Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

Chapter 2 Gulu Gulu Rolls Down the Mountain True Lord



[System analysis is in progress... Congratulations to Gan Yu for the wrong answer. The dark history of Gan Yu will be played next]

[Gan Yu: Did I answer it wrong? And please... please don’t play QAQ. 】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng: Oh? Don’t you know? In this case, let me tell you a story about Gan Yu's childhood. 】

[Gan Yu: True Lord Liuyun! ! ! 】

[Shen He:...]

[Ye Shenzi: Is there a dark history of sister Gan Yu’s childhood? If you say this, we are good friends. 】

[Goro: As expected of that woman]

[Keqing: Does Gan Yu have a dark history? 】

[Yao Yao: Yaoyao wants to hear it. 】

[Qiqi: Qiqi, I want to drink coconut milk]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng.: One or two of them are like this, I just won’t say anything. 】

.....

【Video screen】

On the top of the mountain, a blue crane stood gracefully. Next to her was a creature with a round head that resembled goat's horns.

[Qiqi: Coconut sheep, coconut sheep, Qiqi wants to drink coconut milk. 】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: It’s Miss Gan Yu who is doing the inventory, why haven’t I seen Miss Gan Yu yet?]

[Yae Shenzi: So sister Gan Yu was so cute when she was a child! I really want to hold her in my arms and hug her hard. 】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Is the Eightfold Palace Secretary saying that that cute thing is Miss Gan Yu? 】

[Yan Fei: That's not a cute thing, that's a unicorn. Miss Gan Yu is a human-Qilin hybrid, a half-immortal beast. 】

【Gan Yu:......】

Liyue, Yuehai Pavilion

Gan Yu stared blankly at himself on the video, as if countless grass and mud horses were running in his heart. It's over, the whole of Teyvat knows about my dark history.

[Video continues]

Gan Yu, who was following the crane, looked at the world with his cute big eyes. At this time, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun raised his feet, but he never noticed Gan Yu behind him. Gan Yu, who was as fat as a ball, instantly lost his balance. , accidentally rolled to the foot of the mountain.

[Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun: Gan Yu was very clingy when she was little. When she was sleeping, she would always let me touch the horns on her head before she could fall asleep. Sometimes I would take her to see the scenery, and when I turned around, I would find Gan Yu gurgling. After rolling down the mountain, there was another person who was looking for an immortal. This was the first time Gan Yu saw a human being. She was so frightened that she hid. It wasn’t until a few days later that I found her, stuck in a rock crevice. He cried and told me there was a monster. 】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng: How fat was Gan Yu when he was a child? He choked a demon to death. 】

[Gan Yu: This world can no longer tolerate me, wuwuwu, please stop talking. 】

[Yae Shenzi: I’m laughing so hard. Sister Gan Yu’s dark history has been exposed like this. I’m so angry that I’m so angry that I’m crying and fussing. I’m so pitiful. 】

[Keli: Oh my god, this sister is so amazing! 】

[Xiang Ling: He actually choked the devil to death...surprised]

[Ninja Kuqi: What a weak demon god. This demon god has been kicked out of the demon god status. 】

[Arataki's fight: The Ina-wife Arataki faction came to ridicule, hahahaha...]

【Ding! The video is over, I will give you a pill of Ganyu elixir (never gain weight) as compensation, and the inventory will continue. 】

[The Q&A continues, please start answering. 】

[Miko Yae: Ouch, I didn’t expect that this little thing’s identity is not simple. Let me see what I should choose next]

[Xingqiu: Now Miss Gan Yu’s image in the hearts of Liyue people will completely change]

[Ding, Arataki successfully answered the question, please answer]

[Arataki Ito: Hahahaha, I finally got it. When I get the reward, you won’t be able to do anything to me, Nine Tengu]

[Kujo Sura:...]

[Arataki Ito: I choose A. Often the most unlikely answer is the correct one. Besides, this guy looks like a toy no matter how he looks at it]

[Ding, the answer is wrong. As a punishment, Arataki will be imprisoned in Tianling Prison for 7 days. If you refuse, you will be forced to eat beans]

[Arataki Yidou: Impossible, how could you get the answer wrong? 】

Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing, and the world is vast. A cold plum blossom stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of my beloved.

【Enforcement in progress...】

[Xiaogong: There are only two options left]

[Goro: The probability is 1/2, it feels so hard to choose]

[Zhongli: That’s true]

[Hutao: Zhongli, why did you send the bill to the Hall of Purity again? How many times this month! 】

[Zhongli: Sorry, hall master, I forgot to bring Mora. Next time I will send it to Beiguo Bank. 】

[Rich man: *****]

[Miko Yae: Then let me, who coexists with wisdom and beauty, answer the question. I choose B]

【Ding! Analyzing…..】

[Congratulations to Yae Shenzi for your answer...]


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