Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"Like it? What kind of feeling is this?"

"Like a father who wants to resurrect his dead mother...is this considered liking?"

"Then my father probably doesn't like me anymore."

Wu Ye didn't make a sound, it was just Shen He who was asking and answering questions by himself, and his tone was even more indifferent, as if he was talking about someone else.

Late at night, the wind in the wild is always colder and biting.

Wu Ye wanted to invite Shen He to rest in the Chenge Pot, but after thinking about it, he felt that this was a bit presumptuous.

While he was struggling, Shen He had already closed his eyes and meditated, and the ape god had long been lying on the grass next to Wu Ye, fast asleep.

"Don't worry, rest easy. I'm a very light sleeper. If there is any movement, I will check for you."

Sensing something strange about Wu Ye, Shen He opened his eyes and spoke slowly.

"Ok."

Wu Ye replied.

"Forget it, Shen He may not be in a good mood, and I haven't looked into the Chenge Pot. I don't know if there is a bed. Let's make do with it tonight and talk about it tomorrow."

Wu Ye thought to himself, then added more wood to the bonfire, and then fell asleep next to the ape god.

The next morning.

"Ugh~ I'm so sleepy~ Traveler, why did you get up so early?"

"Paimon, get up quickly, we have to go on a journey today."

"Yeah, if I had known I wouldn't have drank more of the big bowl of tea given by Uncle Zhou yesterday, it would have kept me awake last night."

"Hmm, then you drank three bottles of it when you heard it was free. How can you blame others?"

"Uh...hehe, it's really my own problem."

Pamon smiled sheepishly, and then said:

"Then let's continue setting off today. We should be able to reach Liyue Port in three days' walk."

"Well, Traveler, let's go over there. There seems to be a statue over there. It should be the Rock God Statue. See if you can get the favor of the Rock God Statue and master the rock element just like touching the Wind God Statue."

Sora nodded and looked at the location of the rock statue. There was a tall building behind the statue.

......

Wu Ye and his group traveled quickly and arrived at Dihuazhou on the third day of their training.

During this period, Wu Ye invited Shen He to rest in the Chenge Pot, but Shen He refused because he was "worried about slacking off in practice."

Wu Ye thought she was right and asked the Ape God to learn from Shen He. The Ape God believed it, so he followed Shen He and learned to meditate. Then Wu Ye went to sleep in the Chenge Pot alone.

"Huh, Shen He, Wangshu Inn is just ahead. How about we go over there and make some tips? I happen to be running out of seasonings and stuff. By the way, I'm going to visit Master Jiang Xue."

"Well, I'll wait for you on the first floor."

"Okay, you can order first. You can order whatever you want to eat. I'll go up first."

"Ape God, come with me."

"Wuhu!"

The monkey god became excited when he saw many people in the inn in front of him.

Wangshu Inn is built on the Bishui River, and people often come here to enjoy the scenery. At this time, two people had a fierce argument at the railing by the river.

"Don't you think this song "Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night" is not good?"

"How can this be written well? Only a half-baked poet like you thinks it is good."

"Hey! I'm half-assed?! The poems I wrote in Qingzhou are not much better than yours?! What kind of bullshit did you, Linling, write? How dare you point fingers?!"

The man in long robe named Qingzhou argued with a red face.

"Oh, I have a self-published collection of poems, what about you? I'm afraid you don't even have a complete article, and you still dare to call yourself a great poet."

The woman named Lin Ling laughed.

"So what?! I just didn't expect it for the time being. Sooner or later I will publish my own collection of poems. And I also know that you spent your own money to publish your collection of poems. Don't think I don't know?!"

"What's more, if you don't look at what you wrote, the first sentence of "Looking at the Sea" is "The sea looks so beautiful, every blue puddle is full of water." If it were Hall Master Hu from the Hall of Purity, he would have written it. Better than you, it makes me laugh to death!"

"Moreover, if you don't read Mr. Zhang Ruoxu's poem "The spring river tides are connected to the sea level, and the bright moon on the sea rises together," the first sentence alone will overwhelm your entire collection of poems!"

Qingzhou didn't want to give face to the other party anymore, so he said openly.

"You! That's just what you think! If you have the ability, you can ask others to see whether I write better or this Zhang Shixu writes better!"

Linling was furious, and then she grabbed a person who happened to be passing by. There was a monkey accompanying this passerby.

"Brother, come and see if the poem I wrote is good."

Linling took out her "Linling Selected Poems" and opened the first poem - "Cat"

Orange cats are good, white cats are wonderful. The cat is chasing its head and meowing.

With his two big eyeballs open, all the pests can’t escape!

"How's it going? Do you think it's good? Is it a special image?"

"Hmm... Well, I think... how should I put it, uh, if I let others evaluate it... tsk..."

Faced with Lin Ling's question, Wu Ye pondered for a long time without giving an answer. Qing Zhou on the side couldn't stand it anymore, glared at Lin Ling and said:

"Don't make things difficult for others. Anyone who reads your poems will find it funny."

"Come on, little brother, look at this poem written by my idol." Qing Zhou pulled Wu Ye, then took out a thick copy of "Chinese Language" and turned to page 217, "Look at this poem written by Mr. Zhang Ruoxu. The poem is good, isn’t it?”

"I'm Kangkang, I'm knocking! This poem is such a good poem! It's so good, so good!"

Wu Ye praised from the bottom of his heart, while Qing Zhou smiled proudly and silently looked at Lin Ling, whose face turned green.

"Hmph! Two worthless guys, what are you looking at? You, too, are stupid monkeys."

Linling angrily took her collection of poems and left. The monkey god scratched his head and didn't know why he was scolded.

After saying goodbye to Qingzhou, Wu Ye took the ladder powered by the water wheel and walked up to the inn, while the ape god said he wanted to stay below.

"Hey! Who touched my braids?"

Traveling businessman Zhong Lin hurriedly turned around and took a look.

"Where did the monkey come from? Go away, go away, I'll give you six mushrooms to eat."

"Wuhu~"

The ape god happily took the mushroom and put it directly into his mouth to taste, it was soft and glutinous.

"Keng!"

"Huh? Who touches my sword?!"

Huang Shan, the bodyguard, turned around in horror and found that a monkey had pulled his sword out of its scabbard.

"Phew! Fortunately, it's a monkey...whose family raised a monkey, its quality is really low!"

"Come, I'll give you an apple and give me the sword, okay?"

Huang Shi held an apple, waved to the ape god and said.

"Zhizhizhi (Wu Ye likes to use swords, I want to give him one)!"

The ape god held the sword and shook his head, but Huang Shan didn't understand its meaning, so she pretended to threaten:

"Monkey, if you don't give me the sword, I will sell you to the circus in Fontaine to perform at the opera house later."

"Okay, let me give you a few more bananas."

“Oh ho ho (it’s been a long time since I’ve had a spicy banana that’s soft, glutinous, fragrant and sweet)!”

The ape god directly returned the sword to Huang Shi, and after picking up the apple and banana, there was a clear sound of "pop!" It turned out that the ape god slapped the opponent's butt hard.

"...You! Damn monkey! Who taught you this? Your master is definitely a gangster too. I'm going to kill you!"

Huang Shi chased the ape god with his sword and struck, but the ape god ran away quickly when he saw this.

To be honest, the Ape God also felt aggrieved. When Wu Ye was obviously grateful to him, he also patted his butt and said, "We are brothers in our hearts. How come this person has become his fault?"

"Mr. Garzan, I'm so full that I really can't eat any more."

"Lu Tong, hold on! My 'number counting machine' hasn't been perfected yet."

"The main reason is that the food you made tastes terrible and I really can't stand it."

"You...ah! Monkey? Monkey, I'll treat you to some radish and vegetable soup. It's delicious. You can try it."

When Galcha saw the ape god running over, he hurriedly grabbed it with his right hand, handed over the soup bowl with his left hand and said.

"Mr. Galcha, you are seeking medical treatment in a hurry. How can a monkey understand..."

Before Lutong finished speaking, the ape god picked up the soup bowl and took a sip.

"Yah! One gi, I'm in giaogiao (I'm knocking! Why is Kumba so hard to drink)!"

The ape god looked at this human being who took the initiative to feed him with disgust. At the same time, when he heard the sound of breaking wind behind him, the ape god immediately dodged Huang Shi's sword in a flash. However, the table in front of Lutong and Garzan was cut down. In half.

"Dead monkey! You bastard! I'm going to shark you!!!"

When Huang Shi saw that the blow missed, she said angrily and continued to chase the ape god with her sword.

"Clang!"

"boom!"

"Crack!"

The sound of bowls, tables, and stools being smashed.

In an instant, the lobby on the first floor was in a state of chaos.

Finally, Huang Shi chased the ape god and ran out of the inn.