Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"If you keep fighting, it will rain heavily!"

Jiang Xue and Xieyue looked at Wu Ye coldly at the same time. Wu Ye's legs were shaking, but he still chose to speak:

"Uncle Jiang Xue, since the immortal taught you the skills, does he also count as your master? So if I worship you as my master, then the immortal will be my master. What do you think?"

"it is good!"

When Xieyue heard this, she was elated. In this way, her beating was not in vain. She had accepted a disciple who was more powerful than herself. At the same time, she could fulfill the emperor's order and take Wu Ye into her sect.

"Well... in this case... it can be regarded as repaying the other party's kindness."

Jiang Xue also thought about it and nodded in agreement.

"Okay, we immortals and humans must live in harmony. I think you two haven't eaten yet. Come into my cave and try my craftsmanship."

A crane spread its wings and flew in front of him and said to Jiang Xue and Wu Ye.

"Okay! Thank you Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun for your invitation. It's hard to refuse such hospitality, so we have no choice but to bother you."

Jiang Xue followed Liu Yun straight into the cave, with Wu Ye and Xi Yue following behind.

"Wait! Your name is Wu Ye, right?"

A voice sounded in Wu Ye's heart. It turned out to be Xieyue who was transmitting the message to him.

"Now you are my disciple, Wu Ye, listen up! Just eat some fruits and vegetables when you eat. Don't eat Liuyun... the food made by that crane, otherwise you will die! I didn't listen to Li Shui's advice at first and lay on the ground for three days and three nights before I woke up after eating. I almost went to find the Emperor to bury him."

"Ah! I understand, Master, do you want to remind Master Jiang Xue?"

Wu Ye made lip-syncs to Xieyue.

"No! Whoever let him hit me with a sword just now must suffer a little."

"Zieyue, why don't you two come in quickly?!"

Liu Yun stood at the door of the cave and urged.

"Okay! Wu Ye, let's go in quickly."

......

in the kitchen.

"Liu Yun, where is the child Shen He? Didn't you say you wanted to cook for her?"

"Uh, hahaha, Shen He went down the mountain for a trip, I guess he won't be back until a while."

"Hmph! Next time you ask for something, don't come to me, go to Lishui!"

Chiyue said with a sigh, and then transformed into a human form, an old man with a long beard and kind features.

"Okay! I will never come to you again if I have anything to do, as long as you are willing to taste the food I cooked today."

"You made it?! Wasn't it made by your thing called the 'Cooking Machine'?"

"That's right! This time it's version 2.0. Shen He is not here. I don't dare to go alone...because I don't want to enjoy the delicious food alone."

Liu Yun proudly pointed to the large mechanism beside him and said.

"Okay, hurry up and serve the food. It's over just to see if I eat it or not."

......

In the waiting room.

"Wu Ye."

"What's wrong? Master."

"I have three questions for you."

"Master, tell me!"

Wu Ye straightened his body and replied.

"Don't be so serious, and don't use words of respect for me. My junior brother and I... I used to get along very casually with my master. Of course, I'm not talking about Zhen Yue Zhu Yang Zhenjun, but me. The master who studied martial arts in a small mountain sect was a little old man whose pension was all eaten up by his apprentices."

Jiang Xue said, but Wu Ye felt that he was not at all casual when he said this.

"Master, I understand."

"The three questions I want to ask are: Are the monsters in the world born to be evil? Are the immortals in the world born to be good? Do we, who protect the world, only judge good and evil with our own minds?"

"Of course, you don't have to answer in a hurry now. You can tell me your answer when you come back from the mountain for training. If you forget the question, you can look for the stone tablet I erected many years ago on Mount Aozang... .Actually, I have one more question, but I want to ask you again when you leave."

"Then what does it mean to be a disciple?"

"Defeat me, defeat me within ten breaths!"

......

"Hey hey hey hahahahahahahahahahaha chicken soup is here!"

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who had transformed into a human form, was carrying steaming hot chicken soup and placed it on the table. This scene made Wu Ye feel very inconsistent. A crane was carrying chicken soup?

"Hey, the dishes are all here, why don't you use your chopsticks?"

Liu Yun looked at both sides of the table and saw that Xieyue lowered her head and seemed to be suppressing a smile, while Jiang Xue was sitting seriously. As for Wu Ye, he was looking at his nose and heart, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Eat quickly, I even made meat dishes specially for you. Normally I just make vegetarian food."

"Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, after all, you are the master. If you don't use your chopsticks first, how can we overstep our bounds? We must wait for you to come together."

Jiang Xue replied.

"Okay, let me use my chopsticks first. Cut the Moon! What are you laughing at?"

"Ah?! I just thought of something funny."

"I can't stop laughing, so hurry up and eat."

Liu Yun kicked Xieyue's thigh hard under the table.

"Ouch!"

Xieyue screamed in pain, and when he saw everyone looking at him, he smiled and said:

"Haha, it's okay. There is a mosquito in the cave. It bites people really painfully."

Jiang Xue and Wu Ye looked at each other, and they seemed to see the answer they wanted in each other's eyes: "Is this an immortal? There is no real character at all."

After seeing Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun put a piece of potato into his mouth, Xiuyue Zhuyang Zhenjun and Wu Ye looked at each other and nodded in understanding. Then Wu Ye picked up the fruits on the table and showed them off. Zaiyue used magic to suck the vegetables on the table into his mouth.

"Hiccup~"

Wu Ye and Xieyue burped at the same time. Wu Ye wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve and said:

"Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, Master, I don't know why I just want to eat fruits tonight. Anyway, I'm full. You guys eat slowly!"

"Well, I usually don't eat. Finishing the vegetables for you is my limit."

Xieyue explained.

"I know you don't usually eat, so I won't blame you if you don't eat anything tonight, but why did you finish all the vegetarian dishes? Then what should I eat?"

Liu Yun adjusted his glasses and said with an angry expression.

"Then let's drink chicken soup?"

......

When Jiang Xue gently picked up a piece of meat, he saw Wu Ye and Xieyue looking at him with pitiful expressions. He felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. He always felt that something was wrong.

"Don't worry, eat. My machine... my craftsmanship is very good."

Liu Yun said sincerely, then she spooned a bowl of chicken soup for herself and took a sip, while Jiang Xue also put the meat into her mouth.

"Hmm...it doesn't really taste good."

Jiang Xue was about to make a comment but stopped abruptly because he was frothing at the mouth and fainted on the table, while Liu Yun suddenly changed back to the crane form, his eyes became dull, and he lay on the ground, mumbling incessantly. road:

"Drink! Drinking chicken soup is such a beautiful thing! Why don't you drink it?! Give it to me..."