Football: Just joined Chelsea and was targeted by Real Madrid

The sports car ran fast, and arrived at Lampard's house in a short while.

Zhang Ming looked at the big villa in front of him, envious.

We must play football well and buy such a big house in the future.

Zhang Ming secretly made up his mind.

So what if you study well?Can you get an annual salary of tens of millions of pounds?There is still a future in football.

Zhang Ming followed Lampard to the yard through the gate, and saw a big dog standing there, Zhang Ming was terrified.

Zhang Ming was bitten by a dog when he was a child, which left a shadow in his heart. He was afraid when he saw a dog.

"Zhang, it's okay, Tom doesn't bite."

Lampard saw that Zhang Ming was obviously afraid of his dog, so he said.

Zhang Ming was numb after hearing these words in China.

Damn, it was like this last time I was bitten by a dog. The dog lay on me, and the owner of the dog said brazenly:

"Don't be afraid, my dog ​​doesn't bite people."

Damn, just like that, Zhang Ming went to the hospital for rabies vaccination.

Now Zhang Ming gets scared when he sees a dog.

After a while, Zhang Ming was no longer afraid of dogs.Not for anything else, just because a beautiful girl with a delicate face who was about the same age as her appeared.

We represent the entire imperial kingdom of unmarried youths, can we lose face in front of foreign beauties?Are you kidding me, no, if this gets out, when I return to my country, I won't be able to take care of myself without being beaten by the majority of passionate young people.

Zhang Ming tried his best to show off in front of the beauties, and even boldly patted the big dog's head.

When Zhang Ming saw the steak in the dog bowl in front of the big dog, it was bad. Does this nima dog eat steak? !It's really a wealthy family that smells like wine and meat, and the road is frozen to death. It's an evil capitalist society.

"Brother Lang, it's really you. My daughter is already this old."

Zhang Ming touched the head of the beautiful woman while talking, pretending to be an elder.

"OH, NO, Zhang, this is my sister Lucy."

Lampard shouted with a smile.

"Lucy, let me introduce you. This is my brother's new teammate, Zhang Ming. He is from Longguo."

Lampard spoke to Lucy again.

"Hi Zhang."

Lucy said while avoiding Zhang Ming's salty pig hand who kept stroking her head.

"Hey, sister, according to the rules of our Dragon Kingdom, if you want to call me Brother Ming, of course you can also call me Brother Ming."

Zhang Ming said with a smile.

"Zhang, I heard that everyone in your Dragon Kingdom knows kung fu, is it true?"

Lucy didn't fall into the trap of calling Zhang Ming such a shit brother Ming, but asked Zhang Ming if he knew kung fu.

Seeing Lucy's angry look, Zhang Ming knew that the little girl was about to lose her temper.

"That's right, to be honest, I am a master of martial arts, and I have just opened up the second branch of Ren Du."

Zhang Ming also did a radio gymnastics while talking.

Lampard and Lucy were taken aback for a while.

With a systematic self-defense technique, isn't it just to get through the two veins of Ren and Du? We're not lying.

"Then let me learn your brilliant tricks."

As soon as Lucy spoke, Zhang Ming knew that the little girl was practicing boxing.

"Zhang, Lucy is a good boxer, be careful and good luck."

Lampard took a few steps back as he spoke, gloating at Zhang Ming and Lucy.

With Lampard's consent, Lucy jumped up and down to warm up there, showing off her might.

The two mountain peaks on the chest also rise and fall with the swing of the body. They are very interesting and eye-catching. Zhang Ming's eyes are straight.

Seeing Zhang Ming staring at her all the time, Lucy punched him angrily.

Like a child fighting, Zhang Ming grabbed Lucy's tender little fist in an understatement and did not let go.

Lucy hit another fist in anger, and Zhang Ming grabbed it again.

At this time, Zhang Ming and Lucy were holding hands in a stalemate. Lucy wanted to withdraw her hand, but Zhang Ming would not agree, and held it firmly.

The angry Lucy blushed very cutely.

With a kick, Lucy greeted Zhang Ming's third leg directly.Zhang Ming hurriedly let go to dodge, this f*cking offspring has been used up all his feet, so damn ruthless.

"Lucy, you can't beat him."

Seeing that his sister wanted to fight Zhang Ming, Lampard hurriedly stopped her.

"Lucy, don't be rude."

At this moment a lady came and spoke.

Zhang Ming knew at a glance that this was Lampard's old lady.It may also be my mother-in-law, so I have to establish a good relationship.

"Is this sister-in-law?"

Zhang Ming went up to say hello.

"sister in law?!"

Not only Lampard was stunned, even Lan's mother was also stunned.Lucy was even more confused.

"Brother Lang, isn't this yours..."

Zhang Ming pretended to be confused and asked.

"Zhang, this is my mother."

Lampard spoke quickly.

"It's auntie. Hello, auntie. Auntie is so young. She looks as old as Brother Lang. At most, they are siblings. Who would have thought they were mother and son?"

Zhang Ming said with a smirk.

"Zhang, is this true? Am I really so young?"

Mother Lan asked in surprise.

"Really, we Long Kingdom people never tell lies."

Zhang Ming said solemnly.

"Zhang, you can really talk."

Mother Lan hugged Zhang Ming as she spoke.

"Zhang, don't mind, this is our etiquette."

Hearing Lampard's words, Zhang Ming hurried over and hugged Lucy.

"Sister Lucy, this is your courtesy, please don't mind."

This guy Zhang Ming smelled the scent of the little girl, and said with endless meaning.

Lucy rolled her eyes.

Thinking that this little girl had a trick to cut off her children and grandchildren, Zhang Ming didn't dare to go too far, and let go of Lucy after hugging her for a while.

"Lucy, are there any guests at home?"

At this moment an old man came over and asked.

This must be Lampard's dad.

Zhang Ming didn't call him "big brother" or something disgusting in the past, but directly called him uncle.Anyway, it's enough to flatter the mother-in-law, but the father-in-law, don't care.Besides, people may not eat this set.

"Zhang, are you from the Dragon Country?"

Hearing Lampard's introduction, Papa Lan asked suspiciously.

"That's right, I'm a native of the Dragon Kingdom."

Zhang Ming said in puzzlement.

"That's great. You can play table tennis, right? Come and play two rounds. No one here is my opponent. My hands are already itchy."

Hearing Papa Lan's words, Zhang Ming immediately lost consciousness.

No one in this area is your opponent, so awesome, how can I fight you.

I have also played table tennis in physical education class at school, and have not received professional training. This time I will be ashamed.

"Uncle, do you mean the whole of London by this piece?"

Zhang Ming asked with a guilty conscience.

"Oh, NoNo, it's not as powerful as you think. It's our row."

Hearing Papa Lan's words, Zhang Ming immediately gained confidence.It's just a few families in this row, what's so great about it.At best, it's just the champion of a unit in the Huangguo community, so why worry about it.

If this is okay in the imperial country, in the country of England, what use are the masters in your family.

"Then ask uncle to enlighten me."

As Zhang Ming said, he followed Papa Lan to the table tennis table.

After two back and forth fights, Zhang Ming realized how ridiculous this so-called champion was.In China, at best, it is at the level of elementary school students.

If it wasn't for the old man's embarrassment, Zhang Ming could beat him bald.