I Became the Academy’s Kibitz Villain

After arriving at Ulleungdo via Sejong Island by boat.

“Yeah, it’s okay. You don’t need to worry at all. Any injuries? None at all. …Wow, Seol-hee, I didn’t expect you to care not only for my body but also my mind. I’m touched. Next time we meet, I’ll repay you double for the comfort you’ve given me. Yeah. You can look forward to it.”

“Yes, Yumir. Oh, me? I’m more worried about you. The Laplace incident. Oh, you did well. Thank you for saying that, and I’m sorry for worrying you from afar. No, no. I’m currently dealing with ‘this side’ of things, so I’ll contact you after my business trip when it’s convenient. No need to come. Yes. Thanks for worrying.”

I contacted Baek Seol-hee and Yumir to check in.

Since I was still concerned about the affairs of the Secret Society, especially the Goblin, I had to keep in touch with both of them.

“…Sigh.”

Three minutes of phone calls.

Sometimes, the need to quickly convey everything within three minutes due to Cheonriyan could be helpful.

Though we kept exchanging texts, once I mentioned I was going to ‘wash up,’ they stopped sending messages.

“Yeah. …Where’s your swimsuit?”

“Why would we need swimsuits between us?”

Yun Hye-ra dipped directly into the hot spring.

Not just dipped, she sat right in front of me, pressing her hips against me.

“Why are you pushing that to such an inappropriate place? What if someone sees?”

“Who would see us recovering our mana here?”

“Well, that’s true.”

Ulleungdo.

Secretly observing or watching others here was a serious crime.

Voyeurism was an act that disrupted patriotism, obstructed Ulleungdo culture, and negatively impacted national security and world peace.

“Hum, hum, hum.”

“Do you like it that much?”

“Of course. In Thailand, we never knew when or where something might explode, or when we’d have to go out again.”

As Yun Hye-ra said, we had to stay on high alert in Thailand.

We never knew when someone might cause trouble, and after Hyangdan’s identity was revealed, we had to move even faster.

In comparison, Ulleungdo was different.

Though incidents still happened here, at least we could lay down all worries for a moment in this place.

“Oppa, can you give me a massage?”

“Sure. Where should I start?”

“Mana pouch.”

“…You’re direct, really.”

“But you’ll do it, right? Right?”

“Of course.”

I held Yun Hye-ra’s mana pouch and pressed firmly, as she requested.

“Haah… Oppa’s hands are the best. I feel alive every time you touch me.”

“…….”

Though there were no muscle knots, I couldn’t help but feel she was slightly reduced compared to when we left Korea.

“You’ve used a lot of magic power.”

“Yes. Even if I recover here, I might need at least two months of rest without any combat.”

“Have I called you too often?”

“Well, it’s more because I mainly operated in Korea.”

I received a lot of help from Gunggi.

“Since the Dojirider days, I’ve often used Gunggi as my partner. During the Duoexini incident, I received help from Doul, but thinking about it, I’ve been with you a lot this time.”

Considering the amount of mana used since April and the recent frequent use of high-mana consumption skills like teleportation, she definitely needs a long rest.

“I think I’ll have to report to the Chairman and take about two months to recuperate here.”

“On Ulleungdo?”

“Yes. It’s comfortable for you to have someone here. Ah, of course, I won’t interfere with your patriotism with others. I’ll just take care of the house and recover my mana here.”

“And you’ll rush in if something triggers.”

“If it’s hard to raid the Goblin alone, I’ll step in to support.”

“You’ll support for a bit and then retire immediately?”

“Oppa, I’m still one of the Four Heavenly Kings.”

Yun Hye-ra pouted and nudged me with her body.

“Do you think I’m a common mob? I’m not a mob.”

It didn’t hurt much because we were in the hot spring, but Yun Hye-ra kept pushing back, expressing her dissatisfaction.

“You’re strong; it’s not that I’m weak. Do you understand? I’m pretty average.”

“That’s true. Seeing you unleash your mana every time, I sometimes get confused if it’s Gunggi or Dochul in front of me. …Ugh.”

“Which mouth is saying such strange things? Hmm? What are you talking about?”

“Not a fire type but a water type… okay, sorry.”

I patted Yun Hye-ra’s shoulder as she reached back, then hugged her from behind, clasping her hands.

“I thought you’d be happy if I used my body to the best of my ability for you, but it seems that’s not the case.”

“It’s not that. Oppa’s vitality is just too much. What would you have done if you weren’t a villain?”

“Who knows. Maybe I’d be working at a host club in Busan.”

The name Virile Man Do was not in vain.

I had built my body and managed it to be like this now, but before that, it was quite a mess in many ways.

Even though people talk about how neat I was now, this was the result of my diligent efforts over the years.

I was naturally agile, not strong, and my strength was enough to lift and lower a woman with both hands repeatedly.

Most importantly, with the support of magic power, strength didn’t really matter.

“Like the succubi in Thailand, I might have become an incubus in Busan, spreading pleasure to many women.”

“Well, in that case, you might have been dragged to some island to become a breeder. Or, a more definitive conclusion might have occurred.”

Yun Hye-ra squeezed my hand tightly and turned her head back.

“You might have ended up being tied to some S-class ability user’s leash, stuck at her house forever. How about that? Doesn’t that scare you?”

“And why would she imprison me?”

“Well… maybe because she loves you?”

“In that case, there’s no need to tie me up.”

I buried my face in Yun Hye-ra’s shoulder and pulled her closer so she couldn’t escape from my embrace.

“If a woman loves me enough to risk the rumors of imprisoning a man, I’d just live in her house forever.”

“…Really? Even if you couldn’t go outside?”

“It would be nice if the house were spacious. Like an 80-pyeong penthouse where I could walk around and exercise without needing to go out.”

If someone fed, housed, and provided everything for me, there might be no need to go outside.

“And if I could assure her I wouldn’t escape, she’d eventually take me out on dates, right? We could walk around together and enjoy the outside air then.”

“Oppa, you’re really something. How can you think like that?”

“I’m an indoor type. As you know, I don’t like going out much.”

“Didn’t you go out a lot and have fun?”

“That was just because there were many things I wanted to try.”

I just wanted to experience various cultures of another world, this novel-like Earth.

Back in the original world, there would be many things I couldn’t actually do, whether because of money or abilities.

“You know what I love the most.”

“Reading novels?”

“Exactly.”

The four executives and the chief all knew about my hobby.

“Do you know what’s the best thing about joining the Secret Society?”

“What is it?”

“The chief understands my hobby and is now whipping authors to make them write.”

They said creativity came from pain.

So, did that mean giving pain would produce creative works?

• Continue writing! Continue writing! Continue writing!!

A suspiciously purple-haired, wealthy ability user would be wielding a red whip, urging captured writers somewhere.

“Thanks to that, there’s been a humanities boom since the beginning of the year. Although it started more in Europe than in Korea… I just hope it becomes more active in Korea someday.”

That red whip, metaphorically money, is being wielded, and somewhere in a basement, writers are creating new worlds with a single keyboard.

“I hope literature for children gradually shifts to stories for adults, just like now.”

“…Is that the reformed succubus, Big Mother story?”

“For now.”

Maybe because my magic power had somewhat recovered, real-world thoughts were coming back.

“What’s the role of Big Mothers? Taking care of children, right? So they should create fairy tales for children.”

The chief was bringing in web novel authors to squeeze out works for my hobby, but what she ‘truly’ squeezed out were fairy tales for children, including infants.

She focused on creating fairy tales that future generations could read, ensuring that children didn’t become demons and fostering their emotional development.

A fairy tale book that gave dreams and hopes without unexpected videos popping up was more effective than any video medium.

“When the Secret Society rules the world someday, I’ll also… hmm?”

A text message arrived.

“…What?”

An unexpected sender suddenly sent a message.

“Who is it?”

“…A ghost.”

I pressed my Taeguk Watch and called the sender.

[Hello? Ah, hyung. It’s…]

“Hyung is patriotically serving in Ulleungdo. Hang up.”

[…]

Click.

“…Oppa, that voice just now.”

“Yeah. It was Gwang Ik Gong.”

The number one in Korea.

“How dare he.”

Calling during a sacred patriotic act in Ulleungdo.

“Oppa, if it were a girl, you would have continued the call.”

“…….”