[Greek mythology] Lord of Hades

It took less than a month for Zeus and Poseidon to demolish the house and work as coolies in the Pure Land of Elysium.And those gods who watched the excitement, after Hades ordered the expulsion, very consciously left.

This is a pain for Athena and Artemis. They just went to the Pure Land of Bliss to join in the fun, but they were also sealed in the Pure Land of Bliss. The scene of soul exchange.At that time, Amphitrite's expression cracked, and the finger holding Poseidon was trembling, "Who the hell are you?"

The returned Poseidon sat down on the ground with no image at all, "Who else could it be, of course I am myself."

Zeus also had sore muscles and couldn't lift his arms.In order to rebuild the palace and make meritorious deeds, both he and Poseidon exhausted their physical strength, as if a little use was a little loss.

Athena sat beside Zeus in a white dress, poking his tense muscles with her fingers.

"Father?"

"Oh, it's me."

"Did you switch bodies with the Sea Emperor during this time?"

"It's not that that guy is not reconciled. If he wants to be the king of gods, I will let him be for a while."

"... But I heard that he was slapped by the goddess on Mount Olympus."

"Cough cough!"

Zeus coughed violently, trying to hide the incident, but Poseidon became furious in an instant, "You made a mess of shit, and you want me to bear the consequences. Do you know how long Demeter cried in the Palace of the King of Gods? Seven days! I'm going crazy!"

Amphitrite pinched Poseidon's cheek and twisted it hard.

"It's very comfortable to be a god king!"

"Ow—"

"My wife doesn't want it anymore, does she?"

"Ow—"

Haihou bowed with both hands, twisting Poseidon's handsome face into twists, "I think you don't want to go home anymore!"

Poseidon cried bitterly, "No, I want to go back to the sea realm!"

Amphitrite looked at such a hopeless-looking husband, and laughed angrily. Fortunately, she hadn't heard any news about having an affair with the goddess on Mount Olympus recently, so she chose to temporarily let Poseidon go.

Looking at Zeus with eyes like water, a smile appeared on Amphitrite's beautiful face, which was different from Hera's, which made Zeus feel pleasing.Seeing Zeus' admiring gaze, Poseidon stood in front of his wife. Damn, this younger brother's biggest hobby in the past was whoring wives, so it's not safe to ask him to look at any woman more.

Zeus said angrily: "Go away, Poseidon, I'm talking to your wife!"

Is it true that he is hungry?

Amphitrite hugged Poseidon's arm, her eyes softened a little, and she asked Zeus, "Your Majesty, did you do anything bad with Poseidon's body?"

Poseidon reflexively wanted to touch his butt.

Zeus said convulsively: "Poseidon... I think you deserve a beating!" Under the suspicious eyes of the husband and wife duo, including the two daughters, Zeus covered his face in despair, "I don't even have his bed. Climb up, how could you do those things!"

Poseidon breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, I don't want to have this kind of relationship with my brother."

Amphitrite also rejoiced in her husband's virginity.

Anyway, there is a bottom line.

Artemis whispered: "Father God has not succeeded for so long." According to the records of Mount Olympus, Zeus has never spent more than three years pursuing a person. no success.

It can only be said that Hades, the king of the underworld, is really a terrifying male god!

When Athena heard it, she said a fair word for Zeus: "After all, Pluto doesn't like love, this is a well-known thing."

Zeus shed tears of sorrow from the bottom of his heart.

While they chatted, the outline of the collapsed house was barely built, with limited materials, and everyone contributed a part of the collection.When the palace was fully established, Poseidon instigated Zeus to write the divine inscription "Harbour of the Hades" on the palace. Zeus said cheekily: "This kind of name needs to be written by Hades himself, and it doesn't count if I write it myself."

Poseidon rolled his eyes, walked to the barrier, and knocked, "Brother, let us out!"

The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss has been flooded in the Styx River for many days.

Although it cannot be flooded at present.

Poseidon didn't dare to bet that there are many clean and flawless souls in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. Once the barrier is broken, the interior of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss will be flooded and polluted by the River Styx. Who is to blame?No need to ask, it must be counted on the two of them.

Unjustly dead!

The Pure Land of Elysium contains Hades' understanding of life and hides the will of Hades. As soon as Poseidon's words were spoken, Hades in the distance received his brother's begging for mercy.Hades carefully inspected the structure of the palace, and after making sure that they didn't just build something to fool him, Hades looked at Zeus who didn't speak.

The blond God King sat on the grass, his white robe was dusty, and there were a few grass clippings in his hair.

Compared with Poseidon, who is alive and kicking, he looks very depressed.

【Ugh……】

Heart sounds are also full of negative energy.

Two flowery and jade-like goddesses surrounded Zeus, comforting him with one sentence, but the effect was similar to making up the knife.At a glance, Hades recognized Athena, goddess of wisdom and war, and Artemis, goddess of the moon.

Poseidon's voice drew his attention back, "Brother! Call me back!"

Hades' response -

Throw Poseidon ashore alone.

One by one, and then the Queen of the Sea, Hades threw Amphitrite into Poseidon's arms, and then threw Zeus aside, and Zeus's two daughters were thrown directly on Zeus, using Zeus as a pad .

Zeus's face twisted, and he immediately recovered his usual vitality, "You are so heavy! Get up!"

The two goddesses said in unison: "It's not heavy!"

Zeus was speechless.

Although Athena's figure is not as good as that of Artemis, it is also bulging forward and backward. How can the two goddesses not be heavy together.Zeus, who couldn't understand women's thinking, got up, patted the dust on his clothes, looked up again, and saw Hypnos, the god of sleep, coming nearby.

Hypnos didn't watch the joke for too long, coughed lightly, and said, "Your Majesties, His Majesty Pluto invites you."

Poseidon looked at him disheartened.

Hehe, it turns out that there are still people in Hades who know that he is the Emperor of the Sea!

That damned Charon, he charged a fee to get on the boat!Hades is full of stingy guys!

Hypnos looked at the two famous beauties on Mount Olympus again, "Please leave Hades, two goddesses."

Artemis winked at him, "Can you come next time?"

Hypnos smiled, "If you need me, welcome."

Athena ignored their hook-up, took her friend's slender wrist and left.They are all virgins who have vowed to stay single forever. If they violate this vow to Styx, they will suffer a terrible backlash.

In Hades Hall, God King, Sea Emperor, and Hades gathered together.

However, it is impossible to have a three-legged momentum, and the two guys who made mistakes are both in a state of despondency.

Hai Hou was also appalled by Pluto's air-conditioning, and sat obediently beside her husband, hiding her tigress side.Poseidon will let her act coquettishly and get angry, but it doesn't mean that Pluto will betray her when she goes outside.

After hanging them out for half a day, Hades said coldly: "There will be no next time."

As if he had been liberated, Poseidon took his wife Amphitrite and left.

Only Zeus remained in the Hades Hall.

Zeus looked at the ticket in his hand, eyes dazed, "What is this..."

Hades said, "Compensation."

Zeus said weakly and haggardly: "Okay, I'll give it to you when I go back." Thinking that Poseidon flooded Mount Olympus last time, he felt a little bad about the property in his treasury.

The treasure house of Mount Olympus is fireproof, lightningproof and thiefproof, but it is not waterproof!

After Hades was fined, he handed a piece of paper to Zeus, and Zeus looked down - "Application for Migrant Personnel in Hades", the name signed and agreed on it was Hades.Taking a closer look at the above content, the smile on Zeus's face grew bigger and bigger. He quickly grabbed Hades' quill and wrote his message on the blank space with a few swipes.

Name: Zeus

Godhead: God King

Sex: Male

Marriage: Married

Spouse: Hades

Father: (God of Creation and Destruction of Time, Creation and Destruction of Space) Mother Cronus: (Goddess of Time) Rhea

Remarks: Apply to become a floating person in Hades and obtain permanent residency!

After completing it in one go, Zeus solemnly handed it out with both hands, and Hades calmly poked a chapter, which was considered to have completed the internal process.Zeus felt hot and felt a friendly connection with Hades.In this way, even if he didn't eat the underworld pomegranate, he can decide whether to stay in the underworld as he likes, instead of going in and out of the gates of hell, all to please that dead dog.

Zeus couldn't help thinking about it, "Hades, are we going to have a wedding?"

[At that time Hades will put on the white Olympus protoss costume, and he will greet each other in the palace of the king of gods. The ground is covered with the purest white petals. Leave it to him...] The cold air swept over.

Zeus was shocked and found that Hades' face was a little blue.

"Hades?"

"Stop making up your mind, Zeus."

After enduring hundreds of years of heart sounds, Hades had a showdown overwhelmed.

Zeus's eyes were blank, his mind was cleared, and then he heard Hades say some kind of connection between them-Zeus' inner activities would be conveyed to Hades's heart without reservation.

Crashed!

All the filthy, dirty, self-satisfied little thoughts are all exposed in front of Hades!

Zeus looked at the paralyzed Hades in horror.

"It must not be true!"

"Unfortunately, it's true. I can't bear it with you either... Let's solve this trouble in the near future."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

Zeus grasped the blond hair on his scalp in a breakdown, despairing of the world.

He often flirts with Hades!