some people have never seen her, but there are also people who have seen her.

As a goddess doctor, her appearance is quite recognizable.

"It's really Miracle Doctor Li!" There were more than one person who knew Li Haitang, and there were others who had received her favor, and the scene immediately became heated.


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