NOVEL SIMPLE Huayu: I can enter the dream world to pick up attributes
Chapter 44 044: "Selling a Car" is launched (for further reading)
Chapter 44 044: "Selling a Car" is launched (for further reading)
The sketch was killed?
It's really not common for Lao Zhao's sketch to be killed, and there are very few reports about this kind of thing in the media.
At least Xu Ning had never heard of it.
"No problem, Uncle Zhao, then I will clean up tonight."
At this moment, Zhao Benshan was sitting depressed on the sofa in a certain room of the Film and Television House, holding the killed sketch script in his left hand, and nibbling melon seeds in his right hand.
"Thank you for your hard work. My assistant suddenly had a bad cold and was hospitalized. Just come and help him for a few days. It won't affect your return home for the New Year."
Hard?
How can pulling wool be called hard work?
He smiled and replied: "It's not hard, it's not hard, and I have to thank Uncle Zhao for thinking about me."
After hanging up the phone, he told Bao Qiang and Huang Bo about the situation. They both knew that he was going to be Zhao Benshan's assistant in the Spring Festival Gala crew, and they were very supportive.
"Brother, go ahead, I'll move your things there for you tomorrow." Wang Baoqiang promised, patting his chest.
"Baoqiang, thank you for your hard work."
Xu Ning took out 200 yuan from his wallet and handed it to Bao Qiang: "Take it, don't refuse, find a car tomorrow and take the things together."
Fortunately, the two of them didn't have many things. After packing up, there were only three snakeskin pockets, which could probably fill three suitcases.
After simply taking a few clothes, Xu Ning went out.
When we got to the side of the road, we took a taxi and went straight to the film and television home near the West Fourth Ring Road. Most of the actors of the Spring Festival Gala live here.
in the car.
Xu Ning was thinking about pulling wool, so he became Zhao Benshan's assistant. Does he count as a staff member of the Spring Festival Gala crew?
If you count, you can squeeze a lot of wool.
You must know that the people who were able to perform in the Spring Festival Gala in 2002 were all capable, and none of them were just filling in.
Let's talk about the hosts, including Ni Ping, Zhu Jun, Zhou Tao, Wang Xiaoya, Li Yong... Everyone is a well-known figure in the host world.
Singers include Chen Huilin, Wang Lihong, Sun Nan, Sun Yanzi, Zhou Xun... Needless to say, these people are all capable, enough for Xu Ning to enter the dreamland and collect wool, and he can pick up a lot of [music] attributes.
Jiang Kun, Benshan, Hou Yaowen, Gao Xiumin, Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, etc., who are randomly picked out for sketches and cross talk, are all unique existences.
Therefore, Xu Ning guessed that Zhao Benshan's rejected skit "Face" must have been rejected by the judges because there were not enough laughs.
He had seen the skit "Face" at station B, and it was actually quite funny, but it was not as funny as "Selling abduction" and "Selling a car".
Now that "Face" has been killed, the alternative "Selling a Car" should be launched soon.
It is now January 1rd, and there are still 23 days until the New Year's Eve, and there is not much time left for Zhao Benshan.
When Xu Ning arrived at the actor's house with two beers, Zhao Benshan was eating melon seeds in the room, and Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin were sitting in front of him.
"Xiao Xu, come in quickly."
Zhao Benshan got up and greeted him.
"Uncle Zhao, Uncle Fan, Aunt Gao, hello."
After a few pleasantries, Zhao Benshan ran to the door and closed the door: "I'm under too much pressure recently, and I really didn't expect that the sketch that I had worked so hard to rehearse for more than 20 days was shot down."
Fan Wei also shook his head helplessly: "I have passed the second round of review, but I didn't expect to fall down in the last round."
Gao Xiumin comforted: "Maybe it's a good thing. If the audience doesn't like our performance of "Face", then I will be sorry to everyone."
Zhao Benshan laughed and said, "Xiu Min is right. If we want to be featured, we have to put in the best work. There are three days before rehearsal with make-up. We must rehearse the alternative works and pass the review within two days."
After several people discussed it, their confidence returned.
Although Zhao Benshan was depressed, he was not worried at all, because the alternative work "Selling a Car" had been rehearsed before and was praised by the jury.
It's just that he wanted to challenge himself and was unwilling to follow the old path of "Selling Abductees" in 2001, so he insisted on "Face".
But obviously the work "Face" has not been recognized by everyone.
"Drink first, then talk. Come on, Xiao Xu opens the wine."
Zhao Benshan wanted to drink a long time ago. He was overwhelmed by the intense rehearsal these days, and it was rare to have time to relax tonight.
"Come on, relax tonight, and continue working on the work after drinking."
Just then, someone knocked at the door: "Dinner is here."
Xu Ning immediately went out to open the door.
The waiter took out five lunch boxes and handed them to him.
Just as he was picking up the lunch box, a middle-aged man entered the room from beside him with a sad face.
After closing the door and returning to the house, Zhao Benshan introduced to He Qingkui: "This is Xiao Xu, come and replace Assistant Zhou."
He Qingkui nodded to him calmly.
"Let's eat."
Several people opened the lunch box, and one took a bottle of beer.
"cheers!"
"After this meal, everyone, work hard tonight, and let's improve "Selling Cars"."
Zhao Benshan took the lead, and everyone raised their glasses together.
Two pints of beer and 12 bottles, a few people drank it with a box lunch, everyone's face was flushed, and the atmosphere became lively.
He Qingkui is the screenwriter of "Selling a Car" and "Face", and he talked a lot more after drinking a little wine:
"Xiao Xu, you will be responsible for recording the time later, and I will divide the sketch into a dozen important nodes... The rhythm is very important, and your task is to control the rhythm for us."
"Screenwriter He, Uncle Zhao, this task is too important...I'm worried about myself..."
It was the first time for Xu Ning to do such a thing, and he was a little uncertain.
Zhao Benshan patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Do you know why I called you here?"
This... Xu Ning really doesn't know.
Zhao Benshan: "Because you are smart, I happen to like you too... Don't worry, it's just recording the time. If our performance is fast or slow, you have to record it and provide us with reference after the end."
Fan Wei leaned on the sofa and nodded, "The director gave us 14 minutes and 50 seconds. We have to finish the sketch within this time, with an error of no more than 10 seconds."
……
After the five people finished their meal, they came to a rehearsal room. After sorting out the script for more than an hour, the three of them began to perform formally.
The first rehearsal was over in 12 minutes, and the rhythm of the three was too fast.
The second rehearsal was still too fast and ended in 14 minutes, but it was much better than before.
It wasn't until the third time that the three found their rhythm, and the time was well controlled.
However, Xu Ning always felt that something was wrong.
Although there are quite a lot of laughs in the whole sketch, none of them can detonate the audience.
Back to the hotel room to stay, while taking a shower, he repeatedly recalled the performance just now in his mind, and finally let him find out what the problem was.
(End of this chapter)
The sketch was killed?
It's really not common for Lao Zhao's sketch to be killed, and there are very few reports about this kind of thing in the media.
At least Xu Ning had never heard of it.
"No problem, Uncle Zhao, then I will clean up tonight."
At this moment, Zhao Benshan was sitting depressed on the sofa in a certain room of the Film and Television House, holding the killed sketch script in his left hand, and nibbling melon seeds in his right hand.
"Thank you for your hard work. My assistant suddenly had a bad cold and was hospitalized. Just come and help him for a few days. It won't affect your return home for the New Year."
Hard?
How can pulling wool be called hard work?
He smiled and replied: "It's not hard, it's not hard, and I have to thank Uncle Zhao for thinking about me."
After hanging up the phone, he told Bao Qiang and Huang Bo about the situation. They both knew that he was going to be Zhao Benshan's assistant in the Spring Festival Gala crew, and they were very supportive.
"Brother, go ahead, I'll move your things there for you tomorrow." Wang Baoqiang promised, patting his chest.
"Baoqiang, thank you for your hard work."
Xu Ning took out 200 yuan from his wallet and handed it to Bao Qiang: "Take it, don't refuse, find a car tomorrow and take the things together."
Fortunately, the two of them didn't have many things. After packing up, there were only three snakeskin pockets, which could probably fill three suitcases.
After simply taking a few clothes, Xu Ning went out.
When we got to the side of the road, we took a taxi and went straight to the film and television home near the West Fourth Ring Road. Most of the actors of the Spring Festival Gala live here.
in the car.
Xu Ning was thinking about pulling wool, so he became Zhao Benshan's assistant. Does he count as a staff member of the Spring Festival Gala crew?
If you count, you can squeeze a lot of wool.
You must know that the people who were able to perform in the Spring Festival Gala in 2002 were all capable, and none of them were just filling in.
Let's talk about the hosts, including Ni Ping, Zhu Jun, Zhou Tao, Wang Xiaoya, Li Yong... Everyone is a well-known figure in the host world.
Singers include Chen Huilin, Wang Lihong, Sun Nan, Sun Yanzi, Zhou Xun... Needless to say, these people are all capable, enough for Xu Ning to enter the dreamland and collect wool, and he can pick up a lot of [music] attributes.
Jiang Kun, Benshan, Hou Yaowen, Gao Xiumin, Feng Gong, Guo Donglin, etc., who are randomly picked out for sketches and cross talk, are all unique existences.
Therefore, Xu Ning guessed that Zhao Benshan's rejected skit "Face" must have been rejected by the judges because there were not enough laughs.
He had seen the skit "Face" at station B, and it was actually quite funny, but it was not as funny as "Selling abduction" and "Selling a car".
Now that "Face" has been killed, the alternative "Selling a Car" should be launched soon.
It is now January 1rd, and there are still 23 days until the New Year's Eve, and there is not much time left for Zhao Benshan.
When Xu Ning arrived at the actor's house with two beers, Zhao Benshan was eating melon seeds in the room, and Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin were sitting in front of him.
"Xiao Xu, come in quickly."
Zhao Benshan got up and greeted him.
"Uncle Zhao, Uncle Fan, Aunt Gao, hello."
After a few pleasantries, Zhao Benshan ran to the door and closed the door: "I'm under too much pressure recently, and I really didn't expect that the sketch that I had worked so hard to rehearse for more than 20 days was shot down."
Fan Wei also shook his head helplessly: "I have passed the second round of review, but I didn't expect to fall down in the last round."
Gao Xiumin comforted: "Maybe it's a good thing. If the audience doesn't like our performance of "Face", then I will be sorry to everyone."
Zhao Benshan laughed and said, "Xiu Min is right. If we want to be featured, we have to put in the best work. There are three days before rehearsal with make-up. We must rehearse the alternative works and pass the review within two days."
After several people discussed it, their confidence returned.
Although Zhao Benshan was depressed, he was not worried at all, because the alternative work "Selling a Car" had been rehearsed before and was praised by the jury.
It's just that he wanted to challenge himself and was unwilling to follow the old path of "Selling Abductees" in 2001, so he insisted on "Face".
But obviously the work "Face" has not been recognized by everyone.
"Drink first, then talk. Come on, Xiao Xu opens the wine."
Zhao Benshan wanted to drink a long time ago. He was overwhelmed by the intense rehearsal these days, and it was rare to have time to relax tonight.
"Come on, relax tonight, and continue working on the work after drinking."
Just then, someone knocked at the door: "Dinner is here."
Xu Ning immediately went out to open the door.
The waiter took out five lunch boxes and handed them to him.
Just as he was picking up the lunch box, a middle-aged man entered the room from beside him with a sad face.
After closing the door and returning to the house, Zhao Benshan introduced to He Qingkui: "This is Xiao Xu, come and replace Assistant Zhou."
He Qingkui nodded to him calmly.
"Let's eat."
Several people opened the lunch box, and one took a bottle of beer.
"cheers!"
"After this meal, everyone, work hard tonight, and let's improve "Selling Cars"."
Zhao Benshan took the lead, and everyone raised their glasses together.
Two pints of beer and 12 bottles, a few people drank it with a box lunch, everyone's face was flushed, and the atmosphere became lively.
He Qingkui is the screenwriter of "Selling a Car" and "Face", and he talked a lot more after drinking a little wine:
"Xiao Xu, you will be responsible for recording the time later, and I will divide the sketch into a dozen important nodes... The rhythm is very important, and your task is to control the rhythm for us."
"Screenwriter He, Uncle Zhao, this task is too important...I'm worried about myself..."
It was the first time for Xu Ning to do such a thing, and he was a little uncertain.
Zhao Benshan patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Do you know why I called you here?"
This... Xu Ning really doesn't know.
Zhao Benshan: "Because you are smart, I happen to like you too... Don't worry, it's just recording the time. If our performance is fast or slow, you have to record it and provide us with reference after the end."
Fan Wei leaned on the sofa and nodded, "The director gave us 14 minutes and 50 seconds. We have to finish the sketch within this time, with an error of no more than 10 seconds."
……
After the five people finished their meal, they came to a rehearsal room. After sorting out the script for more than an hour, the three of them began to perform formally.
The first rehearsal was over in 12 minutes, and the rhythm of the three was too fast.
The second rehearsal was still too fast and ended in 14 minutes, but it was much better than before.
It wasn't until the third time that the three found their rhythm, and the time was well controlled.
However, Xu Ning always felt that something was wrong.
Although there are quite a lot of laughs in the whole sketch, none of them can detonate the audience.
Back to the hotel room to stay, while taking a shower, he repeatedly recalled the performance just now in his mind, and finally let him find out what the problem was.
(End of this chapter)
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