NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 556 Times have changed
Liyuegang
Ying and Paimon came out of the pot and came to the market early.
In the morning, Liyue Port was full of stalls with food and jewelry from all over the world. Ningguang said that this was to promote cultural exchanges.
After walking for a while, Paimon couldn't help complaining: "Ying, how long is it? Paimon can't walk anymore, and why don't we teleport there.
Ying glanced at it and said angrily: "You, you have only been flying for less than a quarter of an hour, and you are already tired. Teleportation is not conducive to our precipitation. We have to pluck out all the treasure chests in Teyvat Continent at once!" Let these treasure chests take our shape.”
Paimon was stunned. Was she driving again? Why do you always say things that I don’t understand at my age?
After buying breakfast, the two met a white-haired woman, who turned out to be Shen He. Shen He also noticed them and smiled: "Traveler, Paimon, good morning."
Ying stepped forward and hugged Shen He's waist and said, "Ah, what are you doing? We didn't need to talk about this before. It's too out of sight."
After saying that, he took out a lot of delicious food from the storage space and handed it to Shen He.
"Ah He, look at you, you've lost weight just by eating all this." Ying said, leaning on Shen He's facial cleanser.
Shen He's face turned red. Since she said she had lost weight, she should eat more. What she said must be right.
At this moment, a girl with pink hair jumped out, the camera in her hand kept flashing, and she murmured: "Hey! The photo of the traveler and her partner, the headline today must be mine!" "
Paimon looked at the pink girl and reminded: "Charlotte, don't forget Paimon! We are together!"
Charlotte smiled and said, "Then let's have another one."
After taking the photo, Ying asked curiously: "Charlotte, why did you come to Liyue? Fontaine can no longer find the material you need?"
Charlotte nodded after hearing this, "Yes, you are important people in Teyvat. You are the center of attention wherever you go. Of course I will follow you."
"Sister Honor Knight, and little Paimon! The witch Keli is here, bang bang!"
A hot red little loli jumped into Ying's arms and said in a sweet voice.
Feeling the fragrant smell of Keli's body, Ying couldn't help but salivate. Bah, I'm not a lolita control.
Just when Ying was about to take the next step, a familiar voice sounded in her mind.
【Ding! Ladies and gentlemen, and all you little lolita, good morning to everyone]
[Haoyou: Zaoyou, want it! sleep! Sleep! Don’t wake up Zaoyou]
[Kaia: Qin, we have arrived in Liyue]
[Qin: I’ll leave it to you, Kaia]
[Hutao: Zhongli! It's time for you to show off! 】
[Keli: Keli didn’t bring Bengbeng with her this time, so Uncle Zhongli doesn’t have to follow Keli]
[Zhongli: I’d better follow]
[Paimon: It’s really lively today. Liyue’s Sea Lantern Festival is coming soon, and there are a lot of delicious food on the street]
[Kaia: What did I see? Miss Shen He was holding a short man with yellow hair]
[Ying: Do you think you are funny? 】
[Chongyun: Paimon is almost as tall as Traveler]
[Paimon: The power is gradually coming back, not much, but enough]
[Hu Tao: These words are a bit familiar, it seems like what my Zhongli said]
[Coral Palace Xinhai: What are today’s activities? 】
[System: Of course it’s question and answer time, sing, in my name]
[Funina: Don’t you have your own lines? 】
【Ding! Excuse me, who is called the turtle princess below? 】
【A. Wanderer】
【B. Kamisato Ayaka】
【C.fluorescence】
【D. Disiya】
【E, Nilu】
【F. Keli】
【Ding! You can choose any of the following options. If you answer incorrectly, you will understand, so I won’t repeat it.]
[Paimon: Turtle Princess? Whose princess would be called this name? 】
[Kaia: Can skirmishers also be on the list? He is a man]
[Ying: Find out more about Rice Wife’s fugitive princess]
[Wanderer: blah, boring]
[Dishiya: Am I also a princess? 】
[Nascida: In the eyes of your father, you are a princess, an incomparable princess]
[Kaia: According to this, Keli can be considered a princess, Mondstadt’s favorite]
[Paimon: Ying, she is the Princess of the Abyss! 】
[Ying: Paimon, how many times have I told you to keep a low profile. I’m not the kind of person who likes to show off, but let’s forget it this time]
[Toma: I feel it, it's back, that crumbly feeling is back]
[Nilu: I am just a dancer, not a princess, I can rule it out]
[Amber: Why is there no Yura’s name? Yura is also a princess]
[Yura: Humph, I don’t want anything like a princess]
[Amber: The glory of the past has been sealed, only the waves are eternal, and the Lawrence family will shine again because of you]
[Wutao: Goosebumps suddenly appeared. Is this female ketone? 】
[Albedo: Alas...]
[Young Master: Well, it’s you, my former colleague! Wanderer]
[Wanderer: You are still the same as before, with a simple mind and underdeveloped limbs. You are complacent just holding a whale]
[Nascida: Hatao, people must learn to have a humble heart, so that you can understand what it means to be a human being]
[Wanderer:….]
【Ding! The young master gave a wrong answer and was punished by performing the script "Big Reveal!" "The Unknown Side of Fools' Executives", invited guest: Tok, Fools' Executives]
[Paimon: Oh, you are really brave, you wasted my chance to perform the deduction]
[Yelan: Deduction? 】
[Paimon: It’s the ability to use time to peek into the future, but I only saw Young Master rushing to answer, I don’t know the details]
[Xingqiu: The power of time is so terrifying]
[Yatae Shenzi: The power of time is so terrifying]
[Funina: Interrupt the formation, we are not repeaters]
[Master: It’s just a game, the important thing is to participate]
[Tork: Are you performing a show with your brother? That's great】
[Paimon: Judging from the title, it should be a normal script. I hope to reveal some inside information that fools everyone]
[Ye Lan: This is so good]
[Ms.: Hey, you are dreaming]
[Hutao: Huh? I heard someone shouting, but why couldn't I see anyone? 】
[Ms.: You! ….I am not as experienced as a tablet]
[Hutao: I ****, Ping Ping eats your rice. I am Ping Ping and I am proud. I save fabrics for Liyue! 】
【Ding! Punishment begins]
To the Winter Palace
Dardalia, wearing a mink velvet coat, looked at Tok who was on the stage and asked seriously: "Corporal Tok, are you really ready to wake up? Once you set foot on this road, what will be waiting for you?" It is endless suffering and danger.”
Tok replied firmly: "Brother, I have thought about it. In order to protect my family, I must become stronger. I can't let my brother bear all this alone."
Looking at Tok's resolute beauty, Dadalia nodded and took Tok to swear the oath together.
"As the queen's sharp blade, like the cold wave in the far north, like the unmelting rime, in order to defend the glory of my family and country, I swear an oath in front of the Ice Throne."
"1. Never be picky about food, never waste food, even green peppers must be eaten properly."
"Two, wear a hat when going out to play."
"Third, don't pick wild raspberries from the roadside."
“4. When you encounter someone in need, you should lend a helping hand promptly.”
"5. Wear gloves before playing in the snow."
“Finally, never lose your nobility.”
[Hutao: Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard. Is this the wallet’s self-cultivation? 】
[Paimon: Hutao, you are also Zhongli’s wallet]
[Wutao: It’s broken. I sat up in shock while dying of illness. The clown turned out to be me! 】
[Amber: I was still wondering why the Ice Queen was not sitting on the throne. Now that I think about it, if she were there, she would probably be pissed to death]
[Master: As long as you don’t lose your nobility, your nobility will never be lost]
[Alice: Listening to your words is like Zhuang Zhou bringing about purification]
[Keqing: The original words should be, as long as you don’t lose your nobility, the whole world will be open to you]
[Kelly: Lipstick? Keli has lipstick, but it’s about to run out]
[Alice: Baby, I have entrusted Qi Liangliang to deliver it]
[Qi Liangliang: Ms. Alice, are you serious about the location of the Dark Outer Sea? I just transformed, I don’t want to die yet]
[Alice: Sorry, the things are at that little Lolita's place with the Sumeru Thunder element. I've been a little busy lately, so I forgot what they were called]
[Paimon: Thunder element, Loli! 】
[Ying: It’s Sano! 】
[Dolly: I am not a loli, I just look like a loli]
[Qi Liangliang: Received]
...
Under the mask is your tenderness
Welcome to join the Fools
Job requirements: 2 executive officers
10 logistics cooks
Soldiers no limit
ps: You will also have a chance to get a limited edition signed photo of the executive.
...
"Children, welcome to the Hearth House. The warm fire, fresh food, and comfortable beds, everything you are about to have is a gift from the Queen."
The servant opened his hands and faced the three Linnies.
"And you all just need to make a small promise."
Screen turn
Lynette and Femini jumped on the bed, and the servant's magnetic voice sounded.
"1. You can't go to bed with your shoes on."
"Two, you must wash your hands before eating."
The servant told Linny to wash his hands, and held baby-specific hand cream in his hand.
"3. Toys that have been played with must be returned to their original places."
"Four. Protect your family."
"5. Go to bed on time every day."
"Don't be nervous. As long as you are obedient, nothing will go wrong."
...
Welcome to join the Fools
Job requirements: 2 executive officers
10 logistics cooks
Soldiers no limit
ps: If you enlist in the army now, you will have a chance to get limited edition signed photos of all the executives.
……
Screen turn
The Qiuqiu man held a wooden stick and roared at the deep sea dragon lizard. Behind the Qiuqiu man stood a black snake knight.
Qiuqiu people: "ya! zido mimi! movo nimi! tiga plata! (This is our territory! Go away!)"
"biadam! kundala! (Come here)!"
Facing the provocative Qiuqiu people, the dragon lizard roared, and the Qiuqiu people were so frightened that they quickly ran behind the Black Snake Knight.
At this moment, there was a loud sound in the sky, and the captain of the executive officers of the Fools appeared on stage.
The captain's appearance organized the fight between the two sides. If you thought he came to break up the fight, you were wrong.
In fact, he was trying to protect the little duck under his feet.
Seeing that this strange adult was protecting him, the duck saluted him, and the captain's face turned slightly red when he saw this.
……
Welcome to join the Fools
Job requirements: 2 executive officers
10 logistics cooks
Soldiers no limit
ps: If you enlist in the army now, you will have a chance to get limited edition signed photos of all the executives.
……
【Ding! Punishment ends]
[Paimon: Is this the captain? What a big one]
[Ying: Only? Is this quantifier wrong? 】
[Alice: I can only say that the soil and water support a person]
[Qin: I remember that the grand captain seemed to have met the executive captain, and Mr. Villette said that the captain was in Nata, does that mean that the captain was also there? 】
[Ying: Don’t worry, Falga is surrounded by elites, he will be fine]
[Master: I think the remaining ones are the elite. Mondstadt’s strongest combat power alone is already very powerful]
[Lisa: Children should not get involved in wars or anything like that]
[Keqing: Are you sure this script is not some stupid military recruitment video? 】
[Beidou: It is indeed a bit deliberate, he scored three times]
[Yan Fei: Is this really how the word is used? 】
[Ying'er: Score three times, don't you mean um um~ ah ah? 】
[Ying: If you drive a yellow car, be careful of being banned]
[Xiaogong: So who is the turtle princess? 】
[Nilu: It’s not me]
[Master: Not the rice wife and the fugitive princess]
[Kaia: Tell me, Princess Turtle, does she look like a turtle?]
[Kamizato Ayaka: Turtle? 】
[Kamizato Ayato: Definitely not my sister, Ayaka’s name is well known to everyone in Inazuma, Princess White Heron]
[Ying: That’s definitely not me. Do I look like a turtle? 】
[Paimon: Alas, I can't help you either]
[Lisa: Princess generally refers to a girl. Disiya is an adult and Keli is still a child, so naturally she is not one of them]
[Chongyun: There are six people, and there is one answer! Who is one of them]
[Ying: Me and Linghua? It doesn't sound like it no matter how you think about it, right? 】
[Qiuqiu people: Huangmao! I want to choose Huangmao! 】
[Yan Fei: Family members, Qiuqiu people have spoken! 】
[Paimon: Ahhh! There are Qiuqiu people! 】
[Keli: Blow them all up for you! 】
[Ying: Huang Mao? Your whole family is full of yellow hair! You have to call me Princess! 】
[Kaia: Big news, Kanrea’s colleagues actually call her Huangmao]
[Ying: You already have a way to die! 】
[Keqing: I guess it should be some kind of sound conversion device. The functions of the system include Loli sound, Yujie sound, Shota sound, Tieguanyin, 98k silencer... The last one is so strange]
【Ding! Congratulations to this lucky Qiuqiu person for participating in this competition. Congratulations on your wrong answer. As a punishment, you will participate in this script performance. The script is called "The times...have changed?" 》】