Global Killing: Start Awakening Ssss-Level Talent

Chapter 0051: This TM is a Farmer? The Hulk has to kowtow when he comes! Can you make it up a little more fake!?!!

Chu Yun… It’s really breaking down!

If you are not at the United Nations Conference now, you need to pay attention to the international impact

Then he would definitely have cursed the export long ago!!!

TMD……

What are these wooden pimples of the military district doing!!! Ploughing?

Is there a TM you guys ploughing like that!?

Are there no cattle in the army? No tractors!? You need to pull the rake with your shoulders to plow the field!?

It’s still disgusting copywriting… What [Life lies in movement! A good day starts with a plow]

I’m really going to throw up!!!

May I ask that there are such literary peasants in that country?

That country has such peasants who pull the plough and rake the fields bare-chested? And also……

Still that sentence!

Can you use dim sum when choosing actors!!!

This muscular man who pulls a plough rake and runs wildly in the wheat field… That β physique can simply go to fight and win the national bodybuilding championship! You let him play the farmer?

Is there no one in the military district!?

“……”

Director Chu Yun really couldn’t help it, and scolded in a low voice.

Now he…

It’s really a big head!

Originally, his request was good…

Let these military district accounts all disguise themselves as ordinary peasant people.

In this way, you can blatantly buy mecha, and you will not be caught by the United States…

Would have been a good thing!

It’s hard to make it like this!

It didn’t play any role in disguise, not to mention… On the contrary, it also made the United States more skeptical and less convinced!

Ay……

Looking at General Mike who roared madly on the opposite side… This time, Chu Yun really understood very well.

This exaggerated scene…

Who can’t see that this peasant is pretending? Who can’t see that this video is all posed?

Plus that mentally retarded account ID…

Just put “We are a military district account in disguise!” ”

Paste on everyone’s faces!

This Nima…

Chu Yun secretly gritted his teeth, helpless in his heart: “This is engaged… How can I make it up!!! ”

And unlike Chu Yun’s annoyed mood…

When the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom saw this funny scene. Straight poof! All laughed.

“Hahahahaha! This video really laughed me to death!!! A shirtless muscular man…

It’s really talented to plow the ground in the usual way of weight-bearing training!!! But……

This warrior’s waist strength and core strength are really strong… This drags the speed of the plough rake… It’s really not comparable to changing old scalpers!

”

“Hey…

This is really… People can’t complain! I myself am a veteran…

So I understand very well what this comrade-in-arms is doing… In fact, the cultivation conditions of the army are not so bad at all! What cattle, tractors, harvesters and everything…

It’s even very advanced! But…… Well, people in the army, there is. ”

It has been isolated for a long time, and it is indeed a bit out of touch with the outside society.

Possible…… In the eyes of those military district bosses, poor peasants just don’t have cattle, no tractors… So that’s how you can plow.

“I really can’t laugh anymore… Hahaha! Look at the expressions of Director Chu Yun and General Mack…

The expressions of these two people are really funny! General Mike is completely a “Do you think I am a fool?” ]’s expression…

And Director Chu Yun is even more funny…”

“After a night of calmness, he… The current gritted teeth expression is really going to break the work, ahahah! ”

“Oh my God… This……

The camouflage effect of the official accounts of these military regions is also too obvious! No, no, no… This cannot be described as obvious!

Traces of this posing… And that kind of pretentious copywriting… Hahahaha, how could there be such a pretentious and strong peasant in the whole world!!!

Look at it this way… Really. ”

“It’s a specialty! You let these warriors and generals lead troops to fight… Playing the tricks of these literati, they are really not good at it!!!

”

“But… This thief shouted to catch the thief, and there was no silver here for three hundred taels, and in the end, he still carried a stone and shot himself in the foot…”

The pressure came to Director Chu Yun again!!! This time, I was really a little worried about Director Chu Yun… Now that things have come to this point, it’s just like that

It is difficult to explain the direct shopping of the border guard account! [I really don’t know… What kind of reason do you have to make up this time to explain the 188 handsome guy kicking the hoe, and the picture of Mr. Bodybuilder ploughing the ground artificially…

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“Aaaaaa Please, don’t say! It’s embarrassing to think of this scene!!!

”

Seeing that Chu Yun didn’t answer for a long time, he tactically drank water there…

General Mac jumped up directly angrily: “MR Chu Yun!!! Put down your thermos cup now! Answer our questions head-on!

”

“You stop tactically drinking water to delay time! Tonight… You haven’t heard the posture of drinking water!!!

Is the bottom of your little thermos cup leading to the Pacific Ocean? Can’t finish drinking!? ”

Let’s just say…

General Mac walked to the big screen angrily.

Pat the name of that account [Tanaka Farmer]…

Pat that pretentious copywriter [Life is in sports! ] A good day begins with ploughing]…

At last!

He slapped the little video that was playing

The muscular man whose muscles are going to explode… Drag a huge plough rake with more strength than an ox!

Everywhere it goes… Dusty!!!

Several ravines up to half a meter deep are shocking!!!

“Tell us out loud! Mr. Chu Yun!!! You tell me……

This is what you call a farmer!? This TM is simply the invincible Hulk, right!!! The Hulk is coming, and this plow rake may not be able to pull!

”

“Even if you want to fool us, you want to tease us… How much snacks too!!! This…… This kind of posing for such a visible video… Do you have to act a little more fake!? ”

In the face of General Mack’s pressing…

No way.

Director Chu Yun had to put down the thermos cup that had long been without water… And then forced laughter… Strong words:

[This… Is there anything wrong with the video? Isn’t this a very ordinary farmer, a very ordinary daily life? 】

“Ordinary fart!!!”

General Mack’s lungs exploded!!!

Where is the racial talent of the people of the Dragon Kingdom… It’s just talking nonsense with your eyes open!

And his face is not red and his heart is not beating: “Look me in the eyes!!! Mr. Chu Yun!!! Are you saying these words worthy of your conscience?

Is it worthy of your soul? ”

“Have you ever seen a farmer with this muscles that can play boxing matches? I believe this terrifying explosive power, you say that one beats ten!!! Excuse me……

What country can have such a powerful farmer!? Are the fields of your country regularly invaded by aliens? That’s why the peasants need such strong combat effectiveness!?

”

……

Listen to General Mack’s roar.

All the delegates who are doing it… At this time, everyone was silent…

Although they still support the Dragon Kingdom in their hearts.

But…… But this posed video is too fake, right!!!

If only this could be made up for reasons to fool the past… General Mike would definitely dare to hit the stone wall head-on! Died on the spot!

Dying with a clear will!!!

“This time… Maybe the Dragon Kingdom really can’t make it up… I can’t find any reason to explain this video.

”

“yes, yes… Although I am firmly on the side of the Dragon Kingdom. But……

The acting skills of this video are really fake! I have to say… Maybe the honest Dragon Country people…

Not very good at deception itself? ”

“I feel the same way… I am the Director of our National Sports Department. Do you know how fake and pompous the acting skills of the athletes of the Dragon Kingdom are? Zhang Yining, a table tennis player in their country, is the big devil…

When giving a ball to Sakura Country’s Ai Fukuen… Threw the ball directly under the table… The acting skills are really urgent!

”

“But… This is a very bad situation! Once this question is not explained clearly…

That would be equivalent to admitting in front of the whole world that [the Dragon Kingdom is secretly trading arms to the military]! This…… This is a very serious matter! It’s better to sell it brightly! ”

“If Chu Yun, the defense chief of the Dragon Kingdom, can’t make up a reasonable reason. It will make what he said before contradict himself! It greatly affects the international image and international status of the Dragon Kingdom!!! ”

……

Everyone was worried about Chu Yun…

Whether it is the representatives of various countries at the United Nations Conference, or the netizens who are anxious to wipe their sweat in the webcast room… Everyone was worried that Chu Yun was cornered!

Everyone was worried that Chu Yun really couldn’t make it up!!! However……

Marvel!!! Or did it happen!!!

In the face of General Mack’s questioning… Chu Yun showed a light smile again!

This relaxed smile… Dragon Kingdom netizens are too familiar!

This means… This Dragon Kingdom defense who turned decay into magic

Director! Finally! Again! Another outrageous and reasonable excuse!

I saw Chu Yun smile and change his sitting posture, and slowly said: “Mr. Mike… If you see such a video of human flesh pulling a lute… If we feel like we’re acting and posing for film…

That means – [You don’t understand the difficulties of the farmers of the Dragon Kingdom at all, and the cruel living environment they face!!! ”

Chu Yun’s words were loud!

The audience instantly fell silent… Listen to Chu Yun’s refuting rumors! Ah no… It’s a factual explanation!

After glancing at the quiet audience, Chu Yun paused and continued: “Who doesn’t know that pulling a plough rake with an ox is easier and more labor-saving? Who does not know that pulling a plough rake with a tractor is more efficient and less effortless? Everyone knows this.

”

“But… This is similar to the famous “Why not eat minced meat?” “And we eat cake without rice bread!

”

“Ironic story like… If! These farmers really have cattle at home, if they really have tractors! They…… How could it be possible to plow the ground in such a stupid and damaging way!?!? ”

……

Chu Yun’s voice was too high!

The loud cry blends into his own ample feelings! His statement was infectious!!!

A hot back every…

That’s when I realized the core problem!!! Oh, yes……

Who doesn’t know that oxen should be used to plow the land?? Who doesn’t know that the tractor is more powerful!?

If there are such conditions…

How could anyone be willing to plow the ground with their body?!!!? The answer to the question lies here.

[Not every farmer has cattle and tractors! ] 】

“That’s right… I think you’ve all guessed what I’m going to say. ”

Chu Yun’s voice became sad and pitying: “In the Dragon Kingdom… There are still tens of millions of peasant masses today… Living on the poverty line where hunger and cold are mixed…

Especially in those remote areas, mountainous areas, desert areas… The life of the peasants is even more bitter than we can imagine! ”

“In that kind of poor area… Where will there be any tractors!? What excess grain will there be to feed the cattle!?

Destitute and destitute… Out of your own body! There is simply nothing!!!

”

“So…[Do you think they want to use their bodies to pull the plough and rake the ground?] This is completely…

Is it forced by life!!! ”

This moment…

The whole venue was as silent as death…

In the webcast room… Nor did anyone take the floor.

Everyone was silent…

Many people burst into tears!!!

Originally…… Behind it all! There is such a cruel truth hidden!!!

There were even some sobs of female delegates in the venue…

“But… But! ”

General Mike was really calmed by Chu Yun’s powerful infectious aura… But still insisted on retorting: “But… Peasants who can’t get enough to eat…

Can there be such a big, standard, muscle mass comparable to bodybuilding champions!? ”

……

Chu Yun sighed, looked at the sky and said leisurely: “You only see the muscles… But those muscles, 4.4 are all the hardships this farmer has endured over the years… It is the fatigue accumulated over the years, and it is the helplessness of the sun, moon and stars!

”

Rumble!!!

The audience boomed! Filled with deep respect!!!

“But… But!!! ”

General Mike is really a little blinded!

What’s going on…… Why was everything suddenly explained by him!?

You must not be fooled into it!

So he went on to retort: “That… How do you explain those pretentious copywriting!!! And what a good day starts with ploughing!

It seems that his life is not bitter at all! ”

Chu Yun still looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, his face full of sadness: “This is the most respectable place for this farmer…”

“It is clear that his life is very difficult, but he still has a heart that loves life, full of positive energy and full of hope!!!”

Rumble!!!

The audience stood up! Shocked!

“This… All right! But—but!!! ”

General Mike is already a little broken!!!

WTF！？

How can any outrageous thing be explained by him!? But among them…

There is one more thing that is not clear at all!!! Contradicting Chu Yun’s own words!!!

“Good! What I said before is true! ”

General Mike gritted his teeth!!!

With all his strength, he gambled on his ultimate dignity and shouted, “But! There’s one thing you definitely can’t explain!!! ”

“Since you said that this farmer is very poor and very difficult, and even the family can’t even afford to raise a cow…”

[But! Just this farmer’s account! One person bought 76 mechs that cost 600,000!!!

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“Please tell me!!! He can’t afford a cow! Where did the tens of millions of these mecha buy come from!?

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