I Came From The Comprehension World, And I Broke The Ninja World

Chapter 14



Chapter 14: Never Be A Licking Dog! The Skill Of Chasing Women?

Lin Yan saw such a story on earth in his previous life.

There is a blind date between a man and a woman.

The men are rich and the women are beautiful.

After the two parties met for the first time and had dinner, the man took the woman to go shopping.

Anything that women fancy, no matter how much it costs, men will pay without hesitation.

The first time he went shopping, the man bought thousands of gifts for women in one go.

Since then, women have completely regarded men as a human-shaped ATM, and kept asking men to spend money and transfer red envelopes to themselves.

Things like 520 and 1314 are commonplace. Men even bought women a car worth 300,000 yuan. In short, it was all kinds of shopping.

In the end, the man spent millions of dollars on the woman, but still failed to marry the woman back home, and even brought the matter to court, which was well known throughout the country.

This shows what?

This shows that things that are too easy to get will become very cheap.

In the eyes of women, this kind of attitude of men to women is not love, but licking, licking a dog’s licking.

Licking dogs of this level are often the most despised by women.

Later, some emotional bloggers analyzed this matter.

When a man and a woman meet on a blind date for the first time, they can have a meal or take the woman shopping, but they must not spend a lot of money on gifts for the woman on the way shopping.

The best way is to find an excuse to say that you need to buy something for yourself, or for your parents, grandparents, younger siblings, etc., and then ask the woman to help you choose it.

Women like to go shopping. Few women would refuse to help them pick and buy things.

And in the process of shopping, you would praise the woman for her good eyesight from time to time, and all the things he picked were very suitable for him, and you would praise her highly, and you would give her a small gift to express your gratitude when you parted at the end.

Here comes the important point, the gift for women at the last parting must not be too expensive, but the things you buy for yourself must be expensive.

You buy expensive things for yourself, which means you are rich, generous, and willing.

You buy expensive things for your parents, which shows that you are filial and respect your parents.

You buy expensive things for your younger siblings, which shows that you value affection and cherish family affection.

After this set of punches, the woman will definitely think in her heart, wow, this man is too good, he is rich and generous, and he respects his parents and cherishes family affection. He is simply the perfect marriage partner.

In this way, this woman will become very easy to chase, and it is even possible to chase you in reverse.

Just like those male stars in the previous life, they were so high above that countless women were crazy about their nympho, calling their husbands every day under those male stars’ microblogs.

Just imagine, did those male stars spend money on their fans?

not at all.

Those male stars only spend money on themselves. They use all kinds of expensive luxury goods to pack their appearance in a glamorous and handsome way, and only show their perfect side in front of fans.

In this way, those fans will keep rushing up like moths to a flame. As long as those male stars don’t collapse their houses, they will never give up.

why?

The summary is two words – forceful.

Those popular TV series or movies have created perfect personalities for those stars, making them the fantasy prince charming and superior male god in the minds of countless women.

This is the so-called coercion.

As for those men who chase after the Goddess’s ass every day, all kinds of cold and warm, sending red envelopes and transferring money to get whatever they want, in the eyes of the Goddess, they are just a licking dog, a bargain that comes and goes when it is called, at best it is a spare tire No. 108 .

And the reason why he just introduced his identity as a direct disciple of the elder of the Beast Master Sect in such detail, and even said that he is a god who descended from the fairy world, is to show his high quality.

He has to maintain this lofty personality and create an inscrutable image, so that he can give the other party infinite mystery and reverie.

so–

He definitely can’t help Tsunade kill Orochimaru directly.

Once he did this, in Tsunade’s eyes, he became a very obedient thug tool man, a very easy to handle existence.

He can show his power against Tsunade, but never against Orochimaru.

Thinking of this, Lin Yan slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

“Gang, don’t worry, although I won’t kill Orochimaru for you directly, I can protect you. As long as I’m here, Orochimaru will never hurt you.”

Tsunade: “…”

All I want is for you to help me kill Orochimaru!

I don’t want you to protect me!

What’s the use of protecting me? !

One of the dignified Sannin, the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama, the God of Ninja World, do you need your protection? !

Moreover, she has already activated the Hundred Healings Mark just now, so she can quickly recover from any injuries, and she doesn’t need any protection at all!

the other side–

Orochimaru’s face darkened little by little when he heard Lin Yan’s protection declaration to Tsunade.

This guy……

Royal Beast Sect…

Fairyland…

Gods come down to earth…

Are these all true…

if true…

That would be troublesome…

Thinking of this, Orochimaru immediately gave Yakushi Kabuto a wink.

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