Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"The one who writes bad books? Hmm, not bad, I like it!"

Wu Ye recognized the nickname Paimon gave him.

Paimeng scratched his hair: "Huh? Wu Ye, don't you feel angry? I feel that this nickname is even more unpleasant than 'Singer'..."

Wu Ye waved his hands and said with a happy smile: "No way? I really like it! Well, to thank you, come to my room at night and show you something good."

"Oh! Wu Ye, don't be like this, I'm so scared! Traveler, stop him!"

Paimon cowered and hid behind Sora.

"Okay, Paimon. I suggest you go to Wu Ye's academy to study. Otherwise, you won't have the knowledge to give others nicknames in the future."

Paimon looked at Sora's serious expression and his face wrinkled into a bitter melon: "I'm just a flying emergency food... No! I'm Paimon! Why do you all bully me?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Jie, Jie, Jie! Gah, gah, gah..."

Wu Ye and the Ape God laughed mercilessly. The laughter seemed to fill the entire Guiliyuan ruins, and the surroundings were filled with a happy atmosphere.

……

"Wu Ye, so what is the purpose of collecting this unforgettable treasure?"

Faced with Kong's question, Wu Ye did not answer immediately. He was looking for it in a stack of talismans.

Soon, his eyes lit up, and he pulled out the slightly ancient, non-taboo paper.

"Finally found it! Sora, I'll give you this no-taboo bag."

Wu Ye handed this talisman to Kong.

"Give me?"

Kong took the talisman and asked doubtfully.

Wu Ye snapped his fingers: "It was originally given to you. This 100% Taboo-free Ruan is genuine. You can use it to seek an audience with the immortal. You will need it in the future."

"But why would I ask to see an immortal in the future?" Kong was even more confused.

Wu Ye just shook his head and said nothing, keeping it secret.

Kong looked at Shen He, who also shook his head, so he had no choice but to put away the talisman.

"Hey! Wu Ye, what riddles are you talking about? Do you no longer regard us as friends?"

Paimon crossed his arms and looked at Wu Ye dissatisfied.

Wu Ye smiled helplessly: "How is that possible? You can't put your hat on me. As for whether we are friends... Tsk, I remember that tomorrow is someone's birthday."

Paimon was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but be ecstatic: "Wow! Wu Ye, you actually remembered my birthday!"

"Of course! Sora told me, we plan to give you a surprise tomorrow."

Paimon's eyes curled up like crescent moons, and he smiled from ear to ear.

After a while, Paimon realized something was wrong. She asked: "If you want to surprise me, why do you tell me now?"

Wu Ye had a narrow look on his face: "Because I want to change the subject."

Kong held his forehead and smiled: "Wu Ye, please stop teasing her."

He looked at Paimon: "Wu Ye and I have decided that you can make three wishes and write them on a piece of paper. Show them to us tomorrow and we will make them come true for you."

Wu Ye nodded: "That's right! As long as we are not asked to do something that is harmful to nature, we will try our best to fulfill your wish."

"Really? Are you sure?!"

Paimon shouted excitedly, his eyes shining and his face flushed with excessive excitement.

"Wow! You guys are so good to me!"

"Traveller, I promise not to hide any private money in the future!"

"And Wu Ye, I won't give you unpleasant nicknames in the future!"

Listening to Paimon's words, Shen He's indifferent heart stirred up. She remembered the time when her father and mother celebrated her birthday when she was a child... But now seeing such a warm scene, she didn't know why she couldn't laugh. .

As for the ape god, he also giggled at first, and then fell silent.

Careful Wu Ye observed this scene.

Everyone tidied up, packed their things, and returned to Liyue Port together after Keqing came back.

......

In Inazuma City, on the streets of Hanamazaka, a group of people who call themselves the "Arataki Sect" are walking on it. The leader is a young man from the ghost tribe with horns on his head.

"Hahahahaha, thanks to my brilliant idea, I chose a deserted island to stay on a few days ago, far away from the crowds. This year, I finally don't have to spend my birthday in prison!"

The ghost youth laughed noisily on the street. Passers-by on the street frowned and looked at the young man. After seeing his appearance, they chose to ignore it and continue to do their own thing.

There is a woman next to the ghost youth. She wears a unique mask on her face.

The woman's face looked a little sullen at this moment: "Boss, don't make such a loud noise, you'll disturb others."

The young man scratched his head angrily: "Ah, Ren, I'm sorry! I just used branches and thin red crabs to arm-wrestle with each other on the island. It really suffocated me to death..."

Seeing that the young man, the leader of the Arataki Sect, was timid in front of the second-in-command woman, no one from the Arataki Sect stood up to support their leader, but felt that it was reasonable.

A member of the Arataki sect named "Ah Huang" curiously asked: "Boss, since we don't have to go to prison to celebrate your birthday this year, shall we celebrate tomorrow?"

"Celebrate, you must celebrate well!"

When talking about this, the young man shouted excitedly again.

But this time, Ah Ren, the woman whose real name is Jiuqi Ren, did not blame him, but carefully reminded him: "Boss, have you decided where to celebrate?"

The young man slapped his head: "Oh yes, let's choose a venue first! How about on top of the castle tower? It's high enough, has a good view, and is grand enough. A real man should celebrate his birthday on the castle tower!"

"what!"

The young man cried out in pain. It turned out that he was slapped hard on the head by Jiuqin Ren.

"A-nin, don't you think it's bad? Genta, Mamoru, what do you think?"

Yuanta and Mamoru, who were named, shook their heads wildly. They no longer wanted to celebrate their boss's birthday in prison.

Jiu Qi said helplessly: "Boss, I will consider the venue for you. You should think about tomorrow's celebration."

The young man rubbed his chin for a while: "As for the celebration, let alone earth-shattering, at least it should be grand, right?"

Genta gave a suggestion: "How about setting off fireworks? I happened to know that the Naganohara Fireworks Store has new products. Those fireworks are so beautiful when they explode!"

The young man shook his head: "Let's forget about setting off fireworks, it will cause trouble. I will definitely win the Dou Chong card game... but no one will let me lose tomorrow!"

Jiu Qi couldn't help but smile: "Boss, if you act like this, who would want to play with you?"

The young man pondered for a while, then waved his hand.

"How about... let's roast the violet melons? There's enough atmosphere, and it's not easy for things to go wrong. The scene must be prosperous. Roast ten of them, I say!"

"Ha, I, Arataki, live longer than Kage Mukayama!"