Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"What?! I'm right!"

After saying that, Hu Tao got into Wu Ye's arms with a red face. Wu Ye hugged Hu Tao with a loving look on his face and touched her head gently.

"I like to eat meat! But in order to stay in shape while singing, I can only eat stir-fried shrimps every day. Recently, I have vomited...I want to eat Tianshu pork, boiled black back bass, and dry-pot bacon! Xiangling Can you do it with Wu Ye?"

Yun Jin asked with shining eyes.

"Of course! Today is your birthday. The world is big and the birthday boy is the biggest."

Wu Ye nodded.

"Okay, okay! I'm going to cook with Wu Ye today, and we'll compete with each other to see who's better at cooking?"

Xiang Ling challenged her, and Wu Ye accepted the challenge. It just so happened that he also wanted to see the strength of this famous little cook in Liyue Port.

"Then you have to compare your poetry skills with us first!"

"Wait, there's me too! I have some questions about law revision that I want to ask Wu Ye for!"

"Wow! Wu Ye, you can't judge a person by his appearance! Well... I mean, it turns out you will get so much!"

Paimon exclaimed when he saw Wu Ye was so popular.

"Hmph! Waku! (Hmph! Needless to say, this is my good brother!)"

The ape god raised his nostrils to the sky and said proudly.

It's a pity that no one understands its meaning.

"Let's go quickly! While Yun Ning is busy finishing the work, or she will find out, I will go back to eat fried shrimps again."

Seeing Yun Jin's miserable look, everyone expressed their understanding, and then under the leadership of Xin Yan, the group set off immediately.

Along the way, everyone was talking and laughing, and even Qiqi showed a happy smile because Wu Ye insisted on letting her ride on his shoulders.

Strangely enough, Qiqi felt a heat when she met Wu Ye for the first time. It was not the kind of heat that made people feel uncomfortable, but the kind of heat that made her feel warm inside.

But as soon as Wu Ye met Wu Ye, he sent himself in front of Hu Tao, which made Qiqi have a deep impression on him, and it was a bad impression.

"It's cool and very comfortable."

Qiqi thought, it turned out that the wind was blowing.

The wind is starting to blow...

"Qiqi, please hold tight, don't be blown away!"

Wu Ye reminded warmly.

Qiqi Bing's cold body temperature came from his neck, and Wu Ye remembered what the players said.

All the winds in the world will blow towards Qiqi.

……

At the foot of Tianheng Mountain, in the courtyard where Xin Yan lives.

"I admire you! Brother Wu Ye's poetic attainments are indeed better than mine. Chongyun and I are willing to be inferior."

"Huh, no need to say that!"

Wu Ye didn't say anything, but Hu Tao looked proud.

"Okay, you guys are finally done competing, it's my turn."

Yan Fei pulled Wu Ye away, and then took out a thick book of Liyue Laws.

"Well, this is too much."

Wu Ye wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"No more, no more, just over a hundred laws and regulations that need to be revised..."

Wu Ye had no choice but to be patient and use the legal knowledge he knew in his previous life to teach Yan Fei.

On the other side, Yun Jin, Xin Yan, Ke Qing and others sat together and talked about the affairs in the boudoir.

Not far away, three inhuman creatures, the Ape God, Paimon, and Guoba stared at each other. There were several pastries on the table in front of them, which the Ape God had brought from the teahouse.

"What...are they doing?"

Qiqi asked curiously, sitting on a small bench made of maple wood.

"They must be competing to see whoever closes their eyes first won't be able to eat the cake."

Yaoyao, who was pouring tea and water for everyone, said as she passed by Qiqi.

"Wow! squeak squeak. (So ​​strong! Neither the flying one nor the seniors have any signs of closing their eyes. I can’t hold on any longer! No!)』

The ape god thought to himself.

A trace of cruelty flashed in the eyes of the ape god, then he turned sideways, raised his hips and turned his back to Paimon and Guoba, and immediately turned back and smiled strangely.

"Ape God, what are you doing?!"

Paimeng didn't know why, and Guoba stretched his head back to express doubts.

"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!"

The ape god immediately farted five or six times.

"vomit~"

Paimon, who was closest to him, was instantly enveloped in an extremely foul smell. She couldn't help but retched, then fainted and closed her eyes.

Seeing this situation, Guo Ba was shocked and saw that the yellow gas was about to spread to his eyes.

He made a prompt decision, took a bite of chili pepper, closed his eyes, and breathed fire!

"Boom!"

The moment the stinky gas met the flame, a violent explosion sounded!

The pastries on the table instantly turned into a pile of charred ash, and the monkey god was knocked into the pool by the impact of the explosion. Paimon fell into a deep sleep after being awakened by the explosion, but Guoba was unscathed.

"What are you doing?! Playing with fire is very dangerous, Guo Ba, why are you breathing fire?"

After hearing the noise, Xiangling ran over from the kitchen and grabbed Guoba's ears.

Guo Ba felt aggrieved, but he couldn't express his pain.

At this time, Kong, who accepted Xiang Ling's commission to find fresh Jueyun pepper, also came back, accompanied by Shen He.

As soon as he came in, he saw Paimon fainting on the ground. He immediately dropped Jueyun Jiaojiao, ran to Paimon, and helped her up.

"Paimon! Are you okay!"

Hearing Sora's voice, Paimon immediately opened her eyes, and she whispered against Sora's ear:

"It's okay, but you can't let go of the monkey god easily. You have to ask him to give me three pieces of cake before I wake up."

After saying that, Paimon closed his eyes again.

……

After Wu Ye's severe torture, the ape god finally admitted that it was his fault.

"Ape God, do you know that you are breaking the law?! Your behavior is deliberately hurtful, and you eat fish fried with flavored fish?"

Yan Fei warned.

In such a great year, I still have so many peaches I haven’t eaten yet.

The monkey god shook his head submissively, indicating that he was wrong.

"I see, it seems they want dessert, so let me make some specialty desserts for everyone to try."

Yun Jin clapped her hands and entered the kitchen.

After a while, Yun Jin held a tray with both hands. There were more than a dozen bowls on the tray. The bowls were filled with red and white meatballs, and a thin layer of yellow powdered sugar was sprinkled on the meatballs.

"This is the 'Yunzhaoyu' I made. It's sweet, pink and glutinous. It won't hurt your throat. One portion for each person. Let's try it."

Ape God and Guo Ba were looking forward to it. Yun Jin smiled helplessly, put the tray on the table, and handed it to them first.

He swallowed the rice cake in one go, his eyes were bright, and he seemed to want to continue eating.

The ape god placed the bowl in front of the unconscious Paimon, and then took out a few more cakes and put them in the bowl, but Paimon still didn't wake up.

The monkey god scratched his head, feeling something was wrong. She didn't even wake up after this?

"Ape God, don't you still have a share for yourself? Give your share to Paimon. You can't do this kind of thing next time."

"Ouch. (I understand.)"

After hearing Wu Ye's words, the ape god felt a little disappointed and took his own share of Yun Zheyu and placed it in front of Paimeng again.

Paimon finally woke up.

"Yeah! It's really delicious. Yun Jin, your cooking is very good!"

Wu Ye took a sip and praised it, and then he looked at the ape god.

"Wuhu!"

The ape god ran over happily, took Wu Ye's bowl, and ate happily.

"Wu Ye, let's eat together, I still want to save some appetite for a big meal!"

So, Hutao and Wu Ye shared the same bowl of Yunzhaiyu, and Wu Ye also enjoyed it.