Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"Wu Ye, you guy, what have you been thinking about lately!"

Seeing that Wu Ye was fine, Hutao puffed up his face angrily and looked at Wu Ye.

"what is what?"

Wu Ye looked innocent. He really didn't understand what Hutao was referring to.

"When you were just unconscious, you kept mumbling nonsense words such as 'sold', 'research subject', 'demon scale disease', 'Fukalos' and 'tied'."

"This, this, this must be my nightmare."

"Are you afraid of this? Don't worry, with me here, these things won't happen!"

Hu Tao puffed up her chest and said seriously.

"Hmm, it means you will protect me."

Wu Ye looked at Hu Tao expectantly.

"certainly not!"

"What the hell is that?"

"It's nothing!"

"That seems to be it."

"Wu Ye, you!"

Hu Tao's face turned red. He didn't know whether he was shy or angry. In short, Wu Ye's face was also red, and it was Hu Tao who beat him.

......

“Zhongyuan offal, delicious and not expensive!”

"The tiger fish is grilled. Come and take a look. The tiger fish is freshly caught. It's very fragrant and fresh!"

"Lotus cake! Lotus cake! Freshly baked lotus cake, beautiful and delicious lotus cake, everyone come and try it."

......

"Candied haws on a stick! This is a big, delicious, sour, sweet and crunchy candied haws on a stick. Would you like to join us and give it a try?"

Half of the huge and bustling market is selling snacks, and the streets and alleys echo with the shouts of various vendors selling their skills.

Hutao was attracted by the red candied haws-glued fruits covered with syrup. She pulled Wu Ye to the candied haws-glued hawker, pointed to the candied haws-glued fruits on the wooden shelf, and asked how many molasses were there.

"Two guests, you only need two hundred molars for a bunch, which is not expensive at all. I use enough ingredients. The candied haws on a stick made from the best hawthorn and brown sugar is so authentic! And the candied haws on a stick is authentic!" It has the functions of appetizing, beautifying, increasing intelligence, eliminating fatigue, clearing away heat, etc. It ensures that after you two eat it, you will be healthy, live a long life, have children early, and grow old together..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Wu Ye hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the hawker. "Yes, you are very business-minded. You must tell others this kind of blessing more often in the future. We will not listen to it for the time being."

Hu Tao secretly covered her mouth and kept laughing.

"Then give me two skewers."

Wu Ye handed over the four hundred molas.

"Okay! I have to pick the two biggest ones for you, because the two guests are talented at first sight. This girl has bright eyes and good eyesight, and she is shy when she is young. Brother, you are the same, her eyes are not too many, not too little, just right. two......"

"Pfft", Hutao couldn't help but laugh beside him.

Wu Ye smiled softly and didn't care about the vendor's words. He took the two bunches of candied haws and put them in Hu Tao's hand.

"Wu Ye, don't you want to eat?"

Hutao asked doubtfully, holding a bunch of candied haws in each hand.

"Don't eat."

"Are you unhappy? That vendor can't speak. Hum, I'll raise his stall for you."

After finishing speaking, Hutao stuffed the candied haws into Wu Ye's hand, then the Humo Staff appeared in his right hand, and activated the elemental combat skill "Butterfly Leads to Rebirth". His whole body flashed red, and the Humo Staff burst into orange-red flames. , at the same time, several beautiful fire butterflies flew out in front of Hutao and entered the state of butterfly dancing on the other side.

"Hey! My aunt Di, are you serious?!"

Wu Ye hurriedly stopped Hutao, but the man selling candied haws not far away didn't know anything about it and was still shouting leisurely.

"Hehe, it's definitely not the case. I'm not an unreasonable person. Now! Let's eat a bunch each, or I'll beat up the hawker."

Hu Tao threatened with a wicked smile.

"The main thing is that I don't like eating sweet things."

Wu Ye explained.

"That's it."

Hu Tao tapped his chin with the index finger of his right hand and put his left hand on his hips. He was thinking seriously, while Wu Ye was curious about what weird idea Hu Tao would come up with.

"Yes!"

Hutao clapped her hands and said happily, then picked up a bunch of candied haws in Wu Ye's hand, opened her small mouth, pulled off two hawthorns and put them into her mouth, leaving three on top.

"Wu Ye, look." Hutao held two hawthorns in her mouth, stuffing her mouth like a hamster. She continued vaguely:

"You eat three and I eat seven. You don't eat as much sugar as I do. In this comparison, it tastes sweet to me but not sweet to you."

Wu Ye blinked and fell into silence. To be honest, he and Hu Tao had known each other for so long, but he still couldn't understand why Hu Tao's brain circuit was so fresh and refined.

"What's wrong? Is this hall master right?!"

Hu Tao put his hands on his hips and said viciously.

"Haha, no matter what, everything my Hutao says is right."

Wu Ye laughed, then picked up the bunch of candied haws with only three hawthorns left, and popped it into his mouth.

Hu Tao suddenly became nervous. She grabbed the corners of her clothes with both hands, and the words "My Hu Tao" echoed in her mind. After a while, her earlobes seemed to be stained by the sunset.

......

"Zieyue, why did you come to see me? And what's wrong with you? You looked very worried after you came back from Liyue Port yesterday."

On top of Qingyun, a crane and a stag looked at each other, and the crane was the first to ask.

"Hey, when the emperor entertained us yesterday, didn't we play dice? I had the smallest number, and the emperor asked me to pay the bill. I didn't have a mola with me at that time."

"Ang, are you worried about this matter? Didn't the emperor say that someone would pay for it for you?"

"Yes, but think about it, there is no free lunch in the world. The emperor asked me to teach that man some life-saving skills in some time."

"Oh? How come I don't know about this?"

"Humph, of course. I am the emperor's disciple. The emperor must be closer to me."

"Ah, yes, yes, the emperor is closest to you. Don't you want to think about why the three times you voted were all 1."

"Ah?! Doesn't this mean that I am the immortal chosen by the emperor?"

"Okay, I have to leave beforehand. See you later."

"Liu Yun! Don't leave in a hurry. Please give me some advice. What should I teach you?"

"Zie Yue, you can take care of yourself."

After saying that, Liuyun flapped his wings and flew away, disappearing all of a sudden.

......

"Wow! Wu Ye, come and have a look. This is a stall selling antiques. That fan is very beautiful. I think it suits you very well."

Hutao signaled to Wu Ye and pointed to an exquisite fan on the stall in front of him.

"Ah ha, these two distinguished guests are very discerning. I am a guy from Mingxingzhai. These things are all from Mingxingzhai. The two distinguished guests of Mingxingzhai should have heard about it. Our Mingxingzhai is a century-old jewelry store in Liyue. "

"A hundred years refers to hundreds of years, not a hundred years. Mingxingzhai can be said to be like the King Yan of the jewelry industry. It has never stopped its incense and has been the only one since ancient times, haha."

"Have you ever heard of our Glazed Crescent Moon? It is very popular among young men and women. They say that as long as you buy the ultra-rare Glazed Crescent Moon, which is limited to ten pieces per month, you can capture the heart of your sweetheart. .....”

As soon as the stall owner saw the customers arriving, he immediately introduced the most expensive products of Mingxingzhai. It seems that the eloquence of salesmen is unparalleled no matter where they are.

"Wu Ye, is what he said true? How about we also buy ten glazed crescent moons."

Hu Tao held Wu Ye's arm and whispered with bright eyes.

"No, don't listen to him saying there are only ten a month, but in fact there are at least thousands. This is the businessman's routine."

"That's really bad! I'll call Yan Fei over tomorrow to seize Mingyue Zhai!"

Wu Ye was a little embarrassed and changed the subject: "Why do you plan to buy this Glazed Crescent Moon?"

"Ah, this, what do you think?"

Hu Tao hurriedly let go of his hand, turned his head and looked away and said.

Although Wu Ye had never been in love in his two lives, how could he not understand the girl's feelings? He also understood that a smart girl like Hu Tao actually left him a choice.

However, Wu Ye was a little confused. In his previous life, he would also post something on the Internet, "I like Hutao so much, I like her twin ponytails, her hair looks like flowers...especially her cherry mouth, I really want a good kiss..." Waiting for crazy remarks.

But when Wu Ye faced Hu Tao's innocent and beautiful love in person, he, like those boys who usually lack confidence, had a question in his mind, could he be worthy of this sincere love?

Wu Ye already had the answer in his heart. If he likes someone, he must make her happy. Since the other person also likes him, he should be braver.

"walnut."

"Um?"

"I like you too."

"Ah?! Wu Ye, what did you say?!"

Hu Tao's face turned red as if he was about to bleed, and his whole head was steaming like a steam engine. It was indeed a two-dimensional world!