Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"Qiqi! I'm here to play with you!"

Yaoyao led Wan Ye to Bubu Lu. Yaoyao went straight to the medicine boy who was lowering his head to sort medicinal materials.

"Qiqi?"

Seeing that Yaotong didn't respond, Yaoyao stretched out her little hand and waved it in front of Yaotong.

"...Huh? Are you calling me?...I'm sorry, I don't remember...who are you?"

The medicine boy named Qiqi reacted very slowly. Only then did she look up at Yaoyao, but her eyes were a little confused. She didn't recognize Yaoyao.

"It's okay, Qiqi, just open the notebook you carry with you. My name is in it."

"Oh... Yaoyao, cute... like a little bird. I remember you... Yaoyao, you are my good friend."

Qiqi said intermittently. Although her face was still expressionless, happiness could be heard in her tone.

"Okay! Qiqi, let's go. Sister Yun Jin is going to sing at Heyu Tea House. Didn't you say before that you wanted to go see the fun?"

"...Really? I'm sorry, Yaoyao, I don't remember..."

"It doesn't matter! Just remember it. You are not used to places with many people, so I chose a place with few people this time..."

Yaoyao happily took Qiqi's hand and walked out, while Qiqi was holding her notebook in her hand.

Bai Shu, who was standing at the counter, smiled when he saw this scene. Wan Ye nodded to Bai Shu and the snake hanging around Bai Shu's neck, and then turned around to follow Yaoyao and the others.

"Going to the theater?! By the way, I haven't been to the theater for a long time, so are you!"

A bright sound came out of the snake's mouth.

"Hahaha, yes. Changsheng, do you want to go?"

"Forget it, I won't go. There are still many patients in the medicine house. Alas..."

The snake named "Eternal Life" sighed.

"what happened?"

Bai Zhu asked concernedly.

"No... I just remembered that damn monkey. It took me to see a play in Chenyu Valley."

"You talk about it... you say it deserves to be damned when you talk about it, but you always bring it up to me."

……

"Ape God, take less. Those guys are watching us."

Wu Ye watched as the ape god took plate after plate of pastries that were available to guests for free in the teahouse, such as osmanthus cake, lotus cake, crystal snail cake, date palm honey, etc., and stuffed them all into his mouth.

"Wow wow wow! (It's so delicious! Some of the pastries are something I've never eaten before when I went to the theater!)"

"Oh? Have you ever seen a play?"

"Chirp! Gagu! (Of course! I went with a snake!)"

“That snake is called ‘Eternal Life’, right?”

"Ho? (How do you know?)"

……

"Traveller! I see Wu Ye and the Ape God in front!"

Paimon's loud voice sounded.

"Paimon, keep your voice down! Now we are conspicuous again."

As soon as Kong entered the teahouse, he saw everyone looking this way, and he raised his forehead helplessly. It seemed that there was a reason why he and Paimon were discovered by others wherever they went.

Not far away, two Pier Lifus who took a break from their busy schedule to watch the show were whispering.

"Look, look! That yellow-haired boy is the traveler in the Steam Bird newspaper who peeked at other people's baths. He looked quite handsome, but I didn't expect him to be so nasty."

"Fart! He is obviously a golden retriever, but you are right, it is indeed obscene. If you show me, I won't think he is obscene."

"Oops! Lao Zhang, I didn't expect you to think so. Although I feel the same way, I will tell my sister-in-law later."

"No, no, no! Da Liu, I was wrong! I'll treat you to a drink later."

"Oh? Do you still have money? Didn't you just pay back the money to Xiao Li?"

"It's okay... the children have read the teaching book "Chinese Language". Although they don't understand most of the articles, they can learn some at least. I also heard from Xiao Li that his husband will start a class by then. I guess The fee shouldn’t be high, so I kept some money for myself.”

"Oh~" Da Liu trailed off, "Old Zhang, you still know how to enjoy it, but you should leave some money for your wife to take care of herself. She has just recovered from a serious illness. As for the money for the drinks, I will pay for it. "

……

"Aha... I'm sorry, I'm not too excited! This is my first time to come to the theater. Oops, but we are late, the first ten rows are almost full."

"Well, let's go to Wu Ye's side first."

"it is good!"

……

"It's so lively, Chongyun and Sister Shenhe, hurry up and follow us!"

Xingqiu happily looked at the Heyu Teahouse where there were always customers, and then greeted Chongyun and Shen He behind him.

"Hello, you three."

At the door, Xingqiu and the others happened to meet Ningguang. Baixiao was followed behind Ningguang, and Ningguang took the initiative to say hello.

"Ah."

Xingqiu replied lightly, and then walked directly into the teahouse.

"Hello, Lord Tianquanxing, I'm going to take the first step."

Chongyun followed closely in Xingqiu's footsteps.

"Hello."

Shen He also replied calmly.

"Miss Shen He, I know you are a descendant of the Immortal family. The fact that Liyue Port has developed to this point is thanks to the protection of the Immortals."

"Now that you're in, I guess there won't be any seats in the front row. Why don't you come in with me? I happened to have a reservation and there are some free seats in front."

Seeing that Shen He was hesitant, Ningguang smiled confidently, turned her head and said to Bai Xiao:

"Bai Xiao, the travelers are probably here too. Help me invite them to sit in front."

"Miss Shenhe, you and the travelers are friends, right? In that case, why not sit and watch the show together."

Shen He finally nodded.

……

"Wow, the seats are already full! Fortunately, Yun Jin has reserved a seat for us."

Xiang Ling said, Hu Tao and Xin Yan on the side also nodded.

"Then let's go. Yun Jin is getting ready to perform on stage. We have to watch carefully later. We will gather together to celebrate her birthday in the evening. Then I will play rock music for everyone!"

Xin Yan said happily, and Hu Tao also said:

"Then I will sing the lyrics for you tonight. We are a perfect match and will definitely set off the whole audience!"

"Then let me cook tonight! I have created a few new dishes recently!"

"Uh... let's do it as normal, have you forgotten? Last time after Yun Jin ate your stir-fried Jueyun Pepper, her accent became hoarse for several days... At that time, Yun Ning even wanted to tear down your Wan Min Tang ”

"Yeah, okay then."

Xiangling nodded sheepishly.

"Hutao, where are you going? Our seat is in the front row."

"Well! You go and sit down. I'll just sit a little further back."

"walnut……"

Before Xin Yan could finish speaking, Hu Tao ran away in a flash.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about her, she wants to sit with her sweetheart."

Xiangling covered her mouth and smiled.

"Is Hu Tao's sweetheart the one she always mentions as Wu Ye?"

"Yeah, that's right!"

……

"Clang! Guess who I am?"

A deliberately changed voice sounded behind Wu Ye, and Wu Ye's eyes were covered by a pair of hands.

"Hmm... If you want me to guess, let me think about it -"

Wu Ye said and leaned back.

"Okay, no need to guess."

"Um?"

Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, then realized.

"Wu Ye! Go to hell!!!"

"Squeak!"

Seeing Wu Ye flirting with Hu Tao, the ape god beside him laughed unconsciously.

What does this feel like?

The monkey god didn't understand that Hutao wanted to change places with him, so he was forced to sit in the front row.

The ape god looked at the person sitting on his left with a look of disdain.

"Oh? Where did this monkey come from? It looks very majestic and its hair is soft."

Ningguang couldn't help but reached out and rubbed the ape god's head.

"Forget it, little human girl, it's okay if you touch it. 』

The ape god took the initiative to move closer and accepted Ningguang's touch with enjoyment.

After the Ningguang touch was enough, the ape god proudly turned his head and looked at the person sitting on his right, and he immediately became docile.

"Little monkey? You are coming to the show too. Don't make any noise later."

After listening to Zhongli's words, the ape god was very honest and nodded his head like garlic.

……

The audience is all here, but where are the familiar characters?

Paimeng (who can fly, does not occupy a seat), Kong, Shen He, Ning Guang, Yuan Shen, Zhong Li, Wu Yong, Xin Yan, and Xiang Ling sat in the first row from left to right.

Xingqiu sat in the second row with Chongyun and Baixiao.

Wu Ye and Hu Tao sat in the fifth row.

Wanyu stood alone in the corner of the back row, waiting quietly.

Not far from the teahouse, two little guys were sitting on the eaves hand in hand. It was Yaoyao and Qiqi.

Yun Jin put on makeup and clothes in the backcourt.

All are ready.

Then start watching the show.