I died and was reincarnated as Warship in a fantasy world

‘Four sisters’ No 28.



Recently I faced an unexpected crisis, that is about to affect the entire Academy. This time it is not the freak sister.

Only now I understood the true meaning of Big Sis’s words: ‘don’t postpone what can be done today, and don’t delay what needs time to be done’.

A month ago a new fashion trend appeared, and the entire Academy went to buy the new clothes. I was seeing no reason for me to worry about it but now I feel like the trend is standing firm, and I am about to become unfashionable.

And that is why I am required? As if I would waste my time on something like this!

Just lift you’re a* off the seat, damn you! Whenever you’re unrequired you show up immediately but now that you are needed, you play tsundere on me!” I tried to shake New Jerksey off the seat but she already grew roots.

Why should I play tsundere, if I have one? C’mon, it’s not like the clothes will disappear only because we didn’t go today!” She didn’t even bother looking at anything but the screen where were girls with ridiculous figures and huge eyes.

You’re either going, or I’ll tell Big Sis that you are playing porn games!” She finally spared me a glance.

Go tell her. ‘I’ won’t be surprised to hear I’m playing that kind of games.” (NJ)

This is a futile and ungrateful work but I am yet to surrender.

I SAID LIFT YOU FAT A* OFF THE DAMNED CHAIR!

STOP PULLING ME! I WON’T ABANDON MY DARLINGS!” (NJ)

You’re the trashiest sister in the Universe…

What’s this look of disappointment…?!Because you are disappointment…

“Wisky, ya know that those things are not worthy of being a concern. Don’t be worried about fashion, and dress as you like!” New Jersey…?

You are the last person I want to hear this from…” She won’t even have clothes other than her hoodie, if Iowa wasn’t buying clothes for her.

Well, I can reconsider my plans for today, if…I know this look…

To hell with you…ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?!” I pulled the skirt down the very moment the freak reached for the phone.

C’mon, your panties are the humankind’s most valuable treasure~.” (NJ)

GO DIE!


Ding-ding

“Welcome! How can I help you, dear customers~?” A clerk appeared out of nowhere, right after we entered the first shop we encountered.

Well, you can help m… kh… Us.” I corrected my sister before she managed to say something perverted.

Wisky, it wasn’t required, you know?” New Jerksey writhed until I moved my foot away.

The heels can be so useful.

Can you show us some dresses?” I asked the clerk, before she starts asking about the freak.

“Of course, Miss!” The clerk led us to a changing room.

New Jerksey immediately sat on a couch, and stared at me.

Stop staring at me!It’s embarrassing…!

The doors opened, and the clerk pulled in a huge rack of dresses. Everything was fashionable.

“Here is the new collection. Would you require tea?” After I nodded, the clerk put a teapot and confections on the coffee table, and left.

Aww, drink as much as you want~. Big Sis will be sweetened by your gopher-like cheeks~.What a freak…

I wetted my throat, and started choosing dresses.

I picked up a couple of dozens of dresses and prepared to try them.

Uhm? What’s up~?This shameless…

Go away! I can’t change while you’re here!

Come on, Wisky, we’re all girls in here~!” (NJ)

Can somebody like you be counted as one…?

Come on! I may not be as gifted as Mo but…!” (NJ)

You’re the enemy of all women, and yet you want to stay here while I’m changing…?

“Yes.” This…

GO AWAY, YOU FREAK!


Only after I aimed the main guns at her New Jerksey left. I am sure she is right outside, with her ear at the door.

You are disgusting.

Am I?’ The shameless freak answered to my murmurs, as if it’s something normal.

I ignored her and tried all of the dresses I liked. I chose three of them, and put on the one I liked the most.

Enter, you jerk.

New Jerksey entered, and immediately proceeded to the couch, without even saying that I’m cute or that the dress suits me!

On my darling Wisky~! Come here, Big Sis wants to fluff you~!Pervert. Shameless. Freak.

Aww, good girl~. Good girls deserve to be patted~! Jerk. Idiot. Hentai.

Did you choose a dress~? Did I mention she’s shameless?

I did.

Aww, good girl~! Is it the one you’re wearing~?” (NJ)

It is.

Ufu-fu~, my cutie pie sister will beautify any dress she wears~!” (NJ)
Hm! As if your flattery will please me!

My~ cute~ Wisky~…W-well, I will let her go… O-only because she said I am cute!

It’s not like I wanted to hear it from her!


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