Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"True Lord, so the ape god is actually the guardian of the Chenyu Valley. He resisted the invasion of the abyss five hundred years ago..."

Wu Ye asked as he nuzzled his mouth towards the monkey showing off his peaches outside the cave.

"That's right! This dead monkey has a bad temper, but it is very kind to humans. Since it is willing to accept your name, you can have a good relationship with it and let it protect you."

"Sogas pinch~"

"Pah!" Zhenyue Zhuyang Zhenjun gave Wu Ye a chestnut, "What are you talking about again?"

"Then I won't say it in front of you in the future."

Wu Ye touched his head angrily.

"By the way, in half a month, you will go down the mountain with Shen He to practice. The training process is not safe. So during this period, you should practice hard and improve your boxing and sword skills."

Tie Yue touched his long beard and reminded. "

"Oh~ follow Shen He, right? I understand."

Wu Ye nodded.

"Pa!", there was another crisp head-knocking sound.

"Zhenjun, what are you doing?!"

Wu Ye felt aggrieved and angry, "Zhenjun, why are you knocking me again? If you don't tell me why, I will tell Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng that you once commented that the mechanism she built can only reduce the population of Teywat Continent." There’s no benefit.”

"Hey, hey, young man, you are always in a hurry!"

Xieyue quickly grabbed Wu Ye, "I hit you because you called Shen He directly. Shen He is my apprentice, so you should call her uncle."

"Ah?! Can I stop screaming?"

Wu Ye couldn't accept it. He found that since he came out to practice, his seniority had become lower and lower, and now he was the same generation as Chongyun.

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"No! I want to change!"

Wu Ye thought in his mind, and decided to find an opportunity to improve his seniority in the future.

"Zhenjun, then I will go practice first."

After finishing speaking, Wu Ye prepared to walk out of the cave.

"Wait! Wu Ye, take this." Xieyue stopped Wu Ye, then took out a bookcase from his arms and put it in Wu Ye's hand. "This is what the emperor gave me when he came up the mountain a few days ago. He told me to wait for you. I will give it to you personally when I come back. I was supposed to give it to you yesterday..."

"Zhenjun, it's okay. Thank you."

Wu Ye cupped his hands towards Xieyue Gong, then took the bookcase and walked out of the cave.

......

"Eat, Ape God, I'm not hungry."

Wu Ye smiled and declined the peach offered to him by the ape god.

The ape god was not angry after being rejected. He leaned against Wu Ye's back and continued to eat peaches with his legs crossed. He ate one peach in two or three bites, and then threw the peach core away, knocking out a passing bird.

Tao? Wu Ye thought of Hu Tao again. I wonder if Hu Tao was thinking of himself?

He shook his head, and then opened the bookcase Zhongli left for him. There were two letters in the bookcase, one thin, one thick, and... a long bill.

"Whoo~"

What was supposed to come had to come. Wu Ye took a deep breath and left the two letters in the bookcase to prevent them from being blown away by the wind. Then he picked up the bill and looked at it. The more he looked at it, the more frightened he became.

Throughout April, Zhongli’s total consumption records in various stores.

Two hundred thousand molas - Heyu Tea House.

Two hundred and fifty thousand molas - three bowls are not worth the post.

Four hundred thousand molas - New Moon Pavilion.

......

One million Mora - Yamo Xuan.

One and a half million molas - Liuli Pavilion.

......

A total of twelve million molas.

......

"...It turns out that Zhongli only asked me to pay the bill at Heyu Tea House for appetizers."

"That's right! Why didn't I expect that? If Zhongli only spent money in one store, then Hutao wouldn't have been promoting the business of Shengshengtang everywhere before..."

"Really! I'm so stupid! I always thought..."

"Twelve million molas! Hahaha, hahahaha, hahahahaha..."

Wu Ye went from being nervous at the beginning, to numbness, and finally became extremely excited and started to laugh out of complacency.

The ape god was eating peaches leisurely. When he heard Wu Ye's laughter, he turned around curiously. Then he saw Wu Ye's eyes were dull, and he was twisting and laughing with a long note, as if he was drunk. .

Wu Ye walked around in confusion, smiling, then suddenly fell to the ground and rolled around a few times, then got up again. When he was about to put the note into his mouth, the ape god snatched the note away with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Ape God, give it back to me..."

Wu Ye's mouth was drooling, and he staggered towards the ape god, reaching out his hand to grab the note...

"Crack!" There was a loud sound.

The ape god realized that Wu Ye was going crazy, and slapped him away, knocking Wu Ye awake.

......

"Hi~ It hurts."

"Ape God, thank you, but it would be better if you had less strength."

Wu Ye gently touched his red and swollen face with his hand, and then looked at the ape god with resentment and said.

"Woo~"

The monkey god scratched his head, looking like he had done something wrong.

"Okay, I don't blame you, I just lost my mind."

Wu Ye sat down and looked at the bill. He still couldn't help but feel worried. Counting all his money, he could only pay back 4.5 million molas out of 12 million molas, and there were still 7.5 million left. Where's Mora's account?

If he had known that he would not have given Zhong Li the one million molas, the more Wu Ye thought about it, the more he regretted it.

Seeing Wu Ye's dejected look, the ape god squatted down and touched Wu Ye's head. Then Wu Ye raised his head slightly and looked at it gratefully. It lowered its head and looked at Wu Ye tenderly, with affection in their eyes...

"cut!"

Wu Ye suddenly realized something was wrong and hurriedly stood up to interrupt the ambiguous atmosphere.

Wu Ye looked suspiciously at the ape god's lower body which was all hairy, and he began to wonder whether the other person was male or female... So he took the ape god to the only pool on the mountain, and demonstrated it himself first, sipping the water and drinking. The ape god also picked up the water and drank, and then Wu Ye encouraged the ape god to continue drinking.

"Ape God, that's right, that's it! Keep drinking!"

The ape god was very happy when he heard Wu Ye's praise, and then jumped directly into the pool and had a cool drink.

A quarter of an hour later, the ape god was still drinking!

Wu Ye noticed that the water level of the pool dropped rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. It is estimated that the pool will bottom out in a while.

"Ape God! Stop drinking. If you drink again, I will run down the mountain to find water."

"thump!"

The ape god broke out of the water and brought up a large splash of water. Wu Ye couldn't dodge and his whole body got wet. He hurriedly took out his bookcase, but fortunately, no water soaked it.

"Whoa, whoa, whoosh, whoosh!" Wu Ye heard a familiar voice, looked at the ape god, and found that it was standing by the pool and peeing wantonly. It could reach more than ten meters in the wind, which was three times stronger than Wu Ye!

oh! The case is solved, it’s a male monkey! Hmm, but something seems wrong.

"Knock it on, ape! Don't pee in the pool. How can I drink water in the future?"