NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 4
Chapter 04: Shocked! Tender Grass Eats Old Cows? !
A minute passed.
There was still a complete silence on the field.
Two minutes passed.
Still no one responded.
After three minutes of dead silence——
As the person who was confessed by Lin Yan, Tsunade finally recovered from his sluggishness.
She hurriedly took a step back, and immediately put a distance between Lin Yan and Lin Yan.
There was no way, facing such a nearly perfect young handsome face, one had to keep a certain distance, otherwise she might really become obsessed with lust.
“You you… are you crazy?!”
Tsunade stretched out a finger, pointed at himself in shock and said, “Boy, do you know who I am?”
“I know.”
Lin Yan nodded calmly.
In his previous life on Earth, he was a loyal audience of Hokage ninjas. There are 720 episodes of the complete episode, and he chased them from beginning to end without missing a single episode.
Especially after cultivating in the world of comprehension, his memory has improved a lot. Even after decades, he still remembers the plot of each episode of Hokage Ninja very clearly.
But unfortunately——
If he had worn the Hokage ninja first after he died in a car accident, he would have been very excited to see Tsunade.
After all, Tsunade is Konoha Mirai’s Fifth Hokage, with a particularly hot figure, and one of his favorite two-dimensional female characters.
However, it is a pity that he first wore the realm of comprehension.
He has lived in the cultivation world for decades, not only seeing the vastness of the cultivation world, but also the prosperity of the cultivation world, and even the strength of the cultivation world.
Compared with the world of self-cultivation, Hokage Ninja is just a small two-dimensional animation world, which is really nothing.
so–
Today, even if he meets the real Tsunade, whom he once liked very much, he has long since lost the excitement and youthful enthusiasm he had when he watched the Hokage ninja, and there is only peace in his heart.
And what made him fall in love at first sight at the moment was not Tsunade’s appearance, but Tsunade’s body.
“What?! You know?!”
Tsunade’s beautiful eyes stared fiercely: “You know you still fell in love with me at first sight? Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?!”
“If you know it, you know it, but we haven’t really met.”
Lin Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, suppressing the real thoughts in his eyes, and then smiled lightly.
“I really didn’t expect that the legendary Tsunade is such an attractive woman. It’s really hard not to be tempted.”
Of course it was false, he was not so easily moved.
But now he really has taken a fancy to Tsunade’s body, and wants to work together with Tsunade to practice double body, so he doesn’t mind pretending a little bit.
Tsunade: “…”
Good guy!
Others like old cows to eat tender grass!
This guy actually likes young grass and eats old cows? !
Eighty percent is a brain problem!
Even though he complains so much, Tsunade is actually very happy in his heart.
After all, she is already at this age, and she can still be fell in love at first sight by such a young and handsome boy.
It is enough to see that after so many years, she is still charming and graceful.
Of course, this situation also scores people.
If the person who stood in front of Tsunade and fell in love with her at first sight at this moment was a middle-aged wretched and greasy uncle like Jiraiya, then Tsunade would only feel angry and annoyed, and even wanted to disfigure his face every minute to get rid of the entanglement of the other party.
But the one who fell in love with her at the first sight at the moment was a young and handsome super handsome guy. When encountering this kind of situation, no matter which woman she was, she couldn’t help being elated and secretly happy.
Unfortunately–
Tsunade is not an ignorant 18-year-old girl, she is now 50, and in the end reason prevailed, and she quickly suppressed all the little complacency and joy in her heart.
“Hey! Brat! Listen carefully!”
Tsunade pointed to his still pretty face and said, “Don’t look at me as young as I am now. In fact, I’m already 50 years old this year. At my age, being your grandma is enough, you know!”
“I know, what does it matter.”
Lin Yan shrugged nonchalantly: “I am 47 this year, and you are 50. You are just three years older than me. This age is a good match.”
Tsunade: “???”
“What did you say?! You are 47 this year?! How is this possible?!” Tsunade’s beautiful eyes widened instantly.
Lin Yan nodded.
“There’s nothing impossible about it, I’m literally 47 years old this year.”
In the world of self-cultivation, there are many old monsters who have cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years. What is 50 years old?
As for the 10-year-old Qi refining, 20-year-old foundation building, 30-year-old Jindan, and 40-year-old Yuanying written in general fantasy novels, those are all nonsense.
In the real world of comprehension——
A hundred-year-old golden pill.
Five hundred years of Nascent Soul.
A thousand-year transformation into a god.
This is the normal level in the cultivation world.
If a monk can successfully form a golden core before the age of 100, then he can definitely be regarded as a well-known young talent in the cultivation world.
And he is 47 this year, in the late stage of foundation establishment, and his cultivation level is already at the level of a very genius, otherwise he would not have become the elder’s direct disciple of the Royal Beast Sect.
Thinking of this, Lin Yan smiled lightly: “Actually, my age is nothing to us, so you don’t have to make such a fuss.”
Tsunade: “???”
Everyone: “???”
what? !
This is nothing? !
And let’s not make a fuss? !
Listen carefully to yourself, are you speaking human words? !
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