Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Guide

Your disciple keeps saying "forever", and you know that this is just an excuse for him to save his life or to please you.

You seem to have never told him that your mental tentacles can sense the tiniest emotions in the world. You know that Zandik is obsessed with your knowledge and is eager to kill you himself.

The two emotions of love and hate intertwined in his chest. You watched with cold eyes, just wanting to know if he could use the convenient mechanical eyes you provided to make something that you could barely call "somewhat fun." Results.

But it's a pity.

Zendyk disappoints you greatly.

You have been with him for five years now. This period of time is only a moment to you, but it is obvious that Zandik has begun to feel anxious about your indifference.

In your opinion, the research he has done in the past five years is not even worthy of being called "research". You really don't understand why such a simple thing requires repeated experiments many times before reaching a conclusion, so It suddenly dawned on you - yes, Zendik was not a Star Sea person after all.

Judging from the academic level of this world, he is undoubtedly a genius, but since you have accepted him as a disciple, you cannot ask him just based on the level of knowledge of this world.

You want your disciple to at least become a person who can be ranked among the stars, and you don't expect him to become a scientist recorded in history, but at least - at least you must recognize him as your disciple. Courage, right?

You'd think that in five years, he could at least figure out some way to reach the star sea.

But later you realized that for him, this was already ceiling-level research.

You are a little confused.

Zandik saw your confusion. He threw away the results of his painstaking research and finally couldn't help asking: "Teacher, what exactly do you want me to do?"

"What kind of achievements can make you look at me and make you admit that I have this ability?" He suppressed his anger. The feeling that the topic he was passionately pursuing was being ignored by you was like fire burning his heart, and the madness in his eyes was even worse. , and you're tired of watching a piece of rotten wood grow.

You thought for a moment.

"I know a guy who originally came from the remote fifth galaxy." You took out the holographic projector from your folded space and showed the guy's achievements in front of Zandik. "Look, thirty-five universe eras Before, he was just a pitiful, fragile race that seemed likely to die from the mouths of native beasts on the planet in the next second.”

"His race is very good at controlling mental power, but the body is too weak and the life dimension is short. Logically speaking, he should not live for more than ten cosmic eras." You thought about it, your brain is very Remember less about irrelevant people, but the impression this incident left on you is indeed fresh in your memory.

"However, he made a tailor-made potion for himself that forcibly extends the life dimension. It incorporates the genes of several immortal races..."

After a pause, you finally came to the point that you thought was funny, "So the weaker races are mostly promiscuous... Ha, it's really interesting. He hooked up with several powerful races at the same time, and then managed to obtain their genes, and finally filmed He clapped his hands and turned around and left!”

"Teacher, how long is a cosmic era... exactly?" Zendik asked.

You said: "One cosmic era, converted using Teyvat's time calculation method, is approximately equivalent to ninety-eight years."

Zendik suddenly fell silent, so even if that person didn't develop a way to extend the life dimension, he could only live ten cosmic centuries, which would still be nine hundred and eighty years.

"What about you?" he asked humbly, "how long have you lived?"

"Me? I have only lived for a little more than four universe ages." The spiritual tentacles behind you are waving happily, and you are indeed in a happy mood. "After three point two and five universe ages, I will already be It’s time to mature.”

"Is maturity any different from before?" he asked.

"Well... when you mature, of course you will be much stronger than before." You smiled, "Just like this-"

puff.

Your spiritual tentacles came back holding a mushroom that was walking leisurely not far from the camp.

The mushroom beast is half dead and looks very angry. It wants to spray out some water balls, but it is absorbed by your spiritual tentacles.

The spiritual tentacles that were originally unable to be seen by the naked eye were dyed with water elements. Zandik was replaced with the mechanical eyeballs you gave him, so he could finally see clearly.

He was curious: "What is this?"

You answer: "Sharp weapon."

"Where did it appear?"

"Look-" you took a few steps forward, "it's from my shadow."

Zendik's eyes finally showed enthusiasm and enlightenment. He suddenly regained his great curiosity for you, and suddenly felt that the research he had just done was as worthless as the half-dead mushrooms on the ground.

"Teacher, can you give me your genes——"

"No." You held your head, "My racial genes, even at the highest-level auction in Xinghai, are excellent treasures that are rare to find in the universe. It's too natural for you to ask for it. "

"...Then what should I do?" he asked politely.

A smile appeared in your eyes.

"Try to make something that satisfies me and prove that you are indeed qualified to get this special gene."

He gave you a long look.

"I know," Zendik said.

You were satisfied with his understanding, and the next day, Zendik walked out of the camp and left you.

You thought he was just going out to do some things that you didn't care about, or to get some fresh experimental materials, or to find a few unlucky people to experiment with his new things, but you found out-

He never came back.

The mental mark left on him dutifully tells you that his physical condition is very good, nothing happened to him, and he can still come back alive to work as your experimental assistant doing odd jobs.

But the fact is - yes, you have been waiting in the camp for three months.

At first you thought your disciple was just conducting research that would take a long time to complete, but then you discovered...

His spiritual mark was stripped away.

You narrowed your eyes, finally realizing that Zendik had truly, completely, and of his own free will left you.

Obviously you have made the decision to peel off his brain and bring it back to the sea of ​​​​stars together, and you are willing to realize the "forever" he begged for, but now, "Kuchiki" who keeps saying that he will do research with you forever is so easy. The ground regretted it.

You feel like you've been fooled.

You were so angry that you planned to advance your plan, find him, and then directly turn him into your experimental material and distribute it to the twenty-five laboratories under your name.

Anyway, you are very sure that he cannot develop the technology to leave this planet. As long as he does not escape to the star sea, you have many ways to find him, and then personally let him experience another form of "forever".

--small theater--

Zandik: From cow horse to leader, all it takes is an invitation from a buffoon.