Glitched Isekai

Chapter 5 – Summoning: The Warrior



“Nexus, I would like to summon my familiar. How does it work? Can I summon, like Guenhwyvar?” Sam asked, thinking of Drizzt Do’urden’s familiar in the Forgotten Realms books by R.A Salvatore.

[Unable to comply. No reference point to abilities]

“Huh? What do you mean?” he asked

Suddenly, many pictures of Guenhwyvar appeared in the screen in his head. They were all from the known artist drawings from the books and even fan art from the internet.

[From your mind, we have no reference to how said familiar will move, how fast, how powerful it is. The closest reference point is of panthers. Do you want to proceed?]

Suddenly, the screen changed to youtube videos of panthers attacking, hunting etc.

“I suppose building a Guenhwyvar-like familiar using panther or even tiger characteristics may not be the most advantageous in a realm that may have dragons and other magical creatures. Heck, it will not be sufficient to help me in this fight with these bandits” Sam thought.

“So what choices do I have?” he asked

[While searching your memories, a certain category of familiars may be summoned, based on necessary characteristics and sufficient video and movie footage]

“Necessary characteristics… like what?”

[Familiar must be female]

“Huh? Why?”

[Because Sam Serra is male]

“What does that have to do with anything?”

[Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve]

“What the fuck? I may not be gay, but because of that I cannot have a male familiar?”

[Affirmative. The penis only fits in a vagina, not with another penis. That's how sex works]

“I understand how sex works, but what does that have to do with summoning a familiar?”

[Only male and female can reproduce]

“Reproduce a… familiar?”

[Affirmative]

Sam was stunned. Why does this sound more complicated than it needed to be?

“Fuck whatever. So what do you suggest?” he said, deciding to just proceed.

[Familiar category – Female heroes. Sufficient video footage of multiple targets. Abilities clearly defined]

Instantly a video appeared in his head showing footage of multiple female heroes in battle. They flashed from Black Widow in the Avengers movies, Aeon Flux from the Aeon Flux movies, Serene from the Underworld movies, Wonder Woman, Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter movies and on and on. They were in their full costume and fully armed with their respective weapons.

“Ok. I get it. Not bad. Lets proceed. How do I choose?” he asked.

[Choice will be at random based on need. Proceed?]

“Fuck yes! Otherwise I’m dead here against these bandits" he answered.

What seemed like a folder appeared in his head, with names and a heroine. They were all from the live action movies or TV shows and of course looked exactly like the actresses that played them in the movies.

[Familiar will be chosen at random]

The folder started flipping and stopped at a random page. Sam stared at the page.

“Mindy McCready… Hit Girl. Kickass 2. That’s probably the last movie I saw too” he said, looking at a teen Chloe Grace Moretz with purple hair.”

[Remove clothes to prevent ripping]

“Huh… ok” he said. Might as well follow instructions to see how this works.

He threw his clothes to the floor, standing completely nude and said “Ok. Ready to go. Lets summon my familiar!”

[Affirmative]

Suddenly, he started twitching and spasming. Every muscle in his body suddenly tensed up tight making his skin tight everywhere. Even his penis was completely erect.

Then, he looked in horror as fingers, then a hand and arm moved under his skin, then stretched out from his chest. Another arm appeared out from his back.

The arms moved around his body making him look like a weird creature with 4 arms, then re-entered his body.

Then both hands appeared at the front of his hip bone and seemed to be trying to climb out of his hip.

Purple hair started appearing on his hairless pubic area which grew longer and longer and something seemed to be growing from his pubic area right under his cock.

Just then, a head popped out from his pubic area and Sam felt lips close onto his cock. It was Mindy, who had her eyes wide open as a huge cock was sticking out of her mouth.

She found that where her tongue should be, she had a huge cock instead and she could barely move the fully erect organ with her muscles that should have been moving her tongue.

“MMMMMPRH” she said gripping the cock that was sticking out of her mouth with both hands. However, as they were conjoined, when she touched Sam’s penis, she felt it as well, as if it were her tongue.

By now, she had balls where her chin should be and she touched them with horror in her eyes realising what they were.

Not getting anywhere, she decided to swallow and more of her head came out of his hip. She felt the large cock enter her throat and she used her hands on her throat to help push it down. 

She had to swallow first two balls, then many inches of cock before it disappeared into her mouth and she regained use of her tongue again. .

Her arms and legs sprouted out of his body, and then her upper torso revealing her nude nubile breasts.

Finally, most of her body was revealed with her full torso exposed with head and arms, then legs sticking out of Sam's hips. 

They were still literally joined at the hips as she tried to move around. Her hips were still inside his body somehow, so as she moved, her whole body moved around his body while her hips were still inside him.

She moved up his body until her hips were in his head, with her legs sticking out of where his ears should be. It looked like his face was buried inside her pussy or anus, with his arms now flailing away pushing her down his body.

They both looked like alien conjoined twins that could move independently, yet could not separate.

“Get… off … me” she said as she hit his chest with a fist, but then groaned in paid as she felt her own fist punching herself in the pussy.

“Calm down Chloe!” Sam yelled at her as she seemed to be panicking at the strange situation.

“I’m not Chloe!” she answered looking at him with a bewildered look on her face.

Just then, he pushed her body down to his hips again and her hips popped out of his hips as they joined and where his penis would be entering her pussy.

“Aaahh! So big!” she groaned. “Tight!” he gasped simultaneously as both of them suddenly stopped moving and looked at each other, realizing that they were now separated, and that he was balls deep inside her.

She grimaced and put her hands on his chest, pushing herself off him.

“Don’t move” he said, grabbing her by her shoulders and shoving her down onto him.

“No… get out… get out” she said, her face blushing and her nipples hardening.

“Don’t…. don’t squeeze so hard” he said, feeling her squeeze his cock hard, on and off multiple times as if she was orgasming. It was overwhelmingly pleasurable.

“Ah… ah… ah” she groaned and suddenly Sam exploded inside her as she hugged herself, her eyes rolling up and she fell off his body.

Finally, their hips separated and his large organ could be seen slowly moving out of her, covered in cum and blood.

She got off him, holding her groin with her hand.

“I’m sorry Chloe” he started

“I’m not Chloe!” she yelled.

“I mean Mindy. I can explain everything” Sam continued.

“No need. I know everything” she said.

“You do?” Sam was shocked

“Yes… I’m your familiar. I may not believe it, but after climbing out of your body, I have no choice but to accept the possibility of it being real” she said angrily.

“Um.. now what?” he asked, looking at her naked body.

“Now, I want to take my anger out on a few morons…. Or did you summon me just for sex?” she asked.

“No…. I really need your help disposing those bandits” he said, looking at the bandits that were semi-transparent, still looking around for him not too far away.

“Good. I want to fuck some fuckers up real good” she said with suddenly two short swords in her hands, heading menacingly towards the bandits.

“Where did she get those weapons from?” Sam asked

[All familiars come with their required accessories]

“Accessories but no clothes?” he asked again.

[Clothes are not a necessity as they provide no function here. They do not provide sufficient protection and secret identities are irrelevant here]

“What about their modesty?” he asked as he put on his blouse and skirt and ran after her.

[Modesty is a luxury, not a necessity]

“Alright… fuck that. Exit Nexus! [Scan Levels], [Magic Missile]!” he yelled as he ran after Mindy.

Mindy appeared out of nowhere, but like a hurricane she ripped through two bandits and sliced them up in seconds. Then she ran towards the other bandits.

Sam appeared behind her, firing one magical bolt at each target he sees with stats on top of them. Each bolt unerringly found their target. Some managed to directly kill its target, others merely injured them only for Mindy to finish them off.

Within a couple of minutes, both of them finished of the bandits. There were 12 in total.

“Now what?” Mindy asked

“I suppose we have to go through the forest at night” he answered.

They scavenged through the bodies of the bandits. Their clothes were smelly and filthy, so they decided not to use them.

“Can you get me any clothes?” she asked him.

“Do you want these?” he asked as he looked into his bag and took out Sharon’s bra and panties. He also took out some wolfskins from his inventory.

“The bra is not practical. Too lacy and the underwire might injure me when I am fighting. But I suppose I will use this” she said, putting on the panties.

“I feel more secure being covered down here” she said as she touched her pussy over the panties.

Then she draped the wolfskin over her shoulders, still topless underneath.

“Where… where are your short swords?” Sam asked.

“A lady never reveals all her secrets” she said smiling as she walked ahead of him.

"But..but she doesn't have any clothes, or pockets, or bags...." he mumbled

“Surely she couldn’t have hidden her weapons….down there?” he thought, letting his imagination run wild as his eyes followed her swaying hips in those lacy panties as she walked into the forest.


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