[Greek mythology] Lord of Hades

Showing weakness played very well for Zeus.

He used this trick before to conquer many simple and ignorant princesses from small countries. After Sleeping Beauty, he patted his ass and left, fully showing the ruthless image of pulling dicks.It is impossible to say that those princesses do not know that Zeus is the king of gods. Zeus has many temples, and the statues of gods standing on the temples are seven or eight times similar to the main body.

Knowing that he is the king of gods, but still having sympathy and overwhelming love for him, he deserved to be dumped by him.

There is no one in this world who can pity him!

He is the god above the gods, the father of the gods, and his supreme authority allows him to stand upright even in the face of the first generation of gods.The creation and destruction of human beings all depend on his one thought, and Zeus did not pay attention to mortals from the bottom of his heart.

But in front of Hades, the eldest brother, Zeus's weakness was sincere.

Hades didn't have any compassion for him, and would stay here because of the family relationship accumulated over time between them.Without this feeling, Zeus and Hades are just stranger gods, not worth wasting any time at all.

"Woooo-"

Zeus played the music and looked at Hades.

The majestic eyes that used to be full of eagle wings turned into bright smiles, and the blue eyes seemed to be able to speak.

【You will eventually soften your heart to me. 】

【elder brother. 】

Hades heard him address himself, lowered his eyes, and stared at the flowers and plants in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.

Zeus took down the instrument and said dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you look at me, do those flowers and plants look as good as me?"

Hades approached him, Zeus's heart moved slightly, and he looked up at him.

Then--

Hades tapped him on the head.

"Blown off the tune."

"..."

Zeus was stiff all over, no no, how could he make such a low-level mistake!

Convinced of this, Zeus argued, "I'm sure there is no problem."

Hades thought for a while.

"Probably because the version I listened to is too old, and your piece has added other changes."

"Yes, that must be the reason!"

Zeus breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt a pain in the ass towards Hades.How long has Hades been in the house, and he only remembers the original version of the song, but he doesn't know that the song he likes to listen to has been improved by many people.

It didn't take long to celebrate Zeus's birthday, and Hades sat down beside him, his black robes falling down the steps.For a god like him, there are very few indecent gestures. For him, his image and etiquette are integrated into every move of Hades.He didn't know when he became like this, he only knew that when he recalled the memories of his previous life, he found that he had changed beyond recognition.

Indifferent, rigorous, self-disciplined, restrained.

This is Hades.

Hades went to see Zeus, but the three generations of god kings on Mount Olympus did not have the inherent image of a king at all. They held musical instruments and talked eloquently about the development of the mortal world, explaining hundreds of thousands of years of human history clearly. .

Seeing that Hades was only a listener, Zeus asked back: "Hades, when is your birthday?"

Hades replied, "I don't know."

Zeus seemed to be waiting for his answer, his eyes flashed, "How about we go find it?"

Confusion appeared in Hades' green pupils.

Find?

How to find the time when a god was first born?

Zeus didn't mention asking from Rhea, and only said, "Since you have a close relationship with the God of the Abyss, why not try to find your own origin from this Nether Abyss, it is said that the Nether Abyss is the body of His Royal Highness Tartaros. "

When Hades heard this, he turned his head, "Not interested."

Anything related to Tartarus, he wasn't going to get to the bottom of it.

The Zeus thief said with a smile: "It's okay if you ignore him, but you can find your real mother god."

Hades: "..."

Zeus has long seen that he has an Oedipus tendency, and instigates him, "Try it." Hades has neither Rhea's blood nor Cronus' blood, which makes both his parents a "mystery" .

Zeus was very curious about the final result, in case Hades' mother goddess was Gaia—he probably had reasons to persuade Gaia to let her give up the idea of ​​eating the tender grass of Pluto.

Hades was moved by his words.

The two gods left the Pure Land of Bliss, and in one place, Hades hesitated to put his hand on the Netherland.

As the King of Hades, he can call upon the Underworld.

[Honorable His Majesty Hades, what do you want to ask——]

【…】

Hades couldn't help but glanced at the enthusiastic Zeus, do you really want to do this kind of thing?

It feels out of style.

Zeus acted as a dog-headed military adviser to advise, "Ask it, when and where were you born."

Hades asked indifferently: "Nether, I want to know my origin."

Nether Earth was strangely silent.

After a brief disconnection, Netherland, which is connected to the earth's veins, spoke slowly.

【Your Majesty, I think you should ask His Highness Tartarus. 】

[I don't want to see him. 】

[But I can't go against that person's wishes. 】

Netherland's consciousness retracted to the deepest part of the soil and no longer communicated with Hades.

Hades told Zeus the expected result, "You don't need to look for it, it won't say it." Zeus cursed the character of the god of the abyss secretly. If you want Hades' son, just come forward and recognize him. The practice of refusing to say anything and insisting on asking Hades to come to the door by himself is completely hitting Hades' minefield.

Zeus comforted Hades, "I'm meddling in my own business, why don't we find a place to eat?"

Hades looked sideways, "Do you know where there is food in Hades?"

Zeus said very proudly: "Who am I? I have explored all the places where I can play!"

The gods of Mount Olympus, who regard eating, drinking, and merrymaking as the goal of their lives, refresh the food from all over the world every year. Like several famous scenic spots, they will step on their feet and leave a few poems to express their feelings.And places with beautiful scenery naturally contain the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, which is a place where the gods want to go, but it is difficult to get in. They don't have a pure and innocent soul.

Zeus quickly took Hades, the Pluto, to eat.

Seeing Zeus, the goddess with excellent cooking skills reflexively wanted to close the door of the temple and throw him out, but Zeus was surrounded by Hades, and the goddess' face turned green and white, and reluctantly said: "Your Majesty Pluto, please Enter."

The goddess of this family is good at dim sum, and the god of the other family is good at brewing wine, and there are some specialties from the demon tribe and so on.

After shopping around, Zeus was satisfied.

Sure enough, looking for Hades to brush your face in Hades is the best!

Thinking that these underworld gods ignored him as the god king, Zeus squeezed a handful of bitter tears for himself. His reputation has already stinked to the underworld.

Hades looked up at Mingyue, the goddess of Mingyue had just returned from her best friend's temple, and pulled the carriage away from the sky.Sensing the gaze on the ground, Hecate looked lazily and found that it was Hades, she smiled lightly.

"Your Majesty, good night."

"Goodnight."

After Hades answered, the goddess left as if she hadn't seen Zeus.

Zeus struggled, "Why do they all dislike me?"

Hades was in a good mood after wandering around, and said impartially: "Do you think there is anything pleasing to the eye?"

Zeus replied straightforwardly: "Face! Body!"

Hades walked away.

Zeus quickly chased after him and grabbed his sleeve, "I'm telling the truth, don't you love to listen to the truth?"

Hades looked at him the way someone looks at a brazen person.

"As a male, you only have these two points to show off. What do I need to praise you for?"

"These two points are very important!"

"unimportant."

"Are you kidding, can you accept a person who is not good-looking and has a bad figure?"

"I can, what the underworld official needs is talent."

Hades blocked Zeus with a calm sentence, and Zeus opened his mouth wide, so shocked that he couldn't refute for a long time.

He talked to Hades about the object, and Hades talked to him about the selection of personnel in Hades.

Can you still have fun playing!

In this way, Zeus was heartbroken, and Hades returned to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss as if nothing had happened.During this period of time, the number of times he lived in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss has greatly increased, and the underworld officials collectively looked at him with gratified and excited eyes, as if he finally had a human side.

Hardy is also very speechless. It is not wrong for him to like to work, but it is normal to take a break occasionally.

It's a pity that none of his subordinates can understand his workaholic heart.

Life does not have enough things, it will only lose the meaning it should have. Hades has not slept for more than seven days since he left Cronus' belly.He cherishes every minute and every second, and doesn't intend to waste it on the so-called "drowsiness". He has enough patience and sense of responsibility for this world.

Before stepping into his bedroom, Hades put his hand on the door of the palace, turned around and said, "Happy birthday."

Zeus stared at him blankly as if stunned.

Hades reflected on his character, is he really so indifferent?Even saying such a sentence can stimulate Zeus's mind, and his inner activities are full of "Is this Hades? It's incredible that Hades told me happy birthday..."

Hades got a headache.

Pushing open the door, Zeus suddenly rushed over from behind and hugged him happily.

"Thanks, Hades."

"Ah."

"Can we do it again next year?"

"Let go."

Hades squeezed his paw indifferently again, stepped forward, and shut Zeus out of the door.

Zeus stood where he was, lonely and depressed.

In the middle of the night, sleeping together in the same bed is the best thing.

Sighing for three seconds at Hades' incomprehensible style, Zeus returned to his sleeping place, slammed his body on the bed, and let out a long and comfortable breath, "It's really good without a bunch of bad things about Mount Olympus .”

Presumably his site has been fried.

The god king disappeared, the god queen divorced and broke up, and the first drama of the year came to an end.