Harry Potter’s Morning Light

Chapter 883: Absurd humor



   Chapter 883 Absurd Humor

  Social media brings a kind of anxiety while bringing convenience. People are not only paying more and more attention to the lives of others, but also to their own lives in the eyes of others.

  Others’ lives are so colorful, as if they are a winner in life, but when viewed from their own, they are so boring and boring.

  Some people become irritable and jealous, and find out where they have turned to others by comparing all aspects.

  And those with strong hearts don’t care what others do.

  These people have three common characteristics:

  Know what you want.

  Know what you must do.

  Know what you can do.

  If you can't do these three points, you will be easily influenced by others' words and deeds.

  There are four bronze horses on the wall of St. Mark’s Church, which were snatched from Constantinople, and this is related to a famous fraud in human history.

  Enrico Dandolo controlled the Duke of Champagne, making the latter feel that in order for Venice to participate in the Fourth Crusade to provide logistical support to recapture Jerusalem, Constantinople must first be looted.

Dandolo’s purpose in doing this was to weaken Constantinople’s power and make Venice independent, without having to worry about being annexed by Spain at any time like Portugal, but he also knew that Venice’s power would not achieve the purpose of weakening the Eastern Roman Empire. , So he used a borrowed knife to kill.

  Learning to recognize this strategy can prevent you from being fooled and suffering big losses.

Singaporeans use Japanese investment to develop the island. No, Sentosa Island is the same. They take all the rich people who want to buy properties on the island. They just changed their name. The essence has not changed. That is a very suitable one. A small Nanyang island for making horror movies.

The reason why people feel pain is because they feel there is a need. The super-rich on the island live a very comfortable life, enjoying the sun, the beach, the juice, and the service of the Filipino maid, but if suddenly a Japanese soldier with a samurai sword comes out, it will be vicious. He has to be cut off, no matter how beautiful the dream is, he will wake up.

   Otherwise, it’s just digging a pit. I don’t know if the pit is used to bury myself or my companions. I dig and cry.

Poliomyelitis is a contagious neurological disease. It may be contagious when it comes in contact with contaminated water. "Xia Gu" may be such a thing. Add that kind of water to the beverage and food that the victim eats, and it is not possible to take it several times at a time. Anyway, the "master" is not wary of taking the drink provided by the servant.

  Before the invention of the vaccine, the disease almost caused him to be disabled. Li Chengqian’s leg disease may be caused by man. As the prince, others had to spend so much time to harm him.

  Witchcraft in the West is mostly related to misfortune, while in the East, because of "ancestor blessing", it has become related to luck. In order to fight for the funeral power of their parents, the two brothers turned against each other, all because of the different "treasures" guided by Feng Shui.

  Not all spirits are good, and there are evil spirits. Parents and ancestors will protect their children and grandchildren. Of course, they are good spirits that can resist disasters and receive good fortune. This was a kind of "superstition" in the era of rational philosophy, but it was a common perception in Europe before the Reformation.

  Scientists such as Galileo oppose putting gods into mathematical formulas, and use mathematical formulas to explain the world. This is what the religious trial made him "repent".

   Those who oppose witchcraft deny the existence of witchcraft by means of logic, physics, and natural laws, and mock the absurdity of believers in witchcraft. Evil spirits have no material power.

  Maybe they really don’t have that power, but they will whisper:

  You are doing the right thing. By killing the person in front of you, you are helping him get rid of it.

  Albus Dumbledore also begged Severus to do it. For a terminally ill old man, a shot of poison dying in his sleep is also a blessing.

  American serial killer nurse Cullen has a gentle and kind appearance. She has worked in many medical institutions in New Jersey, Pennsylvania and other places, but she secretly killed them by injecting lethal drugs into patients.

The angel of death killed more than 300 people. She claimed that the move was to end the suffering of the sick, but there were also many non-terminally ill patients who died at her hands. Cullen was not arrested until 2003. The logic of the lunatic was based on logic. First, then there is the issue of morality and immorality. Sometimes normal people will understand and agree with the logic of lunatics, and the logically strict madness is even more terrifying.

Worse still, even if someone tells that person that your behavior is wrong, he will fall on deaf ears. He has deeply agreed with the concept that the island is a rich area. The poor ghosts who can't live in it say that the place is haunted. He lives there and everything is normal.

  It is difficult to find an absolutely rational and normal person in this world. Basically, we can only look at it relative to each other. The prince and bishop of Bavaria is much more normal than the German emperor, although he is a "normal man" who does not abide by the canon very much.

  No matter how you look at it, even a woman who hates a third party will feel that it is abnormal to chop up her mistress and throw it out of the window. The court minister turned a deaf ear to this, because the death of a woman does not affect the operation of the country.

  A few years after the death of Rudolf II, riots broke out in Prague. The crowd rushed into the palace and threw several royal officials out of the palace windows. It was the "throwing out the window incident" that triggered the 30 Years War in Germany.

  The eyes of the masses are sometimes really discerning, although they are often swayed by elites.

  A world in which values ​​have been reversed requires group purification. If the group is also blinded by interests, then the social atmosphere will become misty.

In the later period of the witch-hunting movement, European ruling elites excluded supernatural forces, demons, angels, or gods from their thinking, and because the increasingly large bureaucracy required a large number of doctors and judges to enter the government management agencies, the methods and contents of education were also developed. change.

  "We are here for our honeymoon, why should we meet a priest?"

   "Anyway, the appointment time with the real estate agent is too early. We are already here. Let's take a look." Severus said.

   Then he was familiar with Ruth and walked towards the annex of St. Mark's Church.

   "Ahhh..."

  As soon as they stepped into the entrance hall, they heard a scream and stopped abruptly.

They glanced at each other and ran to the sound. In a room surrounded by monks in white vestments, a gray-headed young man was sitting on a chair and struggling constantly. He was wearing a corset worn by a lunatic asylum. Several monks were reciting the Rosary while spinning around him.

The young man’s mouth was strangled by a cloth strip. Behind him was a middle-aged monk wearing black clothes. His face was very long and looked like a horse. It was he who had stuffed the young man’s mouth. Cloth.

   "I heard someone went to explore the island of Boville." Severus said lightly, "Is that him?"

  The cultivator seemed to think they were out of sight, leading them quickly away from the gaze of the crowd, until they came to an empty corner, and then whispered.

   "What are you doing here?"

   "Talk to you." The wizard said to the priest.

  The priest glared at him.

   "They are very busy, let's not disturb." Pomona said gently.

   "Need help? Pastor, I heard that the exorcist in your parish is on vacation." The old bat twisted his lips and smiled maliciously.

   "How do I know this is not your sorcery." The priest stared into Snape's eyes and said, "So many people go to the island, why is he possessed?"

   "Perhaps because of bad luck." Snape said confidently.

  Have you observed the stones on the side of the road?

  For human beings, the life of a scorpion is extremely short. So for stones, isn’t the life span of a few decades of human life very short? You might say that the stone has no life. "Life" is the ability of things to survive, and the stone obviously has this.

  The stone will be weathered for a long time, broken into small ashes, wandering around with the wind, and when the time is right, it will combine with the ashes of other stones somewhere and then settle down in a stone. They occasionally lie on their stomachs quietly, and occasionally fly up arrogantly. Even if a house is built with them, after decades or thousands of years, the house will fall, and the stone will still be free. They watched the human generations with cold eyes and witnessed the changes in the vicissitudes of life with silence. Not only that, they may be able to communicate with each other. why not? If human communication is the exchange of various languages, the language of the stone can also be a small substance blown up by the wind.

   does it sound reasonable.

  But if you see an adult in your life, besides eating, drinking, Lazar, sleeping, and squatting on the ground listening to the stones all the time, do you think he is a lunatic?

  Japanese craftsmen think that shot puts are alive, and they stare at it all day long.

  Some people are really crazy, and some are geniuses. Geniuses and lunatics are separated by a line. They have one thing in common, that is, stubbornness.

  Pomona looked at these two ugly-looking men, who were staring at each other without showing any weakness, looking like two rocks.

  She doesn’t bother to watch this farce again.

   "I'm going to the Flower God Cafe." She said lightly, turning and leaving.

  Although she knows that she must be heard.

  (End of this chapter)


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