I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"It finally came out!" Tang Seng was overjoyed, and pushed open the wooden door without thinking.

"Ah! Smelly rascal! Thief!"

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===Chapter 1040 Wanzishan Second Difficulty===

Tang Seng was arrested again, but this time for playing hooligans.

That's right, he had indeed entered the outside world when he opened the door just now.

It's just that we have reached the back mountain of Poyue Cave.

There is a clear spring there, and Bai Huaxi only wears a small coat to wash her underwear there.

In other words, this is actually nothing, and he is not naked, not even showing much of his arms.

But what she washed was women's underwear, so Tang Seng ran over rashly, which was naturally a charge of collision.

"You obscene monk, the poor Taoist kindly let you go, but you ran to harass the female relatives!" Monkey King scolded Tang Monk angrily.

"Hmph! You bald thief dares to harass my wife, and I will eat you today to vent my anger on my wife!" Kui Mulang said through gritted teeth.

"This... this, what a misunderstanding! The poor monk is a monk, how could he do such a dirty thing. Amitabha! Amitabha! Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" When Tang Seng heard that Kui Mulang was going to eat him, he frightened He had to kneel on the ground again and beg for mercy.

"It's a misunderstanding again? You are not an old monk. If you do something wrong, it is called a misunderstanding! It is useless to save you." Monkey King looked at Tang Seng closely and said.

"First ruin my practice, and then bully my wife! Come on! Drag me down and steam!" Kui Mulang said viciously.

"My lord, have mercy! My lord, have mercy!"

The old monk really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't clean himself up, he just kept begging for mercy.

"My lord! It's a disaster! It's a disaster! Two extremely ugly monks came outside, one with a pig's head and a pig's head, and the other with a green face, clamoring for their master."

When the little demons dragged Tang Seng to cook, a little demon with an order ran in from outside the cave.

"They came to look for you?" Kui Mulang asked Tang Seng sideways.

"Yes yes yes! Your Majesty! These are the poor monk's two apprentices. The pig-headed pig-brained one is called Zhu Bajie by the poor monk's first disciple. He was originally the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, with 36 changes."

"The one with the blue face and ghost face is the second apprentice of the poor monk, and he is the reincarnation of General Shulin, with 18 changes."

"They are all first-class heroes. Now that the king has released the poor monk, they will not make things difficult for the king."

As soon as Tang Seng saw the rescuers, he immediately became full of energy and talked a lot.

"Tie up this monk! Let's see what kind of canopy roller blinds this king will meet!"

When Kui Mulang waved his hand, the little monsters rushed forward.

He tied Tang Seng tightly and threw him in the corner of the cave.

After Tang Seng was tied up, Kui Mulang went out with the steel knife.

He was informed by Monkey King that besides Monk Zhu Bajiesha, there were twenty or thirty Dharma protector Jialan.

But Kui Mulang is a brave man, and the relic's exquisite inner alchemy has already been completed, so he is not afraid of these birdmen at all.

Wielding a big knife and fighting with a group of them, it really is a master of one group of heroes.

Besides, in the Boyue Cave, only Monkey King and Tang Seng are left in the stone room hall.

"Amitabha! Monks don't tell lies. Daoist priest, the poor monk really misunderstood just now!"

Tang Seng was tied up and left there feeling uncomfortable. He turned his head and saw that Monkey King hadn't left yet, so he hurriedly begged for forgiveness.

"Hey! Pindao believes you." Monkey King said, and stepped forward to untie Tang Seng's straps.

By the way, he also carefully patted the dust on Tang Seng's body, and straightened the wrinkled monk's robe.

"This... Priest Perak believes in the poor monk? Just now..." Tang Seng looked at Monkey King in disbelief and asked.

"The group of monsters were there just now. If Pindao doesn't follow their words, he will have a conflict with them. In fact, how can Pindao not believe in Elder Tang's character!" Sun Wukong pulled Tang Seng up and said.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! The Perak Taoist priest Gao Yi, the poor monk admires him!" Tang Seng said in tears as he was moved by him.

"Go, Pindao will personally send you out."

Monkey King walked out of the cave as soon as Tang Seng was supported by the arm.

"How can I explain to him that the demon came back, the Taoist priest might as well just let the poor monk leave." Tang Seng said gratefully.

"Impossible! Entrusted by others to be loyal, the scriptures have not been finished yet, how can the poor leave halfway!" Sun Wukong said righteously.

"Amitabha. The faith and righteousness of the Perak Taoist priest is only seen in this life! The poor monk is convinced!" When Tang Seng praised Monkey King, they had already reached the entrance of the cave just now.

When the door was opened again, there were no more washing women. Sun Wukong pointed Tang Seng to the side path and said:

"Let's go along here. At the end of the path is the road up the mountain. Your two apprentices should be in front."

Tang Monk left with a thousand thanks, while Monkey King returned to the cave with an extremely excited expression on his face.

This trip is really profitable, and Tang Seng's blue luck has already been drawn before.

Unexpectedly, when Tang Seng went to the back door just now, when he was teased by Bai Huaxie and then captured, the old monk actually had blue luck again!

This is really against the sky, it turned out to be a catastrophe and luck!

After receiving two waves of blue luck, Sun Wukong actually has orange and blue luck!

How could this not excite him!

"Cool! Comfortable! Haha!"

Monkey King was excited, and Kui Mulang's laughter came from the entrance of the cave in front.

"Brother! Sure enough, as you expected, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha really brought twenty or thirty Jialan guardians who followed secretly."

"Brother, I'm prepared. Twenty or thirty of them are no match for me. I beat them with a knife and kicked them, and they returned in defeat, haha!"

Kui Mulang laughed loudly and said that he did his best in this wave of battles.

Although he won, it can also be seen that he has some injuries on his body.

"Brother Wolf is injured!" Bai Huasha and the little fox also came out of the inner hole, seeing Kui Mulang injured and Bai Huasha was very concerned.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, my little injury doesn't matter. Haha! This battle is really hearty!" Kui Mulang waved his hand indifferently, and smiled heartily.

"Today not only had a quick fight, but also played tricks on the old monk Jin Chanzi. Haha, it's interesting! It's interesting!"

Kui Mulang was in a very good mood at this time, and he and Monkey King knew that his descending to the world was taken advantage of by the bosses.

As a chess piece, he is a chess piece with a temper.

Knowing the cause and effect, the subjective initiative will come up.

So he and Sun Wukong gave Tang Seng a beating and preconceptions.

I didn't want to recruit you, you sent it to your door yourself!

Not only that, but he also peeked at my wife and daughter-in-law!

Although they can't do anything to Tang Seng, Kui Mulang and Monkey King are very happy to be able to disgust the bald thieves in the West.

What's more, Kui Mulang can also show his skills and fight people. This is the first battle after his relic Linglong Neidan has been successfully completed.

As for Sun Wukong, let alone, this guy is already going crazy after receiving two strokes of luck.

Yu'er can naturally feel the joy of Monkey King, and she is also happy for him in her heart.

Because every time Monkey King shows such a wretched smile, his cultivation is not far from being improved...

"By the way, the old monk is gone, should we husband and wife go back to heaven?"

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===Chapter 1041 Go back and surrender===

Sun Wukong analyzed the situation for them.

The Journey to the West has attracted the attention of all parties, and the matter of the two of them in the lower realm must not be hidden.

If the matter here is settled, it is better to go back to the Heavenly Court to plead guilty immediately.

Monkey King knew that with Tang Seng's ordeal, the two of them could be regarded as guilty and meritorious.

And even if he was punished, it was nothing more than a small punishment and a big sentence to send him to Tushita Palace to burn the stove.

That's why I persuaded them to go back and surrender themselves.

Kui Mulang and Bai Huashou stayed in the lower realm for 13 years, and Bai Huasham regained his memory. The two of them considered their trip to be complete, and they have no regrets going back at this time.

"It's almost there. I'll figure out a way to get the monkey back later, and our party will be over. How's the arrangement at my sister-in-law's house?" Monkey King nodded and asked Baihua shamelessly.

"Don't worry, my father has already accepted my letter, so there is nothing wrong with it." Bai Hua said shamelessly.

"Hey! It's okay for us husband and wife to leave. Poor Feng'er and Yan'er can't go back with us."

Bai Huaxie is no longer the heartless and ungrateful princess she was before, so of course she is worried about his two children.

Kui Mulang embraced Baihua's shy shoulders and persuaded:

"Ma'am, it's useless to talk about the matter so far. The children will be handed over to Brother Monkey King."

"My brother taught me that the two of them are extremely talented. They might be able to obtain the Earth Immortal Status in two or three hundred years. At that time, our family will always have a reunion day."

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After Tang Seng left, Kui Mulang and Bai Huaxuan immediately returned to the heavenly court.

The two of them arrived at the Nantian Gate and showed their real bodies and walked in. The gatekeepers naturally recognized them as Xingjun Fairy.

When they arrived outside the Tongming Hall, the husband and wife knelt there.

"Sinner Kui Mulang, please see Your Majesty!"

The celestial master Xu Jingyang was on duty in the Tongming Hall. When the old Taoist came out, he saw Kui Mulang and a maid from the Pixiang Hall kneeling there.

"What's Xingjun's meaning?" The old man was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't realize what his way was.

He has known about Kuimu wolf's descent to the realm for a long time, and the Journey to the West team is about to cross the border, and then he can doomed them.

Everyone knows the strength of Kui Mulang, and it is not something the monkey can handle. When the monkey comes to the sky to rescue soldiers, it is just right for the two of them to return to heaven.

But why did you come back early now, this script is not right!

"Reporting to the Heavenly Master, it has been 13 years since the little god went down to the world with the maid wearing incense. The day before yesterday, the little god felt guilty and knew that he was guilty, so he brought my wife to plead guilty."

"This one……"

Xu Jingyang was in a dilemma for a while, and you came back to plead guilty before you finished your work, that is a real sin!

While hesitating, he heard Kui Mulang continue: "The little god misunderstood the monk who was sent by the Tang Dynasty to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures the day before yesterday, and made him suffer twice. It is really a sin. Now I will apologize to Your Majesty."

"What? You've already caught Tang Seng?" Xu Jingyang asked in surprise.

"Caught it, the little god caught him twice." Kui Mulang nodded, with a shameful expression on his face.

Xu Jingyang counted, and sure enough, Tang Seng really accomplished two catastrophes at the hands of Kui Mulang.

"Hmm! Not bad! Not bad! Even after completing the task, he can surrender himself. Please wait for the celestial master to give me your majesty's forgiveness." Xu Jingyang cheerfully turned into the Tongming Hall, and then went to the Lingxiao Hall.

Talking about this matter to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor was quite pleased and said: "Kui Mulang performed well, he made the old monk's catastrophe come true, and he has a temperament that knows his mistakes and can correct them."

"But if you make a mistake, you should be punished. Since Sifan is in the lower realm, you must also be punished."

"Let's just take his gold medal and stay in his job to commit crimes and meritorious deeds."

Xu Jingyang bowed: "I would like to obey your Majesty's oral instructions."

Kui Mulang's action was just to accept a sign and return to his post. This punishment is also in name only, which shows that the Jade Emperor is also very satisfied with Kui Mulang's actions.

The matter of Sifan's lower realm can be big or small, the main thing is to divide people.

Some want to press Huashan Mountain, while others are lightly taken away.

After leaving the Tongming Hall, Xu Jingyang stretched out his hand and asked Kui Mulang for his gold medal, but the Jade Emperor told him to take it back.

"Report to Heavenly Master, the Little God's waist card was accidentally lost when he was in the lower realm."

"Ah? Lost it? Forget it, let's just treat it as you handing it over. I'll carve another one for someone else in the future, but you keep your mouth shut."

Tianshi waved his hands and said, this matter is also a matter of whether it is big or small.

Kui Mulang actually made meritorious service, so the old Taoist didn't want to care about it, so he let the matter go.

After the Tongming Palace was over, the Jade Emperor didn't even mention how to deal with Baihuayu, who belonged to the Queen Mother.