Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

[Which of the following options is a woman who only plays high-end games]

【A. Eightfold Divine Son】

【B. Ningguang】

【C. Xiaogong】

【D. Wendy】

【E, Qiqi】

【F, Yinger】

[System: There is no time limit this time, you can do whatever you want]

[Ying: I can understand the high-end game, but what do you mean by putting Wendy on it? 】

[Paimon: He is here to make up the numbers. Of course, it does not rule out that the singers like women's clothing. I think the person who only plays high-end games is Qiqi]

[Nascida: Oh, is there any explanation for this? 】

[Paimon: According to my inference, this question should be asked around the game Genshin Impact. Every time you draw a card, the minimum guarantee is seven or seven]

[Wendy: Mine is Keqing, alas]

[Paimon: Of course, other situations cannot be ruled out, such as Miss Ying'er, who is very good at saying things that we can't understand. Together with Lisa and Shenzi, they are known as the three kings of Teyvat]

[Ying'er: I didn't expect Paimon to think of the Lun family this way. The little girl never knows how to drive.]

[Kaia: Traveler, do you believe her, or do you believe Diluc is lively and cheerful]

[Ying: I believe the former, Diluc is lively? It’s really terrible]

[Diluc: Kaia, you can’t speak, just shut your mouth and be mute]

[Ke Lai: Miss Ningguang may not be able to play high-end games, she has the big killer weapon Qun Yu Pavilion in her hand]

[Ning Guang: Qunyu Pavilion is not a bomb]

[Xiang Ling: Believe it or not, I was so happy when I smashed the Ruotuo Dragon King, and smashed a dozen or so jade pavilions at the same time]

[Ruo Tuo: It’s just a pavilion, but I can blow it away in one breath]

[Chongyun: Well, if I remember correctly, it was assembled by the blasting master of Mondstadt. No one knows how it was done]

[Keli: It’s very simple, first like this, then like that, and finally just snap.]

[Keqing: All in all, it’s really easy to use]

[Xiaogong: Yaegongji and Miss Ningguang are people who only play high-end games. They have nothing to do with me. I should just make up the numbers]

[Amber: Miss Xiaogong, please don’t belittle yourself, everyone has their own shining points]

[Ke Lai: As expected of Amber, she can always say such philosophical words]

[Yura: Huh, I can do that too.]

[Albedo: Alas, I still won’t participate]

[Alice: Liyue is facing a major crisis now. Ningguang, science and technology are the primary productive forces. Liyue focuses on business. Most people have gone into business. Instead, they have lost their innovative spirit and will fall behind. Get beaten, this applies everywhere, and the same applies to the universe]

[Ningguang: Thank you, Ms. Alice, Ningguang has learned a lesson]

[Alice: You're welcome. When I go to Jueyunjian to conduct experiments another day, just don't stop me]

[Zhongli: Alas, I’d better follow]

[Paimon: I don’t know about this anymore, because this phone is full of card pools and there is no useful information at all. Why don’t we exclude Xiao Gong first]

[Ying: Xiao Palace has two series of stories, and Wendy only has one. Let’s exclude Wendy first]

[Wendy: According to my intuition, it’s definitely not me! 】

[Ye Shenzi: What’s so confusing about this? Isn’t it just an answer? Everyone is so timid, so let Yae Shenzi, who is both beautiful and wise, answer it. Yes, the answer is me.]

[Paimon: The sky has cleared up, the rain has stopped, and the Son of God feels like he is okay again]

[Ying: Wait for punishment, take a bite of the three-color dumpling first to show respect]

【Ding! Wrong answer, punish Yae Kamiko for performing the script "Yae Kamiko's Dog", guests: Sora, Goro]

[Ying: Why are you all looking at me? 】

[Clorind: Because you are also a criminal with a criminal record, you claim to be Kamisato Ayaka’s dog]

[Kamizato Ayaka:...]

[Goro: Why, why me again! It's none of my business if she answered wrongly! 】

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Goro, don’t be afraid, Haiji Island will always be your strong shield]

[Miko Yae: Ouch, I was in a bad mood at first, but I immediately felt better after seeing Goro. I am very satisfied with this punishment]

[Ying: My brother is quite photogenic]

[Paimon: But the children in your brother's punishment show have no characteristics of his own at all]

[Gan Yu: Also...please don’t talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with the traveler’s brother]

[Miko Yae: Oh, then am I not the traveler’s sister-in-law? 】

[Nacida: Doesn’t the Yae God Son only like his own gods? Why did he suddenly fall in love with the traveler’s brother? Sure enough, I still can’t understand the relationship between humans and animals]

[Miko Yae: Just a joke]

【Ding! The punishment begins! Lettison Anders, take your place! 】

Kamisato's cabin

Wulang and Kong were lying on the sofa, drinking Ganyu brand coconut milk leisurely. Kong put his hand on Wulang's leg, and Jie Ge was very knowledgeable about this.

"Speaking of Goro, how did you and Yae Kamiko meet? Why are you so afraid of her?"

Wulang's face was rosy and he said angrily: "Can you not mention her? You can do whatever you want me to do."

At this moment, Yae Shenzi jumped out from behind the sofa and said, "Since Goro doesn't want to speak, let me do it."

The moment Goro saw Yae Shenzi appearing, he was petrified. He didn't expect it to be that woman!

Yae Shenzi kissed his lips and said slowly: "I remember that day when I was on my way to Yae Hall..."

Memories of Yae Kamiko

"Akage is so stubborn and has locked himself in the pure land again. Alas, this period of time has been really boring. Isn't there anything interesting in such a big Inazuma Castle?" Yae Kamiko complained as he walked. road.

Just then a voice came, and when he looked up, it was Wulang and Tarowan fighting for the three-color dumplings.

"Hey, stop it! This is the three-color dumpling I just bought!" Wulang said with a slight cry, and kept snatching the three-color dumpling in his hand.

When Yae Shenzi saw this scene, he immediately became interested. Goro was actually fighting with the dog.

"Haha, bless you. I haven't felt this way for a long time. My instinct tells me that he will definitely become an excellent toy for me."

Goro pointed at Taromaru and warned: "Last warning, I am Goro, the general of Kaiji Island. If you don't want your life, just come here!"

Taromaru took a step forward. Wuro saw this and said sincerely: "Okay, I know your determination. You are still young now. It would be a pity to die so early. Let's reflect on it. I'm leaving first."

Just when Goro was about to leave Yae Shenzi, Yae Shenzi asked: "Are you leaving?"

"you are?"

"I'm just a passerby passing by. It's just you. As the general of Kaiji Island, are you actually going to run away?"

Wulang's face straightened and he retorted: "How is it possible? A knife dog like this can kill you instantly."

The knife dog looked at Wulang and walked towards him silently.

"Hoho, why don't you choose to run away instead of approaching me?"

The next second, Goro was lying motionless on the ground like a dead dog, with injuries all over his body.

Goro, who was sitting on the sofa, waved his hands repeatedly to remind Sora not to be fooled by this woman.

"But~ I came here specifically to apologize, look~!" Yae Shenzi took out a three-color dumpling from the Eye of God.

Seeing Yae Kamiko taking out the three-color dumplings, Goro believed that she really came here to apologize. He was relieved, but he still said stubbornly: "I didn't expect...you are quite realistic."

But at this moment, Yae Shenzi said: "Then, lie down on the ground and lick my feet like a puppy, and I will give them to you~"

"I knew it!"

【Ding! The punishment is over! 】

[Ying: It’s Prison Foot! 】

[Keqing: Any kind of jade will only harm you! 】

[Paimon: This three-color dumpling looks a bit like the fluffy dumpling on Yun Jin’s head]

[Kaia: "Instinct", "Great Toy"]

[Xiaogong: Wulang, have a good journey, we will miss you]

[Goro: Damn woman! Don't let me lick your feet! 】

[Inazuma lsp: I can help with this kind of thing! Please let me come]

[Kujo Sora: Come on, arrest this person named Umekawa Uchiku, blatantly disregarding Inazuma’s image! 】

[Wendy: Colleagues, aren’t you going to give it a try? 】

[Zhongli: While tasting tea...]

[Movie: Nice milk dumplings]

[Nacida: Shall I come? 】

[Wendy: As your senior, I take the initiative to give you this opportunity]

[Paimon: Singer, you are so thick-skinned, bullying a man who is only 500 years old]

[Wendy: Hey! Nasida is the God of Wisdom, she must have a way]

[Nasida: But, I can’t do anything. Although I am in charge of Xumi, I still have to trouble Elhaysen and the others with some things]

[Alhaysen: It’s time to go to work, Lord Cao Shen can tell you straight away, there are still 2 hours and 29 minutes until get off work time]

[Nacida: Let’s talk about it later when I remember]

[Wendy: Okay, let me, a senior, make the decision for you. It’s you, the Little Guaranteed Master - Qiqi! 】

【Ding! The answer is wrong. For Wendy’s every time it is wrong, the system will guarantee that it will never be wrong]

[Punishment Wendy performs "Four Gods Play Genshin Impact", guest: the mobile phone in Paimon's hand]

[Ying: Look, in the end, the four of you still have to be punished. Sometimes in life, you have to be punished. You can’t avoid it]

[Paimon:? ? ? 】

[System: In fact, there are many versions of "Four Gods Monopoly", "Four Gods Playing Mahjong", "Three Gods Fighting the Landlord", and "Five Gods Three Kingdoms"]

[Paimon: It’s so terrifying, the gods are either being persecuted, or on the way to being persecuted]

[Wendy: Hey, so you can’t blame me for this. This is the result of one of our mistakes]

[Shadow: Forget it, just come, I’m already numb]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this is indeed the case]

[Nascida: Actually, I knew that Qiqi’s option was wrong early on, but you didn’t give me a chance to speak at all]

[Wendy: Next time, definitely next time]

【Ding! The punishment begins! 】

Cheng Ge Pot

The four gods Zhongli, Wendy, Ying and Nasida were at war with each other. The atmosphere was very awkward, and it felt like they were about to start fighting in the next second.

Wendy said seriously: "Everyone understands, this time we will play a new game."

"Of course x3"

Ying on the side suddenly felt a chill coming over him and cursed angrily: "Fuck, why do I suddenly feel an ominous premonition..."

Looking back, Zhongli and Wendy looked like they were about to start a fight.

The four gods threw their hands upward, and an unknown brand of mobile phone appeared in the air. The four gods tried their best to grab the phone, but accidentally, the phone flew out.

When Wendy saw the phone flying out, she took out the Poem of Final Sigh, pointed it at the phone and shouted, "Humph, don't even think about escaping."

Ying jumped up, grabbed the arrow and cell phone, and yelled angrily: "Don't make random moves there!" After saying that, he threw the arrow back.

Zhongli: "Leave this to me!"

Ying clamped Zhongli's spear in a strange posture and threw the spear head back. "Zhongli, you too!"

"This moment, the time of death!"

Ying caught Ying's Wuxiang knife in her mouth, and Ying was shocked.

"Shadow, Nacida, the same goes for you!"

Nasida was stunned for a moment. She hadn't taken a photo yet, so she couldn't blame her like this, right?

Seeing that the four gods were all lying down obediently, Ying asked: "What...are you going to play this time?...Huh?"

"We...play...play Genshin Impact x4"

Ying was stunned. Is this the case for playing Genshin Impact?

Feature film begins!

Knowing that he had misunderstood their relationship, he laughed and fled the scene in despair.

Walking out of the house, Ying said as he walked: "Oh, I feel relieved now. It's just a mobile game, and I won't give up my whole family..."

Before he finished speaking, there was an explosion in the room behind him.

"It is said that the game "Genshin Impact" is a very popular game in Travelers' world."

"You're right, but "Genshin Impact" is a...I forgot about it later."

"Using Xumi's technology, we copied the travelers' real-life devices and then connected them to the network in another world."

"Ah, loading is complete, enter the game."

As the door of Sky Island opened, the screen appeared on the mobile phone screen. The four gods looked at the screen on the mobile phone and said in unison: "The traveler is so cute!"

...

"Hey, Ah Ying, how are you playing? I've been playing this game for a long time. Do you want me to teach you?"

Shadow pointed at Nasida on the phone and shouted: "Buyer! Buyer is trapped in the game!"

Wendy saw Ying's surprised expression and said: "Basically, people who play this game for the first time will have this reaction. Don't worry about it for now, this is the card drawing interface, you click this."

As he spoke, he manually clicked on the shadow for ten consecutive strokes.

"Drawing cards is a very important part of this game. If you draw a powerful character, it will be much easier in the subsequent game. Of course, don't be discouraged if you don't draw. There are many ways to play..."

As the meteor flashed by, five Nasida appeared on the phone screen.

Ying looked at Wendy with a look of disgust, "Don't come here if you're not a chief!"

"I drew five Buyers in one go, watch me draw five more!"

Nasida, who was playing with her mobile phone, also noticed what was going on here.

Wendy forcefully explained: "Ahem! The role is actually not that important. The key is to make the weapon smooth..."

With the golden light flashing, Nasida's five special martial arts appeared, immediately full of energy.

Ying's next operation made Wendy dumbfounded. All five Thousand Nights Dreams were used by Ying to upgrade the novice spear. This operation was like a cannon to swat mosquitoes.

Seeing that Ying was so ugly, Wendy ran to Zhongli again to check on the situation.

Zhongli was not very lucky. He fired more than fifty rounds and got nothing.

Wendy breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, not everyone is so cool, otherwise she wouldn't know how to play with them.

Zhong Li continued: "It's just a small charge, so let's draw 1000 rounds first."

"puff!"

Ritsuki

Gongzi, Ying and Hutao, who were walking on the street, suddenly felt a deep malice, which was the sense of oppression from Zhongli, the kryptonian man. That day, they remembered the fear of being dominated by Zhongli.

Wendy saw that Zhongli was so devoid of martial ethics and wasted money, so she went to Nasida to check on the situation.

Nascida was lying on the sofa at the moment, wearing sunglasses and drinking a drink, and said casually: "Write a program and let it type by itself."

Seeing this, Wendy couldn't bear it and kicked Nasida away. This already involved cheating.

"Anyway, let's connect."

Ying asked Zhongli, where to fight first?

"Hey, I'm Wendy!"

Ying put down his phone, ran to Wendy and asked, "Why do you want to use someone else's character?"

Wendy replied: "Oh, I've wanted to imitate him for a long time. In terms of universal rationality, we should go play a dungeon, hehe!"

Then he looked at Wendy on the phone, so this should be Morax.

Nasida said: "No, it's me. I also want to try other roles. Playing the organ, traveling around, telling our stories. Comforting the hearts of people everywhere, isn't this a good profession?"

Shadow felt that Nasida was more suitable to be a bard than Wendy at this moment.

Then looking at Nasida, Morax should be controlling this next one.

"In terms of universal rationality, this body's perspective is so low."

Wendy touched Zhongli's head and said, "Don't say that, Old Zhong~ Let's go~ Let's go play Zhou Ben."

...

Copy of Ruo Tuo

"Morax! It's time to settle things..."

Nasida, controlled by Zhongli, said: "Ruotuo, we meet again. I really want to talk to you about this situation again."

Ruotu put away his previous momentum, looked at the short Lolita, and asked with a little doubt: "Uh, um... you, you are..."

"Now! This is my grass god's full power! Starlight circuit interrupter!"

The other three gods looked at this scene and fell into deep thought. Are he really good friends with Ruo Tuo?

...

"Do something serious! Barbatos!"

"Okay, Tevalin, I think I should take on the responsibilities that a god should have. I will do good things in the future and become a god that everyone loves, and you have to supervise me."

Upon seeing this, Tevalin quickly flew into the air, shouting: "Barbatos is crazy!"

...

gold house

"Zhongli, long time no see. Since you are willing to fight with me, I will naturally go all out."

"Hey hey hey, sneak attack!"

...

Ying looked at the operations of his colleagues and seemed to find it quite interesting, so he decided to change his role and play.

The three people said in unison: "In fact, let's just change it to a traveler?"

Wendy: "My traveler, let her serve me in a cat-eared maid outfit."

Zhongli: "My traveler, just wear cheongsam and high heels."

Nasida: "Then my traveler will wear men's clothing and give me a hug."

Shadow: "Then my traveler must wear a witch costume with exposed armpits."

"Hey Hey."

...

When Ying returned home, she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that her house hadn't exploded. Sure enough, asking them to play mobile games was the right decision.

Ying walked behind the four gods and saw many different versions of themselves appearing on their phones, and exclaimed: "What are you doing?!"

"We are playing Genshin Impact! x4"

【Ding! Punishment ends]