I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

At this time, Sun Wukong frowned.

There are also "farmers" in the north?

Is it really that "farmer"? "

"Disciple, call the door for the teacher!"

Sun Wukong said lightly, he would like to see if this is really the farmer's family where robbers came from Journey to the West.

immediately.

Sun Wukong directly squeezed a word door, turned himself into a reader, and directly forcibly broke the heavens!

"Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, why is the master who was so angry at Mao Gongzu just now so handsome? ? ?

"Disciple, the dignity of the teacher's body is too domineering. If you scare these mortals into a bad way, it will be a crime!"

"good."

Tang Sanzang nodded, thinking that Master is really a good person, and he still thinks about these worldly people.

But soon.

He felt something was wrong.

After a moment, Tang Sanzang realized something was wrong---

because.

Sun Wukong's changing appearance is really handsome!

The kind that directly breaks the sky!

It's hard not to find out!

"Master, who have you become, why are you so handsome?"

at last.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help asking out loud.

He had never seen such a handsome person, even if he was a banished immortal, he wouldn't be so handsome, would he? !

"Well... this is the reader's face,"

Sun Wukong replied indifferently, "That's a face that even platinum writers can't describe in their lifetime. Mo Shangren is like jade, and son Shi Wushuang is just a basic operation, and a proof of handsomeness is only one-thousandth of a reader's appearance... ..."

"If I really want to describe it --- when you see an unimaginably handsome person, I'm afraid he's one ten thousandth as handsome as that reader..."

"hiss!"

"hiss!"

"hiss!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang took three deep breaths, the surrounding air was exhausted before he stopped.

His heart was full of horror. In this world, there really is such a handsome person?

"Dare to ask Master, but the bank ticket readers, and the follow-up readers?"

"Exactly."

Sun Wukong nodded in agreement.

immediately.

He looked at the endless sky, his eyes seemed to pass through endless latitudes, infinite time and space, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

……

……

"Old man, we are monks who came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and went to the Northern Heaven to learn scriptures. We want to stay here for one night!"

In front of the door.

Sun Wukong said so politely.

"Monk?"

The old farmer who opened the wooden door and his wife looked at the hair on Monkey King's head with question marks on their faces.

Do monks have such long hair?

but.

The monk in front of him is so handsome, suave and handsome, how could he be a bad guy? !

Think about it, obviously you can rely on your face to make a living, but why do you still have to rely on robbery to make a living?

"This...cough, this handsome master, come in, we're going to prepare some vegetarian food!"

At this time, the old farmer warmly invited Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang to stay overnight.

really.

Even in the fantasy world of Journey to the West, a reader's face is more useful than anything else!

……

……

Soon, the enthusiastic old farmer and his wife prepared the vegetarian food.

Rice, vegetables, radishes, everything is available!

It's just plain to the extreme!

But Tang Sanzang was very satisfied with this, and he ate very happily.

But Monkey King is upset, he wants to eat meat.

Moreover, seeing Tang Sanzang eating so happily, Monkey King was even more upset.

Nima.

How can monks not eat meat?

After eating wine and meat, the Buddha's enthusiasm continued to fall. Don't you understand this truth?

……

……

After Tang Sanzang went to rest.

Sun Wukong quietly approached the old farmer again,

"Old man, do you have any meat to eat?"

Tang Sanzang enjoyed that table of vegetarian dishes, but he didn't.

We are all in a well-off society, who eats only vegetarian food? !

"I guessed you were coming!"

The old farmer smiled strategically.

"hiss!"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and gave the old farmer a meaningful look. Could this horse riding be a hidden boss?

"Ham, I knew you were a fake monk as soon as we met," the old farmer said with a confident face, and smiled again.

"How can there be an unshaved monk... Tell me, did that shitty eminent monk force you to come here to learn scriptures?"

Really not great?

Sun Wukong figured out the method of detecting characters, and carefully inspected the old farmer. Sure enough, he has no cultivation and is a mortal!

"What's wrong, I don't dare to say it, oops, I actually noticed it when I was eating, that monk is simply not a thing, he only cares about eating by himself, he doesn't care about you, tsk tsk tsk, he is also a high-ranking monk Well, I pooh!"

The old farmer's tone was full of disdain for Tang Sanzang.

===Chapter 27 I Tang Seng can't let Master go astray===

Yes, yes, you are right!

Seeing his high spirits, Sun Wukong didn't bother to refute anything.

In fact, when Sun Wukong's cultivation base has arrived, it doesn't matter whether he eats or not.

Tang Sanzang also knew the situation.

And he himself is just a mortal, he can't do without food, so he only cares about himself.

Who knew that when he came to the old farmer, he was misunderstood like this.

"Young man, are you hungry? Don't be dazed. Come in. I'll kill a chicken to fill your belly!"

The old farmer patted Monkey King on the shoulder, turned around and entered the kitchen without waiting for his response.

……

……

Just when the old farmer was killing chickens.

Sudden.

There was a sound of kicking the door outside, and there was a burst of shouting and cursing!

Oh?

Is it really that "farmer" on the Westward Journey Road?

Sun Wukong frowned and hurried out of the room.

Tang Sanzang, who had already fallen asleep, was also awakened at this time, and ran behind Monkey King in panic,

"Mr. Sun, what happened to your kidney?"

"Oh, a group of bandits have come to rob, but with me here, they will never come back!"

Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully.

He didn't need to use the lightning whip to deal with a few mortals.

"Don't hurt anyone's life!"

At this time, Tang Sanzang reminded with a compassionate face.

"Don't worry, apprentice, being a teacher won't hurt anyone's life!"

Sun Wukong smiled.

talking room.

Seven or eight bandits held their knives and charged towards Sun Wukong and others.

They are more or less knowledgeable. Looking at Tang Sanzang's gleaming cassock, he knew he was a rich man!

But just when this group of men were about to approach fiercely, Monkey King flicked his fingers,

"Certainly!"

Then, the group of people stood there with terrified faces, unable to move.

"A few K's in Europe!"

Sun Wukong clapped his hands, "Okay, apprentice, I will leave these people to you!"

"what?!"

Tang Sanzang didn't react for a while, he asked doubtfully,

"Master, what's the use of entrusting these robbers to me?"

"Disciple, didn't you get an eminent monk? There is great merit in persuading people to be good!"

Sun Wukong said so.

After Tang Sanzang heard Sun Wukong's words, his eyes lit up immediately.

You know, he is in the midst of calamity, interfered by Journey to the West, and cannot practice.