Help! This savior is too stupid!

Chapter 014: Medical Master



The hand ax with a cold light was swinging over Jiang Bai's head.

"Who are you trying to scare with this gadget?"

Although Jiang Bai has been a virgin for more than 1,200 years, it does not mean that he is scared!

Lao Hua put away the hand axe, and Boss Cao continued to feel Jiang Bai's pulse. The more he checked Jiang Bai's pulse, the uglier his face became.

Seeing that Boss Cao's face turned dark, Lao Hua couldn't help but feel a little nervous and whispered, "Old Cao, if it can't be cured, don't treat it. Just leave it here to die."

"Go, go, don't cause trouble here."

Boss Cao kicked out Lao Hua and the director, leaving only himself and Jiang Bai in the house.

Looking at Jiang Bai, Boss Cao looked gloomy and said in a low voice, "Is it convenient to talk?"

"convenient."

"Okay, then I'll tell the truth..."

Boss Cao sat on the small bench, stared at Jiang Bai, and asked,

"Tell me what the general's order means?"

He has been practicing medicine for many years, but he has never seen this kind of pulse condition before, and he can even hum after it!

"Sorry, I've watched too many old movies. Please understand."

Jiang Bai stretched out his hand again, and Boss Cao asked again.

"Hey, your pulse is stable, your blood is plentiful, and you're not injured..."

Hearing this, Jiang Bai's face suddenly turned pale.

"Wait a minute, you're a strong man but you're not far from death. If you can't save him, I'll say goodbye..."

Boss Cao retracted his hand and was about to hit Jiang Bai on the head with the medical box.

You're really looking for trouble, aren't you?

I don’t want to be cured!

"No more trouble, I really won't make any trouble this time."

The weak Jiang Bai raised his hand and feinted a few times, "Just get me some blood-replenishing and healing medicine, which will strengthen my body and strengthen my source. I have good physical fitness and will recover quickly."

Jiang Bai's own physical condition is clear to him.

What Boss Cao can cure, Jiang Bai himself can cure. As for the hidden dangers left by his past injuries, they cannot be cured by a master.

Without outside intervention, Jiang Bai would need three days to fully recover.

"That's fine. Anyway, it's up to you to die."

Boss Cao wrote down the prescription in three strokes, five divided by two, Jiang Bai glanced at it and found that he didn't recognize any of the words on it, and nodded with satisfaction.

The handwriting has been confirmed, and he is a person with superb medical skills.

Boss Cao went out with the prescription, handed it to the director, and asked him to boil the medicine.

The director gave the prescription to Nangong Xingxin again, and Nangong Xingxin handed it to Qie Qie, who picked up his wallet and went out to grab the medicine.

When Boss Cao returned to the house, he happened to see Shan Hongyi and stopped the little Loli.

"What do you eat on a daily basis? Why don't you grow taller?"

Little Loli:? ? ?

Does that mean I don’t want to grow taller?

She eats four meals a day and sleeps twelve hours, but she doesn't grow taller. What can she do? She is also desperate!

Before she could refute, Boss Cao wrote out another prescription and threw it to Shan Hongyi.

Shan Hongyi asked curiously, "Can you grow taller by eating this?"

"Yeah, but it needs to be paired with medicine."

Shan Hongyi asked, "What medicine?"

Boss Cao said seriously, "Growth hormone, one injection a month, calculated based on body weight..."

Shan Hongyi:......

"Then can't I just take the growth hormone?"

"Okay."

"Then what's the use of this prescription?"

Boss Cao said seriously, "It's delicious."

The only things in the world that cannot be lived up to are food and beauty. Boss Cao feels that Shan Hongyi should eat better.

Shan Hongyi:......

Boss Cao has a magical power. Anyone who speaks less than three sentences to him will be speechless for half a day.

It is precisely for this reason that Lao Hua ignored him all the way and did not give him a chance to render himself speechless.

After writing the prescription, Boss Cao returned to the house and sat and chatted with his patient.

Jiang Bai asked curiously, "Boss Cao, did you know that there was also a Boss Cao in history, Cao Cao?"

Boss Cao said excitedly, "I know, that Mr. Bao, I really like watching his Three Kingdoms..."

Jiang Bai:......

"I mean the real history, the period of the separation of the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao, and Cao Mengde."

Jiang Bai looked serious and asked,

"I was very curious when I first came to the Qinhan Pass. The seven families in the pass, Han bandits, and Chu barbarians are all real people in history. I want to know, what do you think?"

"You're pretty good at history."

Boss Cao took out an electronic cigarette from nowhere, sat by the window, took a puff, and said quietly,

"Not everyone has the opportunity to study history."

Hearing this, Jiang Bai fell into silence and long thoughts.

From the moment he woke up, he knew that in this troubled world, learning history was a luxury.

Boss Cao continued, "How long has our nation existed in the world? Three thousand years? Six thousand years? If you don't say it, how will others know? If you don't have evidence, how will others believe it?

Now, history cannot be written in books or carved in stone, so we have to move history out of books and into reality.

Not to mention anything else, inside and outside the Qin and Han Passes, the story of the time when the Qin State swept across the six kingdoms to unify the world, and the Chu and Han Dynasties fought for hegemony. These stories are well known to every household, and even children can recite them by heart. Isn't it the credit of the seven families in the Guanzhong and the Chu barbarians and Han thieves? "

Boss Cao continued,

"This pass was previously called Hangu Pass. It is said that it was a pass during the Qin Dynasty and the Han Dynasty. The Qin Dynasty came out from here to the east to unify the six countries. It was also through this pass that the Qin Dynasty was destroyed. Only then did the Chu-Han Dynasty compete for hegemony. The Han Dynasty conquered the world. The seven families are the starting point, and we and the Han thieves are the end point. It is the carrier of a period of history, so it is named Qinhan Pass.

There are many more place names like this. Going west, there is the Protectorate, and going east, there is the Tang capital Songchi..."

So that's it.

Using reality to carry history, Jiang Bai had never thought about it from this perspective. After being enlightened, he suddenly realized it.

"So, you are playing a large-scale COSPLAY, but in fact, it has nothing to do with history?"

Boss Cao smiled and did not answer directly.

"I can only say that the above is the official answer. As for the truth, everyone has their own opinions. It depends on one's own opinion."

Having said this, Jiang Bai did not continue this topic.

He took a short nap and was woken up to take medicine. He learned that Cheese had tried the medicine and the director confirmed that the medicine was not read, so Jiang Bai took it with confidence.

The two pills melted in his mouth, and Jiang Bai felt that the injuries in his body were relieved a lot, and the circulation of Qi was smooth, so he could recover to the peak state earlier.

Originally, it was expected to recover in three days, but now it seems that one and a half days is enough.

"By the way, Boss Cao, what medicine did you prescribe for me? It works well. ”

After 1200 years, Jiang Bai once again witnessed the charm of the old Chinese medicine doctor. Boss Cao is indeed a medical expert. Boss Cao, who was decocting medicine, answered without turning his head,

"Wu Ji Bai Feng Wan."

Jiang Bai:???

"Isn't that medicine... used to regulate menstruation?"

"Yes."

Boss Cao turned around and asked in surprise,

"Don't you know... I'm a gynecologist?"


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