I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

How can this kind of thing be said?

Could it be that he, the majestic venerable of ten thousand Buddhas, quasi-sage and great power, took out two hundred pieces of innate spiritual treasures, and exchanged Sun Wukong for a hair to hold them down? ? ?

"Bodhisattva, my old grandson knows I'm wrong, I beg the Bodhisattva to let my old grandson come out!"

Down the mountain.

Sun Wukong's monkey hair said weakly.

After all, acting requires a complete set of acting, and the Taiji diagram of the Taiqing sage has not yet been obtained.

What's more, he can't get used to those bald donkeys in the west, and he is going to play tricks on them!

"Since that's the case, a Buddhist learner will pass by here in a few days, and he can rescue you."

"At that time, you only need to escort him to the west to learn scriptures, and all his sins will disappear, and then you will be free, and you can prove the Tao and become a Buddha!"

heard.

Avalokitesvara didn't doubt anything else, and said so.

"Bodhisattva, don't worry, my old grandson will definitely send that sutra learner to the west heaven!" Monkey Mao hastily promised.

"So good!"

Guanyin nodded in praise.

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……

After the Bodhisattva left, the Monkey King who was being pressed suddenly trembled, and golden light burst out from his eyes.

That's right, it is Sun Wukong himself who is back.

He retracted the monkey hair, lifted the Five Elements Mountain, and then lay down by himself.

after all.

It's such a fun thing to pit a bald donkey, how can you not play in person, right?

……

……

But for a moment.

Then there was a cool breeze blowing from afar, and Sun Wukong's ears moved slightly.

Look up and look into the distance.

There, there is a young monk riding a white horse and holding a Zen staff slowly coming.

It is none other than Tang Sanzang, who we went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed.

Brother, you are here!

Looking at Tang Sanzang from a distance, he shouted,

"You're that bald donkey Tang Sanzang, don't let that jerk off, come quickly!"

The voice fell.

On the white horse, Tang Seng's body trembled indiscernibly, and his face became a little unsightly.

He cursed inwardly,

"This monkey is so rude, you are the bald donkey, and your whole family is bald donkey!"

The distance between the two is not very far.

After a while, Tang Seng came to Monkey King.

Tang Seng had a warm smile on his face, just about to say something.

It was interrupted by Sun Wukong directly,

"Don't be sloppy, Laozi is the Monkey King Monkey King you are looking for, hurry up and follow the plot, and tear up the gold stickers for Laozi..."

Tang Seng's expression froze slightly when he heard this.

A moment of silence.

In the end, he climbed up and tore off the golden post according to Sun Wukong's instructions.

moment.

Monkey King pretended to be out of trouble, got up from the ground, and shattered Wuzhishan with a lightning whip!

Seeing this, Tang Seng on the side trembled, and his heart was even more horrified!

What a terrible lightning whip!

If this whip fell on him, he would be wiped out in just a moment, right? !

……

……

Here, Sun Wukong is thinking about how to cheat Buddhism.

Sudden.

A weak voice came into his ears,

"Great Sage, Great Sage..."

It was Tang Seng who was shouting from the side.

After he saw Monkey King smashing Wuzhishan, he stood there with a blank expression on his face.

I was really a little flustered,

"Could it be that this monkey wants to go back on his word and is not going to escort the poor monk to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Seng couldn't help thinking like this in his heart.

Subsequently.

He was taken aback by the thought.

This can't be done.

When I passed Liangjie Mountain just now.

He heard a woodcutter say.

I don't know which wicked bastard who smokes and gives birth to a child without sex.

Spread rumors everywhere.

Said that Tang Sanzang was a benevolent man of the ten generations, an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.

Drinking a sip of his blood can prolong your life!Take a bite of his meat, and you will live forever!

What's even more fascinating is that there are still many monsters with deep brains who believe in this.

They are going to kill him, drink his blood, and eat his flesh on the westbound road!

When Tang Seng heard the news, he was so dazed that he almost cried.

Ma De, who is the shameless person who deliberately murdered him like this?

Also, those monsters, don't they all ride horses and have no brains?

Don't even think about it carefully, Tang Seng is just a mortal, how could flesh and blood have such effects? !

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Western sky.

Daleiyin Temple.

Avalokitesvara, who was listening to the Tathagata's sermon, suddenly frowned.

I felt uncomfortable for a while, as if something happened to Journey to the West.

===Chapter 23 Tang Sanburies You as a Teacher===

But she pinched her fingers and calculated, and because of the calamity of Journey to the West, the secrets were chaotic.

Nothing can be figured out.

Ever since, Avalokitesvara shook his head, so he had to put the matter on hold for the time being, and continue to listen to Tathagata explain the wonderful method.

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At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain.

Sun Wukong, who had regained his senses, looked at Tang Seng, who was sweating profusely, with a puzzled look on his face.

"Vald donkey, what's wrong with you, why are you sweating so much?"

Unexpectedly.

Tang Seng knelt down on the ground with a plop, and hugged Sun Wukong's thigh tightly,

"Great Sage, you promised Guanyin that you would protect poor monks who go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, so you can't go back on your word!"

"What nonsense, when did my old grandson say he was going to go back on his word?"

How about I speak martial arts?I agreed to send you to the west, and I will definitely send you to the west in person!

Uh.

Don't go back on your word?

Tang Seng was startled.

Then he got up quickly, set up the score, glanced at Monkey King lightly, and said indifferently,

"Since that's the case, monkey, hurry up and learn from your master, so we can set off to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures as soon as possible."

Hearing this sentence, a strange color flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes.

This Tang Sanzang is such a marketer?

While thinking about it, Sun Wukong reprimanded in feigned anger,

"Well, you bald donkey, you are so courageous, you actually want to be the ancestor of the Tathagata?!"

Tang Seng was startled, and quickly pointed at Sun Wukong, his expression was full of grief and grievance, almost crying,

"You, you, don't talk nonsense, when did the poor monk say that he would be the... ancestor of that Buddha?!"

"Why didn't you say that you want to accept my grandson as a disciple? Then do you know what kind of relationship I have with Tathagata?"

Tang Seng's heart trembled, and he continued to question in surprise,

"Yes... what is the relationship?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly,

"500 years ago, my old grandson hacked all the way from Nantianmen to Lingxiao Palace, cut off the throne of the Jade Emperor, and pissed on Tathagata's five-fingered girlfriend."

"As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. I and the Tathagata cherish each other. He called me Grandfather of the Great Sage, and I called him the grandson of the bald donkey. What do you think is the relationship between the two of us?"

When the voice fell, Tang Seng was shocked.

He really didn't expect it.

The background and ability of the monkey in front of him are so great.

Fighting against the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, not only was he not hacked to death, but he was even called the Great Sage Grandpa? !

How amazing is this ability? !

Even the Buddha wants to call out the existence of Grandpa, how high is the seniority? !

That's it.

If he accepts Monkey King as an apprentice.