NOVEL SIMPLE ‘Four sisters’ No 36.
I reached for another box of patches.
“Stop twitching, will you?”
I tried to catch my stupid Big Sister, who was covered in scratches and bruises.
I already spent quite a few patches to cover her damage.
“But…!” I glared at her.
“You brought this upon yourself, didn’t you?” Instead of responding, she went silent.
Usually this freak starts doing all sorts of weird things whenever I am near but today she is unusually quiet.
It may be related to her being shelled by Iowa for the past few hours, however, she usually bounces right back in a moment.
“Just what the hell did happen between you two? What perverted freak thing you did for Iowa to be so p* off?” The freak turned her head away. I clawed her head, and forcefully turned it back to face me, after all I still have a few scratches to cover there.
“It… erhm…” (NJ)
“Just say it, damn you. It’s not like you can surprise me.”
“W-well, I tried to sell I’s pantsushots for good marks…?” (NJ)
“…”
“…?” (NJ)
“…”
“… … …?” (NJ)
“You are the worst kind of trash I’ve ever seen…”
“Didn’t you say you won’t be surprised?!” (NJ)
“I’m finally done. Get away from me, you freak!”
“Come on~, you saw my naked butt, so you must take the responsibility~!” I felt how my eyes filled with blood.
“Just who in the world would be interested in your skinny a*?”
“Kyaa~, Wisky started saying such perverted things ‘bout me~! What if my lil’ sis goes out and starts saying everybody what she saw~! I fear I’m in danger~! … He-he-he… How about we talk this through…?” (NJ)
“Die.”
“He-he-he…” (NJ)
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Before she was turned into dust, New Jerksey managed to jump out of the window.
“COME BACK, YOU FREAK! I WILL FIND YOU, AND THEN…!” I have no idea what I would do. I might as well bury her alive.
W-well, searching for her is better than just turning into a vegetable like she did…
I was going around the Academy, and searching for the freak.
“Come here, New Jerksey~! I have the Union’s flag~!” It’s not like I worn them just for her… It is a necessary evil, that’s it!
“Come here, you damned freak~! I promise, it won’t hurt for too long~!”
While I was passing by a gazebo, I saw a movement in the bushes. Something rushed away in there.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
“New Jerksey~! Come out~! I promise, I’m not angry~!”
BOOM BOOM BOOM
“Come out~!”
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I checked around, and saw only pieces of a rabbit.
While I hoped I would see a bruised freak there, I am not concerned~. I will just keep searching, until I find her and rip her heart out, because…
Ah, I already forgot why I even want to kill her today?
Not that it would stop me from searching for her~.
While I was passing by one of her nooks, where she ambushes for short skirts, I saw Mo on approach.
“Hi, Mo.”
“What’s up? What are you doing out here?” She waved me back with her weirdo staff.
“Me? I’m just searching for the freak.”
“Ah, I see. What did she do now?” (Mo)
“I don’t even remember.” I shrugged my shoulders.
Mo looked around, and said: “Then how about we search for her together? I have some business to do with her too.”
“Fine by me.”
The two of us started searching for the freak all over the Academy.
In the end we both had to accept that she surely knows how to hide.
It is an unexpected skill for a battleship but she is something unexpected too.
“Hey, Big Sis, have you seen New Jersey?” While I was thinking about what to do, Mo messaged to Iowa.
“New Jersey? She’s right here, with me. Did something happen?” (IA)
“Wait, how long was she with you…?”
“The entire day, ever since you fired at her.” I facepalmed.
Big Sister’s room was the last thing that came to my mind when we thought about the freak…
I entered Iowa’s room, and the freak was right there, lying on the carpet with a phone in her hands.
“You freak of a sister…”
“Oh, heya, Wisky, Mo~!” She waved and smiled, as if she had no idea how much I wish to kick her right now.
“How are you doing, Enji? How ‘bout a spar~?” Mo crouched by her.
“Nah, I’m too lazy for it.” (NJ)
I crouched from the other side.
“Hello~.”
“Hello~.” Without even looking at my face, New Jerksey lifted the hem of my skirt.
“You see, Wisky wishes to kill you. I’m sure her desire was reinvigorated right now. So, you can either die right here, right now. Or, you can go with me~.” (Mo)
“Miss Stars-and-Stripes, how about you keep me some company~?” I was dumbfounded.
Not only this pervert so shamelessly gazes at my underwear, with me seeing it. She also decided to ignore her only path to salvation.
“Hey, Wisky, look at this.” She showed me the screen of her phone.
There was a picture of a good restaurant in the capital.
“What do you think about stuffing your belly tonight~?” (NJ)
“W-well… I… It’s not like I’m against it…”
T-this time I will let her go…
O-only because I heard this restaurant has good pork.