Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

Fontaine Court District, Momang Palace, in the Chancery's Office.

Villette looked helpless, looking at his god hysterical with a book in his hand.

"So, Funina, what do you want to do here so early in the morning? I don't have time to listen to your complaints. After all, this book is just a nonsensical novel."

The girl Funina was furious: "No! The content of this novel is completely satirizing and slandering Fontaine's law!!! I want you to catch him and bring him back, and I want to judge him personally!"

Villette held his forehead with one hand and said with a headache: "Who should be arrested? Arrest the author of this novel "Wuzhi"? Okay, then I want to ask you, what is the reason for arresting him? The other party violated that law. Law?"

"What's the point of asking?!" Funina opened "The Ape God's Pre-Love Memories" and pointed out one of the places, "Look here it says 'The Ape God wants to call Miha fish daddy'."

Villette was puzzled: "What does this have to do with you trying to judge Wu Zhi?"

Funina put her hands on her hips and said with a proud look on her face: "Of course it does matter. Doesn't 'Ape God' mean 'Inspection'?! The Inspection actually wanted to call a fish his father. Isn't this slandering and slandering Fontaine?" The law?! I want the death penalty!"

……

Villette was silent for a while, shook his head and refused: "I'm sorry I can't accompany you, I have more important things to do. The president of the Thorn Rose Society, Carles, was accused of being the murderer of the shooting yesterday. I want to go now." Go take charge of this.”

Seeing that Villette ignored her, Funina started crying and fussing.

"Alas," Villette sighed, "Okay, this Wu Zhi should be from Liyue. Let me write a lawyer's letter for you. As long as the other party has as high an IQ and EQ as you, Feng will naturally come over. Dan goes to trial, okay?"

Funina immediately wiped away the tears she squeezed out, and nodded: "Well, then he will definitely come. Humph! I want to see which mortal actually behaves like this?!"

Villette shook his head, smiled, and began to write.

……

Mondstadt, the library of the Knights of the West Wind.

"Sister Noelle~ Let's go out and play with Kelly!"

Noelle, who was writing a letter, saw a red flash of light slipping in. She wondered: "Xiao Keli? Aren't you being detained by Captain Qin for three days? How did you get out?"

Keli smiled and said: "Hey! Brother Kaiya secretly let me out, and then he went to help me delay Captain Qin."

"Oh~ Is that so?"

Noelle replied while writing.

"Sister Noelle, why are there so many books on the table...Isn't that book from Sister Youla? She told me that it was sent to her by one of her friends in Liyue."

Noelle hurriedly stopped writing, then stood up and put away these books, which were all about love. You can't teach children bad things.

"It's okay. Then Keli, you can go out and play, but you must not hurt anyone with bombs."

Noelle touched Kelly's head and warned her.

Keli looked disappointed: "There is no one to accompany Keli to fry fish, so I came to find you, sister Noelle."

"Okay, then let me go out and play with you Keli."

"Okay! Sister Noelle is a good person. Let's go to Xingluo Lake. The fish there is delicious!"

Kelly took Noelle's hand and walked out excitedly.

Noelle looked back at his unfinished letter, forget it, just write it when you have time.

After writing it, send it to "Wuzhen". The person who can write "Memories of the Monkey God Before Falling in Love" is definitely a master of love. She must ask him for advice.

……

In Peach Blossom Academy, after lunch, Wu Ye specially asked everyone to take a rest. Anyway, there was not much work left, and it could be done before dark.

Wu Ye noticed that Li Zida took out a notebook from his arms and asked curiously: "Li Zi, what is written in this notebook?"

"Uh haha", Li Zida smiled shyly, "Sir, this is the diary I wrote."

Wu Ye suddenly became interested, "Oh? It's a diary. Can you show it to me?"

Li Zida scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Sir, I..."

"Forget it, I'm just curious."

"It's okay, sir, this is...well, it's the diary I wrote to Kyoko."

Wu Ye understood: "'Xingzi' refers to the little girl Xingzi, right?"

"Yes, it's Xiao Xingzi. I told my husband before."

Li Zida nodded, and when he read the other person's name, a smile appeared on his lips unconsciously.

"Sir, you get along so well with Mrs. Hutao, so you must know a lot about the love between men and women. Why don't you check what I wrote..."

Wu Ye chuckled: "Actually, I don't understand either. I just follow my heart. But I can help you see. Maybe I can learn how to write a love letter."

Mr. Li Zi's face turned red: "Sir, please stop making fun of me."

"No! Li Zi, you are already very brave."

Wu Ye said seriously, then he took Li Zida's diary and started to read it.

……

To Apricot:

The weather is very sunny today because there is light.

The sky has the sun and the moon to illuminate all directions, and humans have eyes to see everything clearly.

When I first met you, you were as bright as light.

Today my heart follows you like a mirror of the sun, because you are the light.

The plums are big.

April 17th.

(Ps: The "Flower Shadow Yaoting" in the Rongcai Festival event showed that the sunflower in Genshin Impact is called "Mirror of the Sun")

……

To Apricot:

It's cloudy today and the sunset is beautiful.

Spring comes very slowly, so spring seems romantic.

The colorful flowers in Tianheng Mountain are blooming in April.

Would you like to go see it with me?

The plums are big.

April 19th.

……

To Apricot:

It's sunny today and summer is coming.

The wind in May is gentle.

I hid your name among the falling stars.

The wind blew moistly and warmly beside the moonlight, and the flowers all bloomed.

The plums are big.

May st.

……

Wu Ye read it carefully, finally closed the diary and gave it back to Li Zida.

Li Zida asked with expectation: "Sir, what do you think?"

Wu Ye shook his head.

Li Zida was a little disappointed.

"I shake my head not to say that your writing is not good, but that you shouldn't ask me."

Wu Ye said warmly.

Li Zi paused for a while and suddenly realized: "Disciple understands!"

"Hahaha, children can be taught."

Wu Ye smiled proudly, then he thought of something and immediately looked at Li Zida.

"Sir, what's wrong?"

"Go get me a pen and paper, and I'll write a love letter to your wife!"

"Okay! I want to stay by the disciple and observe carefully."

……

"Hall Master."

"Hall Master?"

"Hall Master!"

The waiter at the Hall of Rebirth shouted three times in a row, and Hu Tao, who was sitting on the counter, realized that the other person was calling him.

Hu Tao quickly put away a piece of paper and put it behind her, then looked at the Yi Guan in front of her: "What's the matter? What happened?"

"It's okay, I just saw you blushing as if you were bleeding, Master. Do you have a fever?"

"No, no! Just go about your business."

Hutao's face turned red and she shook her head no.

She walked quickly back to her room, closed the door, and once again took out the love letter Wu Ye wrote to herself and read it carefully.

She liked every word in these short paragraphs, but one of her favorite lines was: "I remember you loved me, maybe I remembered it backwards." 』

"Humph! You're such an idiot. Why did you write this down? You must have written it down incorrectly... It seems like this is the first time Wu Ye has written a love letter to me."

The walnut-browed girl smiled happily, her cheeks were rosy, and she couldn't put it down while holding this piece of paper.