Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

After seeing Li Zi off the door, Wu Ye took a breath, shook his head and smiled, thinking:

"It turns out that the teacher was in the same situation when he taught me. He was very tormented. Hahaha, now it's my turn to teach people how to read. Is this considered karma?"

Wu Ye washed his face, refreshed himself, and then continued to write a book until late at night before falling asleep.

He spent the next few days like this. During the day, Hutao would come over to accompany him when he was free, and leave before dark. After dinner, Li Zida came to study. Of course, many interesting things happened during this period. Let’s talk about one of them in detail.

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"Wu Ye~, come on, open your mouth."

Wu Ye opened his mouth obediently and enjoyed the feeding of Hutao.

"Well, these are very sweet and juicy raspberries. Did you buy them?"

"No, I picked it up on the road yesterday when I came back from a funeral. I tasted one and it was very sweet. I brought it to you today."

"Ang, that's good, that's right. I won't do it if I can't do it. I'm worthy of being a Tao Bao. He manages the household well."

Wu Ye couldn't help but nodded and praised.

"Well~, then my brother Wu Ye, for the sake of my diligence and thrift, is there any reward for me?"

"Huh? Reward?"

"Ok!"

Seeing Hu Tao's expectant look made Wu Ye a little confused. Normally Hu Tao wouldn't be so proactive. It's strange!

"Hutao, did you talk to anyone else before coming here today?"

"Well, Wu Ye, how did you know? Ah, no, no, I didn't talk to Yan Fei today."

Listening to Hu Tao's clumsy lies, Wu Ye knew that Hu Tao would definitely reveal his true purpose later.

"Oh~, what did Yan Fei tell you?"

"Yan Fei told me that the reason why she hasn't come to see me in the past few days is because Xiang Ling asked her and Yaoyao to try a new dish. After she finished eating, she realized that what she was eating was mint slime condensate. She ate it Her stomach was very cold, so she felt nauseous when it was time to eat in the past few days, and she was not in the mood to handle cases for others. She didn't come to me until today, and then I told her that if I let her know who gave Xiangling the evil idea, she would definitely let her know. He can’t eat and is walking around!”

"Then what?"

Wu Ye asked with concern.

"Then, I didn't know who it was, so I couldn't answer. After that, Yan Fei said that she was busy and left, but..."

Hu Tao deliberately stopped here, and Wu Ye asked:

"But what?"

"But I went to Wanmin Tang to ask Xiang Ling, and she described the person's appearance to me. Oh, that person also went to dinner with Ke Qing that day, and ordered golden shrimp balls. Oh? Ke Qing, you Maybe you don't know, but the famous Yu Hengxing, heh... is a difficult person to deal with. She always looks serious, but she chatted and laughed with that person, which was so lively. "

"Eh? Wu Ye, you know, the person Xiang Ling described looks very much like you."

Wu Ye listened quietly, not daring to answer. He looked as calm as an old dog on the outside, but was covered in cold sweat behind his back.

"Oh, right!"

Hutao stood up, walked a few steps, walked around behind Wu Ye, put his hands on Wu Ye's shoulders, and said softly into his ear:

"Xiang Ling said that person's name is Wu Ye. It seems to be the same as your name. Oh my, brother Wu Ye~, tell me, how could such a coincidence happen?"

"Huh? Wu Ye! Are you okay? Why are you sweating so much? It's strange, and the room isn't hot either. Could it be...that there's something wrong with you?"

"Ahem, how come?! How could I have something evil in my heart!"

"Oh? That means that person is not you."

"Oh, it's me."

Wu Ye sighed and said that he regretted not telling Hu Tao about this in time. Now Hu Tao might have random thoughts.

"So...do you like Keqing? We've known each other for so long, but you haven't even taken me out to eat."

"It's nothing, don't think too much about it."

Wu Ye turned around and noticed that Hu Tao was aggrieved, her eyes were red, and she was about to cry. He stood up and said hurriedly with a feeling of heart.

"Then I want you to make it up to me now!"

"Okay, no problem! I agree to whatever you say."

"You're not allowed to go back on your word."

"Uh-huh"

Wu Ye nodded as if pounding garlic.

"Hehe, that's great, I'll tell you one first, and I'll tell you the rest later when I think of them."

Hu Tao looked like her plan had succeeded and said with a smile, "As for crying? It's not a thing."

"Actually, there is a reason why I invited Keqing to dinner."

"No need, I know everything. Keqing led you to Yamoxuan before. You invited her to thank her, right?"

"Ah ha, then you...okay, okay, let's play like this, I am heart to heart with you, but you are playing tricks on me."

"Hey, don't be angry, please, brother Wu Ye~"

"Okay, okay, the sky is big and the earth is big, and the peach treasure is the biggest."

"Speaking of which, how come your crying scene is so good? The expression on your face just now was pitiful and pitiful."

Wu Ye asked curiously.

"Well~, how should I put it? Because when I was burying people before, I saw that everyone around me was crying bitterly, but I feel that since the deceased is dead, even if the living cry so loudly, the deceased may not be able to listen. It would even feel noisy. But the ceremonial director in the hall advised me that I should cry when doing funerals. This would make the employer think that the hall of death was professional and would be willing to pay more, so I learned how to do it. Cry quickly.”

Hu Tao said embarrassedly.

Wu Ye shook his head helplessly, sat down again, and planned to continue writing a book.

"Stop writing now. I see you haven't taken a break after writing for so long. You should complete your compensation for me first."

"Okay, you said, as long as you abide by the law."

"Hug me~"

"so?"

Wu Ye asked, opening his hands.

"It's not like this!"

Hu Tao said anxiously.

"You sit on the bed first, it will be more comfortable."

"Um?!"

Wu Ye was shocked by Hu Tao's words. He stared at Hu Tao's expression in surprise, but found no clues.

"Hurry up, I learned this on the way back last night."

"Aha? What did you learn?"

Wu Ye found that he suddenly wanted to laugh. He always felt that something wonderful would happen later.

"Last night I saw a man and woman making strange noises in the corner, eh! I thought they were quarreling. It would be dangerous if a fight suddenly broke out, so I called the patrolling Qianyan Army to come over. Anyway, wait for us When they passed by, they found out someone was coming, so they panicked and stopped arguing. They just kept the posture of a boy holding the girl sitting on him."

"Qian Yanjun took one look and said that they were a couple doing exercises in the wild. He asked me not to disturb them, and then left. But I was very curious, so I asked the girl loudly from a distance, this hugging position is very Are you comfortable? Then she didn't answer, so I had to leave."

"As a result, I just walked not far when I heard the voices of them talking behind me. It's all your fault for being too impatient. Now I don't have the face to see people. I was startled. I felt like I didn't even react down there. "Why don't we do it again?', or 'I really can't do it anymore, I'm going to Bubulu!' and so on, and then I want to try this hugging position with you."

"Oh! This hall master is serious and not telling a joke. Why are you laughing all the time!"

Hutao stamped his feet and said angrily, holding his little hands.

"Hahahaha, quack quack, hahahahaha!"

Wu Ye laughed loudly and made a quacking sound like a duck.

"Huh, no, I'm not laughing at you, but praising you for doing the right thing and preventing accidents in time so that they won't quarrel in the future."

Wu Ye laughed for more than ten seconds, finally stopped, exhaled, and said seriously.

"Oh? That means this hall master also did a good thing so that this couple will not have conflicts in the future.

"Yeah, we're not together anymore, why are we arguing?"