Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

Kong chatted with Linni for a while, but Linni started to say hello formally.

This makes Paimon a little hard to understand. Don't those self-introductions just now count?

Linny did not tell Paimon the specific reason. After greeting Sora, he put his hand behind Paimon.

[Kaia: Hey! Is his hand touching Paimon's butt? 】

[Paimon: I touched my back! Why do you think so]

[Xiao Gong: From this perspective, it does look like touching your butt]

[Linny: Don’t talk nonsense, it would be bad if I was tried by Lord Villette]

[Funina: It’s really interesting, I don’t know why I want to watch it so much]

[Xiang Ling: Salty pork knuckles! 】

[Linny: This is a small foreshadowing, paving the way for Lady Funina’s appearance later]

[Ke Qing: This scene seems to have been seen somewhere before. Thomas also said that he would recommend General Thunder and Lightning to travelers, but the result...]

[Kaia: Hahaha, the underworld scene of Brother Thomas "I have a way to introduce you to General Thunder", "Is this how you were introduced?"]

[Thomas: Oh, what are you doing! Don’t say this kind of thing again】

[Paimeng: Keqing, you are so accurate in judging people. Linni was almost put on trial in the end]

[Seno: I understand, anyone who recommends gods to travelers will be punished]

[Ying: This has nothing to do with me, right? 】

[Wendy: I ​​seem to be an exception, because I am the first person the travelers see]

[Ying: Ah, yes, yes, the pigtails are shining brightly]

...

After Linny and Kong finished their work, they were ready to go to the opera house

Just then, the security team suddenly appeared and surrounded the place.

Linni said in surprise: "Um...you want to see Lady Funina? But she seems to have already come to see you."

The first thing that appeared was a woman with big breasts. The huge slime was wrapped in clothes, ready to come out. She was wearing a pair of black stockings, a leg ring, and an eye of the thunder elemental god hanging on the tie. .

The water god made his debut amidst the cheers of everyone.

"Hey! Is that...the Water Goddess! How did she know we were coming..." Paimon pointed to the Water Goddess above in disbelief.

I saw Fu Nina slowly speaking: "Rich, poor, people who have wine glasses or people who have nothing, raise your wine glasses! If you don't have any, use your arms instead."

"As you can see, strange travelers have come to my country. Come, let us send blessings to them and respect the traveler and his companions who have come from afar!"

Sora looked around and saw no one with a cup, not even himself.

"I have heard that you two have caused chaos in several countries, but I still welcome you, no, I will come to greet you personally. Fear is the behavior of a small person. I am a god and will not wait for this. Meaningless caution is a creed. You can rest assured, I can clearly see your piety."

"The purpose of your visit is to better appreciate my power and authority. Of course, this is very wise. Wise people will always gather under the right banner. Welcome to the kingdom of water, I Phukalos will recognize the value of your journey and meaning, now you can cheer to your heart’s content.”

[Paimon: Watching it again, it’s really hard to explain in words, she talks a lot]

[Funina: Ahhh! How embarrassing]

[Kaiya: She is a fool, right? A drunkard, a street kid, a local girl, a melon kid, a silly roe deer! 】

[Wutao: She is not tall enough, so she needs a box to make it up, but her breasts are smaller than mine! 】

[Keli: That big sister has such a big cover, she must be a bad guy, and she can also move! 】

[Qin: Kelly, what are you talking about! 】

[Ying: That's Clolinde, she has a great figure, right? I visually judge that her figure is even better than Ying's! Of course not as good as my Ahe]

[Shen He: Yeah]

[Xiao Gong: This way of appearing is quite explosive, but why do I always feel that she has memorized this sentence for a long time? 】

[Kelly: Well, she is a bit like Sister Fischer. In my mother’s words, she is called... um... middle two! 】

[Nacida: She is really very personal, with exaggerated words and dramatic performances]

[Ying: Fufu has a bit of social anxiety. When I took her out to play before, she spoke in a very low voice]

[Clorind: Fufu? Traveler, even if Lady Funina is no longer the Water Goddess, you can’t give her random names]

[Ying: Sooner or later, you and Funina will both get into my pot. If you get in, don’t even think about getting out]

[Inaba lsp: Clolinde, I'm almost there, ah! 】

[Yan Fei: Good guy, whose general is this? So fierce! 】

[Kujo Sora: Inazuma’s face has been completely humiliated by them! 】

...

Paimon looked at the sudden appearance of the Water God, and was a little unresponsive. He and Sora had only set foot on Fontainebleau for a few minutes, and the Water God's opening remarks were a bit...I don't know if it was [excessive force] or something...

Paimon asked curiously: "That, that... Lord Water God, how did you know that we were coming?"

Funina looked at Paimon's confused look and understood: "I understand that you outsiders will inevitably have some vulgar perceptions. But don't forget that gods are also divided into [mediocre] and [excellent]. What do you think of me?" It’s normal for talents to be surprised. You might as well reflect on it, do you really have the moral character and etiquette to communicate with the gods? For me, obtaining your information only requires moving my fingers, and there is nothing simpler than this.”

Paimon whispered to the air: "Wow, this guy is so arrogant, and he is always emphasizing his status as a god..."

[Hutao: Sorry, forgive me for my blindness, I only see Hepingxiu in you! 】

[Funina: You! We are half a catty to eight ounces, and you are not even as good as that cook! 】

[Hugao: Where is my Gomo! Zhongli, don’t hold me back, or I’ll deduct your salary]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, don’t add drama to yourself, I didn’t hold you back]

[Ningguang: According to my many years of experience, the less people have something, the more they will show off what they have]

[Yelan: I agree with this! Just like Hans, who keeps emphasizing that he is Stanley]

[Ningguang: I don’t need the traveler to tell me, I can guess that she is not the Water Goddess! 】

[Funina: Is my acting really bad? 】

[Nacida: Even if she is not the water god, she is worthy of the name of the water god. Funina deserves respect]

[Ke Lai: Is this another reversal? 】

[Ying: I don’t know either, I didn’t even tell them the specific situation]

...

Kong looked at Funina on the high platform with a speechless expression.

Funina said in surprise: "Huh? You look at me like this...Isn't it enough that the welcome ceremony is going on here? Should I say something?"

Paimon watched Fonina talking to herself and asked Sora if she was waiting for us to start the conversation.

At this time, the people around saw Fu Nina's appearance and said one after another.

"Wow, it's really rare to see Lady Funina here. Hey, are those two the famous [Blonde Travelers in Foreign Lands]? I didn't recognize her before."

"What's going on? Lady Funina is here? Do you want to see any good show?"

"Of course! That's the [Blonde Traveler in a Foreign Land]. Lady Funina came here specially. She must have a wonderful showdown with him, right?"

Funina burst out laughing when she heard the people in the audience talking about it.

"Ah ha ha ha! That's right, be patient. People who believe in me always like to shout together with the spectators. It's so loud, and I will tolerate these disturbances."

"Just think of it as a reward. As you can imagine, I am indeed determined to have an epic showdown with this foreign traveler!" Funina looked at the two people in the audience, the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

Paimon saw that something was wrong with this scene. Why was there suddenly a fight? The progress was a little too fast.

At this moment, Kong's fighting spirit was high. He took out the ancestral edgeless sword, looked at the water god Fukalos on the high platform, and said: "Then let's give it a try."

Funina looked at the travelers in the audience and subconsciously took a half step back.

Duel agent Clolind stared at Sora with a serious expression.

"Huh? Uh-huh! You...don't you feel fear? This is a duel with God." Seeing that the traveler was not afraid, Funina fell into self-doubt.

Clolinde warned: "What do you wish to do, traveler, to offend the gods before the people?"

[Xiaogong: Well, both the traveler and his brother use the ancestral edgeless sword]

[Ying: Well, actually the edgeless sword is very easy to use. The key is that it is cheap! 】

[Keqing: I just want to say, have travelers offended many gods? 】

[Ying: That’s what you said, but compared to Funina, I am more interested in Clolinde, and she actually wears black stockings! 】

[Linette: Abnormal! 】

[Keqing: Abnormal! 】

[Lisa: Abnormal! 】

[Linny: Abnormal! 】

[Shadow: Abnormal! 】

[Shadow: Sorry, I just clicked +1]

[Paimon: Why does a strange thing seem to be mixed in? 】

[Ying: But the quality of Fontaine’s clothes is really good. Even such a big slime couldn’t break open the button]

[Qin: It is worthy of being the only industrial power in Teyvat. It is time for Mondstadt to reform.]

[Falga: I support you, Qin, let it go]

[Master: We welcome you all in winter]

[Qin: Thank you for your kindness, but Fontaine is closer]

[Edea: The title of my mascot has been taken away, woo woo woo]

[Edea: I haven’t returned to Fontaine for a long time. I don’t know if I will be accepted if I go back now. After all, I am a dependent of the former water god Egolia]

[Navilet: No need to worry, Fontaine will always be your home, welcome home, Edea]

...

"Ahem, well, it doesn't matter, Clolind. I applaud his courage. Not many people dare to draw a sword against the gods. Obviously she is a real fighter."

"But it's a pity... In today's era, people will only become more and more hungry for excitement, and simple force duels cannot satisfy those hungry souls!"

Fu Nina's words were also recognized by the people, but it was really pointless to fight.

"So... let me, as the God of Justice, have a duel with this foreign traveler in court?"

Paimon complained: "Why do you care so much about the reaction of the people watching? Have you stayed in your [Opera House] for too long...and...you said you want to start a duel in court, how to do it specifically? Yes. Do you mean to judge us?”

Sora nodded, he had not committed any crime, and he had just arrived.

Funina chuckled and explained: "Of course there are reasons for judging you, and they are obvious, right? According to Fontaine law, no one is allowed to fly flying objects in the city of Fontaine during the first three days of each month. You have violated this It’s a rule.”

Paimon: "This, how obvious is this? What kind of strange law... Wait, no, do you mean I am a flying object?"

Kong looked at Funina with a scornful expression.

"Yes, if you two have no objections, I will arrest you in the name of the Water God."

[Kaia: Wanted again, breaking the historical record! 】

[Xiaogong: I seriously doubt that this law is newly added! 】

[Paimon: That’s right, who is the flying object! I am the famous Paimon! 】

[Ke Qing: This is just unwarranted. If you want to incriminate yourself, why bother?]

[Barbara: Paimon’s nicknames have increased again, too many to count]

[Ying: Cannons can also fly. If he comes to Fontaine, won't he be arrested as soon as he arrives? 】

[Nacida: Probably, maybe, maybe]

[Wanderer: What would I do in a place like that? Want to see the scenery? 】

[Seno: Paimon can eat the falling berries in the traveler's backpack, so that they can fall on the ground]

[Tinari: Stop telling cold jokes with homophones, goosebumps all over your body]

[Seno: Sure enough, only Lord Grass God can understand me]

[Kaia: Fontaine is really a dramatic country, and it’s getting more and more interesting]

...

"I'm sorry, Lady Funina, it might be a bit embarrassing, but please allow me to interject... I don't think Paimon should be defined as a flying object, right?" Defense lawyer Lin Ni said.

When Paimon saw someone excusing him, he was so excited that he cried with joy. How could he be a flying object that was released?

Funina looked at Linni and asked doubtfully: "Oh? Great Magician Linni, my dear people, I allow you to refute me, but how are you going to prove that it is not a flying object?"

Linni smiled slightly and explained: "As a magician, I have just ruined everyone's fun, so I naturally have to shoulder the responsibility of saving the scene... There are so many spectators, so I will perform a magic trick for everyone."

As Linni snapped his fingers, the Eye of the Fire Elemental God on his waist resonated, and a red thread appeared on the traveler's wrist, which was connected to Paimon.

"Deng Deng——"

Paimon looked at the thread growing out of his back and was a little confused. When did Linny move his hands and feet?

Sora recalled that when Linny introduced himself, he shook his hand and stretched his hand behind Paimon. It should have started at that time.

Seeing that the magic was successful, Linney explained to the audience: "As you can see, Paimon should be defined as...well...something similar to a balloon. This thread was just invisible to everyone."

[Paimon: Alas, I have another nickname. Can’t I skip this section? 】

[Paimon: I am almost getting used to being persecuted every day]

[Xigwen: There is indeed a thread on Paimon's body, which is connected to the sky]

[Xigwen: Our beautiful eyes can see things that others cannot see, and travelers are like monsters that can swallow the world]

[Mona: The system mentioned before that Paimon is related to Sky Island]

[Paimon: Paimon is Paimon, not anyone else! 】

[Ying: Paimon, my last friend, hiss, my head starts to hurt again]

[Ningguang: These mysteries are still waiting for you, the traveler, to explore by yourself when you reach the end. If you are tired, come back and take a look. get out of class is over now]