Genshin Impact, those big guys behind the scenes are all me

Young Master: "I'm so excited. Seeing that the old guy who died thousands of years ago has appeared again, how can I take the Heart of God?"

Young Master is so depressed!

These days, he has been digging for the Immortal Ancestor's Fa Tu, but he can't find it. There is no news from the Traveler. He wants to find Zhongli to push for clues, but there is no one. He wants to find Su Chen to hook up with the Immortal Family, but there is still no one.

Not only that, now even the Human Emperor has come out. What if the other party is not dead and ascends to the throne with the Heart of the Rock God, then all his efforts will be in vain?

But Young Master really can't think of any other way. Seeing that time is not waiting for anyone, he is very anxious.

Until he took out funds from the North Country Bank and prepared to see if he could bribe a few people inside Liyue to get the location of the Immortal Ancestor's Fa Tu, he was suddenly stopped by a figure.

"Wow! Sir, I see your forehead is black, I'm afraid you will have a blood disaster! It just so happens that the Wangsheng Hall is having a big sale, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, do you want to book a service?"

"???"

Looking at the energetic girl in front of him, the young man was really stunned.

Where did this guy come from just now, and he didn't even notice it?

Hmm? Wait, Wangsheng Hall?

"Funeral service?" The young man was stunned.

"Yeah, how about it, boss, do you want to consider it?" Walnut said with a smile, "Believe me, I'm very accurate in judging people. You will definitely have a blood disaster. It's better to prepare more. Our store also accepts recycling services. As long as the time comes, we will collect the body no matter where it is!"

"Forget it, I'm not interested in this kind of thing."

The young man waved his hand. He likes the experience of fighting on the edge of a knife, pursuing the most extreme challenges and breakthroughs. In fact, he has seen through life and death. He kills people, and people kill him. He becomes stronger in battles and crises. Life and death are each subject to fate.

Besides, he's dead, so what difference does it make whether he dies there or not? He doesn't know anyway.

"Huh? Wait."

The young master suddenly had an idea.

"Can you hold a funeral for someone else?"

Hu Tao nodded: "Of course, as long as it's a dead person, I can do it."

"What about the dead gods?"

"?"

Now it was Hu Tao's turn to ask a question.

Little brother, why are you so stupid?

How can humans give a funeral to gods... It's not impossible!!!

Hu Tao's eyes lit up, and suddenly he became more and more excited. Since the opening of the Wangsheng Hall, there has never been a funeral for a god. Not to mention gods, even ordinary immortals, it is not the turn of the Wangsheng Hall to organize the funeral ceremony.

But now, Liyue is in chaos and has no time to take care of it. Maybe... maybe... this is an opportunity?

"Who are you?" Hu Tao asked.

She had to find out the identity of the young master. After all, the one who could propose to hold a funeral for a god was definitely not an ordinary person. After that, she had to find a way to obtain the qualification to hold a funeral. If the other party had no chance, she would definitely not be able to do it with her ability.

"I, the young master."

"Oh, this young master."

"Not that young master, but the young master, my name."

The young master tried to explain to the Liyue people in a way that the Liyue people could understand.

Hu Tao said "Oh" and understood. A person with a bad taste actually chose such a name.

"So you want to hold a funeral for the emperor? But you have no power, and the Wangsheng Hall has no power either. Can you convince Qixing?" Hu Tao asked.

"I can't, but my friend should be able to."

The young master thought of Zhongli. Mr. Zhongli is knowledgeable and has a wide range of connections. He should have a way. If Zhongli can't do it, there is Su Chen. With the latter's relationship with Ningguang, maybe he will succeed.

Isn't this more likely to succeed than him taking money to bribe Liyue officials?

He suddenly felt that Liyue's saying "It's easier to get things done with more friends" was really true.

"Here, this is a deposit!"

The young master happily stuffed one million Mora into Hu Tao's hand.

"I'll make a reservation first. When the matter is settled, tell me how much money you need!"

Hu Tao weighed the Mora in her hand. It was heavy. Wow, a big customer, so she gave a thumbs up: "Leave it to me!"

...

Da Da Da Da Da.

One day later.

Liyue Harbor, on the bridge west of Chihu Rock.

Two people, one beast and three figures walked from Tianheng Mountain.

Because of its strange beast form, it attracted many eyes along the way.

"Ruo Tuo, you look good like this."

Looking at the little Tuozi following him, Su Chen joked, "Who would have thought that you were the famous Liyue Dragon King back then."

At this time, Ruo Tuo had become about the same size as a dog, and it was very cute when he walked with a ticking sound.

Having said that, even if the body has become smaller, the aura is still there. Didn't you see that Da Huang over there was already trembling after seeing Tuozi from a distance?

"Before talking about me, take a look at what you two look like." Ruo Tuo said in a muffled voice, "One Human Emperor and one Rock King, they can't even get a Mora."

"Uh..."

Su Chen showed an embarrassed expression.

He really didn't have the habit of carrying money, especially after imitating the old man of the Luo family. To put it in a classic way, that is, 'I am not interested in money.'

The one thousand Mora on him before was the last time he was going to buy something for Ying but forgot. For things like bills, can't they just send it to the Yanhuang Chamber of Commerce?

"From a general rational point of view, there is still a Mora." Zhongli said.

After that, he added another sentence.

"Liyue is a trading city, and transactions don't necessarily have to be Mora, but can also be things worth one Mora."

A hair plucked from his body could be worth one Mora.

"You are so confident. Although I am not a human, I think humans definitely don't like to negotiate a deal with you." Ruo Tuo was enlightened by Su Chen and understood humans, so he knew the significance of Mora to humans.

It's not that most people want Mora, but most people don't have such lofty meanings and ideals. They only know that with Mora, they can buy things and survive.

Zhongli didn't argue with him.

Su Chen also smiled.

The three of them walked, passed the bridge, and entered the area of ​​Chihu Rock.

A voice came from the teahouse.

"...The last book said that at that time, Liyue was invaded by a great demon in the sea and evil Chi was entrenched in the mountains."

"The Emperor of Rock King summoned all the immortals to return a bright and clear world to the world."

"Legend has it that when the emperor went to war, he once said..."

Three bowls don't cross the harbor, storyteller.

After the order in Liyue Harbor was gradually restored, some shops gradually opened. Places like teahouses were the most popular, because the emperor had just passed away, and many people came here to listen to the story.

Su Chen turned around and asked, "So what did you say at that time?"

"Well..."

Zhongli couldn't remember.

He said too much.

"I need to go back." Zhongli said.

He was talking about the Hall of Rebirth. Although he often did this kind of thing after being out for so many days, it was better to report that he was safe, so as not to worry Hu Tao.

Su Chen also had to go back to the embassy to take a look, so the two separated temporarily. Ruo Tuo took care of Su Chen's body and followed him.

In the embassy.

The members of the Mondstadt envoys were chatting about something, and when they saw him coming back, they immediately greeted him.

"Master Su Chen, you are back. We haven't seen you for so many days. We thought something happened to you!"

"I went out to see the land of Liyue." Su Chen smiled slightly, "Sorry, I didn't tell you in advance."

"That's fine, but Master Su Chen, you don't look very good. Are you okay?"

"I'm a little tired, nothing serious."

"That's good, that's good... By the way, I received a letter from the Knights yesterday. It was sent to you by Miss Lisa."

An envoy took out an envelope with a purple rose printed on it.

Su Chen opened it and saw that the content inside was about what the Order of the Church had said before. After Lisa inquired through various channels, it seemed to be related to an important research.

Lisa mentioned that the Fatui appeared in Xumi, and it seemed that a certain executive had contact with the Great Sage.

Seeing this, Su Chen knew what the Order of the Church was going to do.

Although the Traveler has not yet gone to Inazuma, it seems that the Doctor has already hooked up with the Order of the Church and planned to create gods in advance.

There must be a lot of technology and materials needed to create gods. As a sage, Su Chen has the knowledge they need.

Unfortunately, Su Chen is not interested in creating any gods.

Other than that, he just sent some greetings to Qin, telling him that everything is going well in Mondstadt, and under the protection of the wind god Barbatos, all work is proceeding in an orderly manner.

As for the need for materials, Su Chen had sent a letter back before, and Qin had no objection to his proposal. As long as the price is fair, it doesn't matter if he trades with Qixing or other chambers of commerce.

It's settled.

Su Chen smiled. This way, he can make 2 billion yuan for nothing.

Otherwise, why did he say he was not interested in money? After all, it's too easy to make money.

Well, I also took a lot of wool from the Luo family during this period, so I'll just compensate them.